Chapter 10 bloopers
Knock Knock: Take One
Bakura paced the sidewalk in front of the Ishtar residence. Finally he turned to the house, taking a deep breath. He trudged up to the door and knocked.
"Who's there?" came a muffled voice.
Bakura blinked. "Bakura."
"Bakura who?" came a snicker.
Bakura scowled and crossed his arms in front of him, recognizing Malik's voice. "Bakura who's gonna maim you if you don't stop being an idiot."
Malik opens the door, laughing. "Hey, I'm the one who was trying to be all professional at the beginning of the fic. It's only fair that I get the chance to goof off too."
Knock Knock: Take Two
Hearing a knock at the door, Isis went to answer it. She blinked, finding Ootogi standing there in his Domino's Pizza uniform. (((hee hee... I love puns... Delivering Domino's Pizza in Domino City... ^_^() heh... I'm such an idiot...)))
He gave an embarrassed half-smile. "Er... I have a delivery..."
Malik and Mariku came barreling into the room, racing for the pizza. Mariku got there first and snatched it away before dashing off with Malik charging after him.
Isis glared after them. "Oh, don't worry about it! I'll pay!" Grumbling, she turned back to Duke while digging for money in her pocket.
Who? Me? : Take One
Isis smiled, chuckling slightly. "You're a real idiot, you know that? But you're sweet... I never would have guessed that you could possibly be sweet."
Bakura gave a gasp of feigned indignation. "Me!? Sweet!? That's ridiculous! You must be thinking of Ryou. Only that little weakling of a pathetic mortal would actually care about other people's feelings."
There was an awkward silence as Isis glanced from Bakura to the dark corners where authors lurk and then back at Bakura. "I... don't think that's quite right..."
Bakura grinned. "I know. I just felt like elaborating on what was supposed to be said."
Isis rolled her eyes and turned away, slamming the door in his face.
What Do You Want? : Take One
Bakura nodded, shrugging, and turned away. He started to take a step, but stopped, acting as though he just had a thought as he turned back to Isis, who had just started to shut the door. "Actually, I don't have anything to do... If you'd like someone to talk to..." he grinned suddenly. "Or perhaps just to exchange a insults with... Than I'd be willing to hang around."
Isis regarded him, suddenly suspicious. "What do you want?" She asked cautiously.
Bakura blinked in genuine surprise at her sudden attitude change. "You're body."
*Shocked silence*
"I mean... Um... Dang it!" Bakura kicked the doorframe in frustration as Isis practically doubled over with laughter.
What Do You Want? : Take Two
Bakura nodded, shrugging, and turned away. He started to take a step, but stopped, acting as though he just had a thought as he turned back to Isis, who had just started to shut the door. "Actually, I don't have anything to do... If you'd like someone to talk to..." he grinned suddenly. "Or perhaps just to exchange a insults with... Than I'd be willing to hang around."
Isis regarded him, suddenly suspicious. "What do you want?" She asked cautiously.
Bakura shrugged. "You're Millennium Tauk, and I figured that being nice and chatty would be the best way to attain it."
Isis rolled her eyes and shut the door in his face.
Stay or Disappear: Take One
Isis shook her head, her expression almost angry now. "Look, I have no idea why else you'd be acting so nice to me like this. You hang out with my brother for Ra's sake, and we all know how he and Mariku are. Especially when it comes to women..." She stopped suddenly and looked away.
"I see..." Bakura shook his head. "I'm just offering to be a friend, cause lately you seem like you've been needing one. However, if you feel that way about it, than I can disappear and never bother you again."
There was a pause as Isis regarded him. Finally she nodded. "Yes. That's what I want. Now go away and never come back." She said and shut the door.
Bakura stood silently then turned to glance at Silverscreamer who sighed and shook her head. "Isis!"
Isis opened the door chuckling. "I'm sorry... He just seemed to be taking this so seriously. I wanted to see what he'd do."
Into the Restaurant: Take One
The restaurant wasn't exactly the classiest place I'd ever seen, but as Bakura held the door open for me to enter, I couldn't help but regret not having grabbed some money before I left. I didn't have much left in my purse after all the chocolate I'd bought earlier today. Darn female habits for when you're upset...
