Oompa Loompa's verses the Munchkins!!!!!!
~*The Battle of the Mini-Me's*~
Johnny: That's right everyone!
Nick: its time ffoorrr...
JG & ND: The Battle of the Mini-Me's!
Jade: *cheers* GO OOMPAS! HIT! KILL! DDIIEEE!!!
Luna: *shrill whistle* GO OOMPA'S! BEAT SOME MUNCHKIN ASS!
Johnny: o fuck.. I thought we had security guards outside to door to keep these two out of here!!
Luna: oohhh you mean THOSE security guards?*jabs a thumb behind her*
Security Guards: *are curled up in small slightly twitching balls, wide-eyed, and muttering to eachother mentally*
Nick:.....
Johnny:.......*puts on a football helmet* well, it's been nice knowing you Nick....
Nick: shit... we're doomed... *puts on an army helmet*
Jade: yeah now get going with the damn match!*Points the shotgun at Nick and clicks it*
Nick: *kicks jade* GO TO HELL! I"M NOT DOING ANYTHING WHILE YOUR UP HERE!
Johnny: NICK YOU JACKASS! SSUURREE SMART GET HER PISSED SO EARLY IN THE MATCH WHY DON'T YOU!?
Jade: *gets into an all out fight with nick*
Luna: *shoves Johnny away from the announcers booth and grabs the mic*
Johnny: HEY! THATS MY MIC. DAMMIT!
Luna: *sprays mace in Johnny's eyes* ITS MINE NOW!
Johnny: OH FFFUUCCCKK!!! MY EYES! MY EYES!
Luna: *shouts over Johnny's screaming* in the blue corner from Munchkin Land we have ... the Munchkins!!!
Munchkins: *high pitched-helium-filled-voices* THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD! WHERE'S THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD!?
Everyone:.......
Luna:...... erm... and in the RED corner! the little chocolate making mini-me's from jades mind! the Oompa Loompa's!
Oompas: oompa loompa doopity doo! we've got an excellent strategy for the fight oh yes we do!
Luna:.... this is gonna be priceless.... what do you think jade?
Jade: *sits up on a chair beside luna and grabs nick's mic. * seems like a good match to me!
Nick: *is in a bloody mangled heap in a corner**twitches*
Johnny: *is in a dark corner rocking back and forth with his eyes twitching from the mace*
Jade & Luna: over to you Debbie!
Debbie: thanks! lets get some words from our competitors! Munchkins any words before the match?
Munchkins: we welcome you to Munchkin Land! to Munchkin Land! to Munchkin Land!
Debbie:......*edge away from the munchkins who are greedily eating pixie sticks* erm... Oompa's! any words before the match?
Oompas: OOMPA LOOMPA DOOPITY DOO! THOSE DAMN HELIUM-HIGH MUNCHKINS ARE GONNA BURN!!
Debbie:.... sounds umm.. promising..*gets out of the ring as Mills Lane heads into the ring*
Mills Lane: alright! *looks at the munchkins* you! lil helium-pixie-stick-high mini-me's! no mooning after the match!
Munchkins: *series of boo's and whines*
Everyone:........
Luna:..... tmi......
Jade:.....just....no.....
Mills Lane:.... and you! crazy psychotic oompa things! you go RIGHT back to jades mind after the match! if you don't orange skin is gonna fly!
Oompas: *grumble amongst themselves*
VERY LOUD EXPLOSION SOUND
Everyone:......
Nick & Johnny: *are fighting to get back at their seats*
Luna: *tosses another grenade at them*
Jade: *starts shooting nick with her shotgun*
Mills Lane:...... anyway.... LETS GET IT ON!
Munchkins: *series of helium-voiced shrieks*
Oompas: *grab pitchforks and start stabbing the Munckins*
Munchkins: *swear and curse loudly* ^%$#^%$# OOMPA LOOMPAS! *starts chucking oversized candy at the oompas*
~*series of cheers and whistles from the audience*~
Oompas: *eat the candy and use a flamethrower to burn all the munchkins*
Munchkins: *screetch and scream**pull out the smurf creator**sends an army of smurfs after the oompas*
Smurfs: BWHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEEEE!!!! *attack the oompas*
Oompas: *shriek and shake the smurfs off**captures the smurfs in mouse traps**set mutant rabid gerbils on the munchkins*
Munchkins: *act retarded and hug the mutant gerbils*
Gerbils: RRRRAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!*eats a munchkins' face*
Munchkins: *scream*
Gerbils: *defeat the munchkins and start to advance on the audience*
Mills Lane: *raise one of the oompa's arms* I DECLARE THE OOMPAS THE WINNERS! FUCK SOMEONE GET THE A.S.P.C.A TO GET RID OF THE RABID GERBILS AND A CLEAN UP CREW!
Luna + Jade: *have successfully gotten Nick and Johnny to rock back and forth murmuring to eachother*
Nick: my parents told me to be a dentist but OOHHH NNNOOOO!!! I just HAD to be a CDM Host....
Johnny: *whimper*
Jade: Well since Nick and Johnny are currently lost within their own warped, fragile little minds....
Luna: Good Fight!
Jade: Good Night!
