Chapter 4 Bloopers
Peeking in: Take One
Walking down the hallway, he heard arguing coming from the living room. Sounded like Malik and Bakura were at each other's throats again. He moved to the doorway and peeked inside. Shrugging, he went on past the room. Malik and Bakura were just sitting on the couch watching a war film.
Silverscreamer turdges over and flips off the tv, putting her hands on her hips. "Would you two please just do this right!? And Ryou!" When the oh- so-adorable little albino peeked back in again she smiled sweetly. "Could you please go back outside and wait a few moments before coming in again in the same way you did before?"
Ryou smiled and nodded. "Um... Sure thing."
"Thanks darling!" Silverscreamer skipped away to that weird other dimension where the authors always lurk.
Yami/Hikari: Blooper One
Bakura's eyes widened almost as much as Ryou's when he saw his hikari standing in the doorway. Swearing violently in Egyptian, he attempted to pull Malik in front of himself in order to hide his outfit.
"Hey!" Malik cried out in surprise as he was jerked over. Then he laughed. "You're a little late Ryou, I'm..." he laughed. "Bakura... I meant Bakura... Ryou's not late... Well, he is, but I meant Bakura."
Bakura shoved Malik away and growled. "Do I look like my hikari to you!?"
"..." Collective silence.
Malik swallowed and rubbed the back of his neck. "Uh... Yeah."
Silverscreamer nodded. "I agree... You do look rather like him... Which is cool and all cause I just luv ya both!" Covers mouth. "Oops... Did I say that out loud?"
Ryou giggled, nodding. "We do look the same... That is the point isn't it?"
What to yell? What to yell?
1. Bakura was silent for a moment, then turned towards them with a mischevious smile. "Oh yes... We all know that Malik is the biggest lady's man in all of Domino City." Bakura struck a super model pose before he began dancing erotically around the living room. "Look! I'm Malik!" He laughed before singing loudly. "If you think I'm sexy... and you want my body..." (((Sorry, just had to include that part of it... *drools as she imagines this*)))
That was all he managed before Malik had launched himself at him. Tackling Bakura, they both crashed to the ground. Ryou had to hold onto the doorframe to keep from collapsing due to how hard he was laughing as the two struggled on the floor.
"ASSULT! ASSULT! SOMEONE HELP!!!" Bakura shouted suddenly.
Silverscreamer shakes her head. "No... that just doesn't work..."
2. Bakura was silent for a moment, then turned towards them with a mischevious smile. "Oh yes... We all know that Malik is the biggest lady's man in all of Domino City." Bakura struck a super model pose before he began dancing erotically around the living room. "Look! I'm Malik!" He laughed before singing loudly. "If you think I'm sexy... and you want my body..."
That was all he managed before Malik had launched himself at him. Tackling Bakura, they both crashed to the ground. Ryou had to hold onto the doorframe to keep from collapsing due to how hard he was laughing as the two struggled on the floor.
"Auntie Em! Auntie Em!" Bakura shouted suddenly. "There's no place like home!"
Malik stared at him blankly before standing. "You're such a fruit..."
Silverscreamer: ~_~()
3. Bakura was silent for a moment, then turned towards them with a mischevious smile. "Oh yes... We all know that Malik is the biggest lady's man in all of Domino City." Bakura struck a super model pose before he began dancing erotically around the living room. "Look! I'm Malik!" He laughed before singing loudly. "If you think I'm sexy... and you want my body..."
That was all he managed before Malik had launched himself at him. Tackling Bakura, they both crashed to the ground. Ryou had to hold onto the doorframe to keep from collapsing due to how hard he was laughing as the two struggled on the floor.
"RAPE!!!" Bakura shouted suddenly.
Ryou's eyes widened to three times their original size and Malik scrambled away faster than the fangirls run when they're going to surround him.
"Well... That worked nicely..." Bakura grinned.
Silverscreamer thwacks him with a rolled up magazine that just happened to appear in her hand at that moment. "Keep it clean, Bakura!"
