In this story Max is 5 and Rachel is 8.
Location: Rachel's room.
Rachel Leeds is sitting in her room playing with her dolls. She picks up her favorite Barbie and then picks up her Ken. She begins to talk as Barbie and Ken.
Barbie: Oh Ken why did you cheat on me with Christy.
Ken: Because I'm a dumb guy and I'd be better off as rode kill.
Barbie Ok!
Rachel takes her Barbie car and runs over her Ken several times. She falls in a fit of giggles.
Max: You're a real weirdo you know that.
Rachel snaps her head around.
Rachel: What are you doing here!
Max smirks at her.
Max: You mom asked my dad if I could come play with you. You must need me too since you're such a weirdo!
Rachel's face turns red and her cheeks puff out. But then a smile replaces her frown.
Rachel: So you have to play with me right?
Max takes a few steps back.
Max: Uh yes.
Rachel smile broadens.
15 minutes later

Rachel: Does baby want his bottle.
Rachel stuffs a baby bottle in Max's mouth. Max groans.
Rachel: How's mommy's little baby?
Max pulls the bottle out of his mouth.
Max: You know I really hate you.
Rachel just laughs. Just then her mom walks in.
Rachel's Mom: How's iz it going in here?
Rachel smiles at her French mother.
Rachel: Great mommy. We're playing a cool game. I'm the mommy and Max is the baby.
Rachel's mother smiles.
Rachel's Mom: Zhat's good honey. You two have fun.
Rachel's Mom leaves the room.
Rachel smiles evilly at Max and picks up a big safety pin.
Rachel: Oh Max, time for a diaper change.
Max screams.
Max: Ok that's it. No more playing with you. You're crazy!
Max is surprised to see Rachel looks hurt. Rachel starts to cry softly. Max sighs.
Max: Rachel I didn't mean it like that. Don't cry.
Rachel only cries louder. Max shifts from one foot to the other.
Max: Oh come on Rachel please don't cry. I'm sorry ok. There you win. I'll play anything you want! Just don't cry!
Rachel sniffles.
Rachel: You'll play anything I want?
Max takes a few steps back.
Max: Yeah....
Rachel stops cry and smiles.
Ten Minutes Later!
Rachel's mother: And now I pronounce you boy and wife. Max you may kiss ze bride!