~*SAILOR MOON BLOOPERZ!!*~
**I DO NOT OWN SAILOR MOON, NOR DO I TAKE CREDIT FOR SAILOR MOON. THESE ARE JUST SENSELESS BLOOPERZ. IF I DID OWN SAILOR MOON I'D BE A MILLIONAIR!!!!!!!**
Authors Note: YES I do realize that my name is based off Luna the cat but i am NOT in any of these blooperz... yet... and if I am i'll be 'Lunako' not 'Luna' or else it'd be SOOO confusing... wait... i just confused myself.... BRAIN FREEZE!!! AAAHH!!!!*runs away*
**NO, I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT I WAS ON WHEN I WROTE THESE...**
Episode: A Crystal Clear Destiny
Scene 3: Scouts Thank Sailor Venus!
DiC Director: All right cue crappy music!
*music plays*
Venus: We'll be a super team! *extends her hand*
Moon: *grabs her hand* Hey are we glad to have ya!
Mercury, Mars & Jupiter: *put their hands on top of moon's and Venus's
Scouts:.....*moment of silence*
Artimes:.... enough with the warm fuzzy moments-*gets cut off*
Luna: DID YOU ACTUALLY SAY THAT!? IT MADE THIS SCENE EVEN MORE GAY SOUNDING!
Scouts + Artimes:.......
Director:.... cut.... dammit luna...
Scene Director: ALRIGHT TAKE 2!
Luna: meeting at the temple tomorrow, got it?
Venus: right gotta book it see ya!*jumps up and onto a roof of a house with Artimes right behind her*
Mars: OH CRAP VENUS WATCH OUT FOR THE-!*gets cut off*
Venus: *trips on the corner of the roof and falls face first on the hard roof*
Scouts:........
Luna: HAHA! TAKE THAT DITZ BLONDE NO. 2!!!
Everyone:.......
Director:.... cut ... screw this scene for now ... and Luna wtf are you high on?
Luna:....*hides catnip*
Everyone:...... next scene!
Scene 10: Serena Hit Darien on the Back!
Serena: hey there's Darien!*snickers* HEY THERE'S A BEE ON YOUR BACK!*gets ready to hit him (while he's wounded but she doesn't realize it)*
Amy: *offset* SERENA NO! NOT YOUR RIGHT HAND YOUR LEFT-!
Serena: *uses her right hand, which has her kinda square book bag in it, and hits Darien right on the back where he's wounded*
Darien: AAGGHH!!! CCRRRAAAPPP!!!*falls down twitching*
Serena: umm.... oops.... uh... eh...*edges off set*
Scene 20: Mina Arrives At the Temple!
Mina: *walks up the steps and trips, going head on into concrete*
Amy, Raye + Lita:........
Mina: *twitches and goes in and out of consiousness* ah hahaha... OHMIGOD WHERE'D MY EYELINER GO!? hahaha....*goes out cold*
Amy, Raye + Lita:.........
Scene 26: Serena and Darien Run From the Giant Icicles!
Serena: *runs like a bat outta hell for the elevator with Darien beside her and has HUGE icicles falling just inches behind them*
Darien: c'mon hurry up!
Serena: *shrieks* MY HAIR! THE ICECICLE HAS LANDED ON MY HAAAIIRRR!!!!
Darien: *cuts it off*
Serena: *looks of total horror**falls onto the ground twitching* my hair... my hair.... my hair.... my hair.... my hair....
Darien:.........
Scene 31: Jupiter Blasts Down the Door to the Starlight Tower!
Jupiter: Mercury can you do a computer scan?
Mercury: *gaspuh* Serena's trapped in an elevator with Darien!
Venus: *gaspuh*
Mars: *twitches slightly* can we get 'em out?
Mercury: I don't think so ... everything is sealed!
Luna: we've got to get into that building!
Artimes: and quick!
Jupiter: *gathers energy* I call upon the great power of Jupiter ... help me bust into that building! JUPITER THUNDER CRRAASSHH!!
*electricity rockets towards the door then....*
Mercury: CRAP! SCATTER THE ELECTRICITY'S HEADING FOR UUSSS!!!!!
Scouts: *get electrocuted**smoke appears above their heads*
Director:....dammit....
Scene 35: the Scouts run up the stairs of the Starlight Tower!
Venus: *dashes up the stairs leading the scouts, looking determined, hair flying behind her!-*
Venus: *trips again and slams into the stairs as the other scouts trip on her*
Director: DAMMIT YOU ^%$^$% IDIOTS! GOD MINA YOUR SOME KINDA %^@^% BLONDE!
Venus: ah hahaha.... OMIGOD MY SKIRT TORE! ooo... the birdies...*dazed look*
Director: lhu...
Scene 38: The Firey Elevator!
Serena: Darien! Look! Fire!
Darien: aaahhh!
Serena: *thinks*Sailor Moon could get us out of this... but then Darien would find out who I really am! There's no choice! no fun getting toasted!
Serena: OOO!! YOUR GOING DOWN ZOICITE!!
Darien: huh?
