Shippo and Kagome sit at a table waiting for Inu Yasha to show up. After a few minutes and constantly checking her watch, Kagome jumps up from the table. Kagome: RAAH! Where IS Inu Yasha?! Shippo: -_____- me so hungry... Kagome: We have been waiting here for him for about a MILLION years! Shippo: *Breaking into a song* When I'm hungry for some mushroooommmms! I go and eat 'em! *Jumps off of the table and over to a mushroom growing out of the ground* Kagome: Shippo...O________O are you ok? Shippo: *Licks the mushroom* LICK THAT MUSHROOM YOUNG GRASSHOPPA!!! Kagome: O___O ok... you do that... *All of a sudden Miroku shows up* Kagome: MIROKU! A SANE person!!! Miroku: o_______o hello to you too... Shippo: I like to SING-A! *Kagome hits Shippo over the head with a mushroom* Shippo: waaah! I was still licking my way to VICTORY! Miroku: HOLY SHIT! *whacks Shippo on the head* Shippo: AHH! What was THAT for!? Miroku: oh...sorry...I thought you were a overgrown rodent...which you are... but...ya know. Kagome: ok...maybe Miroku isn't a sane person... *Inu Yasha shows up with a dress on* Kagome: Inu....Yasha?? Inu Yasha:(With a cheesy woman-like voice) Mother always told me to look the best... but she was just DRIPPING in DIAMONDS, darling. You know. Shikkon. So special she was. Until she married Angus. Would you Full Frontal ANGUS? Dear LORD! Kagome: Full.... Frontal? Inu Yasha: Snogging, deary. Snogging. Miroku: Ahh... *Shippo climbs on Miroku's head and pats a beat* Shippo: Full Frontal with Anguuuus! Smells like CHEEEEESE! Everyone: O____O Inu Yasha: You know... he does smell like cheese... Kagome: I'm not so hungry after all...