5:03 PM 4/22/2003
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from "Shounen Jump #5"
Veggie: I forgot to mention...when I become a super saiyajin my ferocity increases too. We enter a sort of ecstatic state,
you see.
Chuey's Corner:
Goku: (licks his chops) Like the feeling you get when you're the very first to eat one of the freshly baked chocolate-chip
cookies in the kitchen! (muses)
Vegeta: Is food ALL you can think about today!
Chuquita: Heh-heh, Veggie--ferocious. (snickers)
Vegeta: (narrows his eyes) What's wrong with me being ferocious?
Chuquita: (chuckling) Nothing. It's just that--I can't imagine you trying to look evil without bursting into laughter at your
expressions.
Goku: (grins) YAH! Veggie's too cute to be a bad Veggie!......IS there such a thing as a "bad" Veggie?
Vegeta: (groans) Ugh...
Chuquita: Anyway, during this fic's Corners we'll talking all things Veggie and the interesting physical changes the ouji
goes through throughout dbz. Cuz let's face it, without Veggie around putting the gang in danger all the time, the show'd
be pretty boring.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops)
Goku: Yeah, without little Veggie we would've never had to deal with Nappa, Freeza, Cell, OR Buu! Gohan'd be going to school
like a regular kid, I'd probably have job by now, and Chi-chan would be very happy......(frowns suddenly in slight shock) And
my life would've been irrepressibly boring. (looks over at Veggie & hugs him) Thank you Veggie!
Vegeta: (confused) Where did YOU learn words like "irrepressibly"?!
Goku: (thinks hard) Mmm....I dunno! (big grin)
Chuquita: Since I have no idea who or how many people responded to the poll, we'll do that in the end corner.
Goku: Now we're gonna talk about Cell and Buu Veggies!
Vegeta: (groans) Oh joy.
Chuquita: During Cell is when Veggie first starts to become the "kaka-obsessed" self he is today.
Goku: It was also Veggie's first time to be free from Freeza so he got a little sassy! Veggie's new sassy attitude caused
those around him to find him very annoying; but I'm not sure why. I thought it was cute.
Vegeta: "Sassy"?
Chuquita: This was the same saga where Veggie stood on a ledge for 3 days, talked to Son-kun while he was in his coma-like
state, stayed in the Room of Time and Space with Trunks for a year and then for a second year all by himself, got blown up
inside the gravity room and put on hospital machines only to sneak back inside the room and train while still in his bandages
, and have dreams where he fought and was running after Goku! (content smile)
Goku: (to Veggie) WOW Veggie, you were a real little wack-job back then, weren't you!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) "Sassy"?
Chuquita: My favorite filler; "Goku and Piccolo learn how to drive"; was also in this saga. (grins) BOY what a great episode
THAT was. (sigh) If only they had brought Veggie along.
Vegeta: (mock-laugh) HA! _ME_ on the same road as THAT! [points to Goku]
Goku: (grinning wildly like a maniac) (randomness) PINAPPLE!
Chuquita: I liked when the teacher asked for the wheel and Son-kun literally ripped the thing off the car and handed it to
him....then the car flew off-course and they landed in the ocean.
Vegeta: (nods) Thankfully Kakarrotto's driving skills have improved greatly since then. (to Son) You'd probably also make a
pretty good chauffeur in addition to being a servant-maid, Kaka-chan.
Goku: (smiles) (warmly) I can drive Veggie anywhere his lil Veggie-heart desires to be driven! [starts to rub Veggie's back]
Vegeta: (eyes widen) ...
Chuquita: Personally I think it would've been hilarious if you had both gone into the Room of Spirit and Time together
instead of pairing off with family members.
Goku: (grins) YEAH!! A whole year training with little Veggie with no one to bother us or tell us "Goku you pick up your
underwear right now" or "Goku why don't you get a job instead of 'training' all day" or "Goku get your clothes back on this
is a public place and if you don't wear something nice people will stare at you!".
Vegeta: [trying to push Goku's hands away] Life with Onna isn't the funnest thing in the world, is it Kakay?
