Chapter 15 Bloopers
Gonna Stop Me?: Take One
Malik raised an eyebrow and turned back to the door. "What? Are you going to stop me?" he shouted back.
The door suddenly opened and Bakura whapped Malik with a pillow. "YES I AM!!!" He laughed maniacally.
Gonna Stop Me?: Take Two
Malik raised an eyebrow and turned back to the door. "What? Are you going to stop me?" he shouted back.
"I'll tell him what you said about Anzu!"
Malik blanched. "You wouldn't!"
Evil snickering from the bedroom. "Wouldn't I?"
Gonna Stop Me?: Take Three
Malik turned back to Ryou and as he spoke, Bakura opened the door and lunged, tackling Malik before he even got the first word out.
Malik shouted in surprise then growled and struggled to his feet. "You idiot! That hurt!"
Bakura just grinned.
Silverscreamer sighs and pokes Bakura. "Why you be so bad?"
Bakura shrugged. "Hey... I'm playing the part of the tortured, lovesick, protagonist... Do you really expect me to be able to keep serious the whole time we're doing this?"
Silverscreamer: ... ~_~ Good point...
Smack: Take One
Ryou gasped as the back of Malik's hand hit Bakura's cheek. Hard. "Malik! What are you doing!?"
Malik smirked. "Ah... It's just the way he likes it..."
Bakura gagged. "Do you ever stop making those kinds of jokes?"
"You're one to talk..."
"Yeah... well... Okay, fine, whatever..."
Opinion: Take One
Bakura shoved Malik away and stood with his fists balled at his sides. "I never asked for your opinion!" he growled.
Malik burst into tears. "Why not!? Is my opinion not good enough for you!?"
Silverscreamer rolled her eyes and thwapped him with a rolled up magazine. "Stick to the script Malik..."
Insulting Bakura: Take One
"Well you're getting it anyway!" Malik countered. "I think you're being a stupid, spoiled brat! You told-"
"You left out selfish." Ryou said suddenly.
Malik looked back at him. "Huh?"
"It's supposed to be 'stupid, selfish, spoiled brat.' You left out the selfish part."
"Oh thanks, Ryou!"
Bakura: Gee... I feel so loved...
~~~
Something a bit different here... You've all heard mention of my best friend, I'm sure, considering she's the one I'm writing this fic for... yeah, well... I've learned a very important lesson just recently... That lesson:
Never let her get hold of my fanfic when she's really bored and feeling 'bad'. (IE: mischievous, demented, naughty, etc...)
Here are the fruits of just such an occasion.
~~~
Malik shook his head. "And why should you?" When he saw Bakura rubbing Ryou's leg he almost gagged, "Get your hands off him!"
"Oh, shut up. You're just jealous because I'm in love with your sister and I only use you for your hot bod!"
"What about me!?" Ryou cried. "You said you loved me!"
"Don't worry, Hikari, I promise you'll enjoy tonight."
At that Malik growled. "Damn nymphomaniac..."
Bakura's lips curled into an evil grin as he wrapped an arm around Ryou's waist. "Care to join us?"
~
As I go back and read back over a bit so that I can start writing some more... and just about have a heart attack!! *chuckles* I can't help but admit that I found it oddly amusing...
Of course, she also wrote this at one point:
~
"Hello Malik. I'm afraid I'm rath-"
"Isis. We need to talk." Malik interrupted, pulling the door closed after him. "That outfit is SO not you!"
~
It's like "*blinku* Saywhaaaaa!?"
Gonna Stop Me?: Take One
Malik raised an eyebrow and turned back to the door. "What? Are you going to stop me?" he shouted back.
The door suddenly opened and Bakura whapped Malik with a pillow. "YES I AM!!!" He laughed maniacally.
Gonna Stop Me?: Take Two
Malik raised an eyebrow and turned back to the door. "What? Are you going to stop me?" he shouted back.
"I'll tell him what you said about Anzu!"
Malik blanched. "You wouldn't!"
Evil snickering from the bedroom. "Wouldn't I?"
Gonna Stop Me?: Take Three
Malik turned back to Ryou and as he spoke, Bakura opened the door and lunged, tackling Malik before he even got the first word out.
Malik shouted in surprise then growled and struggled to his feet. "You idiot! That hurt!"
Bakura just grinned.
Silverscreamer sighs and pokes Bakura. "Why you be so bad?"
Bakura shrugged. "Hey... I'm playing the part of the tortured, lovesick, protagonist... Do you really expect me to be able to keep serious the whole time we're doing this?"
Silverscreamer: ... ~_~ Good point...
Smack: Take One
Ryou gasped as the back of Malik's hand hit Bakura's cheek. Hard. "Malik! What are you doing!?"
Malik smirked. "Ah... It's just the way he likes it..."
Bakura gagged. "Do you ever stop making those kinds of jokes?"
"You're one to talk..."
"Yeah... well... Okay, fine, whatever..."
Opinion: Take One
Bakura shoved Malik away and stood with his fists balled at his sides. "I never asked for your opinion!" he growled.
Malik burst into tears. "Why not!? Is my opinion not good enough for you!?"
Silverscreamer rolled her eyes and thwapped him with a rolled up magazine. "Stick to the script Malik..."
Insulting Bakura: Take One
"Well you're getting it anyway!" Malik countered. "I think you're being a stupid, spoiled brat! You told-"
"You left out selfish." Ryou said suddenly.
Malik looked back at him. "Huh?"
"It's supposed to be 'stupid, selfish, spoiled brat.' You left out the selfish part."
"Oh thanks, Ryou!"
Bakura: Gee... I feel so loved...
~~~
Something a bit different here... You've all heard mention of my best friend, I'm sure, considering she's the one I'm writing this fic for... yeah, well... I've learned a very important lesson just recently... That lesson:
Never let her get hold of my fanfic when she's really bored and feeling 'bad'. (IE: mischievous, demented, naughty, etc...)
Here are the fruits of just such an occasion.
~~~
Malik shook his head. "And why should you?" When he saw Bakura rubbing Ryou's leg he almost gagged, "Get your hands off him!"
"Oh, shut up. You're just jealous because I'm in love with your sister and I only use you for your hot bod!"
"What about me!?" Ryou cried. "You said you loved me!"
"Don't worry, Hikari, I promise you'll enjoy tonight."
At that Malik growled. "Damn nymphomaniac..."
Bakura's lips curled into an evil grin as he wrapped an arm around Ryou's waist. "Care to join us?"
~
As I go back and read back over a bit so that I can start writing some more... and just about have a heart attack!! *chuckles* I can't help but admit that I found it oddly amusing...
Of course, she also wrote this at one point:
~
"Hello Malik. I'm afraid I'm rath-"
"Isis. We need to talk." Malik interrupted, pulling the door closed after him. "That outfit is SO not you!"
~
It's like "*blinku* Saywhaaaaa!?"