Part 13

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"There. You're free from your marble slab." Naru said as she sat down. "Good thing Silver didn't decide to slowly burn it off."

"Thank you for releasing me, Empress." Kebinu bent down to his knees, kissing Naru's feet. "And for saving my…equipment. I can never thank you enough, Empress."

"It was nothing, Kebinu." Naru smiled.

"Empress, I do not deserve such kindness and attention, my Empress. I am but a humble servant. I was a lowly kitchen boy when I first laid eyes upon your highness." Kebinu was still bowing, still kissing Naru's feet, occasionally looking up under Naru's skirt. "Then, you made one of the Royal Guard, then Ambassador after Keitaro and Talon's betrayal. Now, I am your man-whore. I am unworthy of the honors you have bestowed upon me."

"You've suddenly becoming dramatic, pitiful and almost completely self-degrading, Kebinu." Naru smiled, using her feet to lift her human dildo's face up. He saw her loving smile.

"I…I will change! I will be strong for you!" he declared proudly.

"I adore that in a man…" Naru said, lifting Kebinu to his feet. Slowly, she stroked his hair and held his undressed body close to hers. "I'm really starting to like you, Kebinu. And not just because you rock my world in the sack…"

"Wh-what are you saying my Empress?" Kebinu asked nervously, feeling Naru's hand working it's way slowly from his chest down. "I'm afraid I don't understand…"

"You know, women can't really enjoy themselves with a man they don't have feelings for." Naru said, pressing Kebinu to the wall and locking the door. "Don't think I haven't noticed that you're the single Imperial Palace employee to have lasted since I began my reign as Empress and you were undyingly loyal to me, even during my shared reign with Mutsumi-san…"

"Well, yes. I have been loyal to you for the longest time…" Kebinu began to whimper and tremble as Naru undressed and pressed her warm body on his.

"Kebinu…" Naru suddenly kissed Kebinu on the lips. It wasn't her typical 'I'm kissing you now because I want nookie seven times tonight' kiss but, surprisingly enough, a sincere one. "How would you like to be an Emperor? Be MY Emperor?"

"Oh goddess…" Kebinu trembled. He couldn't believe what he was hearing. "I…I…"

"I'll take this as a yes." Naru said after grabbing Kebinu's 'third thumb'. She then grabbed him by the shoulder and threw him down to the floor. "Now, Emperor, it is time for your coronation."

"My coronation already? But shouldn't that be done in the Imperial Palace?"

"No, that's the FORMAL procedure. But the INFORMAL coronation can be done anywhere private." Naru grinned as she eyed Kebinu's body on the bed. "And you pretty much know how it goes…"

"Private? I know how it goes?" Kebinu asked himself. "Oh…I get it now."

"Good." Naru smiled with a sweet as candy expression on her face. "Now to 'crown' you."

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"So that's the reason why you two haven't done…it?" Talon asked Kanako as they walked along the corridors. "He's afraid of passing on the Necronomicon to you?"

"Yes. He doesn't want me to have to bear that burden." Kanako sighed. "He doesn't understand that I'd do anything to relieve him of at least some of his burdens, if not all of them."

"If only there was a way to share that burden, to carry the weight together." Silver thought out loud. She was caught off guard when Kanako suddenly placed a light kiss on her lips. "What was that for?!"

"Silver, you're a genius!" Kanako answered before she began to move towards the outdoor garden, where Kana was meditating. "If you were like me, I'd give you a REAL kiss."

"What did she mean by 'like me'?" a confused Silver asked Talon.

"You mean you didn't know she's bisexual? She used to be involved with Motoko-san, after all." Talon answered calmly. "Personally, I wouldn't be afraid of that. I wouldn't worry about that kiss either. Kana doesn't mind it when Kanako fools around with other girls. If you were a guy, then you should worry."

"Why?"

"The last member of the male human population who did that was eaten alive by a horde of zombies." Talon smiled. "So, how was your quickie with Kebinu?"

"What?! Et tu Talon?! I did not have a quickie with Kebinu!" with the strength of a typical anime female, Silver slammed Talon's head into the wall with a single punch. "Got it?!"

"Come on, I've read your diary Silver. I know you had a real big crush on him." Talon smirked as he dusted off his clothes. "You even wrote in something about an insane urge to get Kebinu out of there when we were fighting to save his…*ahem*…package."

