*Infirmary*

Wildwing walked in followed closely by the others, then he sat the currently sleeping Duke on a nearby medi-com bed. Not much long after (more like 3 seconds after) Duke started groaning and woke up. He turned his gaze upwards only to find a very unfamiliar Wildwing looking at him. Almost instantly upon this happening, Duke drew his saber and was ready to attack. Wildwing seeing this, shot his hands up in defense.

"Woah! Easy Duke it's me Wildwing." Wildwing told Duke trying to calm him down, but his attempts were useless. Duke looked into his pale ice blue eyes looking for resemblance but found very little, looked like Wing sorta, if he was human, couldn't be. Could it?

"Duke I know it's hard to believe, but I am NOT lying." Wildwing said in another attempt to convince him.

"How do I know your not lying?" Duke asked him cautiously, still holding up his saber as a sign not to make any wrong moves. Duke didn't know what to think at this point. It could be one of Dragaunus's stupid spies, or it REALLY could be Wildwing.

"He did this to all of us." Wildwing continued motioning to the four other people behind him. "Look at yourself Duke." Wildwing finished glancing to a small mirror on the wall across from them. Duke turned around very slowly and looked into the mirror behind him, sure enough he was human just like the rest of them. Only question in his mind was how.

"What in Puckworld happened!?!" Duke half yelled while turning to look at the others.

"Dr. Pretorius happened, that's what. Looks like he injected us with some type of chemical or something with human DNA in it. Must've ya know, happened when we were all knocked out from the sleeping gas." Tanya informed him on her latest theory.

"Hey Girly-girl, isn't that the sleazoid who wanted to perform painful experiments on us?" Nosedive asked as he cocked one eyebrow. Tanya looked over to him ready to answer but Wildwing did that for her.

"The one and only, who else could it be." Wildwing said looking directly at his younger brother.

"I thought that dork and his genetic disaster retired!" Nosedive yelled as he threw his hands into the air in exasperation. Wildwing gave his brother a 'would you please shut-up' look which caused Nosedive to walk off tho his room and continued on with the conversation before Nosedive got into it.

"I've got to run some, you know, tests on the medi-com to determine wether or not this is fixable." Tanya informed her team-mates. She got some nervous glances from them after this was said.

"Um, what kind of tests?" Mallory asked uneasily.

"DNA tests, stuff like that, the medi-com will get an analysis of our DNA and what happened to us, and if it's fixable

"Okay." Mallory said letting out a breath, she had been holding her breath all through Tanya's last statement.

"We had better go ahead and get this over with." Tanya said as she prepared the medi-com beds for them. "Where's Nosedive, he needs to have this done too." She asked, not to anyone in particular

"He's in his room, I'll go get him." Wildwing volunteered himself to go find Nosedive, he knew he was upset about it, and probably didn't want to be bothered. So he figured that it was best for him to go rather than someone else. Wildwing left the infirmary to go find Dive. He walked around a corner and came in front of a big metal door.

"Uh, Dive, can I come in?" Wildwing asked Nosedive apprehensively.

"NO." Nosedive answered him shortly

"Open the door bro. Tanya has to run a few tests to figure out if this is fixable." Wildwing informed Nosedive

"There's only 3 medi-com beds I can go last. It's not like I'm doing anything today." Nosedive told Wildwing sarcastically, making it very clear to his brother he wanted to be left alone, but Wildwing wasn't finished with him yet. Wildwing looked at a little control pad on the door and noticed that it was unlocked. He decided to take his chances and go ahead in anyway.

*Swoosh* the door glided open. Wildwing cautiously walked in and scanned the large room for his brother. He finally found him sitting on his bed, knees against his chest face covered looking at the ground. Wildwing walked over to him and put his hand on his shoulder.

"This isn't fair." Nosedive said looking up staring into space.

"Life never is." Wildwing responded to him in the most gentle voice he could get out of himself at the time, which wasn't to hard.

"Everything has happened to us, anything and everything weird has happened to us. This isn't fair, this is too much." Nosedive said his voice high from stress and crying.

"We can fix this I promise." Wildwing trying desperately trying to comfort Nosedive

"What if we can't?" Nosedive asked. He was upset that he was the only one who was troubled by this, and that no one else had taken into realization that they might be stuck human.

"We CAN." Wildwing told Nosedive trying to sound supportive. Wildwing gave Nosedive the 'puppy-dog' pout, which is rarely...never seen from him. So this is a first and Nosedive suspected it probably meant a lot to Wing that he went down there and got the tests done.

"Fine." Nosedive said exaggerating the meaning of exhaustion when he said it. They walked out of his room together and into the infirmary, where Tanya had Mallory Grin and Duke already strapped down to the medi-com and was running the tests.

