Disclaimer: I already wrote two!!! See chapters 1 & 2

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Chapter 3

Panting, they finally made it to the den of evil and could already hear the demons inside

"Ok here's the plan, we rush in and make me think fast and on there feet." Jarrod said

"Um…do demons and zombies think?" the barbarian retorted

"Well… uh… no" Jarrod said with a sigh.

"Ok, how about we take it step by step and systematically kill them… again if need be"

"Well where do we start, smart guy" Jarrod asked with a sneer.

"At the entrance…" Damien said

"Well duh!" the paladin retorted "let's just go!"

As they cautiously walked through the cave entrance they immediately saw two zombies. The barbarian charged the first one as Jarrod charged the second. The two zombies fell almost instantly under their rapid strikes.

"Well that was easy!" Jarrod said as he wiped his short sword on the zombie's body to clean it.

"That was" Damien said as he removed his hatchet from the zombie's head.

"Look!" Jarrod said as he pointed to where they could just make out some small forms that were silhouetted against torchlight.

"What are those?!" Damien said as he took a step foreword, which seemed to draw the attention of the red demons, which seemed to attack, en masse.

"Holy crap!" the paladin shrieked as one nearly took his head off.

"Attack!!!" the barbarian yelled as he charged into the mass

*Damien was slain by fallen*

*Jarrod was slain by fallen*

"What the…?!?!" Damien shrieked in anger "son of a…"

"Where are we?" Jarrod asked.

"You are in heaven," a voice stated bluntly.

"Who was that?!?!?"

"It is I, the magic disembodied voice of heaven" stated the magic disembodied voice of heaven.

*Aaron was slain by zombie*

"What the… not again!" Aaron stated from their rite. "Oh hi guys, you got killed by a zombie too?!?"

"Actually we got killed by… um…"

"Fallen" the disembodied voice of heaven finished.

"What was that… oh no wait never mind" Aaron said

"Remember me?" the disembodied voice asked dully. "Cuz I remember you…"

"Can I have your autograph?" Aaron asked the disembodied voice.

"Oh… sorry, I'm disembodied" the voice said with a hint of bitterness.

"Oh… well then can I have your autograph?" Aaron asked again.

"Disembodied means that I don't have a body, bub" the voice stated.

"Well then can I…"

"Ehem" Damien said impatiently. "Can you just tell us where the keyboard of heaven may be?"

"Its over there to your left" the voice said." Oh by the way, you can call me Bob," the voice said.

" Right…" Damien said as he pushed the ESC key.

"My turn!" Jarrod said as he pushed the ESC key.

"Oh, here we go again!!" Aaron said as he pushed the key.

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Author's Note: yo every body! I realized that I haven't been posting to this story in a looooooooooooooooooong time so I am going to be exclusively posting in this for awhile… so u can expect more soon!… … … and remember:

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