Chapter 3
Little Rogues
Location: Evil Villain Day Camp
Motto: Shaping the Kids of Today to be the Evil Villains of Tomorrow.
Evil Villain Teacher: Lesson two. If at first you don't succeed, bribe someone who can.
Teachers continues to talk.
Psycho: I hate school. I'd rather go do some...surgery on my neighbor's dog!
Dragonelle: No let's act out my favorite movie "The Master of Disguise."
Psycho: We can't act out that! He's a good guy!
Dragonelle: Oh poo. If I want to act it out. I'll act it out!
Psycho: Nuh uh.
Dragonelle: Uh huh.
Psycho: Nuh huh!
Dragonelle: UH HUH!!!!
Dread: Stop this!
Dragonelle and Psycho turn to see little John Dread.
Dragonelle rushes to Dread's side and grabs his arm.
Dragonelle: Oh John, you look so handsome in those new sunglasses.
Dread smiles.
Dread: Really? Cool. I got them for my 11th birthday.
Dragonelle swoons.
Psycho scoffs.
Psycho: They are not all that great.
Dragonelle: Yes, they are metal mouth!
She turns and looks at Dread dreamily.
Dragonelle: They make him look like a real grown-up super villain.
Dread smiles proudly.
Dread: That's what my mommy said.
Psycho mocks Dread.
Psycho: That's what my mommy said.
Dread frowns.
Dread: Stop mocking me.
Psycho: Stop mocking me.
Dread bawls up his fists.
Psycho bawls up his fists.
Dread: Stop it!
Psycho: Stop it!
Dread: I mean it!
Psycho: I mean it!
Dread: I'm going to tell teacher!
Psycho: I'm going to tell teacher!
Dread starts to cry.
Dragonelle: That's it! I'm taking you down metal mouth!
Dragonelle jumps on Psycho and soon has him in a headlock.
Dragonelle: Say sorry metal mouth, now!
Psycho: Ok. Sorry. I was just kidding anyways.
Dragonelle lets Psycho go. She walks over and looks at Dread.
Dragonelle: Wimp!
Dread: I'm not a wimp! I just don't want a time out!
Dragonelle shakes her head. Just then Le Etranger walks up
Le Etranger: Bonjour Cherie. I saw your heroics. And may I say I was very impressed.
Dragonelle smiles.
Le Etranger: Might I ask if you would grace me with your presence over some goldfish and juicy juice? It would certainly be a pleasure.
Dragonelle sighs dreamily.
Dragonelle: Isn't he the greatest?
She walks over and takes Le Etranger's arm. Then she turns and looks at Dread and Psycho.
Dragonelle: See you later boys.
Le Etranger and Dragonelle walk off.
Dread looks at Psycho.
Dread: Girls!
Psycho: Yeah. Hey want to go play with my X-box?
Dread: Psycho. I think we're going to be real good friends!
Little Rogues
Location: Evil Villain Day Camp
Motto: Shaping the Kids of Today to be the Evil Villains of Tomorrow.
Evil Villain Teacher: Lesson two. If at first you don't succeed, bribe someone who can.
Teachers continues to talk.
Psycho: I hate school. I'd rather go do some...surgery on my neighbor's dog!
Dragonelle: No let's act out my favorite movie "The Master of Disguise."
Psycho: We can't act out that! He's a good guy!
Dragonelle: Oh poo. If I want to act it out. I'll act it out!
Psycho: Nuh uh.
Dragonelle: Uh huh.
Psycho: Nuh huh!
Dragonelle: UH HUH!!!!
Dread: Stop this!
Dragonelle and Psycho turn to see little John Dread.
Dragonelle rushes to Dread's side and grabs his arm.
Dragonelle: Oh John, you look so handsome in those new sunglasses.
Dread smiles.
Dread: Really? Cool. I got them for my 11th birthday.
Dragonelle swoons.
Psycho scoffs.
Psycho: They are not all that great.
Dragonelle: Yes, they are metal mouth!
She turns and looks at Dread dreamily.
Dragonelle: They make him look like a real grown-up super villain.
Dread smiles proudly.
Dread: That's what my mommy said.
Psycho mocks Dread.
Psycho: That's what my mommy said.
Dread frowns.
Dread: Stop mocking me.
Psycho: Stop mocking me.
Dread bawls up his fists.
Psycho bawls up his fists.
Dread: Stop it!
Psycho: Stop it!
Dread: I mean it!
Psycho: I mean it!
Dread: I'm going to tell teacher!
Psycho: I'm going to tell teacher!
Dread starts to cry.
Dragonelle: That's it! I'm taking you down metal mouth!
Dragonelle jumps on Psycho and soon has him in a headlock.
Dragonelle: Say sorry metal mouth, now!
Psycho: Ok. Sorry. I was just kidding anyways.
Dragonelle lets Psycho go. She walks over and looks at Dread.
Dragonelle: Wimp!
Dread: I'm not a wimp! I just don't want a time out!
Dragonelle shakes her head. Just then Le Etranger walks up
Le Etranger: Bonjour Cherie. I saw your heroics. And may I say I was very impressed.
Dragonelle smiles.
Le Etranger: Might I ask if you would grace me with your presence over some goldfish and juicy juice? It would certainly be a pleasure.
Dragonelle sighs dreamily.
Dragonelle: Isn't he the greatest?
She walks over and takes Le Etranger's arm. Then she turns and looks at Dread and Psycho.
Dragonelle: See you later boys.
Le Etranger and Dragonelle walk off.
Dread looks at Psycho.
Dread: Girls!
Psycho: Yeah. Hey want to go play with my X-box?
Dread: Psycho. I think we're going to be real good friends!