4. Bakura was silent for a moment, then turned towards them with a mischevious smile. "Oh yes... We all know that Malik is the biggest lady's man in all of Domino City." Bakura struck a super model pose before he began dancing erotically around the living room. "Look! I'm Malik!" He laughed before singing loudly. "If you think I'm sexy... and you want my body..."
That was all he managed before Malik had launched himself at him. Tackling Bakura, they both crashed to the ground. Ryou had to hold onto the doorframe to keep from collapsing due to how hard he was laughing as the two struggled on the floor.
"Kiss me, Guido!" Bakura shouted suddenly.
Silverscreamer: ... There's just nothing to say about that one...
5. Bakura was silent for a moment, then turned towards them with a mischevious smile. "Oh yes... We all know that Malik is the biggest lady's man in all of Domino City." Bakura struck a super model pose before he began dancing erotically around the living room. "Look! I'm Malik!" He laughed before singing loudly. "If you think I'm sexy... and you want my body..."
Malik got an evil grin and suddenly grabbed Bakura, pulling him close. Ryou's eyes went wide as Malik put his face very close to Bakura's. "You know I do, baby..."
Bakura stared at him, wide eyed before frantically attempting to push him away.
Silverscreamer- ignoring the crying fangirls- gapes before bopping Malik with the rolled up newspaper. "What in the shadow realm are you doing!?"
Malik glared at her and rubbed his head. "It's my turn to freak Bakura out. He's always messing with my head. I figured this was the perfect opportunity..."
Randomness
((I just did something stupid... I scrolled down and randomly read one paragraph...))
"Well, think of it this way Bakura..." Malik chuckled as he sat up, staring up at the white haired yami. "At least you kept yourself from being punched in the face..." Bakura just glared back down at him.
((There could be so many fun ways you could take this... Considering, you're not exactly sure, just by reading this paragraph, what it is that Bakura did to keep himself from being hit... Of course, for the sake of my rating, I'm gonna keep it as clean as I possibly can... Be Grateful! This is a hard task with my mind!))
1. Bakura blushed, realizing that his pants zipper was undone and turned away quickly to zip it up.
"Well, think of it this way Bakura..." Malik laughed as he sat up, staring up at the white haired yami. "At least you kept yourself from being punched in the face..." Bakura just glared back down at him.
2. Bakura began river dancing around the room. After several minutes, he struck a Lord of the Dance pose, grinning proudly.
"Well, think of it this way Bakura..." Malik chuckled as he sat up, staring up at the white haired yami. "At least you kept yourself from being punched in the face..." Bakura just glared back down at him.
"You have no taste... That was a stunning performance!" Bakura shouted as he stormed out of the room, muttering angrily to himself. "No taste... My talent is wasted on imbeciles like that..."
3. Bakura covered his face. "Ok! I'll wear the pink too-too! Just be gentle!" He clambered to his feet, sniffling, after Malik rolled off of him.
"Well, think of it this way Bakura..." Malik chuckled as he sat up, staring up at the white haired yami. "At least you kept yourself from being punched in the face..." Bakura just glared back down at him.
"You're such a beast!" Bakura cried, burying his face in his hands.
((Yes, I know... That's very wrong... *Bakura clenches fists and growls* Why do you have to pick on me like this!? *Silverscreamer beams* Because up til now I've been picking mostly on Malik. He is the more professional of you all. Think of all the trouble he went through in the chapter 1 bloopers trying to be serious. Mariku and Isis just would not leave him be.))
4. ...........
Bakura quickly yanks keyboard away from Silverscreamer. "NO! I won't let you do any more of these! Especially not after the last one!"
"Foolish Bishie!" Silverscreamer's dark brown eyes flash angrily. "You dare evoke the wrath of the authoress!?"
Bakura hesitates then shrinks back slightly, putting the keyboard back where it was. "Er... Well... I'm your slave... I'm sorry, I had no right to do that..."
