~*The Battle of the Idiots*~
SPONSERED BY:
Insanity Productions
Insanity Productions: Bringing you your daily dose of
INSANITY....
MMMWWWWHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!
Luna: ......who the hell just did that 'Insanity Productions' crap?
Jade: I have no clue.... god that was jacked....
Luna: wait... where's Johnny and Nick??
Jade: dunno
Johnny: *hiding under his desk*
Nick: *hiding in a cabnit*
Luna + Jade:........
Luna: GET OUT HERE DAMMIT!
Usagi: *pressing random buttons**alarms and sounds go off*
Minako: *stares off into space*
Luna: jade, you get nick and johnny out here and i'll get Usagi and Minako out and into the ring
Jade: alright
Luna: *comes up behind Usagi and Minako and knocks them out with, what else?, a frying pan**drags them off and into separate corners of the ring**comes back* ^_^
Jade: *drags Johnny and Nick out from their hiding places* GET ON WITH THE DAMN MATCH! We've already wasted 5 minutes!!
Nick: *grumbles*
Luna:... Nick your just asking for it today aren't ya?
Johnny: anyway...
Nick: *clears throat* Thats right everyone! It's time fooorrrrr!!!
ND+JG: THE BATTLE OF THE IDIOTS!
Johnny: *serious tone* todays match is sponsored by Insanity Productions. Insanity Productions: Bringing you your daily dose of INSANITY....*evil manic laughter* MMMWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!*goes back to a serious look*
Jade:.... what the fuck man....
Luna: is he high on something? or drunk? Nick did you make sure he took his medication before we started this?
Nick: dunno.... anywayz.... IN THE RED CORNER! We have Usagi Tsukino!
Audience: *cheers and claps waiting for Usagi to enter the ring*
~*~*cricket cricket*~*~
Nick: umm? IN THE RED CORNER! We have USAGI TSUKINO!
Audience: *cheers and claps again*
~*~*cricket cricket*~*~
Johnny: WHERE THE HELL IS USAGI!?!?!
Luna: I DONT FREAKIN KNOW! GET A SEARCH PARTY ON HER OR SOMETHING!
Jade: _
Usagi: *dashes out and into the ring, only to run into one of the poles and then stagger back enough to slam into another one*
Nick, Jade, + Luna:..........~*cricket cricket*~
Johnny: *hyper "i've-either-had-beer-or-i've-lost-it" laughter*
Luna:.... can someone just.... knock him out or... something? O.o;;
Jade: *shoots Johnny with her shotgun*
Nick: i guess that works too... just as long as its not me
Jade: who said anything about not shooting you?
Nick: *gulp**panicy look* ANYWAY!!!! In the BLUE corner... we have... Minako Aino!
Audience: *clap and cheer*
Minako: *gingerly bounces/walks into the ring* HI PEOPLENESSES! *ditzy/blonde/obilvious look*
Nick: anyone else see a reaalllyyyy long match starting?
Jade + Luna: *raise hands*
Luna: I know them both... so if worse-comes-to-worse I can get them fighting...*evil smile*
Jade: can we get the damn match started already? and someone get Johnny's dead body outta here!!
Security Guards: *bust in the door, pick up Johnny, and then jog/run back out of the room*
Jade: O_O;; o...kay....
One of the Security Guards: *walks back* Sorry I forgot to close the door!*closes the door*
Everyone: ........
Nick: let's go over to Debbie!!
Debbie: alright, now that we're *FINALLY* started this match... let's get some words from our competitors!! Usagi, any words you'd like to share with us before the match??
Usagi: OOOoooooOOO.... the StArZz...*starry eyed from hitting herself on the poles*
Debbie... oh for GODS SAKE!*slaps Usagi*
Usagi: wha?! WHA!?! oh... umm... I'm hungry...
Debbie:.... _ stupid blonde...*walks over to Minako: Minako, any words before the match?
Minako: *hums while brushing her hair**completely oblivious to anyone else*
Debbie: god dammit I CANNOT take this anymore!!!*stalks off to the sidelines*
Mills Lane: *walks out into the ring with Luna* Luna dammit get these stupid blondes ready to fight....
Luna: WILL DO!!!*whispers someone to Usagi, who suddenly looks really pissed off**leans over and whispers something to Minako, who also looks really pissed off* All done! ^^ *walks back up to where Jade and Nick are*
Mills Lane: ALRIGHT! You!*points at Minako* I've seen a few of your pictures! Nothing gay!
Minako: I AM NOT FREAKIN GAY!
Mills Lane: sssuuurreeee you aren't... and as for you!*points at Usagi* anything you break, you pay for dammit!
Usagi: *grumbles*
Mills Lane: alright... LETS GET IT ON!!
