Chapter 6 Bloopers
Rude Awakening: Take One
"What in all the layers of the Shadow Realm is he doing here!?"
There was a moment of silence as Isis and Mariku stared expectantly at the sleeping Bakura. After several minutes, Isis giggled. "I don't think you yelled loudly enough..."
"I'll teach him to ignore me!" Mariku ranted as he charged over, raising a hand to strike the sleeping albino.
Silverscreamer pops up and tackles Mariku. "NO!" She ordered. "No touch him! Me will wake him up." Jumping up, she walks over and bops him on the head with a stuffed wombat. When he jolted awake she beamed down at him.
"You slept through your cue silly." Then she skipped away, hugging her wombat protectively.
((Yes... I do own a stuffed wombat. It's just about the cutest thing you'll ever see!))
Rude Awakening: Take Two
"What in all the layers of the Shadow Realm is he doing here!?"
Bakura's eyes snapped open. He shot up into a sitting position and looked around, his countenance showing an expression of being completely lost and confused. His eyes finally focused on Mariku. Bakura blinked and jumped to his feet. Seeing as how he was still half-asleep, though, he toppled over and landed, sprawled out, on the coffee table.
Mariku laughed a bit, then sighed. "And I just cleaned that too... Now I'll need to scrub it down to get rid of any smudges he might have put on the polish..."
Isis sighed and patted him on the shoulder. "It'll be alright, Mariku. A little smudge won't hurt anything..."
"Yes it will!" Mariku cried.
Rude Awakening: Take Three
"What in all the layers of the Shadow Realm is he doing here!?"
Bakura's eyes snapped open. He shot up into a sitting position and looked around, his countenance showing an expression of being completely lost and confused. His eyes finally focused on Mariku. Bakura blinked and jumped to his feet, startled to see Mariku already standing right in front of him.
"GAH!?" He jumped back, but seeing as how the couch was right there, he ended up falling into a sitting position on the couch, staring up at Mariku. "What are you doing so close? You're supposed to be coming towards me, not standing in front of me! You about gave me a heart attack, you deranged, angry, chipmunk!"
Mariku's eyes narrowed. "How many times do I have to tell you not to call me a angry chipmunk?"
"Alright... Fine. You're not an angry chipmunk... You're an enraged squirrel!" Bakura laughed even as he darted out of the way of Mariku's fist.
Silverscreamer and Isis: ~_~()
Isis looks at the author. "They're like big children..."
"Yeah... but I kinda like it... They're really funny to watch." Silverscreamer grins.
Isis chuckles. "You do have a point there. They are amusing."
Explanations: Take One
Isis suddenly appeared from the other room and dashed over, grabbing Mariku's arm. "Calm down!"
Mariku looked down at her and conflict was evident on his face as he looked back at Bakura. Taking a deep breath, Mariku unclenched his fists and looked down at Isis. "Care to explain what the two of you were doing here alone, and why he's asleep on the couch?"
Bakura grinned and sat back down on the couch, leaning back and spreading his arms out along the back of the couch. "Oh, well... You know... Just getting a little frisky. Isis is some woman. Wore me right out."
Isis goes after Bakura with a vase. "YOU LITTLE PERVERT!!!"
Silverscreamer just sighs and watches. When Bakura gives her a pleading look, she shrugs. "You dug yourself into that one..."
Explanations: Take Two
Isis suddenly appeared from the other room and dashed over, grabbing Mariku's arm. "Calm down!"
Mariku looked down at her and conflict was evident on his face as he looked back at Bakura. Taking a deep breath, Mariku unclenched his fists and looked down at Isis. "Care to explain what the two of you were doing here alone, and why he's asleep on the couch?"
Isis smiled sweetly and stroked Mariku's arm. "I think we'll leave that to your imagination..."
Mariku's eyes flashed with anger and he charged towards Bakura.
"HELP!" Bakura dashed towards the stairs to Malik's room.
Answering to the 'Little Lady': Take One
"So... What exactly were the two of you doing to get home at this time of night?" Isis asked Mariku suddenly.