*Infirmary*

"Is this almost over with?" Mallory asked sounding thoroughly agitated

"Almost." Tanya replied to her calmly. The lights on the rings on the medi-com beds stopped flickering and Tanya looked down at the small computer attached to the medi-com

"Wow." Tanya said as she looked at each strand of DNA that the Medi-com had analyzed from Mallory, Duke, and Grin. The straps on the medi-com beds unlocked and the three got up and walked over too Tanya to see what was soo amazing

"What's wrong, is this good or bad?" Grin asked saying anything for the first time in hours, and actually saying something that wasn't Tie Quack Do.

"Um, I dunno. This is just really weird." Tanya replied sounding confused as she stared at the computer screen. Wildwing and Nosedive came up behind the four and joined them in looking at the DNA, even though Tanya was the only one who understood any of it.

"I don't think I'll need anymore tests from us, this shows just about everything I need to know, um..would you mind being stuck like this for maybe a day or so. Just so I can see if this is fixable or not, see the medi-com can't determine if this is reversible or not yet, it'll take a while" Tanya asked the group around her uneasily.

"WHY?!?" The group asked sounding partially scared and upset. They had heard pretty much none of what Tanya had just said.

"Well, because I don't know wether or not our DNA is unstable or not, or if this is fixable. If our DNA is unstable we will change back on our own, but it's not yet visible, and if it IS, it could take months even years before we change back. The medi-com won't be able to tell if it's fixable or unstable for a few days at least." Tanya told them in a exhausted tone, she was tired of explaining this to everyone over and over again.

The others stared at her in surprise for two reasons, 1) they were not at all happy about being stuck like this for a few days, just so they can find out if they'll be stuck like this forever and, 2) Tanya hadn't stuttered once in that entire speech.

"What do we do till then?" Mallory asked trying really hard to hide her panic, but failed miserably.

"Um, first I suggest we explain this to phil." Tanya said setting her eyesight on their manager who was walking in through the large doorway.

"Boobala! Listen I got this thing I need you to come-Woah! Who are you?!?" Phil asked strangely being able to fit that all into one statement. He rushed back to the doorway and looked at the 6 now human team.

"Come one step closer and I'll sue!" Phil yelled holding up his cell phone

"Take a chill pill Phil it's us!" Nosedive yelled to him. Wildwing gave Dive one of his famous 'calm down before I hurt you looks'

"What?" Nosedive asked widening his eyes at his older brother. Nosedive obviously wanted to be left alone in his room right now, but was being forced against his will to be out here with everyone else. Mallory gave Wildwing a 'what's his problem' look and Wildwing got the picture and answered her question. Mallory knew generally that no one was happy at all about this, and she too would have walked off and locked herself in her room forever if they all weren't in the middle of something.

"He does not like this at all." Wildwing told her sounding slightly worried.

"Well DUH! Tell me something I don't know! Remember I don't have the 'I know what he's saying when he's not saying it gift' like you do. Why's he taking it out on us?" Mallory told him sarcastically, she had a pretty good idea of what his problem was she just wanted Wing's input on it. Wildwing raised both his eyebrows at her and gave her a smile, he thought the way she had put it was funny and oddly true.

"Two things. 1)He is stuck human for a while if not forever. And he pretty much would much rather be anything else. And 2) Phil will figure out a way to either make money off us or sell us to another manager." Wildwing answered, the first reason he was worried about, but we all know Wing and he hides worry very well. He did NOT want to be stuck human forever, it is possibly fixable and a few days was going to be hard enough. But forever, that was a long time. He laughed at the last reason, simply because it was true. At least he thought so.

"Phil will try to sell us?" Mallory asked him in a very skeptical voice while raising her right eyebrow to add the final affect to her 'look'

"Trust me he will." Wildwing reassured her laughing at the thought. Wildwing suddenly remembered that Phil was in the room, and was probably wondering what was going on.

"Uh, Phil. We gotta tell ya somethin'." Duke said exactly what Wildwing was about to. The team gave eachother nervous glances then Tanya began to explain.

"Okay, Dr. Pretorius, human DNA, us, look." Tanya told him shortly. She didn't feel like explaining everything all over again. Phil gave the team a glare, then figured out that it wasn't helping. Then Phil had another one of his so-called brilliant ideas.

"Hmmmmm, how can I turn this into a publicity stunt." He said to himself, unfortunately enough for him, Wildwing over heard him.

"No." Wildwing told Phil as he overheard him, this was purely instinct to Wildwing who generally said 'NO' to everything Phil had planned for them.

"But why, nevermind. I don't want my team being seen like this anyway. Fantastic day this is, my once famous alien team of unbeatable hockey-playing ducks from another universe is now like everyone else on this planet, HUMAN!" Phil began to argue with Wing but decided that this was not one of his teams finer moments, and he didn't want this too effect his money flow in any way possible so.. He eventually found a way to fit sarcasm into it

"PHIL!" The team yelled in unison at their manager. Nosedive, realizing he didn't have to go through the tests went back to his own room. Wildwing watched Dive walk off without his knowing and instantly knew this was not going to be easy for any of them, but was going to be 100 hundred times harder on Nosedive.


*Sorry it took so long to update, I have been away all weekend, cuz of my B-Day and all. I got this up as fast as I could.*