Minako: *carefully goes in a circle with Usagi doing the same thing but staying infront of Minako*
Usagi: OH SCREW THIS!!*lunges at Minako and starts pulling out her hair*
Nick: OOOO!!! CAT FIGHT!!!
Jade: SHUDDAP NICK!!
Minako: *grabs Usagi by her pigtails and whips her around in circles*
Usagi: *grabs Minako's earrings and rips them out**starts beating the crap outta Minako*
Minako: *flips Usagi over her and into the far wall*
Usagi: *screams**looks REALLY pissed off**pushes off from the wall she crashed into and slams Minako into and across the floor* DIE DIE DDIIEE!!!
Nick: *sits there laughing his ass off, recording the entire fight* this is SOOO a good example of a cat fight....
Luna: *falls backward off of her chair laughing*
Minako: *grabs a chainsaw and starts slicing Usagi like mad*
Usagi: *yanks one of Minako's fingers off and feeds it to a mutant rabid gerbil sitting conveniently at her left*
Minako: *grabs a pitchfork and slams it into Usagi*
~*~*blood goes everywhere*~*~
Usagi: THATS IT! DIE BITCH!*grabs one big-ass sword**slices Minako's head off* MWHAHAHAHAHAHA! TAKE THAT BBIITTCCCHH!!! I BET YOU FEEL STUPID NOW HUH BBIIITTTCCCHH?!?!!?!?
Mills Lane: O_o; *raises Usagi's arm* I DECLARE USAGI THE WINNER! DAMMIT SOMEONE GET THE EMERGANCY CLEAN UP CREW!
Jade: Luna W...T...F did you tell those two to get them so pissed off!?
Luna: well, I told Usagi that Minako had been having an affair with Mamoru-kun...
Jade + Nick: O.o;;
Luna: and then I told Minako and Usagi was gonna take her spot at a singing/beauty contest
Jade + Nick: O_O
Luna: ^_^ hehe!
Nick: anyways.... *cough* since I got the catfight taped and there's nothing else to do......
Johnny: *busts in looking mental/freaky/zombie like* MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!
Luna, Nick, + Jade: O_O omg.....
Johnny: *finally ends his manic laughter**collapses*
Luna, Jade, + Nick: O_O.....
Jade:... can we end this?
Luna: please?
Nick:...right.... well... GOOD FIGHT!
Luna + Jade: GOOD NIGHT!
~*~*~*~*~END~*~*~*~*~*~
SPONSERED BY:
Insanity Productions
Insanity Productions: Bringing you your daily dose of
INSANITY....
MMMWWWWHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!
Luna: ......who the hell just did that 'Insanity Productions' crap?
Jade: I have no clue.... god that was jacked....
Luna: wait... where's Johnny and Nick??
Jade: dunno
Johnny: *hiding under his desk*
Nick: *hiding in a cabnit*
Luna + Jade:........
Luna: GET OUT HERE DAMMIT!
Usagi: *pressing random buttons**alarms and sounds go off*
Minako: *stares off into space*
Luna: jade, you get nick and johnny out here and i'll get Usagi and Minako out and into the ring
Jade: alright
Luna: *comes up behind Usagi and Minako and knocks them out with, what else?, a frying pan**drags them off and into separate corners of the ring**comes back* ^_^
Jade: *drags Johnny and Nick out from their hiding places* GET ON WITH THE DAMN MATCH! We've already wasted 5 minutes!!
Nick: *grumbles*
Luna:... Nick your just asking for it today aren't ya?
Johnny: anyway...
Nick: *clears throat* Thats right everyone! It's time fooorrrrr!!!
ND+JG: THE BATTLE OF THE IDIOTS!
Johnny: *serious tone* todays match is sponsored by Insanity Productions. Insanity Productions: Bringing you your daily dose of INSANITY....*evil manic laughter* MMMWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!*goes back to a serious look*
Jade:.... what the fuck man....
Luna: is he high on something? or drunk? Nick did you make sure he took his medication before we started this?
Nick: dunno.... anywayz.... IN THE RED CORNER! We have Usagi Tsukino!
Audience: *cheers and claps waiting for Usagi to enter the ring*
~*~*cricket cricket*~*~
Nick: umm? IN THE RED CORNER! We have USAGI TSUKINO!
Audience: *cheers and claps again*
~*~*cricket cricket*~*~
Johnny: WHERE THE HELL IS USAGI!?!?!
Luna: I DONT FREAKIN KNOW! GET A SEARCH PARTY ON HER OR SOMETHING!
Jade: _
Usagi: *dashes out and into the ring, only to run into one of the poles and then stagger back enough to slam into another one*
Nick, Jade, + Luna:..........~*cricket cricket*~
Johnny: *hyper "i've-either-had-beer-or-i've-lost-it" laughter*
Luna:.... can someone just.... knock him out or... something? O.o;;
Jade: *shoots Johnny with her shotgun*
Nick: i guess that works too... just as long as its not me
Jade: who said anything about not shooting you?