"You read my diary?!" Silver was now completely burning with a viciously hot flame. "I'll kill you!"

Talon immediately saw that he had done a rather stupid thing by saying what he just said. As a veritable hailstorm of fireballs began to fly off in Talon's general direction, Talon set up one of his many light shields and proceeded to run away. The fireballs were more dangerous than Talon thought and Silver was more dangerous than he bargained for. Several of them bounced off of his light shield and were lodged in the wall. By the time Talon had managed to circle the whole compound and came back to where they originally started this chase, the lodged fireballs began to attack him rapidly. Finally, he lay down on the ground with Silver's high heeled boots stepping down on his stomach.

"Now, how would you like to be done?" Silver asked. "Rare, medium or WELL DONE?"

"Err…sorry?" Talon twitched.

(Kanako: Silver, Kebinu MAY have put me up to that. *whistling innocently*)

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"GAAAAHHH!!" Edwards ran away as fast as he could from not one but two goddesses, the Angel-tai and Eijentu, who were all in the same hot spring that he stupidly walked into. "It wasn't my fault!"

"Come back here you hentai!!!" Eijentu cried out, firing both her handguns in his general direction.

"You are the shame of the Knights of Motoko!" Motoko cried out, charging several powerful lightning bolts on her sword.

"I'm sorry!" Edwards didn't want to stop running, he could see Kitsune's ice spears, Eijentu's and the Angel-tai's guns, Motoko's lightning blasts, all chasing after him. "I don't want to die yet!"

"I have to silence him! He may have seen what I was doing to Forte-san!" Eijentu thought to herself while she was shooting. "What would Boss Kitsune think if she found out?!"

"You'll never catch me!" he proudly declared as he was about to step out of the fortress. Suddenly, he found himself smashed into the wall telepathically.

"I should have done that sooner." Mint smiled as she and the other girls approached. "Motoko-sama, what do we do to him now?"

"The KoM laws call for a castration." Motoko said, shining her katana.

"Out of the way!" Talon, with his clothes burning, ran past them. "Out of my way!"

"What the…" was the collective response. Until a giant fireball blasted them off.

"Come back here Talon!" this time, it was Naru chasing him. He had made the mistake of walking in on her and Kebinu while he was being 'crowned'. "You stupid hentai!"

"Get back here Andrew so I can barbecue you!" Silver was close behind Naru, launching her own fireballs at the poor man. "How dare you read my diary?!"

"Mind if I hide here you guys?" Talon asked as he entered Kana and Kanako' chamber. He looked at them and breathed a sigh of relief. Nothing was going on except that the two of them were drinking some red wine. "Naru and Silver both want my head on a silver platter. No pun intended."

"Sure." Kanako then stood up, sat Talon down and tied him down with the room's shadows. Suddenly, she opened the door and there, waiting, were Naru and Silver. "Here he is."

"Thanks." Naru said as she dragged Talon off by the legs. "We owe you one."

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The Cathedral of Shadows was now completely trashed. Baka-Alaskan had searched everywhere in that shadowy structure and found only the Grimoire. He knew he had to escape quickly, Kana's eight Dragons that he keeps as pets and military pets would be back soon and with most of the Book of Shadow's powers used to keep Shinobu from running away, he was powerless against them. Frustrated, he made the only assumption that he could make: Kana hid it somewhere else. He moved to his small jet, he decided to try and use the old satellite surveillance system of what was once the SASA to try and find it. He landed near an old SASA military facility, finding the destroyed the ruins of the Tama-zilla and the wreckage of the Death Roach. He moved towards the control panel.

"The Necronomicon should have a rather powerful magical energy signature." He thought as he pressed several buttons. "I'll find it."

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"Help us! Somebody help us!" Edwards' and Talon's combined cries for help echoed throughout the fortress. "Kana HELP!!!!"

To Be Continued…

Kanako: Finale next chapter. It will be, a lot less humorous and nasty as Hell. Will Baka-Alaskan's plan comes into fruition? Will Shinobu be transformed into the ultimate power? What will happen to the ones that survive? Will ANYONE even survive? Now, to work on my next project: "The Corp", which should prove to be an interesting thing. Secret underground organizations, plans for world domination, the KGB, evil men and women and Mutsumi-san!