"Awwww! Poor ickle Baku-chan is sowwy!" Huggles Bakura.
"Well, think of it this way Bakura..." Malik chuckled as he sat up, staring up at the white haired yami. "At least you kept yourself from being punched in the face..." Bakura just glared back down at him.
Ryou's Insulting: Take One
Ryou was getting really angry with all of Malik's stupid ideas. He didn't know the first thing about how to treat a girl with respect. "You... you... You egotistical, narcissist, nimrod!" he shouted at Malik.
The blonde boy blinked and stared at him, as did Bakura.
Silverscreamer rubbed the back of her neck and grinned. "Heh... Too many big words perhaps... Ryou..."
Ryou's Insulting: Take Two
Ryou was getting really angry with all of Malik's stupid ideas. He didn't know the first thing about how to treat a girl with respect. "You... you... You Ra f***ing bastard!!" he shouted at Malik.
((Can't believe she just wrote that and has a feeling her best friend will die of a heart attack.))
The blonde boy blinked and stared at him. Silverscreamer raised an eyebrow and sighed. "It's always the quiet ones... Ryou, darling, you're supposed to say something stupid that's insulting... Although I must say this new side to you is quite unexpected..."
Bakura shrugged. "I try to tell you all the time that he's not as innocent as he seems."
Ryou's Hopeless: Take One
Bakura smacked himself in the forehead. "Oh you're just hopeless!" he muttered, standing and stretching.
"No..." Ryou cried suddenly. "Not hopeless! Just hopeful... You see, I really have these passionate feelings for Malik... And by insulting him I may have ruined my chances!"
Everyone (yes, everyone, in some weird plot hole like effect, the entire cast as well as various fangirls and friends of the author and the author herself are standing there)... Everyone stares at him in shock.
He grinned suddenly, his eyes dry once more. "GOTCHA!"
"I'll kill you." Malik stated, his hands clenching.
"That's enough Malik! I'll sick my best friend on you! You are hers you know!"
Malik growls but doesn't make a move for Ryou.
Peeking in: Take One
Walking down the hallway, he heard arguing coming from the living room. Sounded like Malik and Bakura were at each other's throats again. He moved to the doorway and peeked inside. Shrugging, he went on past the room. Malik and Bakura were just sitting on the couch watching a war film.
Silverscreamer turdges over and flips off the tv, putting her hands on her hips. "Would you two please just do this right!? And Ryou!" When the oh- so-adorable little albino peeked back in again she smiled sweetly. "Could you please go back outside and wait a few moments before coming in again in the same way you did before?"
Ryou smiled and nodded. "Um... Sure thing."
"Thanks darling!" Silverscreamer skipped away to that weird other dimension where the authors always lurk.
Yami/Hikari: Blooper One
Bakura's eyes widened almost as much as Ryou's when he saw his hikari standing in the doorway. Swearing violently in Egyptian, he attempted to pull Malik in front of himself in order to hide his outfit.
"Hey!" Malik cried out in surprise as he was jerked over. Then he laughed. "You're a little late Ryou, I'm..." he laughed. "Bakura... I meant Bakura... Ryou's not late... Well, he is, but I meant Bakura."
Bakura shoved Malik away and growled. "Do I look like my hikari to you!?"
"..." Collective silence.
Malik swallowed and rubbed the back of his neck. "Uh... Yeah."
Silverscreamer nodded. "I agree... You do look rather like him... Which is cool and all cause I just luv ya both!" Covers mouth. "Oops... Did I say that out loud?"
Ryou giggled, nodding. "We do look the same... That is the point isn't it?"
What to yell? What to yell?
1. Bakura was silent for a moment, then turned towards them with a mischevious smile. "Oh yes... We all know that Malik is the biggest lady's man in all of Domino City." Bakura struck a super model pose before he began dancing erotically around the living room. "Look! I'm Malik!" He laughed before singing loudly. "If you think I'm sexy... and you want my body..." (((Sorry, just had to include that part of it... *drools as she imagines this*)))
That was all he managed before Malik had launched himself at him. Tackling Bakura, they both crashed to the ground. Ryou had to hold onto the doorframe to keep from collapsing due to how hard he was laughing as the two struggled on the floor.
