APRIL FOOLS! Yet another pointless parody.....you asked, you got..
Disclaimer - I own nothing! NOTHING I TELL YOU!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
"Hey, Pippin, you've got something on your jacket. Looks like beer," said Merry, and flicked the Took's nose as he looked down. "Ha! April Fools!" He laughed at his friends expression.
The company had stopped to rest in a little copse in Hollin, after their ordeal on Caradhras. Frodo looked up. "What if they don't know what happened on the mountain? You haven't written about it." He said, frowning.
Oh shut up, or I'll set Samwise on you. Frodo hurridly clamped his mouth shut. Ah, how I love toying with them.anyway, if you don't know what happened on the mountain, GO READ THE BOOK YOU LAZY ****!! "Bitch," muttered Frodo. I heard that! I'm warning you.Anyway. The company were resting, and the hobbits were amusing themselves with April Fools, while the others pretended it was beneath them. Frodo patted Pippin on the back. "Its ok, we all fall for them occaisionally," he said, sticking a "Kick Me" sign on Pippin's back. Everyone responded, until the poor hobbit whirled round and ripped the sign off.
"April Fools, Pip!" laughed Frodo, clutching his sides.
As the morning wore on, Peregrin became the butt of the Fellowship's jokes. Legolas pinned pink bows in the hobbit's hair, Boromir sat him on his sword and spun him till he was dizzy, and even Sam managed to trip him over. Bill the pony joined in, and kicked Pip so he bounced on the ground, and Gimli and Aragorn stole his pipeweed, although that may not have been a prank.
By near noon, Pippin was very annoyed. He had been poked, punched, ripped and tickled, and he had not yet pulled a prank on anyone else. Suddenly, he had an idea, and rummaged through the Fellowship's bags for a pen and paper.
A little while later, he trotted up to Gandalf, smirking. "Oh, Gandalf, this letter came for you back in February, and I kinda forgot to give to ya, and all." He held out a crude pink envelope. The wizard took it, his bristly eyebrows bristling.
"Deer Ganddalf. Appy Val'n'tynes Day. Lov, Sarumon. Xxx" he read aloud. Pippin cracked up.
"April Fools!!" He yelled between sniggers.
"Actually," said the aged geezer, "Its passed noon, so you're the April Fool."
"And you know the Shire Fool Rules, Pip," said Merry, grinning wickedly. "The Fool's fool has to kiss the Fooler." "Pucker up!" said Gandalf, leaning forward. "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Pippin screamed.
Oh, how I love tormenting them! And see, nice reviewer person? Gandalf got his Valentine after all.BWAHAHAHAHA!! Tune in next time kids..for the Attack of the Easter Bunnies..
Disclaimer - I own nothing! NOTHING I TELL YOU!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
"Hey, Pippin, you've got something on your jacket. Looks like beer," said Merry, and flicked the Took's nose as he looked down. "Ha! April Fools!" He laughed at his friends expression.
The company had stopped to rest in a little copse in Hollin, after their ordeal on Caradhras. Frodo looked up. "What if they don't know what happened on the mountain? You haven't written about it." He said, frowning.
Oh shut up, or I'll set Samwise on you. Frodo hurridly clamped his mouth shut. Ah, how I love toying with them.anyway, if you don't know what happened on the mountain, GO READ THE BOOK YOU LAZY ****!! "Bitch," muttered Frodo. I heard that! I'm warning you.Anyway. The company were resting, and the hobbits were amusing themselves with April Fools, while the others pretended it was beneath them. Frodo patted Pippin on the back. "Its ok, we all fall for them occaisionally," he said, sticking a "Kick Me" sign on Pippin's back. Everyone responded, until the poor hobbit whirled round and ripped the sign off.
"April Fools, Pip!" laughed Frodo, clutching his sides.
As the morning wore on, Peregrin became the butt of the Fellowship's jokes. Legolas pinned pink bows in the hobbit's hair, Boromir sat him on his sword and spun him till he was dizzy, and even Sam managed to trip him over. Bill the pony joined in, and kicked Pip so he bounced on the ground, and Gimli and Aragorn stole his pipeweed, although that may not have been a prank.
By near noon, Pippin was very annoyed. He had been poked, punched, ripped and tickled, and he had not yet pulled a prank on anyone else. Suddenly, he had an idea, and rummaged through the Fellowship's bags for a pen and paper.
A little while later, he trotted up to Gandalf, smirking. "Oh, Gandalf, this letter came for you back in February, and I kinda forgot to give to ya, and all." He held out a crude pink envelope. The wizard took it, his bristly eyebrows bristling.
"Deer Ganddalf. Appy Val'n'tynes Day. Lov, Sarumon. Xxx" he read aloud. Pippin cracked up.
"April Fools!!" He yelled between sniggers.
"Actually," said the aged geezer, "Its passed noon, so you're the April Fool."
"And you know the Shire Fool Rules, Pip," said Merry, grinning wickedly. "The Fool's fool has to kiss the Fooler." "Pucker up!" said Gandalf, leaning forward. "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Pippin screamed.
Oh, how I love tormenting them! And see, nice reviewer person? Gandalf got his Valentine after all.BWAHAHAHAHA!! Tune in next time kids..for the Attack of the Easter Bunnies..