Chapter 2: Fine Dining
A/N: Hallo! Thanks all you nice people that reviewed. I wouldn't have continued if it weren't for you. Well, you see, though everyone thinks I'm weird, these are the nicest reviews I've ever gotten. Oh, by the way...if you decide to flame me... I DON'T CARE! I bet you a million dollars that I've had worse. So don't even bother. Anyway, here you go. It's about the same amount of interestingness as the last one. Uh, just one more thing, if you're wondering how this came about, well, this is what happens when you see Holes and then listen to the Cabaret soundtrack at two in the morning while staring at Jon Voight pics.. Um...that's it. Haff fun darlingks!
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"Vell mien little boys. Now dat you are all showered...I am sure dat you are hungry. Let us all go to de DININGK HALL!" Joseph threw his near-white arms up in the air and smiled gigantically. "Ya! Ya! Get on your vay lieblings!" He occasionally grabbed a young bottom as they went by. As Sir and Pendanski walked by he gave them both a hard tooshie whacking.
Sir turned angrily and screamed. "HEY! THAT"S MY PROPERTY!" He set his hand firmly on tiny-little Pendanski's butt and pulled him close.
"Do not be so full off attitude, liebling! I am your master. Unless..." Joseph set his gloved hand to his painted lips and chuckled gayly, (pun without a doubt intended) " You vant me in your room viss Stanley und Hector und de two off you."
Pendanski made one of those little pouty faces in Marian's direction. (I really wanna see him make one of those o^___^o) Sir snarled and shook his head obediently. With his hand still cupping his lieber herr's backside,(do you know that I haven't used the same word for butt the entire time? Cool huh?...not really.) they too headed for the dining hall.
When everyone was seated a little bit too comfortably in the wooden chairs with gold/ pink cushions, the waiter(esses) in little cabaret-esque outfits tiptoed out with the large trays. They set them down in the middle of the single long table, and excitedly unveiled them. On the shining plates there were decadent dishes. As a matter of fact they were so decadent that they were alien to the young (and old) men ogling at them. There were exotic fish fileted and lightly garnished with fancy spices, surrounded by beautifully cut vegetables and fruits. There were salads, albeit, very aesthetically pleasing salads. There was wine, pudding, even those weird little crackers that you can only get at rich-people stores. At the site of this incredible display, nearly all of the little convict's mouths fell open. Stanley reached out to poke one of the pretty meats when he was greeted with a swift whack.
"Now now vee Yelnats, do not be greedy Vait for de rest off us."
Stanley gulped. "Yes master." He turned back around and sat back-strait, worried what would happen if he didn't. A few minutes later the camp master stood upon a smaller table and clanged on his patterned glass cup. " HALLO AGAIN BOYS! Vell, I am so pleased to see dat you haff joined us for dinner. But vait..." Joseph giggled again and twirled around elegantly. "YOU HAFF TO! OOH HOO HOO!!!"
From the dinner table there was a simultaneous shudder. They all tensed up, but relaxed when their master took his seat between two of his beloved waiters. For a moment they wondered if they would be instructed to begin, but then decided it would be best if they just ate. (Lord knows they would probably puke it up later anyway.) Some even went so far as to actually put their heads to the gigantic platters. But then.....THEY ALL SPIT IT OUT!!!
"Holy shit! What is this!?!" Pendanski called out, betraying his quiet, submissive nature.
"Aw...do you not like it, mien darlingk Pendanski? It took our loffly cooks here an entire our just to produce de special dressingk. You really ought to be more sankfull for vhat you get."
Stanley, Zero and the rest of their former cabin glanced at each other and considered Joseph's words. X-ray and Zigzag rushed for the pink-themed bathroom, but the rest thought it best to forget the frightening statement and continue eating. Though something made it all quite hard to choke down, they ate happily.
Sir and Pendanski shared a plate, all the while sharing a HORNY glare. As Joseph observed this he turned to the lovely men at his side and grinned widely. "Oh ya, mien lieblings. Ve haff got de best little boys effer. De effen eat out foot! Ooh hoo hoo hoo hoo!