Goku: Yes & no. (sniffles) Back when I first saw her again after we met Mirai she told me that after I trained for those 3
years and beat the androids that I had to give up fighting and get a job like normal people. (eyes water) [grabs Veggie by
the shoulders] (sobbing) I CAN'T GO WITHOUT FIGHTING, LITTLE VEGGIE!! [hugs him tightly, crying at the memory]
Vegeta: Ahh, NOW I'm starting to get the bigger picture of why you didn't want to be wished back after we beat Cell. (smirks)
You wanted to get away from Onna, didn't you Kakay-chan?
Goku: What? NO! [pulls away from Veggie] I didn't want to be wished back because I was afraid some other evil being would
arrive an threaten to kill us all because of the need to take revenge on me for some reason.
Vegeta: You know, Kakay. _I_ wouldn't have forced you to give up the very thing that is set within your saiyajin nature to
do. We are warriors you know. (evil smirk)
Goku: [plops Veggie in his chair] (nervous laugh) And now for part 2!
Vegeta: HEY! Kakarrotto don't change the subject on m--
Summary: It's been 13 years since Veggie first landed on Earth, and newschannels are starting to finally replay the videos
taken of the two aliens who blew up Eastern City. The newscasters along with the FBI and scientists are beginning to believe
that the smaller alien is still alive, AND walking among the Earthlings. Now there's a 100 million $ reward for the capture
of the alien, and everybody wants to take advantage of it, including Chi-Chi and the other members of the Z-senshi who
particularly don't care for the ouji. But what happens when Veggie reveals to the press that Goku is also an alien? Will the
gang be able to save the two saiyajins from ending up subjects in a series of, private, secret experiments on their minds
and bodies? Will there be anything left to save by the time they get there?
Vegeta: --e. (narrows his eyes at Son) Very clever, Kakarrotto. VERY clever.
Goku: (happily) I aim to please, little Veggie! (big grin)
Vegeta: (sighs) Sometimes I really do wonder about you, Kakarrotto.
Goku: (sweetly) Aww, Veggie that is so *nice*! I ~*wonder*~ about you too!
Vegeta: (twitch) (bright red) Ohhh....
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" BAKA ONNA!! HOW DARE SHE!! " Vegeta boiled as he stared at the tv screen through his sunglasses.
" Little Veggie what secret IS Chi-chan talking about? " Goku asked, confused.
" OHHHHHH, how should I know!? I have DOZENS of them. Even so, it may not be one of my own but one she might've MADE
UP just to grab more attention to me from the media. " a look of worry replaced the rage on Vegeta's face, " Oh God,
Kakarrotto what she starts spreading RUMORS about me! Of course everyone would have to believe her because she knows me!! "
" I'm waiting, wee-ji. " Chi-Chi said in a sing-song voice on the tv as it clocked down at 3:32.
" ERrrr... "
" What're we gonna do, Veggie? " Goku looked down at the ouji, worried, " This is just like that time when Chi-chan
made me lie about myself at the parent-teacher interview when she tried to get Gohan into that one school! Only WORSE! "
" ! " Vegeta froze inplace. A smirk curled around his lips and the little ouji began to chuckle evilly, " Lying, of
course. If Onna wants to play pretend with me then I'll play pretend with her. " he turned to Goku, " Kakarrotto! Get me your
cell-phone and a megaphone! I have a plan. " he snickered.
" YAY! " Goku cheered, then zipped out of the room and returned within seconds; now holding both the megaphone and
cell-phone, " Here you are little Veggie 'o mine! "
" Thank you Kaka-chan. " Vegeta said sweetly, making the larger saiyajin giggle with embarassment as the smaller one
took the objects from him. Vegeta speed-dialed Chi-Chi's cellphone number; which, due to the phone was on hold; caused it to
pickup without her knowledge, " Ah, EX-cellent. " he held the cell-phone out with one hand and the megaphone in the other.
" Hey lil Vedge'ums, what're you planning to do? " the larger saiyajin said while poking the top of Vegeta's head.