"ASSULT! ASSULT! SOMEONE HELP!!!" Bakura shouted suddenly.
Silverscreamer shakes her head. "No... that just doesn't work..."
2. Bakura was silent for a moment, then turned towards them with a mischevious smile. "Oh yes... We all know that Malik is the biggest lady's man in all of Domino City." Bakura struck a super model pose before he began dancing erotically around the living room. "Look! I'm Malik!" He laughed before singing loudly. "If you think I'm sexy... and you want my body..."
That was all he managed before Malik had launched himself at him. Tackling Bakura, they both crashed to the ground. Ryou had to hold onto the doorframe to keep from collapsing due to how hard he was laughing as the two struggled on the floor.
"Auntie Em! Auntie Em!" Bakura shouted suddenly. "There's no place like home!"
Malik stared at him blankly before standing. "You're such a fruit..."
Silverscreamer: ~_~()
3. Bakura was silent for a moment, then turned towards them with a mischevious smile. "Oh yes... We all know that Malik is the biggest lady's man in all of Domino City." Bakura struck a super model pose before he began dancing erotically around the living room. "Look! I'm Malik!" He laughed before singing loudly. "If you think I'm sexy... and you want my body..."
That was all he managed before Malik had launched himself at him. Tackling Bakura, they both crashed to the ground. Ryou had to hold onto the doorframe to keep from collapsing due to how hard he was laughing as the two struggled on the floor.
"RAPE!!!" Bakura shouted suddenly.
Ryou's eyes widened to three times their original size and Malik scrambled away faster than the fangirls run when they're going to surround him.
"Well... That worked nicely..." Bakura grinned.
Silverscreamer thwacks him with a rolled up magazine that just happened to appear in her hand at that moment. "Keep it clean, Bakura!"
4. Bakura was silent for a moment, then turned towards them with a mischevious smile. "Oh yes... We all know that Malik is the biggest lady's man in all of Domino City." Bakura struck a super model pose before he began dancing erotically around the living room. "Look! I'm Malik!" He laughed before singing loudly. "If you think I'm sexy... and you want my body..."
That was all he managed before Malik had launched himself at him. Tackling Bakura, they both crashed to the ground. Ryou had to hold onto the doorframe to keep from collapsing due to how hard he was laughing as the two struggled on the floor.
"Kiss me, Guido!" Bakura shouted suddenly.
Silverscreamer: ... There's just nothing to say about that one...
5. Bakura was silent for a moment, then turned towards them with a mischevious smile. "Oh yes... We all know that Malik is the biggest lady's man in all of Domino City." Bakura struck a super model pose before he began dancing erotically around the living room. "Look! I'm Malik!" He laughed before singing loudly. "If you think I'm sexy... and you want my body..."
Malik got an evil grin and suddenly grabbed Bakura, pulling him close. Ryou's eyes went wide as Malik put his face very close to Bakura's. "You know I do, baby..."
Bakura stared at him, wide eyed before frantically attempting to push him away.
Silverscreamer- ignoring the crying fangirls- gapes before bopping Malik with the rolled up newspaper. "What in the shadow realm are you doing!?"
Malik glared at her and rubbed his head. "It's my turn to freak Bakura out. He's always messing with my head. I figured this was the perfect opportunity..."
Randomness
((I just did something stupid... I scrolled down and randomly read one paragraph...))
"Well, think of it this way Bakura..." Malik chuckled as he sat up, staring up at the white haired yami. "At least you kept yourself from being punched in the face..." Bakura just glared back down at him.
((There could be so many fun ways you could take this... Considering, you're not exactly sure, just by reading this paragraph, what it is that Bakura did to keep himself from being hit... Of course, for the sake of my rating, I'm gonna keep it as clean as I possibly can... Be Grateful! This is a hard task with my mind!))
