Hey everyone!! Wow... two chapters in one day!!
A NEW RECORD MWHAHAHAH!!!!
Anywayz, this is a ramble for all you Chibi-usa/Rini haters and it also implies a few things between Usagi & Mamoru/Serena & Darien.

this is one of the reasons that this book thingy is rated R people!!!!!

ENJOY!!!!
**I seriously have nothing against Chibi-usa, but I've come across these points with some of my BFF's like Hops and Jade ^_^**
SO, YOUR A SLUT?
Kakyu: Hello and welcome to "So Your A Slut"!!! Today, we have none other that Small Lady Serenity a.k.a CHIBI-USA!!!

Chibi-usa: *in her tiny little school outfit with deep red lipstick etc etc etc basically, she looks like a slut*

Kakyu: So Chibi-usa, your a slut. What brought up this change?

Chibi-usa: Well, my Daddy wears pink, the entire family thinks he's gay, and I think my Mommy cheated on him because how is it that I got pink hair when my mom's a blonde and my dad's got black hair!??! I mean HELLO blonde+black=pink?!?!?!!!?!

Kakyu: a very good point. Exactly how many people have you ""been"" with?

Chibi-usa: Well, I was with my Dad for a little while and after that I went with this guy i think his name was Rubious of the Black Moon jackass's... then I went with Perraru a REALLY hott fairy boy, and after that I went with Helios and OH MY GOD was he HOTT!!!

Kakyu: Wow Chibi-usa!!! Your quite a slut!!!

Chibi-usa: damn straight!!

Kakyu: I've heard that you were also with one of your school friends Melissa?

Chibi-usa: oh yeah, but that was just the beginning*waves a hand to dismiss the topic*

Kakyu: who are you with right now?

Chibi-usa: currently, I'm with Yaten since Taiki turned him down, ya get my drift?

Kakyu: ahh i see....

Chibi-usa: *turns to the cameraman and blows a kiss* hey handsome.. whats up?

Camera Man: O_O...X_X...

Chibi-usa: *swings her hips from side to side and sits on the Camera Man's lap* ^_____^

Kakyu:!!!! THATS ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR TODAY!!! BUH-BYE!!! SECURITY!!!!!

Security Men: *chuck Chibi-usa into a closet and locks the door*

~*~*~*~The End~*~*~*~*~
ONCE AGAIN, I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST CHIBI-USA, TAIKI, YATEN, MAMORU, OR USAGI!!!! HOWEVER, I DO HATE RUBIOUS FROM THE BLACK MOON FAMILY!!!!!
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