" I'm going to time Onna's little "secret" about me so that when she decides to speak up I'm going to blast a secret
about her over this microphone and onto her cell so loud no one will hear what SHE has to say! " Vegeta smirked, then paused,
" ...AND STOP TOUCHING ME! How am I supposed to avoid your kaka-germs along with that nasty kaka-disease of yours if you
keep spreading MORE of those germs ONTO MY BODY! "
" Aw Veggie, you're just paranoid! " Goku laughed it off, " You just don't wanna admit what the semi-creepy future
you knew all a-long. " he said warmly, sighing.
" Future me is a victim OF your kaka-disease which is WHY he became "semi-creepy". " Vegeta said, annoyed, then
turned back to the countdown, which had just hit 1:00.
" Hmm, interesting, Ouji. You really believe I'm bluffing, huh. Well I'm sure you'll know how serious I am about
helping these guys capture you once I reveal your intresting little secret. Go-chan, I'd advise you to sit down for this
one. " she said as the countdown continued down to 10 seconds. Vegeta felt his throat go slightly dry as he counted down the
seconds.
" ...5...4...3...2...1-- " Vegeta took a deep breath.
" The Ouji has a crush on "Kakarrotto"! "
" ONNA ABUSES HER HUSBAND, "SON GOKU"!! " both spoke simultaneously. Chi-Chi and Vegeta froze at once, their eyes
bulging out of their heads. Chi-Chi reached shakily into her pocket and pulled out her cell-phone, which was still connected.
Vegeta's arms fell loose to the floor and both objects in his hands fell to the ground, soon followed by his body as
his eyes rolled back into his head and he fainted.
Goku meanwhile stood there completely baffled as to why his two closest friends had just not only lied about each
other but had called him by each other's nicknames for the saiyajin.
Newscaster Dan looked over at Chi-Chi in shock, " You--ABUSED the winner of the 33rd Tenkaichi Budokai and spouse
Son Goku? " he blinked.
" NO! " Chi-Chi snapped at him, " I WOULD NEVER ABUSE MY SWEET GO-CHAN HOW DARE YOU EVEN SUGGEST SUCH A THING YOU
FILTHY DIRTY MAN!!! " it was at this point Chi-Chi had already grabbed the newscaster by the throat and was beginning to
shake him back and forth in a rage.
" Mrs.....Mrs. Son.... " he squeaked out, " We're still on...the air... "
Chi-Chi turned to the camera and sweatdropped, then let go of the newscaster, causing him to fall to the floor,
" Uh-heh-heh-heh. How silly of me, I must've just gotten carried away like that. I'm so sorry. " she gave him a fake smile as
she helped him back up, the newscaster looked at her, slightly leery as he scooted his chair away from her slightly.
" Uh-huh.... "
Chi-Chi laughed nervously at the camera, " I apologize, I don't know what came over me. I forgot I left my cell-phone
on and all of a sudden the Ouji starts screaming LIES about me through the little thing, uh heh-heh. " she said, then
whispered in a hissing tone, " GOKU GET OVER HERE NOW!! "
The larger saiyajin sweatdropped at the tv, then shrugged and teleported to the station, standing next to Chi-Chi,
" You called Chi-chan? " he grinned.
" Goku, we're going back to Bulma's. NOW. " she grabbed him by the sleeve of his gi, " I have a bone to pick with the
Ouji. " Chi-Chi growled, then turned back to the newscaster, " I'll call you and give you all the information you need on the
Ouji as soon as I finish mending this little mishap. " she waved to him, " NOW, Goku. "
" Whatever you say Chi-chan! " Goku shrugged, then teleported them back to the kitchen where Vegeta was lying on the
floor unconsious. Chi-Chi walked over to Vegeta and kicked him in the side.
" EVIL LITTLE OUJI! "
" CHI-CHAN! " Goku gasped, grabbing Vegeta off the floor and hugging him tightly, " You can't just KICK Veggie when
he's unconsious! "
" Can I kick him when he IS consious? "
" NO! " the large saiyajin squeezed the ouji protectively, " Veggie could get hurt and I don't know WHAT I'd do
without my favorite little Veggie in the whole wide world! "
" Uhhhhhhhh... " Vegeta drooled as he lulled between consious and unconsiousness.
