Chapter 6: Girl POWER!!!!

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Tis Saturday and I am in a molto bene mood. Pum diddly pum, I kissed Harry Potter in Snapes closet!!!!!! I have to keep telling myself or ill forget that it was real.

Its like 6;00 now, and the sun is barely up, but I don't care because Im too giddy to sleep. Do you think Harry enjoyed it as much as I did? Or do you think he thought of it as a big mistake. Not that anyone would waste their first kiss on a mistake, right?

Oh no! I think Im going to be sick! Harry doesn't like me at all does he? It was just all an accident, except....he was really smiling afterward, and that means he liked it. I think.

Shute, all this is giving me a headache. Ill just go downstairs, and eat something. That'll help me clear my mind. And then, when I see Harry I'll talk to him.

No need to worry...calmness is the key......

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Boys are beyond my understanding. I think they need to have professionals on this sort of thing and write books about it, because I highly doubt I am the only girl on this planet who doesn't understand the male race. Not that they understand us either.

But we can't be nearly as confusing as them. I mean after today, I finally realize why Hermione gets so frustrated with Ron sometimes. At least girls show their feelings.

Ok, so I went down to breakfast, butterflies beating against my stomach, and guess whos sitting there.

The one and only Boy who lived and then stole my heart. God he looks gorgeous with his hair all mussed up and morning like. As he was like the only Gryffindor in the hall, I naturally went to sit next to him, smiling as he looked in my direction.

"Morning Sunshine" he called in a tone that clearly showed he was not in the most sunshine-y mood.

"Trouble sleeping?" I asked with what I thought was a sincere grin. "Yea, well I had a busy evening" he replied with a small smile on his lips. Now I know that I am not the only girl who would assume that meant he enjoyed it right??

We sat in a comfortable silence for a few minutes, or at least it was comfortable for him. I was munching on my cinnamon bun, pretending to be absorbed in my food, but in all actuality, I was waiting for him to say something.

When he did, I wished he hadn't.

"Gin?" he asked, pulling me out of my suga-loving trance. "Hmm?" I asked. When in doubt, always hmmm.

"About last night, I ..um...well ...Im really sorry about what happened. I mean I was nervous about getting caught....and I didn't know what to do, so I just did the first thing that came to mind. I....I didn't mean to hurt you or anything...I promise it'll never happen again."

"And it all comes crashing down".

Never happen again. But he had grinned, we both grinned. Why would it never happen again?

Ill tell you why, because Im a complete moron, which was only further proven by the next thing I said.

"No worries mate!"

Since when did I turn into a "dude"?!?! I am supposed to be the "chick" in this relationship. Not that things were going great, but I am positive that statement didn't help matters one bit. He looked at me really odd, and then we both burst out laughing.

Only problem was, I didn't want to laugh, I wanted to cry. Which is probably why as soon as we had stopped laughing, I muttered a quick goodbye and ran to the girls room, where I was free to cry. Little did I expect to run into Hermione.

"Gi..Ginny!" She said, as we crashed into eachother. Her eyes were red and puffy, and it was so obvious that she had been crying.

I knew right then that my brother had done something wrong once again. He is such a major prat.

"Hermione!" I cried, "What's the matter, why are you crying?" She sniffled a couple times, looked at me, and then broke down into tears on my shoulder. I must admit that seeing Hermione crying was not new to me, she does it all the bloody time. I would too, if I was dating my brother. Not that that's legal, or that id ever want to, but oh, you get the point.

I comforted her for a few moments, and then once she had calmed down enough, I helped her to the sink so she could wash her face off, and explain to me her problems. We sat there on the cool bathroom floor, which Ive always found oddly comforting, ever since I was a kid. It just always makes you feel good to sit on cool bathroom tiles.

Okay, that's majorly off topic.

Anywho, apparently, my brother, although I really wish I could disown him sometimes, got into a little fight with her this morning, and then out of no where he suddenly got really pissy, and brought up Krum again. I have told him ten-million times to leave Krum out of it, but apparently he is the clueless git I suspected all along. She chose him, why cant he just be bloody happy with that!!! Not everyone gets "chosen" by their lovers, as I have so bitterly learned this morning.