Serena: MOON PRISM! PPOOWWEEERRR!!!!*she thrusts her hand up into the air*
*silence*
Director:... serena... aren't you supposed to be transforming...?
Serena: the damn batteries ran out again!!!
Scene 41: Darien becomes Tuxedo Mask!
Sailor Moon: get real zoicite he's not even here!
Darien: yes I am!
Sailor Moon: ehh.... you are?
Darien: uh huh..*pulls out a rose*
Sailor Moon: *thinks*he is tuxedo mask I cant believe it..
Darien: *transforms*
Sailor Moon: *thinks*cranky old Darien my dream hunk! This is gonna take some adjusting too!
Tuxedo Mask: *starts humming*
Sailor Moon:.... wth....
Tuxedo Mask: oh oops! sorry i had my headset on ^_^;
Sailor Moon: OH GOD....!*shakes head*
Scene 45: Tuxedo Mask and Zoicite fight!
Zoicite: ha...
Tuxedo Mask: AAHH!!
Sailor Moon: *continues tossing stones at Darien's head* HAHAHA! THAT'S FOR HAVING A HEADSET AND NOT TELLING ME!! BUWHAHAH!
Everyone:..........
Scene 48: The Rainbow Crystals become ONE!
Sailor Moon: *sits on her knees grieving over Darien**a strange light emits from one certain tear*
Malachite: *watches the crystals, and become surprised when they fly out and over to where Sailor Moon is*
Crystals: *fall on Sailor Moons head*
Sailor Moon: *goes unconsious*
Director:....dammit....
Scene Director: TAKE 2!
Crystals: *fall *lightly* from the sky**all of them rocket into Sailor Moons tear*
Luna: *gaspuh* the crystals! they're becoming one! *GASPUH!* THE IMPERIUM SILVER CRYSTAL!
Imperium Silver Crystal: *shatters*
Director: DAMMIT ITS SO HARD TO FIND GOOD PROPS THESE DAYS!
Scene Director: TAKE 3!
Imperium Silver Crystal: *attaches itself onto the Moon Wand*
Sailor Moon: *stands up looking like she's in a trance*
Scouts: *GASPUH!* ITS SAILOR MOON!
Mercury: She's the Moon Princess!
Mars: who'da thought?*grumbles*
Sailor Moon: *twirls and her scout uniform becomes a princess dress*
Director: FINALLY! WE GOT THROUGH THIS DAMNED EPISODE!*pops open a bottle of champange* WHOOHOO!
Scouts: FINALLY! PARTY WE MUST!!!
~*~*~*~*~*THE END*~*~*~*~*~*~
**Yes i know.... disturbing, ne? **
**I DO NOT OWN SAILOR MOON, NOR DO I TAKE CREDIT FOR SAILOR MOON. THESE ARE JUST SENSELESS BLOOPERZ. IF I DID OWN SAILOR MOON I'D BE A MILLIONAIR!!!!!!!**
Authors Note: YES I do realize that my name is based off Luna the cat but i am NOT in any of these blooperz... yet... and if I am i'll be 'Lunako' not 'Luna' or else it'd be SOOO confusing... wait... i just confused myself.... BRAIN FREEZE!!! AAAHH!!!!*runs away*
**NO, I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT I WAS ON WHEN I WROTE THESE...**
Episode: A Crystal Clear Destiny
Scene 3: Scouts Thank Sailor Venus!
DiC Director: All right cue crappy music!
*music plays*
Venus: We'll be a super team! *extends her hand*
Moon: *grabs her hand* Hey are we glad to have ya!
Mercury, Mars & Jupiter: *put their hands on top of moon's and Venus's
Scouts:.....*moment of silence*
Artimes:.... enough with the warm fuzzy moments-*gets cut off*
Luna: DID YOU ACTUALLY SAY THAT!? IT MADE THIS SCENE EVEN MORE GAY SOUNDING!
Scouts + Artimes:.......
Director:.... cut.... dammit luna...
Scene Director: ALRIGHT TAKE 2!
Luna: meeting at the temple tomorrow, got it?
Venus: right gotta book it see ya!*jumps up and onto a roof of a house with Artimes right behind her*
Mars: OH CRAP VENUS WATCH OUT FOR THE-!*gets cut off*
Venus: *trips on the corner of the roof and falls face first on the hard roof*
Scouts:........
Luna: HAHA! TAKE THAT DITZ BLONDE NO. 2!!!
Everyone:.......
Director:.... cut ... screw this scene for now ... and Luna wtf are you high on?
Luna:....*hides catnip*
Everyone:...... next scene!
Scene 10: Serena Hit Darien on the Back!
Serena: hey there's Darien!*snickers* HEY THERE'S A BEE ON YOUR BACK!*gets ready to hit him (while he's wounded but she doesn't realize it)*
Amy: *offset* SERENA NO! NOT YOUR RIGHT HAND YOUR LEFT-!
Serena: *uses her right hand, which has her kinda square book bag in it, and hits Darien right on the back where he's wounded*
Darien: AAGGHH!!! CCRRRAAAPPP!!!*falls down twitching*
Serena: umm.... oops.... uh... eh...*edges off set*
Scene 20: Mina Arrives At the Temple!