" Chi-chan, why did you lie about little Veggie? " Goku asked softly as to not wake up Vegeta, " I mean, you changed
the entire battles we had with him even though the people SAW clips from the first one which were completely opposite with
some things you said, and then you lied again about little Veggie just now! How COULD you? "
" How COULD I?! GOKU! HE TRIED TO-- "
" --but-Veggie's-sorry! And-he's-good-now! " Goku said quickly, interupting her.
" GOOD?! " Chi-Chi walked around Goku and glared at the half-unconsious Ouji. She angrily slapped him across the face
, " HA! The only thing he's good at is driving us all INSANE! " she said as Vegeta groggily looked up and let out an angered
roar.
" ARG!!! " he lept from Goku's arms and dove at Chi-Chi, enraged, " HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ME ON NATIONAL TV!!"
he plunked his foot down on Chi-Chi stomach, bursting into ssj2, " I SHOULD KILL YOU RIGHT NOW!!!! "
" Just try it, Ouji. See what "Kakay" thinks of you THEN! " Chi-Chi smirked, in slight pain, " You wouldn't dare kill
me. Not with him right over there. " she pointed off to the left. Vegeta turned, still glaring, in the same direction only to
nearly meet face-to-face with a curious-looking Goku.
" Does, this mean Chi-chan WAS really telling the truth and little Veggie DOES has a crush on me? " Goku tilted his
head.
" NO WAY NOT A CHANCE!!! " Vegeta screamed, bright red, " I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO NON-BUDDYSHIP NON-PLATONIC FEELINGS
FOR YOU YOU BIG MUSHY-MINDED BAKA!!! "
" ...huh? " Goku looked even more confused than ever.
" I have NO CRUSH on you, Kakarrotto! THAT'S A LIE! " Vegeta snapped, then folded his arms as his power calmed down
back to normal. He looked away with his eyes closed shut and the redness starting to lighten on his face, " It's nothing more
than a fictitious statement fabricated within Onna's mind inorder to ruin my reputation and allow me to become too paranoid
to protect myself against those wishing to capture me. " he snickered, rubbing his hands together nervously, " But it didn't
work--DID IT Onna! " Vegeta said, his bottom right eyelid twitching quickly.
" Oh I think it worked, Ouji. Not as well as I expected; but then again I did only use Go-chan's "saiyajin" name. Why
if I had used "Son Goku" all sorts of things would've popped up in the media questioning if you two were having some sort of
affair or something! Believe me that's the LAST thing I want, this was only to shake the Ouji up a bit. " she explained.
Goku laughed, " Hahaha, aw Chi-chan! I couldn't have an affair with Veggie even if I wanted to! There's no hole for
me to put it in. " he paused and looked over at Vegeta, " Right, Veggie? "
" OF COURSE I HAVE NO HOLE!!! " Vegeta shouted. He turned to glare at Chi-Chi, " You are so lucky my shouting
blotched out that little "phrase" of yours Onna, because if I hadn't I WOULD destory you right now, Kakarrotto in the room
or NOT! " he got up, allowing Chi-Chi to do the same.
" And that's ANOTHER thing! " she fumed, " HOW COULD YOU SAY I ABUSE MY GO-CHAN!! "
Vegeta smirked, regaining his ground, " Well THAT, Onna, unlike your statement about my so-called "crush",-- " he
turned to Goku, " --WHICH IS A _LIE_,-- " the ouji turned back to Chi-Chi, " is completely true. "
" Oh yeah?! GOKU! " Chi-Chi said, " Name ONE TIME when I have physically hit you! "
" Umm, Chi-chan's never hit me before outside of when we used to spar together, Veggie. " Goku said quietly.
" HA! In your face, Ouji! " Chi-Chi pointed at him.
" But I--I feel a lil emotionally abused sometimes. " the large saiyajin twiddled his fingers.
" What?! Oh Goku you've got to be KIDDING me! " Chi-Chi exclaimed.
" Well you--you yell at me a lot and you say bad things about Veggie and fighting and saiyajins and you make me lie
to people and say I've got a job and that I'm a human when I'm not and, and, I used to like you a lot better back when you
used to spar with me everyday. " he looked down, " Cuz when Chi-chan spars she let's out her anger and stress the way little
Veggie does and it used to help her stay calm and nice and collected. But when she can't take it out on punches she takes it
out on me. " Goku sniffled.