Nick: *gulp**panicy look* ANYWAY!!!! In the BLUE corner... we have... Minako Aino!
Audience: *clap and cheer*
Minako: *gingerly bounces/walks into the ring* HI PEOPLENESSES! *ditzy/blonde/obilvious look*
Nick: anyone else see a reaalllyyyy long match starting?
Jade + Luna: *raise hands*
Luna: I know them both... so if worse-comes-to-worse I can get them fighting...*evil smile*
Jade: can we get the damn match started already? and someone get Johnny's dead body outta here!!
Security Guards: *bust in the door, pick up Johnny, and then jog/run back out of the room*
Jade: O_O;; o...kay....
One of the Security Guards: *walks back* Sorry I forgot to close the door!*closes the door*
Everyone: ........
Nick: let's go over to Debbie!!
Debbie: alright, now that we're *FINALLY* started this match... let's get some words from our competitors!! Usagi, any words you'd like to share with us before the match??
Usagi: OOOoooooOOO.... the StArZz...*starry eyed from hitting herself on the poles*
Debbie... oh for GODS SAKE!*slaps Usagi*
Usagi: wha?! WHA!?! oh... umm... I'm hungry...
Debbie:.... _ stupid blonde...*walks over to Minako: Minako, any words before the match?
Minako: *hums while brushing her hair**completely oblivious to anyone else*
Debbie: god dammit I CANNOT take this anymore!!!*stalks off to the sidelines*
Mills Lane: *walks out into the ring with Luna* Luna dammit get these stupid blondes ready to fight....
Luna: WILL DO!!!*whispers someone to Usagi, who suddenly looks really pissed off**leans over and whispers something to Minako, who also looks really pissed off* All done! ^^ *walks back up to where Jade and Nick are*
Mills Lane: ALRIGHT! You!*points at Minako* I've seen a few of your pictures! Nothing gay!
Minako: I AM NOT FREAKIN GAY!
Mills Lane: sssuuurreeee you aren't... and as for you!*points at Usagi* anything you break, you pay for dammit!
Usagi: *grumbles*
Mills Lane: alright... LETS GET IT ON!!
Minako: *carefully goes in a circle with Usagi doing the same thing but staying infront of Minako*
Usagi: OH SCREW THIS!!*lunges at Minako and starts pulling out her hair*
Nick: OOOO!!! CAT FIGHT!!!
Jade: SHUDDAP NICK!!
Minako: *grabs Usagi by her pigtails and whips her around in circles*
Usagi: *grabs Minako's earrings and rips them out**starts beating the crap outta Minako*
Minako: *flips Usagi over her and into the far wall*
Usagi: *screams**looks REALLY pissed off**pushes off from the wall she crashed into and slams Minako into and across the floor* DIE DIE DDIIEE!!!
Nick: *sits there laughing his ass off, recording the entire fight* this is SOOO a good example of a cat fight....
Luna: *falls backward off of her chair laughing*
Minako: *grabs a chainsaw and starts slicing Usagi like mad*
Usagi: *yanks one of Minako's fingers off and feeds it to a mutant rabid gerbil sitting conveniently at her left*
Minako: *grabs a pitchfork and slams it into Usagi*
~*~*blood goes everywhere*~*~
Usagi: THATS IT! DIE BITCH!*grabs one big-ass sword**slices Minako's head off* MWHAHAHAHAHAHA! TAKE THAT BBIITTCCCHH!!! I BET YOU FEEL STUPID NOW HUH BBIIITTTCCCHH?!?!!?!?
Mills Lane: O_o; *raises Usagi's arm* I DECLARE USAGI THE WINNER! DAMMIT SOMEONE GET THE EMERGANCY CLEAN UP CREW!
Jade: Luna W...T...F did you tell those two to get them so pissed off!?
Luna: well, I told Usagi that Minako had been having an affair with Mamoru-kun...
Jade + Nick: O.o;;
Luna: and then I told Minako and Usagi was gonna take her spot at a singing/beauty contest
Jade + Nick: O_O
Luna: ^_^ hehe!
Nick: anyways.... *cough* since I got the catfight taped and there's nothing else to do......
Johnny: *busts in looking mental/freaky/zombie like* MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!
Luna, Nick, + Jade: O_O omg.....
Johnny: *finally ends his manic laughter**collapses*
Luna, Jade, + Nick: O_O.....
Jade:... can we end this?
Luna: please?
Nick:...right.... well... GOOD FIGHT!
Luna + Jade: GOOD NIGHT!
~*~*~*~*~END~*~*~*~*~*~