LOZfest
*Screen fizzles in*
Sorrow: Thanks for the reviews guys....All you others...For shame...And as for the who is M, A, N and T question...You'll find out in a later story....Now...Onto the Sabbath stage...
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Link, Zelda, Gannondorf, Tingle and Skullkid walk in through the VIP entrance and happen to be just by the Sabbath stage.
All: Cool
Ozzy: *Walks up to the mike* Is-is-is th-this o...on? Is it F***in' on? JACK!
Jack: *Runs on and flicks the on switch* There Dad
Ozzy: -.- Stupid Switch...K Hyrule, this first song is called Moblins...So get those hands up and make some noise!!!
Crowd: *Mexican wave around "pit"* Yay
Ozzy: Villains gathered in their masses
Just like Stalfos at black masses
Gannon's mind that plots destruction
A sorcerer of death's construction
In the fields the bodies burning as the war machine keeps turning
Death and hatred to mankind
Poisoning their pig like minds... Oh lord yeah!
*Picture of Hyrule Castle on fire on the OHP, followed by a Stalchild kicking a guard into the moat*
Dungeon bosses hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to the poor
*Shows all the bosses in the "dark world", Dark Link
turns and terminates the camera*
Time will tell on his power mind
Making war just for fun
Treating others just like pawns in chess
Wait 'till his judgment day comes, Oh yeah!
*Close up of Gannon*
Now in darkness, world stops turning
as the Castle is no longer burning
No more moblins of the power
Hand of Link has struck the hour
Day of judgment, Link is calling on their knees, the moblins crawling
Begging mercy for their sins
Gannon, laughing, spreads his wings
ALL RIGHT NOW!
*Link finishing of Gannon and in the background a larger Gannon with wings twirling souls around his little finger*
Link: That was so COOL *jumps up and down like a hyper bunny*
Gannondorf: -.-
Ozzy: Ohkay Ohkay....Next...Urm? BOB? What's next?
Bob: *Runs out and whispers to Ozzy*
Ozzy: Can we play that?
Bob: *Nods*
Ozzy: Ohkay...Next up...Iron Knuckle/Super Dark Nut...
Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all,
Or if he moves will he fall?
Is he alive or dead?
Has he thoughts within his head?
We'll just pass him there
why should we even care?
*OHP shows a suit of armour, standing alone in a dusty corner of a museum*
He was turned to steel
By Gannon's feared magnetic field
When he traveled time
To destroy the future of mankind
*The Armour's eyes ignite*
Nobody wants him
He just stares at the world
Planning his vengeance
that he will soon unfurl
Now the time is here
for Super Dark Nut to spread fear
Vengeance from the grave
Kills the people he once saved
*The armour charges around with a bloody mace in hand, swinging
it a people and pillars, bringing them crashing to the floor*
Nobody wants him
They just turn their heads
Nobody helps him
Now he has his revenge
Heavy boots of lead
fills his victims full of dread
Running as fast as they can
Iron Knuckle lives again!
*Shows N64 Iron Knuckle exploding and a Wind Waker Dark Nut towering over Link*
Gannondorf: Woooo
Skullkid: *Hiding behind Tingle* is it over?
Zelda: *Creeps up behind him* Boo?
Skullkid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAah *jumps*
All 'cept Skullkid: Hah
Ozzy: *drinking from a starbucks cup* refreshing....Well this last song...is called taking my life to live....
OHS: OZZfest sponsored by Starbucks Coffee...
Ozzy: Well people look and people stare
Well I don't think you even care
You fight your life away and what does she give?
You're only taking my life to live
Taking my life to live
Taking my life to live
*Shows a fairy flying around Link and fading out*
Take a look around, what do you see?
The poor, the dead and misery
It's not the way that the world was meant
It's a pity you don't understand
Taking my life to live
Taking my life to live
*Shows the market of Adult Link, all the Redeads are on fire*
I'm telling you
Believe fairies
Nobody else will tell you
Open your eyes
And see the lies, oh yeah
*Link in a Great Fairy shrine, his eyes doing the "shocked" look*
You think I'm crazy and baby
I know that it's true
Before that you know it I think
That you'll go crazy too
I don't know if I'm up or down
Whether black is white or blue is brown
The colors of my life are all different somehow
Little boy blue's a big girl now
So you think it's me who's strange
But you've never had to make the change
Never give your trust away
You'll end up paying till your dying day
*Shows Link, lying on the floor, a sword through his chest and a fairy flying of with his money*
Ozzy: Thanks for coming Pig F***ers!!!
Link: That song sucked old school!
Tingle: So many fairies, I must fly with them!
All 'cept Tingle: o.O Eh?
Zelda: Oh well...So where next?!?
The Zelda crew head off into the crowd towards the next big band...
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Sorrow: Ohkay...This time...You, the reviewers get to pick the band that's playing next...Kewl? You bet...If I get enough feedback I could have another chapter up by Sunday...Half 6 ENGLISH time....Till next time
*Screen fizzles out, leaving Sorrow*
Sorrow: Not cool
*Exits, stage left*