Chi-Chi frowned in realization, " Oh Go-chan, I'm sorry. " she put a hand on his shoulder, " How about after they
capture the Ouji I train a little with you, would that make you feel better? I'll even wear my hair in the ponytail like I
used to when we sparred. You'd like that, right? " she smiled.
" Chi-chan, I don't want Veggie to go away. " the larger saiyajin said, frightened at the thought.
" Oh come on, Kakarrotto! " Vegeta said, grabbing Goku and pulling him towards the front door.
" Wh--where're we going, lil Vedge'ums? " Goku asked, surprised.
" We're GOING to go to that ZTV news station and put an end to this ONCE and FOR ALL! " Vegeta gritted his teeth.
" Umm, Veggie, couldn't we just telep--- " Goku sweatdropped at the determined look on Vegeta's face, " --nevermind."
" You know, Ouji, I think you'd accomplish that a lot quicker along with the disposing of that "rumor" if you let go
of Goku's hand before you both go outside; just a hint. " Chi-Chi snickered.
Vegeta growled at her, then looked down to see he had grabbed Goku by the hand, " *YARG*!! KUSO! " he yanked his hand
away, shuddering, " Kakarrotto.... " the ouji said warningly.
" But Veggie did it, it wasn't me! "
" ... " Vegeta pondered this for a moment, " OHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh--DOUBLE KUSO!!! " he turned the doorknob and flung
the door open, " HURRY UP, KAKARROTTO! " Vegeta stomped outside.
" Aye-aye, you're highness! " Goku saluted goofily, then skipped out after him.
Chi-Chi waited until both were gone, then snickered a bit and grabbed the nearest phone and dialed a number, " Hello,
ZTV; this is Son Chi-Chi, yes I know, the one who was just on the show. I have some interesting tidbit about the Ouji, you
see.... "
/dl
" WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! " Vegeta shrieked as he stood out on the front lawn of his house. The ouji had
apparently become the next fad of the season; there were people walking around wearing pictures of "the alien" on t-shirts
and baseball caps, little children were playing with plush-toy versions of the saiyajin, people were wearing furry belts
meant to look like the way the smaller saiyajin wore his tail around his waist when he first landed on Earth, " WHAT THE HECK
IS ALL THIS!!! " he screamed in horror.
Goku, meanwhile, was in a spaced-out, musing dream-world as he stared at the scene w/big sparkily eyes, " Wow...it's
just like Disneyland, only with ~*Veggies*~ instead of Mickey Mouse!!!! THIS IS SO KAWAII!!! " the large saiyajin clasped
his hands together, " I wonder if I have any t-shirts and action figures around here? " he looked about eagerly.
" It's....so wrong... " Vegeta couldn't shake himself out of the shock.
" I'm gonna go blow my weekly allowance! Be right back Veggie~! " Goku cheerfully trotted off while the tail that
Vegeta kept hidden beneath his jacket to keep people from suspecting who he really was twitched back and forth as if it
wanted to explode out in a terrified rage with all it's light brown hairs standing on end.
" So...very wrong.... "
" VEGGIEVEGGIE lookit me I'm back! " Goku ran back over to him, now wearing a white t-shirt overtop his orange gi,
a new watch on his hand and a string to a balloon in his hand. His other free hand held a banana soft-serve ice-cream cone.
The t-shirt sporting the image of a very well drawn picture of a content-looking Vegeta hanging upside-down by his tail on a
tree-branch. Beneath the picture it read in black letters 'Just Hanging Around'. The watch held a picture of the little ouji
on it with his arms for the second hand and minute hand. The balloon was a big red silhouette outline of Vegeta's head, " And
LOOK! The ice-cream sprinkles are shaped like little Veggies and little Veggie-tails!!! " Goku grinned eagerly, pointing at
the ice-cream, then taking a big bite out of it, smiled at Vegeta, " Oh VEGGIE! This is the most funnest thing I've ever done
EVER!! " Goku through his arms in the air and waved them back and forth, " OH! Did I mention I also got free complimentary
Veggie-gloves? " he held out his hands to show the ouji he was also wearing a pair of white gloves.
