Disclaimer: Well... ok, i'll admit it, I don't own Blizzard Entertainent... well Duh!!!!! cuz if I did then I wouldn't be writing this... *sigh* for all of those people out there who don't get it I would be working on a story line for Starcfaft II/ Diablo III/ Warcraft IV. anyway... do I really have to write a disclaimer for every chapter? cuz if I do then I am just going to piss and moan about it for the other chapter's disclaimers. oh well... to the fic!
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Chapter 2: Hellos and goodbyes and hellos and goodbyes and... well you get the picture!
"So what are we going to do first?" Jarrod asked looking at the dagger and potions that they had found after they killed the zombies and quill rat.
"bu da cu fu..." Damien was mumbling
"what?" Jarrond said as he looked where Damien was looking."wha bu tu gu ta bu..."
"Oh... hi guys!" Aaron said as he say them and walked over to them."You won't believe what happened to me"
"But...you were... oh man!" Damien Stutered
"I was up in this clowdy white place and then this voice said that I shoud press the ESC key on the keyboard of heaven " *lightning flashes and thunder is heard*
"what was that?!"Jarrod asked looking around franticly.
"I knew I shouldhave made us hardcore!" Damien said as he slaped his forehead.
"Hey guys will you help me get my sword back?" Aaron said anctiusly.
"Oh sorry Aaron... I um... I'm very tired"Damien said as he fake-yawned.
"Yeh... me too" Jarrod said looking from side to side
"Ok then I guess that I am on my own." Aaron said as he walked tword the exit of the encampment.
"O I know lets talk to Kasha and hire our selfs a few Rogues?" Jarrod asked nugind Damien and chucling.
"Ok sure!" Damien said as he stood up and stoped.
"Oh...darn!" Aaron said as stood there looking around stupidly like he alwase does. "I got killed by a zombie" he said as he waved at Damien and Jarrod and then tooke off tword the exit... again.
"Ok... that was... um, whats the word i'm looking for..."
"Disturbing?" Jarrod finished Damien's sentence for him.
"yeh... that'll work"
"ya know... I give him two more seconds before he appears there from the same zombie." Jarrod said.
"Two... one..." Damien said.
Right on que Aaron appeared and said,"Two zombies" and then appeared again saying "three zobies" and after that saying "four zombies"
When he returned again Damien asked"Five zombies?"
"No, I avoided the four zombies and got my sword back but then when I was right outside the encampment I triped on a rock and broke my neck!" Aaron said as he ran out of the Rogue encampment only to return with his sword after about a second.
Jarrod and Damien began rolling around on the ground laughing uncontrollably for about two minutes.
"Now that was funny!" Damien finnaly mannaged to say between raged gaspes for air.
"It's not that funny!" Aaron said in his defence.
"Yes it is!" Jarrod mannaged after forcing himself to stop laughing that long.
"humph!" Aaron said as he stomped into his tent.
" I thing we should kill all of the monsters in the den of evil now so we can get our reward without Aaron!" Jarrod said.
"but thats mea..." Damien trailed off."Sure, lets do it!"
As the duo walked out of the camp they looked at eachother and had one finnal, deep laugh.
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Author's Note: sorry that this one took so long but by the amount of revews I got... or lack of, this really wasn't high on my list of things to do. But thanks to Redlady, who always seems to review, or else this would be dead in the water!!!!!!( cuz she gave me the only review ). and sorry, Redlady, if I didn't specify this... they don't care he died because he is a compleat and total moron!!!!!!!!!!!!*breathing heavily* and I am basing this on acctual exspirences! (witch is the sad part!) but any ways for those of you who were waitin' for my bio... its up, and I will use it as like a calendar for my stories... so chech back often... thankyou! and goodnite !!!*starts walking off of stage but a little knome runs up and thows an onion at the back of his head and then trips him* son of a... ouch! Hey get back here!!!!!!!!!!