Many Uses for a Podling
By Cursed Sun and her friends
(sol_do_curse@yahoo.com.br)
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"The Dark Crystal" (O Cristal Encantado or El Cristal Encantado) is trademark of Henson and Oz.
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Here are some uses for those damn Podlings from "Dark Crystal" /"Cristal Encantado":
20. Podiling Brand Marshmallows!
19. Crash test dummy Podlings! They will do good!
18. Use these little willing Potato people as SOCCER BALLS!
17. Use Podlings as V.P of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory
16. Not to mention they could also go down same "Bad Egg shoot" as Varuka Salt did in Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.
15. Use a Podiling as a Scarecrow for your garden, in caise you cannot make one yourself.
14. Use Podiling for light saber (laser sabre from "Star Wars") tester to see what the Light Saber could cut through.
13. Use the podilings as paint supplements. Grind them in to pouder, then mix them with water, and walla, you got.......PODLING PAINT!
12. Have a big bunch of Podlings feed Kaiju, like.......GODZILLA!
11. Use Podilings as cannon balls in a cannonball in a freak show act.
10. Send some Podlings through hamberger grinder and serve them as "Veggie Burgers".
That makes vegans happy to know stupid cows are not involved. Plus, beef fatty anyways, Podilings arent!
9. Get a Podling with high body temprature, and play the game "Hot Potato" with it. Watch out though, Podling fevers could burn your hands!
8. Have them be stunt dobles for the Olsen Twins in the TV reunion show "Full House of Terror"!
7. Podlings make good foot masagers and foot likers, no matter how rough or corny your feet are.
6. Buoy out at sea.
5. Podlings make got pot scrubbers too!
4. Podilings make good experiments for filler in vegetarian "meat meals", such as Quorn or Tofou products!
3. "Ripeley's Believe it or not!" record: the longest time spent with Podlings without getting hungry.
2. Podlings make great pillows or foot rests.
AND #1 USE FOR PODLINGS ARE..........
1. USE THEM AS SKEKAYUK, THE BIG FAT GOUMAND SKEKSIS BAIT! Hey, since SkekAyuk eats just about anything and everything, why not Podlings?
By Cursed Sun and her friends
(sol_do_curse@yahoo.com.br)
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"The Dark Crystal" (O Cristal Encantado or El Cristal Encantado) is trademark of Henson and Oz.
---
Here are some uses for those damn Podlings from "Dark Crystal" /"Cristal Encantado":
20. Podiling Brand Marshmallows!
19. Crash test dummy Podlings! They will do good!
18. Use these little willing Potato people as SOCCER BALLS!
17. Use Podlings as V.P of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory
16. Not to mention they could also go down same "Bad Egg shoot" as Varuka Salt did in Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.
15. Use a Podiling as a Scarecrow for your garden, in caise you cannot make one yourself.
14. Use Podiling for light saber (laser sabre from "Star Wars") tester to see what the Light Saber could cut through.
13. Use the podilings as paint supplements. Grind them in to pouder, then mix them with water, and walla, you got.......PODLING PAINT!
12. Have a big bunch of Podlings feed Kaiju, like.......GODZILLA!
11. Use Podilings as cannon balls in a cannonball in a freak show act.
10. Send some Podlings through hamberger grinder and serve them as "Veggie Burgers".
That makes vegans happy to know stupid cows are not involved. Plus, beef fatty anyways, Podilings arent!
9. Get a Podling with high body temprature, and play the game "Hot Potato" with it. Watch out though, Podling fevers could burn your hands!
8. Have them be stunt dobles for the Olsen Twins in the TV reunion show "Full House of Terror"!
7. Podlings make good foot masagers and foot likers, no matter how rough or corny your feet are.
6. Buoy out at sea.
5. Podlings make got pot scrubbers too!
4. Podilings make good experiments for filler in vegetarian "meat meals", such as Quorn or Tofou products!
3. "Ripeley's Believe it or not!" record: the longest time spent with Podlings without getting hungry.
2. Podlings make great pillows or foot rests.
AND #1 USE FOR PODLINGS ARE..........
1. USE THEM AS SKEKAYUK, THE BIG FAT GOUMAND SKEKSIS BAIT! Hey, since SkekAyuk eats just about anything and everything, why not Podlings?