" ... "
" Veggie. "
" ... "
" Veggie? " Goku said, concerned.
" THEY'RE MARKING ME LIKE A PRODUCT!!! " Vegeta wailed, dropping to his knees in horror, " THOSE BAKAYAROS!! And I
thought Onna was bad. THEY'RE MAKING MONEY OFF MY IMAGE AND PAINFUL SITUATION!!! "
" ... " Goku looked down at his t-shirt, " Aww, come on Veggie, it's now all THAT bad. "
A little girl walked by sucking on a large blueberry lollipop shaped like Vegeta's head.
" KAKARROTTO ARE YOU INSANE!!! " Vegeta screamed in his face; well, in his chest anyway. Vegeta quickly noted the
height difference and floated up til he was eye-to-eye with Goku, THEN began to scream in his face, " Kakarrotto this isn't
FUNNY! I'm like a freakin beanie-baby or a tickle-me elmo to these people! I'm a FAD!! I DON'T WANNA BE A FAD!! " he shook
Goku by the collar while shaking and shuddering.
" Oh--oh Veggie calm down. Veggie it'll be alright, really. " Goku said, worried as he grabbed the ouji and hugged
him tightly against his body, " We'll fix everything Veggie, I promise. " the large saiyajin said warmly, then smiled, " And
you know how well I keep I promises, right? "
" Heh-heh, yeahhhh.. " Vegeta grinned dopishly, feeling special along with feeling the blood rush to his face,
lighting it up a bright red, " You're good at making everything feel just right, Kakay-chan.... "
" Thank you little Veggie. " Goku giggled, flattered, then pulled something out of his pocket, " Marshmellow peep? "
Vegeta took one look at the little sugar-pink-color-coated peep only to see instead of being shaped like a bunny or
baby chick it was shaped like a chubby little version of himself. The ouji shrieked and batted it away, his arm now
shuddering again, " Ka...ka.... "
" SORRY! " Goku butted in, " I didn't mean to! I was just trying to help, Veggie. REALLY! "
" F--fine. " Vegeta tried to calm down, the larger saiyajin started rubbing Vegeta's back.
" Poor sweet baby... "
" MMmmm~~ " Vegeta mused, then shook it off, " KAKARROTTO CUT THAT OUT! "
Goku stopped while still giggling lightly to himself.
" The point is this is very creepy and the faster we get to the ZTV station, the better. " Goku set Vegeta down on
the grass gently. Vegeta turned around only to walk straight into a fairly large cop.
" Hey, either of you two guys seen the alien around here? " the first cop said.
" We got a tip from ZTV that he's been living here in West City. " the second one added.
Vegeta twitched while Goku paled.
" Veggie, I think we should go back inside.. " Goku whispered. Vegeta nodded silently in agreement.
" No officers, Ka--my friend here and I haven't seen the alien at all. ACTUALLY I heard he was residing in NORTH city
to tell the truth. " Vegeta smirked while he fibbed.
" Really? We should call ahead on that then. " the first cop said to the second. He pulled out a walkie-talkie just
as the two saiyajins bounded back inside Capsule Corp; Vegeta firmly locking the door behind them.
" Oh GOD, this is NUTS! " he exclaimed, taking his sunglasses off and wiping the sweat from his brow, " Psst,
Kakarrotto! " Vegeta hissed at him, " Do me a favor and close ALL the windows and curtains in the house, will ya? " he said
while shivering.
" Can do little Veggie! " Goku saluted him, then teleported at super-speed around the building and managed to get
the task done in under 10 seconds, " THERE! Everything is covered lil Vedge'ums! " he gave Vegeta an "ok" thumbs-up.
Vegeta sighed, " Good. " he then spotted Chi-Chi on the phone, " YOU! " he pointed at her. She looked temporarily
startled, " YOU'RE THE ONE WHO JUST CALLED IN AND TOLD THE COPS WHAT CITY I WAS IN!! "
Chi-Chi quickly hung up, " No I didn't. "
" Chi-chan, maybe you oughta come with me. " Goku said, " I can take you back home and Gohan can watch you so you
don't call up and tattle on Veggie again. "
" But Goku I'm not---hey what're you wearing?! " she gawked suddenly at him.
