Chapter 5 Bloopers
Getting to Malik's: Take One
"Well, here goes everything..." Sighing, he walked towards the door. He really didn't want to do this...
Isis opened the door after he knocked, she was studying something written in a notepad and barely glanced up at him. "Oh... Hello Bakura..." She greeted him absently, her eyes skimming over something.
Bakura stood in front of the door, with his arms folded casually in front of him. "Malik around?"
"Yeah... He's in the living room..." She replied, still absently, as she opened the door and stepped aside to let him in.
Bakura blinked and went to the living room. Malik was sitting on the couch reading the third book of the Magic Knight Rayearth manga. He looked up as Bakura walked in and blinked then looked at the clock. "ACK! Sorry! I'm not supposed to be here, am I!?"
Bakura smacks himself in the forehead.
Getting to Malik's: Take Two
"Well, here goes everything..." Sighing, he walked towards the door. He really didn't want to do this...
Malik opened the door after he knocked and grinned sheepishly. "Sorry... Still not out of the house yet... Mariku's having some trouble with the hair gel..."
Getting to Malik's: Take Three
"Well, here goes everything..." Sighing, he walked towards the door. He really didn't want to do this...
As he approached the door and raised a hand to knock, there was a knocking from the inside. Bakura blinked and reached out to grab the doorknob. The door swung in suddenly and Isis jumped out. "BOO!"
"GAH!?" Bakura jumped, startled, and toppled backwards off the porch.
Isis giggled and stood staring down at him. "I'm sorry... I just couldn't resist!"
"Women!" Bakura growled as he climbed to his feet.
Not Sure What to Call It: Take One
"Look, I'm not really sure." Isis sighed in annoyance as she finally looked at Bakura to get her first good look at him. "I think... he should be back... soon..." She let her voice trail off slightly as she took in Bakura's attire. She stared for a second before shaking her head and looking him in the eyes once more. "Daaaang! You are one fine lookin' yami in that outfit..."
Bakura burst into snickers as he turned and walked away from the house towards the sidewalk. When he finally caught his breath, he called out to Silverscreamer. "She wasn't really supposed to say that was she?"
Silverscreamer bounces over and hugs Bakura. "But you do look fine in those clothes!"
Bakura glares.
"Alright... I'll change it..."
Not Sure What to Call It: Take Two
"Look, I'm not really sure." Isis sighed in annoyance as she finally looked at Bakura to get her first good look at him. "I think... he should be back... soon..." She let her voice trail off slightly as she took in Bakura's attire. She stared for a second before shaking her head and looking him in the eyes once more. Suddenly, she reached out and wrapped her arms around him, pulling him closer. "Come here, you sexy thing you..."
Bakura's eyes went wide for a moment, then he rolled them over to glare at Silverscreamer, who was beaming at him.
"Silverscreamer!"
"Ok! Ok already..." Silverscreamer mumbles. "Can't a girl have any fun anymore?"
Insulting Malik: Take One
"I'm sorry. I suppose you just never struck me as the kind of person who would be willing to help me with something like this. Especially for all the time you spend with my brother. I felt for sure that you'd be just as irresponsible and easily bored as he is..." Seeming to just realize what she was saying she shook her head. "Again, I apologize. You're his friend, and I shouldn't insult him in front of you like that."
Bakura's eyes got all watery like Tea's get all the time. "You're right! You're a terrible terrible woman! How dare you call yourself a caring sister!?"
"I never once said I was caring."
"Ah... Well nevermind then..."
Insulting Malik: Take Two
"I'm sorry. I suppose you just never struck me as the kind of person who would be willing to help me with something like this. Especially for all the time you spend with my brother. I felt for sure that you'd be just as irresponsible and easily bored as he is..." Seeming to just realize what she was saying she shook her head. "Again, I apologize. You're his friend, and I shouldn't insult him in front of you like that."
Bakura just shrugged. "Why not? I insult him all the time. In fact! Let's have a Malik bashing party! You know, his hair is just so strait and boring. And those tattoos? Who really goes for that? And his clothes!"
Isis grinned suddenly. "Might I remind you that you're wearing clothes exactly like his..."
Bakura blinked and looked down at his outfit for a moment before muttering angrily. "Ra damn him for it, too..."
Lost Track of Time: Take One
"So... Where is Malik?" Bakura questioned after a few hours. They had finished translating the hieroglyphics a while before, and had just been talking idly, sitting side by side on the couch.
Isis shrugged and looked at the clock. "Who cares, really. Screw him and Mariku! Or better yet, hows about we screw?"
Bakura scrambled away in an attempt to escape Isis, even as she reached out to grab him. "Silverscreamer!!!"
"Heh..." Silverscreamer chuckled. "Just keeping you on your toes..."
Yeah, I know... Not as many bloopers for this chapter, and most of them very inappropriate... You'll live, though.