1. Bakura blushed, realizing that his pants zipper was undone and turned away quickly to zip it up.
"Well, think of it this way Bakura..." Malik laughed as he sat up, staring up at the white haired yami. "At least you kept yourself from being punched in the face..." Bakura just glared back down at him.
2. Bakura began river dancing around the room. After several minutes, he struck a Lord of the Dance pose, grinning proudly.
"Well, think of it this way Bakura..." Malik chuckled as he sat up, staring up at the white haired yami. "At least you kept yourself from being punched in the face..." Bakura just glared back down at him.
"You have no taste... That was a stunning performance!" Bakura shouted as he stormed out of the room, muttering angrily to himself. "No taste... My talent is wasted on imbeciles like that..."
3. Bakura covered his face. "Ok! I'll wear the pink too-too! Just be gentle!" He clambered to his feet, sniffling, after Malik rolled off of him.
"Well, think of it this way Bakura..." Malik chuckled as he sat up, staring up at the white haired yami. "At least you kept yourself from being punched in the face..." Bakura just glared back down at him.
"You're such a beast!" Bakura cried, burying his face in his hands.
((Yes, I know... That's very wrong... *Bakura clenches fists and growls* Why do you have to pick on me like this!? *Silverscreamer beams* Because up til now I've been picking mostly on Malik. He is the more professional of you all. Think of all the trouble he went through in the chapter 1 bloopers trying to be serious. Mariku and Isis just would not leave him be.))
4. ...........
Bakura quickly yanks keyboard away from Silverscreamer. "NO! I won't let you do any more of these! Especially not after the last one!"
"Foolish Bishie!" Silverscreamer's dark brown eyes flash angrily. "You dare evoke the wrath of the authoress!?"
Bakura hesitates then shrinks back slightly, putting the keyboard back where it was. "Er... Well... I'm your slave... I'm sorry, I had no right to do that..."
"Awwww! Poor ickle Baku-chan is sowwy!" Huggles Bakura.
"Well, think of it this way Bakura..." Malik chuckled as he sat up, staring up at the white haired yami. "At least you kept yourself from being punched in the face..." Bakura just glared back down at him.
Ryou's Insulting: Take One
Ryou was getting really angry with all of Malik's stupid ideas. He didn't know the first thing about how to treat a girl with respect. "You... you... You egotistical, narcissist, nimrod!" he shouted at Malik.
The blonde boy blinked and stared at him, as did Bakura.
Silverscreamer rubbed the back of her neck and grinned. "Heh... Too many big words perhaps... Ryou..."
Ryou's Insulting: Take Two
Ryou was getting really angry with all of Malik's stupid ideas. He didn't know the first thing about how to treat a girl with respect. "You... you... You Ra f***ing bastard!!" he shouted at Malik.
((Can't believe she just wrote that and has a feeling her best friend will die of a heart attack.))
The blonde boy blinked and stared at him. Silverscreamer raised an eyebrow and sighed. "It's always the quiet ones... Ryou, darling, you're supposed to say something stupid that's insulting... Although I must say this new side to you is quite unexpected..."
Bakura shrugged. "I try to tell you all the time that he's not as innocent as he seems."
Ryou's Hopeless: Take One
Bakura smacked himself in the forehead. "Oh you're just hopeless!" he muttered, standing and stretching.
"No..." Ryou cried suddenly. "Not hopeless! Just hopeful... You see, I really have these passionate feelings for Malik... And by insulting him I may have ruined my chances!"
Everyone (yes, everyone, in some weird plot hole like effect, the entire cast as well as various fangirls and friends of the author and the author herself are standing there)... Everyone stares at him in shock.
He grinned suddenly, his eyes dry once more. "GOTCHA!"
"I'll kill you." Malik stated, his hands clenching.
"That's enough Malik! I'll sick my best friend on you! You are hers you know!"
Malik growls but doesn't make a move for Ryou.