Disclaimer: I don't own Inu yasha or any of the characters in this fanfiction. That honor goes to Rumiko Takahashie (Did I spell it right?) So let's have a round of applause for her brillant mind!!!!! Anyway, the only thing I do own in this story, is the Wedgie song. It is a product of my twisted mind, that can only be produced by lack of sleep and/or tons of sugar. ^_^ Now that that's over with, get to reading! ^_^

THE WEDGIE SONG ^_^
The scene opens on the Inu gang at their latest campsite. Shippo is lying on top of a very large pile of Pixie Stix wrappers.

Shippo: SUGAR! NEED MORE SUGAR!!!!

Inu yasha: *Walks over and pounds Shippo on the head a few times to shut him up. Shippo starts to run away, but Inu yasha grabs him by the back of his Pants and hoists him up to Eye level* Where do you think you're going!?

Shippo: O_O WEDGIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All except Shippo: *Blink Blink*

Shippo: *Wriggles out of Inu yasha's grasp* I feel a song comin' on! ^_^ *Dances around while the others stare on in horror* Here it comes!!!!

I have a Wedgie I don't know why, It's up my butt, I wanna say Goodbye! All I know is when it's up there it moves around. It doesn't make me happy, it makes me frown.

I'm singin'

Get lost Wedgie everything is all right. It's the thing that's up my butt at night. And if it, wants to leave that'll be ok. I just wish that Wedgie would go away

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All except Shippo: O___________O
Well, did you like it?! However, I must apologize. I wrote this at One O' clock in the morning. I usually lose my sanity around that time, and this is just one of the horrifying results. (Trust Me. you don't want to know what else has happened.) Don't ask me what possessed me to write the Wedgie song, because I honestly couldn't tell you. Anyway, please review. I want to hear your thoughts on this weather they're good or bad. Just don't be too brutal. ^_^

~¤~ Polishing Stars ~¤~

P.S. My fic "No one else but you" is taking me longer then I expected it to, to fix up, so enjoy this piece of humor while you wait! ^_^ Oh yeah! PLEASE review!!! ^_^