Getting to Malik's: Take One
"Well, here goes everything..." Sighing, he walked towards the door. He really didn't want to do this...
Isis opened the door after he knocked, she was studying something written in a notepad and barely glanced up at him. "Oh... Hello Bakura..." She greeted him absently, her eyes skimming over something.
Bakura stood in front of the door, with his arms folded casually in front of him. "Malik around?"
"Yeah... He's in the living room..." She replied, still absently, as she opened the door and stepped aside to let him in.
Bakura blinked and went to the living room. Malik was sitting on the couch reading the third book of the Magic Knight Rayearth manga. He looked up as Bakura walked in and blinked then looked at the clock. "ACK! Sorry! I'm not supposed to be here, am I!?"
Bakura smacks himself in the forehead.
Getting to Malik's: Take Two
"Well, here goes everything..." Sighing, he walked towards the door. He really didn't want to do this...
Malik opened the door after he knocked and grinned sheepishly. "Sorry... Still not out of the house yet... Mariku's having some trouble with the hair gel..."
Getting to Malik's: Take Three
"Well, here goes everything..." Sighing, he walked towards the door. He really didn't want to do this...
As he approached the door and raised a hand to knock, there was a knocking from the inside. Bakura blinked and reached out to grab the doorknob. The door swung in suddenly and Isis jumped out. "BOO!"
"GAH!?" Bakura jumped, startled, and toppled backwards off the porch.
Isis giggled and stood staring down at him. "I'm sorry... I just couldn't resist!"
"Women!" Bakura growled as he climbed to his feet.
Not Sure What to Call It: Take One
"Look, I'm not really sure." Isis sighed in annoyance as she finally looked at Bakura to get her first good look at him. "I think... he should be back... soon..." She let her voice trail off slightly as she took in Bakura's attire. She stared for a second before shaking her head and looking him in the eyes once more. "Daaaang! You are one fine lookin' yami in that outfit..."
Bakura burst into snickers as he turned and walked away from the house towards the sidewalk. When he finally caught his breath, he called out to Silverscreamer. "She wasn't really supposed to say that was she?"
Silverscreamer bounces over and hugs Bakura. "But you do look fine in those clothes!"
Bakura glares.
"Alright... I'll change it..."
Not Sure What to Call It: Take Two
"Look, I'm not really sure." Isis sighed in annoyance as she finally looked at Bakura to get her first good look at him. "I think... he should be back... soon..." She let her voice trail off slightly as she took in Bakura's attire. She stared for a second before shaking her head and looking him in the eyes once more. Suddenly, she reached out and wrapped her arms around him, pulling him closer. "Come here, you sexy thing you..."
Bakura's eyes went wide for a moment, then he rolled them over to glare at Silverscreamer, who was beaming at him.
"Silverscreamer!"
"Ok! Ok already..." Silverscreamer mumbles. "Can't a girl have any fun anymore?"
Insulting Malik: Take One
"I'm sorry. I suppose you just never struck me as the kind of person who would be willing to help me with something like this. Especially for all the time you spend with my brother. I felt for sure that you'd be just as irresponsible and easily bored as he is..." Seeming to just realize what she was saying she shook her head. "Again, I apologize. You're his friend, and I shouldn't insult him in front of you like that."
Bakura's eyes got all watery like Tea's get all the time. "You're right! You're a terrible terrible woman! How dare you call yourself a caring sister!?"
"I never once said I was caring."
"Ah... Well nevermind then..."
Insulting Malik: Take Two
"I'm sorry. I suppose you just never struck me as the kind of person who would be willing to help me with something like this. Especially for all the time you spend with my brother. I felt for sure that you'd be just as irresponsible and easily bored as he is..." Seeming to just realize what she was saying she shook her head. "Again, I apologize. You're his friend, and I shouldn't insult him in front of you like that."
Bakura just shrugged. "Why not? I insult him all the time. In fact! Let's have a Malik bashing party! You know, his hair is just so strait and boring. And those tattoos? Who really goes for that? And his clothes!"
Isis grinned suddenly. "Might I remind you that you're wearing clothes exactly like his..."
Bakura blinked and looked down at his outfit for a moment before muttering angrily. "Ra damn him for it, too..."
Lost Track of Time: Take One
"So... Where is Malik?" Bakura questioned after a few hours. They had finished translating the hieroglyphics a while before, and had just been talking idly, sitting side by side on the couch.
Isis shrugged and looked at the clock. "Who cares, really. Screw him and Mariku! Or better yet, hows about we screw?"
Bakura scrambled away in an attempt to escape Isis, even as she reached out to grab him. "Silverscreamer!!!"
"Heh..." Silverscreamer chuckled. "Just keeping you on your toes..."
Yeah, I know... Not as many bloopers for this chapter, and most of them very inappropriate... You'll live, though.