Luna and Jade: ^_^
~*The Battle of the Mini-Me's*~
Johnny: That's right everyone!
Nick: its time ffoorrr...
JG & ND: The Battle of the Mini-Me's!
Jade: *cheers* GO OOMPAS! HIT! KILL! DDIIEEE!!!
Luna: *shrill whistle* GO OOMPA'S! BEAT SOME MUNCHKIN ASS!
Johnny: o fuck.. I thought we had security guards outside to door to keep these two out of here!!
Luna: oohhh you mean THOSE security guards?*jabs a thumb behind her*
Security Guards: *are curled up in small slightly twitching balls, wide-eyed, and muttering to eachother mentally*
Nick:.....
Johnny:.......*puts on a football helmet* well, it's been nice knowing you Nick....
Nick: shit... we're doomed... *puts on an army helmet*
Jade: yeah now get going with the damn match!*Points the shotgun at Nick and clicks it*
Nick: *kicks jade* GO TO HELL! I"M NOT DOING ANYTHING WHILE YOUR UP HERE!
Johnny: NICK YOU JACKASS! SSUURREE SMART GET HER PISSED SO EARLY IN THE MATCH WHY DON'T YOU!?
Jade: *gets into an all out fight with nick*
Luna: *shoves Johnny away from the announcers booth and grabs the mic*
Johnny: HEY! THATS MY MIC. DAMMIT!
Luna: *sprays mace in Johnny's eyes* ITS MINE NOW!
Johnny: OH FFFUUCCCKK!!! MY EYES! MY EYES!
Luna: *shouts over Johnny's screaming* in the blue corner from Munchkin Land we have ... the Munchkins!!!
Munchkins: *high pitched-helium-filled-voices* THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD! WHERE'S THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD!?
Everyone:.......
Luna:...... erm... and in the RED corner! the little chocolate making mini-me's from jades mind! the Oompa Loompa's!
Oompas: oompa loompa doopity doo! we've got an excellent strategy for the fight oh yes we do!
Luna:.... this is gonna be priceless.... what do you think jade?
Jade: *sits up on a chair beside luna and grabs nick's mic. * seems like a good match to me!
Nick: *is in a bloody mangled heap in a corner**twitches*
Johnny: *is in a dark corner rocking back and forth with his eyes twitching from the mace*
Jade & Luna: over to you Debbie!
Debbie: thanks! lets get some words from our competitors! Munchkins any words before the match?
Munchkins: we welcome you to Munchkin Land! to Munchkin Land! to Munchkin Land!
Debbie:......*edge away from the munchkins who are greedily eating pixie sticks* erm... Oompa's! any words before the match?
Oompas: OOMPA LOOMPA DOOPITY DOO! THOSE DAMN HELIUM-HIGH MUNCHKINS ARE GONNA BURN!!
Debbie:.... sounds umm.. promising..*gets out of the ring as Mills Lane heads into the ring*
Mills Lane: alright! *looks at the munchkins* you! lil helium-pixie-stick-high mini-me's! no mooning after the match!
Munchkins: *series of boo's and whines*
Everyone:........
Luna:..... tmi......
Jade:.....just....no.....
Mills Lane:.... and you! crazy psychotic oompa things! you go RIGHT back to jades mind after the match! if you don't orange skin is gonna fly!
Oompas: *grumble amongst themselves*
VERY LOUD EXPLOSION SOUND
Everyone:......
Nick & Johnny: *are fighting to get back at their seats*
Luna: *tosses another grenade at them*
Jade: *starts shooting nick with her shotgun*
Mills Lane:...... anyway.... LETS GET IT ON!
Munchkins: *series of helium-voiced shrieks*
Oompas: *grab pitchforks and start stabbing the Munckins*
Munchkins: *swear and curse loudly* ^%$#^%$# OOMPA LOOMPAS! *starts chucking oversized candy at the oompas*
~*series of cheers and whistles from the audience*~
Oompas: *eat the candy and use a flamethrower to burn all the munchkins*
Munchkins: *screetch and scream**pull out the smurf creator**sends an army of smurfs after the oompas*
Smurfs: BWHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEEEE!!!! *attack the oompas*
Oompas: *shriek and shake the smurfs off**captures the smurfs in mouse traps**set mutant rabid gerbils on the munchkins*
Munchkins: *act retarded and hug the mutant gerbils*
Gerbils: RRRRAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!*eats a munchkins' face*
Munchkins: *scream*
Gerbils: *defeat the munchkins and start to advance on the audience*
Mills Lane: *raise one of the oompa's arms* I DECLARE THE OOMPAS THE WINNERS! FUCK SOMEONE GET THE A.S.P.C.A TO GET RID OF THE RABID GERBILS AND A CLEAN UP CREW!
Luna + Jade: *have successfully gotten Nick and Johnny to rock back and forth murmuring to eachother*
Nick: my parents told me to be a dentist but OOHHH NNNOOOO!!! I just HAD to be a CDM Host....
Johnny: *whimper*
Jade: Well since Nick and Johnny are currently lost within their own warped, fragile little minds....
Luna: Good Fight!
Jade: Good Night!
Luna and Jade: ^_^