Mina: *walks up the steps and trips, going head on into concrete*
Amy, Raye + Lita:........
Mina: *twitches and goes in and out of consiousness* ah hahaha... OHMIGOD WHERE'D MY EYELINER GO!? hahaha....*goes out cold*
Amy, Raye + Lita:.........
Scene 26: Serena and Darien Run From the Giant Icicles!
Serena: *runs like a bat outta hell for the elevator with Darien beside her and has HUGE icicles falling just inches behind them*
Darien: c'mon hurry up!
Serena: *shrieks* MY HAIR! THE ICECICLE HAS LANDED ON MY HAAAIIRRR!!!!
Darien: *cuts it off*
Serena: *looks of total horror**falls onto the ground twitching* my hair... my hair.... my hair.... my hair.... my hair....
Darien:.........
Scene 31: Jupiter Blasts Down the Door to the Starlight Tower!
Jupiter: Mercury can you do a computer scan?
Mercury: *gaspuh* Serena's trapped in an elevator with Darien!
Venus: *gaspuh*
Mars: *twitches slightly* can we get 'em out?
Mercury: I don't think so ... everything is sealed!
Luna: we've got to get into that building!
Artimes: and quick!
Jupiter: *gathers energy* I call upon the great power of Jupiter ... help me bust into that building! JUPITER THUNDER CRRAASSHH!!
*electricity rockets towards the door then....*
Mercury: CRAP! SCATTER THE ELECTRICITY'S HEADING FOR UUSSS!!!!!
Scouts: *get electrocuted**smoke appears above their heads*
Director:....dammit....
Scene 35: the Scouts run up the stairs of the Starlight Tower!
Venus: *dashes up the stairs leading the scouts, looking determined, hair flying behind her!-*
Venus: *trips again and slams into the stairs as the other scouts trip on her*
Director: DAMMIT YOU ^%$^$% IDIOTS! GOD MINA YOUR SOME KINDA %^@^% BLONDE!
Venus: ah hahaha.... OMIGOD MY SKIRT TORE! ooo... the birdies...*dazed look*
Director: lhu...
Scene 38: The Firey Elevator!
Serena: Darien! Look! Fire!
Darien: aaahhh!
Serena: *thinks*Sailor Moon could get us out of this... but then Darien would find out who I really am! There's no choice! no fun getting toasted!
Serena: OOO!! YOUR GOING DOWN ZOICITE!!
Darien: huh?
Serena: MOON PRISM! PPOOWWEEERRR!!!!*she thrusts her hand up into the air*
*silence*
Director:... serena... aren't you supposed to be transforming...?
Serena: the damn batteries ran out again!!!
Scene 41: Darien becomes Tuxedo Mask!
Sailor Moon: get real zoicite he's not even here!
Darien: yes I am!
Sailor Moon: ehh.... you are?
Darien: uh huh..*pulls out a rose*
Sailor Moon: *thinks*he is tuxedo mask I cant believe it..
Darien: *transforms*
Sailor Moon: *thinks*cranky old Darien my dream hunk! This is gonna take some adjusting too!
Tuxedo Mask: *starts humming*
Sailor Moon:.... wth....
Tuxedo Mask: oh oops! sorry i had my headset on ^_^;
Sailor Moon: OH GOD....!*shakes head*
Scene 45: Tuxedo Mask and Zoicite fight!
Zoicite: ha...
Tuxedo Mask: AAHH!!
Sailor Moon: *continues tossing stones at Darien's head* HAHAHA! THAT'S FOR HAVING A HEADSET AND NOT TELLING ME!! BUWHAHAH!
Everyone:..........
Scene 48: The Rainbow Crystals become ONE!
Sailor Moon: *sits on her knees grieving over Darien**a strange light emits from one certain tear*
Malachite: *watches the crystals, and become surprised when they fly out and over to where Sailor Moon is*
Crystals: *fall on Sailor Moons head*
Sailor Moon: *goes unconsious*
Director:....dammit....
Scene Director: TAKE 2!
Crystals: *fall *lightly* from the sky**all of them rocket into Sailor Moons tear*
Luna: *gaspuh* the crystals! they're becoming one! *GASPUH!* THE IMPERIUM SILVER CRYSTAL!
Imperium Silver Crystal: *shatters*
Director: DAMMIT ITS SO HARD TO FIND GOOD PROPS THESE DAYS!
Scene Director: TAKE 3!
Imperium Silver Crystal: *attaches itself onto the Moon Wand*
Sailor Moon: *stands up looking like she's in a trance*
Scouts: *GASPUH!* ITS SAILOR MOON!
Mercury: She's the Moon Princess!
Mars: who'da thought?*grumbles*
Sailor Moon: *twirls and her scout uniform becomes a princess dress*
Director: FINALLY! WE GOT THROUGH THIS DAMNED EPISODE!*pops open a bottle of champange* WHOOHOO!
Scouts: FINALLY! PARTY WE MUST!!!
~*~*~*~*~*THE END*~*~*~*~*~*~
**Yes i know.... disturbing, ne? **