Vegeta sighed, " Apparently they're building an outer-space theme park to me. " he said dryly.
Chi-Chi cocked an eyebrow at him.
" Come on Chi-chan, time to go. " Goku smiled, picking her up.
" GOKU!! GOKU I SAID I DON'T WANT TO GO HOME! WHO'RE YOU GOING TO LISTEN TO! YOUR WIFE OR THE OUJI! " she yelled.
" Me. " Goku simply responded, nodding. Chi-Chi sat there speechless as he teleported her back home.
Vegeta walked tiredly over to the couch and slumped down in it, groaning, " Why me? "
/dl
" I can't believe this, I can't believe you just brought me home like that! " Chi-Chi groaned, " AND I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU TIED MY HANDS BEHIND MY BACK!! " she said as she sat on one of the chairs in the kitchen.
" I'm sorry Chi-chan, but _I_ can't have you tattling on Veggie anymore. " Goku frowned, " He could be in real danger
after all you've said and lied to the newspeople about him. "
" I haven't LIED. " Chi-Chi scoffed.
" Chi-chan, you said that Veggie killed Piccolo, Yamcha, Tenshinhan, and Chaoutzu when even THE NEWSPEOPLE already
saw on tv that it was Nappa! " Goku exclaimed.
Chi-Chi's eyes widened, " Oh..crap, they DO?! "
Goku laughed nervously, " Umm, yeah. They--they aired that probably before you turned the tv on. "
" Oh CRAP! " Chi-Chi threw her head back, accidentally smacking it on the hard back of the kitchen chair, " Oww. "
" Not to mention Veggie nearly saving himself by you lieing about him liking me in a "non-buddyship, non-platonic"
way. " Goku added, tieing her feet to the chair as well.
Chi-Chi sighed, " Goku, there's really no reason for you to tie me up over it; besides, " she brightened up, " I used
your saiyajin name so only the Ouji would know and people wouldn't think it was you who started something. "
" Chi-chan, " Goku said slowly, " Veggie called me Kakarrotto dozens of times during that first battle, that's the
only name he DOES call me even today. "
Chi-Chi paled, " You mean they'd....know it was you....that I was talking about? "
The large saiyajin nodded, " Part of the tape even showed Veggie hearing them talking about Son Goku and said
something like "Son Goku you say, oh you must mean Kakarrotto's Earth name". Of course people would figure that out. "
" ... " Chi-Chi blinked, " OH CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP!!! " she screamed up at the ceiling.
" Where? " Goten said, confused. Both adults looked over to see the 7 year old now staring up at the ceiling Chi-Chi
had just been screaming at.
" Nevermind, Goten. " Chi-Chi sighed.
" Hey Toussan, why's Kaasan tied up to the chair? " Gohan asked, walking in.
" Umm, Chi-chan kept calling in and telling the newspeople lies about Veggie and the truth about what city he was in
and I tied her up so she doesn't use the phone until this all blows over or until we can figure out a way to stop it. " Goku
explained, " That's why I want you both to watch her and make sure she doesn't get ahold of the phone. You can take turns.
Chi-chan can be almost as sneaky as Veggie you know. "
" Then why is she tied up? We could watch her without her being tied up. " Gohan said.
" It'll be harder for Chi-chan to reach the phone this way. " Goku replied, then turned to Chi-Chi, " I'm sorry
Chi-chan, but if it makes you feel any better, if you and Veggie's positions were switched, Id've tied him up too...only I'd
use more rope, cuz he's stronger and can break out of it easier. "
" ... " Chi-Chi looked in deep thought for a moment, " Goku? "
" Hmm? "
" Do you think if instead of retiring after I had Gohan, that if I had kept training with you that I could've fought
alongside the rest of you in the first battle against the Ouji? " she asked, interested.
" Yup! " Goku grinned.
Chi-Chi sweatdropped.