That broke his death glare at Bakura in an instant. He looked down at Isis, then had to divert his eyes. "Just having a little fun..."
Isis' eyes narrowed dangerously. "Fun, eh? And just what kind of fun were you having?"
Malik popped his head into the room. "We were at that really cool strip- bar downtown... They've got some good entertainment. And Mariku is quite well-known there in fact."
"Malik!" Mariku dived towards him, stopped short by Isis grabbing the end of his cape and yanking.
"How dare you! I trusted you! What do you think this will do to our relationship!?" She paused. "Wait... And you've been there before? YOU PIG!"
Answering to the 'Little Lady': Take Two
"So... What exactly were the two of you doing to get home at this time of night?" Isis asked Mariku suddenly.
That broke his death glare at Bakura in an instant. He looked down at Isis, then had to divert his eyes. "Just having a little fun..."
Isis' eyes narrowed dangerously. "Fun, eh? And just what kind of fun were you having?"
Bakura- who was now fully awake and wishing to be anywhere but here- cleared his throat. "I think that I should probably leave... It sounds like the two of you have some things to discuss." He looked at Mariku and shook his head. "Really... How could you do this to such a wonderful person as Isis. You should be ashamed of yourself!"
"..." Silverscreamer just shakes her head. ~_~()
Waking Ryou: Take One
Bakura sighed with relief as he entered his hikari's home. Speaking of which... he wondered absently where Ryou was. In bed, most likely, considering how late it was.
After coming to this decision, he was a bit surprised when he passed the living room and saw Ryou in one of the armchairs. Bakura blinked and walked over to him, his head inclined to one side. His hikari was asleep... Frowning, Bakura poked Ryou in the shoulder.
The boy stirred, but didn't wake. Bakura poked him again, a bit harder this time. "Hey... Ryou."
Ryou's arm jerked as he shifted position, swinging out. The back of his hand caught Bakura in the face, knocking him off balance. Ryou's eyes opened slowly and widened when he saw his staggering yami. "I'm sorry! I didn't mean!!" He squeaked as he jumped from the chair and dashed up to hide under his bed.
Man to Man talk: Take One
Bakura smiled before realizing what he was doing. Blinking, he shook his head as though to clear his thoughts. Then he shrugged finally and answered, "I suppose it went good. For Malik's plan anyway. Of course, this means that I'll have to continue this whole seduction thing still. If Malik's plan works the way wants it, I'll end up dating her too..." Bakura sighed and plopped down to sit on the couch.
"Is it really that bad?"
"Yes!" Bakura replied. "It's terrible! I hate that woman! She's a witch!"
For some reason, Isis walks into the room and smacks Bakura. "See if I'll ever date you now!"
Bakura and Ryou stare blankly as she leaves the room.
Man to Man talk: Take Two
Bakura smiled before realizing what he was doing. Blinking, he shook his head as though to clear his thoughts. Then he shrugged finally and answered, "I suppose it went good. For Malik's plan anyway. Of course, this means that I'll have to continue this whole seduction thing still. If Malik's plan works the way wants it, I'll end up dating her too..." Bakura sighed and plopped down to sit on the couch.
"Is it really that bad?"
"No... Actually... I love her!" Bakura declared, striking a romantic pose, a rose appearing out of nowhere, clutched in his hands. "She's my sun... My moon... She's all the things that make me happy... She makes me want to stand up and sing!!" Jumping onto the couch, he spread his arms wide and took a deep breath... Only to be tackled by Ryou.
"NO! No singing!" Ryou demanded.
Bakura pouted, but didn't object.
Man to Man talk: Take Three
Bakura smiled before realizing what he was doing. Blinking, he shook his head as though to clear his thoughts. Then he shrugged finally and answered, "I suppose it went good. For Malik's plan anyway. Of course, this means that I'll have to continue this whole seduction thing still. If Malik's plan works the way wants it, I'll end up dating her too..." Bakura sighed and plopped down to sit on the couch.
"Is it really that bad?"
"..." Bakura thought for a moment. "No comment." He replied and stood, leaving the room. *There...* He thought to himself. *I'm safe from anything incriminating now!*
Rude Awakening: Take One
"What in all the layers of the Shadow Realm is he doing here!?"