So anyway, naturally Hermione got upset and told him that she hated it when he brought up Krum, and why couldn't he just grow up for gods sake? I fully agree with her.

But Weasley man that he is, he snapped, and asked her why she wasn't off studying as usual. And THEN he starts to complain about how she's always off in the library instead of spending time with him, and that she's probably developing some other "know-it-all" romance to get a date to the ball again this year.

I swear, you would think he was PMSing, has he lost his senses?

Hermione told me that she was so shocked she could barely say anything. However, before she left, she admitted to me, and believe me she was super embarrassed...

She told him, "Go Fuck yourself Ron, because we are so over."

I was beyond shocked. Hermione Granger told my brother to fuck himself. For a few minutes I was speechless. That seems to be the phrase of the year.

I was so absorbed in the love troubles of my friend, that I almost forgot my own. Almost.

Only, Hermione had to bring it up. Once we had fully dissed my brother for more than an hour, we moved onto my life, and naturally she asked about my and Harry's little breakfast meeting.

I thought I would cry, but then I realized I wasn't sad, I was pissed. And I wanted payback. These boys were messing with our feelings, and frankly it isn't right. So I explained to Hermione about what Harry said, and then when she tried to comfort me, I told her not to bother, that I didn't need him anyway. I just wanted revenge, and so did Hermione.

We considered telling on them for the little prank they planned on playing on Monday, but decided being a snitch would be pushing the limits. Plus we'd be in super trouble too.

And that's when it hit me. We could get the boys, in almost the same way they were planning on getting the teachers. We would hit them with an aging potion. Let them spend the day with the bodies of hundred year olds. They wouldn't even get to enjoy their prank!

So now Ive got to go help prepare the potion with Hermione and Liz. Ill be busy all day tomorrow, but I promise to tell you how it goes!!!

Muahahahahahaha.............

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Absobloodybrilliant morning!!!!! It was beautiful, really. The most enjoyable thing I have seen in ages. All I can say is that Hermione is a wonderful potion maker, because both pranks worked perfectly!!!!

As planned, the boys administered the potions to the teachers table, via the house elves, bless their loving little souls. And then, once the boys had gone, we slipped the potions into the drinks placed at their spots at Gryffindor table. All I can say is thank goodness they sat in the right seats today.

We had all just arrived in the Great hall this morning, taken our seats and began to eat when suddenly we heard a loud squeal from the teachers table. I looked up and none other than Professor McGonagal, our lovable, yet often too strict head of house stood there gripping at her hair which was rapidly turning from gray to brown. The other teachers all began to stand up and stare at her, just as every student in the hall did the same.

I felt this uber odd tingling at my neck and realized that someone was watching me. Turning I saw that it was Dumbledore, and for a moment I absolutely froze. He knew I was me, and I was so scared I was gonna be in trouble! And then I realized his eyes were still twinkling..and he was smiling, just as his hair went through the same changes.

If I thought changing into somebody else was weird to go through, it was nothing compared to watching it happen to someone else. Not that they were feeling any pain, we made sure of that. But to see them shrink and change, and lose all their wrinkles was just...wierd.

And even weirder, it only took about two minutes time, and then pandemonium broke out. The group of the teenagers at the front of the room all began to look terribly confused before leaving the great hall through some odd passageway.

The room became chaos, the kind of chaos Fred and George thrive on. Too bad they were going to miss it!!!

On cue, as the teachers left and the students began to go insane, me and Liz proposed a toast, just as planned. The entire group raised their glasses, cheered "Mischief Managed!" and began to gulp our pumpkin juice. It only took a sip of the drink for the effects of the aging juice to begin.

As us girls delicately sipped our drinks, the boys spit theirs out violently.

"UGH!!! Someones mussed with my juice!" Fred yelled in disgust, taking a sip of water to wash his mouth out. Too late.