"I don't think I have enough money on me..." I mutter to Bakura.
He glances at me and shrugs. "I can pay it."
I shake my head. "I don't want to be a bother..."
"It's no bother, believe me."
They way he's smiling makes me wonder where and how he got the money. Then again. I probably don't want to know.
"Bakura!?" came a surprised sounding voice.
I suddenly realize I'd been staring at Bakura while lost in my thoughts. Looking away, I see Ootogi walking towards us. He works here too!?
Silverscreamer walks over and intercepts him. "Look... Ootogi... I understand that you have lots of silly little part-time jobs... But you need to quite interrupting my fic. Okay?"
Into the Restaurant: Take Two
The restaurant wasn't exactly the classiest place I'd ever seen, but as Bakura held the door open for me to enter, I couldn't help but regret not having grabbed some money before I left. I didn't have much left in my purse after all the chocolate I'd bought earlier today. Darn female habits for when you're upset...
"I don't think I have enough money on me..." I mutter to Bakura.
He glances at me and shrugs. "I can pay it."
I shake my head. "I don't want to be a bother..."
"It's no bother, believe me."
They way he's smiling makes me wonder where and how he got the money. Then again. I probably don't want to know.
...
...
We stand in silence for several long minutes before I suddenly start snickering. Bakura practically snorts with laughter.
The restaurant manager finally walks over, scratching his head. "Uh..." he grins sheepishly. "Did I miss my cue again?"
Into the Restaurant: Take Three
The restaurant wasn't exactly the classiest place I'd ever seen, but as Bakura held the door open for me to enter, I couldn't help but regret not having grabbed some money before I left. I didn't have much left in my purse after all the chocolate I'd bought earlier today. Darn female habits for when you're upset...
"I don't think I have enough money on me..." I mutter to Bakura.
He glances at me and shrugs. "I can pay it."
I shake my head. "I don't want-"
"Bakura-sama!?" came a surprised, slightly frightened sounding voice.
Bakura practically falls into me, laughing once again. I try my best to keep from laughing myself. "You're a little early this time."
Silverscreamer: ~_~() oyness...
Knock Knock: Take One
Bakura paced the sidewalk in front of the Ishtar residence. Finally he turned to the house, taking a deep breath. He trudged up to the door and knocked.
"Who's there?" came a muffled voice.
Bakura blinked. "Bakura."
"Bakura who?" came a snicker.
Bakura scowled and crossed his arms in front of him, recognizing Malik's voice. "Bakura who's gonna maim you if you don't stop being an idiot."
Malik opens the door, laughing. "Hey, I'm the one who was trying to be all professional at the beginning of the fic. It's only fair that I get the chance to goof off too."
Knock Knock: Take Two
Hearing a knock at the door, Isis went to answer it. She blinked, finding Ootogi standing there in his Domino's Pizza uniform. (((hee hee... I love puns... Delivering Domino's Pizza in Domino City... ^_^() heh... I'm such an idiot...)))
He gave an embarrassed half-smile. "Er... I have a delivery..."
Malik and Mariku came barreling into the room, racing for the pizza. Mariku got there first and snatched it away before dashing off with Malik charging after him.
Isis glared after them. "Oh, don't worry about it! I'll pay!" Grumbling, she turned back to Duke while digging for money in her pocket.
Who? Me? : Take One
Isis smiled, chuckling slightly. "You're a real idiot, you know that? But you're sweet... I never would have guessed that you could possibly be sweet."
Bakura gave a gasp of feigned indignation. "Me!? Sweet!? That's ridiculous! You must be thinking of Ryou. Only that little weakling of a pathetic mortal would actually care about other people's feelings."
There was an awkward silence as Isis glanced from Bakura to the dark corners where authors lurk and then back at Bakura. "I... don't think that's quite right..."
Bakura grinned. "I know. I just felt like elaborating on what was supposed to be said."
Isis rolled her eyes and turned away, slamming the door in his face.
What Do You Want? : Take One
Bakura nodded, shrugging, and turned away. He started to take a step, but stopped, acting as though he just had a thought as he turned back to Isis, who had just started to shut the door. "Actually, I don't have anything to do... If you'd like someone to talk to..." he grinned suddenly. "Or perhaps just to exchange a insults with... Than I'd be willing to hang around."