There was a moment of silence as Isis and Mariku stared expectantly at the sleeping Bakura. After several minutes, Isis giggled. "I don't think you yelled loudly enough..."
"I'll teach him to ignore me!" Mariku ranted as he charged over, raising a hand to strike the sleeping albino.
Silverscreamer pops up and tackles Mariku. "NO!" She ordered. "No touch him! Me will wake him up." Jumping up, she walks over and bops him on the head with a stuffed wombat. When he jolted awake she beamed down at him.
"You slept through your cue silly." Then she skipped away, hugging her wombat protectively.
((Yes... I do own a stuffed wombat. It's just about the cutest thing you'll ever see!))
Rude Awakening: Take Two
"What in all the layers of the Shadow Realm is he doing here!?"
Bakura's eyes snapped open. He shot up into a sitting position and looked around, his countenance showing an expression of being completely lost and confused. His eyes finally focused on Mariku. Bakura blinked and jumped to his feet. Seeing as how he was still half-asleep, though, he toppled over and landed, sprawled out, on the coffee table.
Mariku laughed a bit, then sighed. "And I just cleaned that too... Now I'll need to scrub it down to get rid of any smudges he might have put on the polish..."
Isis sighed and patted him on the shoulder. "It'll be alright, Mariku. A little smudge won't hurt anything..."
"Yes it will!" Mariku cried.
Rude Awakening: Take Three
"What in all the layers of the Shadow Realm is he doing here!?"
Bakura's eyes snapped open. He shot up into a sitting position and looked around, his countenance showing an expression of being completely lost and confused. His eyes finally focused on Mariku. Bakura blinked and jumped to his feet, startled to see Mariku already standing right in front of him.
"GAH!?" He jumped back, but seeing as how the couch was right there, he ended up falling into a sitting position on the couch, staring up at Mariku. "What are you doing so close? You're supposed to be coming towards me, not standing in front of me! You about gave me a heart attack, you deranged, angry, chipmunk!"
Mariku's eyes narrowed. "How many times do I have to tell you not to call me a angry chipmunk?"
"Alright... Fine. You're not an angry chipmunk... You're an enraged squirrel!" Bakura laughed even as he darted out of the way of Mariku's fist.
Silverscreamer and Isis: ~_~()
Isis looks at the author. "They're like big children..."
"Yeah... but I kinda like it... They're really funny to watch." Silverscreamer grins.
Isis chuckles. "You do have a point there. They are amusing."
Explanations: Take One
Isis suddenly appeared from the other room and dashed over, grabbing Mariku's arm. "Calm down!"
Mariku looked down at her and conflict was evident on his face as he looked back at Bakura. Taking a deep breath, Mariku unclenched his fists and looked down at Isis. "Care to explain what the two of you were doing here alone, and why he's asleep on the couch?"
Bakura grinned and sat back down on the couch, leaning back and spreading his arms out along the back of the couch. "Oh, well... You know... Just getting a little frisky. Isis is some woman. Wore me right out."
Isis goes after Bakura with a vase. "YOU LITTLE PERVERT!!!"
Silverscreamer just sighs and watches. When Bakura gives her a pleading look, she shrugs. "You dug yourself into that one..."
Explanations: Take Two
Isis suddenly appeared from the other room and dashed over, grabbing Mariku's arm. "Calm down!"
Mariku looked down at her and conflict was evident on his face as he looked back at Bakura. Taking a deep breath, Mariku unclenched his fists and looked down at Isis. "Care to explain what the two of you were doing here alone, and why he's asleep on the couch?"
Isis smiled sweetly and stroked Mariku's arm. "I think we'll leave that to your imagination..."
Mariku's eyes flashed with anger and he charged towards Bakura.
"HELP!" Bakura dashed towards the stairs to Malik's room.
Answering to the 'Little Lady': Take One
"So... What exactly were the two of you doing to get home at this time of night?" Isis asked Mariku suddenly.