As he did so, a long gray beard was already growing on his chins, same with Georges, and Rons, and Harrys, and everyone elses hair started to change color. They all began to look at eachother oddly and then realized what was going on.

Luckily enough for my arse, just at that moment, Malfoy came by our table sneering and said rather loudly, "Seems to me the house elves have given you some rotten pumpkin juice today, Gryffindors." And then he walked off smiling to himself.

I must admit, much as my friends were pissing me off, that didn't mean they deserved to be taunted by Malfoy (holy king of the bastard deoartment), which is why I may have muttered a simple little tripping charm as he walked out of the hall.

Needless to say, it wiped that smile off his face.

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Ugh.

Unfortunately, ghosts cannot be affected by potions, which of course means I must still suffer through History of magic. Luckily, Binns seems to be a bit flustered today as he is one of three adults left in the castle (Trelawney and Filch never attend breakfast), which means me and Lizzie have gotten away with giggling all through class.

Potions next. Teenage Snape. Strangely frightening idea.

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Potions was superb, he didn't even bother to show up, but someone claimed they saw him sulking around the dungeons when they were on their way to class.

Liz and Colin definitely have a blooming relationship going. I must congratulate my friend on finding the only nice suitable guy in Gryffindor house. Not that I would ever date him, but at least he doesn't go ditching every girl he snogs!!!!

Not that he's ever snogged a girl, but still.

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Transfiguration is a blast, even though we have a double today. Not to my surprise, Professor McGonagal showed up, though she introduced herself to us as Minerva. It seems she was just as organized and professional at fifteen as she is now. She tried teaching us at first, but it was really no use. No one wanted to listen.

Then 17 year old Dumbledore came in, and she turned all giggly, and I think he was flirting with her. The twinkle was DEFINITELY in his eyes. It was a bit disturbing, yet comforting at the same time. Young love is so beautiful!

Speaking of, I spoke to Hermione in the hall, and she tells me Harry and Ron are very angry. We got them good. Unfortunately, although their hair is gray, they don't have the beards that the twins got.

Plus, they still think Malfoy did it, which means we're not in trouble! Yippa-dee-doo dah!!!!!

Dinner at last!!!!! All this laughing is making me majorly hungry!!

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Ok, so maybe boys aren't all that bad. I mean, they can be hard to understand, and ever so frustrating, but they do try their best, and they're just so adorable sometimes!!!

Harry came into the common room tonight at like ten o'clock, the effects of the twelve hour potion completely gone, and he looked really mad, and that mad him absolutely eatable!!

He plunked down next to me, and for a minute I thought he might cry or something, he was so angry. I must admit, I felt a little guilty.

"I cannot believe Malfoy!" he said suddenly, turning his eyes toward mine, "How could he know about our plans, I mean he must of, if he pranked us the exact same day we did the teachers.

"We are so going to get him back for this Gin. You got to help us" He added, looking into the fire.

And then he looked back into my eyes and I thought I would melt on the spot. "At least he was smart enough not to make you go through this too Ginny."

Ok, so I felt really guilty. He bloody cared about me, and I had just ruined the one day the boys had been looking forwards to all week.

I am a horrible witch, in more ways than one if you get my drift. I hate myself.

We did get them good though.....Oh I'm so confused

But maybe we pushed it too much....Will he ever forgive me if I tell the truth?

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ok, there you go. Im not super pleased, but I know that if I try and rewrite it, Ill only mess it up. If it is so bad, you cant even stand to read it, leave a review, and GENTLY suggest that I redo the chapter. They are of course replacable!!!

Angel of Mine- Heres the prank, I tried my best!!! Hope you like!!

EmeraldDream- Thanks so much!!!!! I liked when they kissed too!!! LOL. Hell, I wish boys would randomly snog me in broom closets all the time, but no luck there!

Magicrulz- Thanks again!! Youre my most faithful reviewer, and I dearly appreciate it!!

Ok, more when I get a chance!!! Review are a girls best friend!!!

xoEm