Isis regarded him, suddenly suspicious. "What do you want?" She asked cautiously.
Bakura blinked in genuine surprise at her sudden attitude change. "You're body."
*Shocked silence*
"I mean... Um... Dang it!" Bakura kicked the doorframe in frustration as Isis practically doubled over with laughter.
What Do You Want? : Take Two
Bakura nodded, shrugging, and turned away. He started to take a step, but stopped, acting as though he just had a thought as he turned back to Isis, who had just started to shut the door. "Actually, I don't have anything to do... If you'd like someone to talk to..." he grinned suddenly. "Or perhaps just to exchange a insults with... Than I'd be willing to hang around."
Isis regarded him, suddenly suspicious. "What do you want?" She asked cautiously.
Bakura shrugged. "You're Millennium Tauk, and I figured that being nice and chatty would be the best way to attain it."
Isis rolled her eyes and shut the door in his face.
Stay or Disappear: Take One
Isis shook her head, her expression almost angry now. "Look, I have no idea why else you'd be acting so nice to me like this. You hang out with my brother for Ra's sake, and we all know how he and Mariku are. Especially when it comes to women..." She stopped suddenly and looked away.
"I see..." Bakura shook his head. "I'm just offering to be a friend, cause lately you seem like you've been needing one. However, if you feel that way about it, than I can disappear and never bother you again."
There was a pause as Isis regarded him. Finally she nodded. "Yes. That's what I want. Now go away and never come back." She said and shut the door.
Bakura stood silently then turned to glance at Silverscreamer who sighed and shook her head. "Isis!"
Isis opened the door chuckling. "I'm sorry... He just seemed to be taking this so seriously. I wanted to see what he'd do."
Into the Restaurant: Take One
The restaurant wasn't exactly the classiest place I'd ever seen, but as Bakura held the door open for me to enter, I couldn't help but regret not having grabbed some money before I left. I didn't have much left in my purse after all the chocolate I'd bought earlier today. Darn female habits for when you're upset...
"I don't think I have enough money on me..." I mutter to Bakura.
He glances at me and shrugs. "I can pay it."
I shake my head. "I don't want to be a bother..."
"It's no bother, believe me."
They way he's smiling makes me wonder where and how he got the money. Then again. I probably don't want to know.
"Bakura!?" came a surprised sounding voice.
I suddenly realize I'd been staring at Bakura while lost in my thoughts. Looking away, I see Ootogi walking towards us. He works here too!?
Silverscreamer walks over and intercepts him. "Look... Ootogi... I understand that you have lots of silly little part-time jobs... But you need to quite interrupting my fic. Okay?"
Into the Restaurant: Take Two
The restaurant wasn't exactly the classiest place I'd ever seen, but as Bakura held the door open for me to enter, I couldn't help but regret not having grabbed some money before I left. I didn't have much left in my purse after all the chocolate I'd bought earlier today. Darn female habits for when you're upset...
"I don't think I have enough money on me..." I mutter to Bakura.
He glances at me and shrugs. "I can pay it."
I shake my head. "I don't want to be a bother..."
"It's no bother, believe me."
They way he's smiling makes me wonder where and how he got the money. Then again. I probably don't want to know.
...
...
We stand in silence for several long minutes before I suddenly start snickering. Bakura practically snorts with laughter.
The restaurant manager finally walks over, scratching his head. "Uh..." he grins sheepishly. "Did I miss my cue again?"
Into the Restaurant: Take Three
The restaurant wasn't exactly the classiest place I'd ever seen, but as Bakura held the door open for me to enter, I couldn't help but regret not having grabbed some money before I left. I didn't have much left in my purse after all the chocolate I'd bought earlier today. Darn female habits for when you're upset...
"I don't think I have enough money on me..." I mutter to Bakura.
He glances at me and shrugs. "I can pay it."
I shake my head. "I don't want-"
"Bakura-sama!?" came a surprised, slightly frightened sounding voice.
Bakura practically falls into me, laughing once again. I try my best to keep from laughing myself. "You're a little early this time."
Silverscreamer: ~_~() oyness...