That broke his death glare at Bakura in an instant. He looked down at Isis, then had to divert his eyes. "Just having a little fun..."
Isis' eyes narrowed dangerously. "Fun, eh? And just what kind of fun were you having?"
Malik popped his head into the room. "We were at that really cool strip- bar downtown... They've got some good entertainment. And Mariku is quite well-known there in fact."
"Malik!" Mariku dived towards him, stopped short by Isis grabbing the end of his cape and yanking.
"How dare you! I trusted you! What do you think this will do to our relationship!?" She paused. "Wait... And you've been there before? YOU PIG!"
Answering to the 'Little Lady': Take Two
"So... What exactly were the two of you doing to get home at this time of night?" Isis asked Mariku suddenly.
That broke his death glare at Bakura in an instant. He looked down at Isis, then had to divert his eyes. "Just having a little fun..."
Isis' eyes narrowed dangerously. "Fun, eh? And just what kind of fun were you having?"
Bakura- who was now fully awake and wishing to be anywhere but here- cleared his throat. "I think that I should probably leave... It sounds like the two of you have some things to discuss." He looked at Mariku and shook his head. "Really... How could you do this to such a wonderful person as Isis. You should be ashamed of yourself!"
"..." Silverscreamer just shakes her head. ~_~()
Waking Ryou: Take One
Bakura sighed with relief as he entered his hikari's home. Speaking of which... he wondered absently where Ryou was. In bed, most likely, considering how late it was.
After coming to this decision, he was a bit surprised when he passed the living room and saw Ryou in one of the armchairs. Bakura blinked and walked over to him, his head inclined to one side. His hikari was asleep... Frowning, Bakura poked Ryou in the shoulder.
The boy stirred, but didn't wake. Bakura poked him again, a bit harder this time. "Hey... Ryou."
Ryou's arm jerked as he shifted position, swinging out. The back of his hand caught Bakura in the face, knocking him off balance. Ryou's eyes opened slowly and widened when he saw his staggering yami. "I'm sorry! I didn't mean!!" He squeaked as he jumped from the chair and dashed up to hide under his bed.
Man to Man talk: Take One
Bakura smiled before realizing what he was doing. Blinking, he shook his head as though to clear his thoughts. Then he shrugged finally and answered, "I suppose it went good. For Malik's plan anyway. Of course, this means that I'll have to continue this whole seduction thing still. If Malik's plan works the way wants it, I'll end up dating her too..." Bakura sighed and plopped down to sit on the couch.
"Is it really that bad?"
"Yes!" Bakura replied. "It's terrible! I hate that woman! She's a witch!"
For some reason, Isis walks into the room and smacks Bakura. "See if I'll ever date you now!"
Bakura and Ryou stare blankly as she leaves the room.
Man to Man talk: Take Two
Bakura smiled before realizing what he was doing. Blinking, he shook his head as though to clear his thoughts. Then he shrugged finally and answered, "I suppose it went good. For Malik's plan anyway. Of course, this means that I'll have to continue this whole seduction thing still. If Malik's plan works the way wants it, I'll end up dating her too..." Bakura sighed and plopped down to sit on the couch.
"Is it really that bad?"
"No... Actually... I love her!" Bakura declared, striking a romantic pose, a rose appearing out of nowhere, clutched in his hands. "She's my sun... My moon... She's all the things that make me happy... She makes me want to stand up and sing!!" Jumping onto the couch, he spread his arms wide and took a deep breath... Only to be tackled by Ryou.
"NO! No singing!" Ryou demanded.
Bakura pouted, but didn't object.
Man to Man talk: Take Three
Bakura smiled before realizing what he was doing. Blinking, he shook his head as though to clear his thoughts. Then he shrugged finally and answered, "I suppose it went good. For Malik's plan anyway. Of course, this means that I'll have to continue this whole seduction thing still. If Malik's plan works the way wants it, I'll end up dating her too..." Bakura sighed and plopped down to sit on the couch.
"Is it really that bad?"
"..." Bakura thought for a moment. "No comment." He replied and stood, leaving the room. *There...* He thought to himself. *I'm safe from anything incriminating now!*