A/N: Hallo! Thanks all you nice people that reviewed. I wouldn't have continued if it weren't for you. Well, you see, though everyone thinks I'm weird, these are the nicest reviews I've ever gotten. Oh, by the way...if you decide to flame me... I DON'T CARE! I bet you a million dollars that I've had worse. So don't even bother. Anyway, here you go. It's about the same amount of interestingness as the last one. Uh, just one more thing, if you're wondering how this came about, well, this is what happens when you see Holes and then listen to the Cabaret soundtrack at two in the morning while staring at Jon Voight pics.. Um...that's it. Haff fun darlingks!
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"Vell mien little boys. Now dat you are all showered...I am sure dat you are hungry. Let us all go to de DININGK HALL!" Joseph threw his near-white arms up in the air and smiled gigantically. "Ya! Ya! Get on your vay lieblings!" He occasionally grabbed a young bottom as they went by. As Sir and Pendanski walked by he gave them both a hard tooshie whacking.
Sir turned angrily and screamed. "HEY! THAT"S MY PROPERTY!" He set his hand firmly on tiny-little Pendanski's butt and pulled him close.
"Do not be so full off attitude, liebling! I am your master. Unless..." Joseph set his gloved hand to his painted lips and chuckled gayly, (pun without a doubt intended) " You vant me in your room viss Stanley und Hector und de two off you."
Pendanski made one of those little pouty faces in Marian's direction. (I really wanna see him make one of those o^___^o) Sir snarled and shook his head obediently. With his hand still cupping his lieber herr's backside,(do you know that I haven't used the same word for butt the entire time? Cool huh?...not really.) they too headed for the dining hall.
When everyone was seated a little bit too comfortably in the wooden chairs with gold/ pink cushions, the waiter(esses) in little cabaret-esque outfits tiptoed out with the large trays. They set them down in the middle of the single long table, and excitedly unveiled them. On the shining plates there were decadent dishes. As a matter of fact they were so decadent that they were alien to the young (and old) men ogling at them. There were exotic fish fileted and lightly garnished with fancy spices, surrounded by beautifully cut vegetables and fruits. There were salads, albeit, very aesthetically pleasing salads. There was wine, pudding, even those weird little crackers that you can only get at rich-people stores. At the site of this incredible display, nearly all of the little convict's mouths fell open. Stanley reached out to poke one of the pretty meats when he was greeted with a swift whack.
"Now now vee Yelnats, do not be greedy Vait for de rest off us."
Stanley gulped. "Yes master." He turned back around and sat back-strait, worried what would happen if he didn't. A few minutes later the camp master stood upon a smaller table and clanged on his patterned glass cup. " HALLO AGAIN BOYS! Vell, I am so pleased to see dat you haff joined us for dinner. But vait..." Joseph giggled again and twirled around elegantly. "YOU HAFF TO! OOH HOO HOO!!!"
From the dinner table there was a simultaneous shudder. They all tensed up, but relaxed when their master took his seat between two of his beloved waiters. For a moment they wondered if they would be instructed to begin, but then decided it would be best if they just ate. (Lord knows they would probably puke it up later anyway.) Some even went so far as to actually put their heads to the gigantic platters. But then.....THEY ALL SPIT IT OUT!!!
"Holy shit! What is this!?!" Pendanski called out, betraying his quiet, submissive nature.
"Aw...do you not like it, mien darlingk Pendanski? It took our loffly cooks here an entire our just to produce de special dressingk. You really ought to be more sankfull for vhat you get."
Stanley, Zero and the rest of their former cabin glanced at each other and considered Joseph's words. X-ray and Zigzag rushed for the pink-themed bathroom, but the rest thought it best to forget the frightening statement and continue eating. Though something made it all quite hard to choke down, they ate happily.
Sir and Pendanski shared a plate, all the while sharing a HORNY glare. As Joseph observed this he turned to the lovely men at his side and grinned widely. "Oh ya, mien lieblings. Ve haff got de best little boys effer. De effen eat out foot! Ooh hoo hoo hoo hoo!