" You could've easily gotten up to Yamcha or Tenshinhan's level if you stayed as my sparring partner back then, heck
you might've even been as strong as Kuririn!! " he mused.
Chi-Chi twitched, " And I could've been able to kill the Ouji right then and there, huh? "
Goku shrugged, " I dunno. Anything's possible! " he turned to Gohan and Goten, " PLEASE watch Chi-chan for me guys, I
don't want her making Veggie's situation any tougher than it already is. He's in a lot of trouble with this alien thing. "
" But Toussan aren't we part alien too? " Goten raised his hand.
" Hush Goten! " Chi-Chi snapped in a loud whisper.
" Bye everybody, I gotta go keep Veggie safe for the time being, be right back! " Goku said, then teleported out of
the room.
The two brothers looked over at Chi-Chi.
" So, " Gohan spoke up, " Who's gonna go first? "
/dl
" Ugh, this is completely idiotic. " Vegeta groaned as he sat on the couch, flipping through the channels on the tv
with the remote control, " I can already tell I'm not going to get a chance to formulate any kaka-capturing plots during THIS
fic. "
" Oh Vegeta, there you are! "
The ouji's ears cringed at the perky tone to Bulma's mother; Bunni's; voice.
" Hello Bulma's mom. " he sighed, rubbing his sound-sensitve ears in pain.
" I heard from Bulma that you're stuck inside because of some people who're trying to capture you because you're from
outer space, is that true? " Bunni said, sitting down next to him.
" That I'm from outer space or that these bakayaro Earthlings are trying to capture me? " Vegeta said blandly.
" Hahaha, Vegeta-kun you're so silly! " she laughed.
" You know Bulma's mom, you only have conversations with me when you either want me to a favor for you or commenting
on how unbelievably handome I am. " the ouji boasted at the end, then narrowed his eyes, " And for some reason I have a
feeling it's the first one this time. " his tone of voice went back to being bored.
" My you're quite the little mindreader. " Bunni said, " You see Vegeta, I need you to help me with something, I
promised my cousin I'd have it ready for her next week and it's really important because you see you are about the same size
and height as her and-- "
Vegeta paled, " --for some reason I have a bad feeling about where this is going. "
/dl
" ...I KNEW I had a bad feeling about where this was going. " Vegeta grimaced.
" Shh! Vegeta hold still, I can't pin it right if you keep talking. " Bunni put her finger over her mouth.
The saiyajin looked down at himself and groaned, " Well, Oujisama, you've definately reached a new low today. " he
commented dryly.
" Hey Mom, are you in here, I figured as long as Vegeta's, well, quarantined to the house that I could use him in a
couple of my experi-- " Bulma froze. There was Vegeta, standing on a stool and wearing an elegant, poofy white wedding gown
while Bunni sat on her knees, hemming the bottom of the dress. At first Bulma started to chuckle, then fell over onto the
floor, breaking into all-out laughter, " AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OH MY GOD! HAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!! "
" Nice to know I always have the kind and caring support of my family to keep me moving along. " Vegeta said
sarcastically.
" Hello Bulma, nice to see you! " Bunni said, " My cousin Honey's wedding is next week and she asked me to hem a few
things here and there but she's on the short side so none of my sowing mannequins were small enough to fit it. That's why I
asked Vegeta you see he's just the right size and he's being such a good little helper. " she pinched the ouji's cheek.
Vegeta couldn't help but growl in annoyance, " I'm so glad he's home today, I don't know WHAT I would've had to use as my
mannequin if he wasn't here. "
Vegeta looked over at Bulma square in the eye, " Please, kill me now. "
" Haha...hahaha.... " Bulma stood up her laughter beginning to wain, " Vegeta this is priceless! I WAS going to ask
you to be my guinia-pig for the afternoon but this is SO much better. I'm going to get my camera, you stay right there! " she
called out as she hurried out of the room.
" ... " Vegeta glared in the general direction, " IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE ANYPLACE _TO_ GO! I CAN'T EVEN MOVE MY LEGS
WITHOUT FALLING OFF THIS BLASTED STOOL!!! " he said. Bulma returned with her camera and dashed infront of Vegeta.
" Now smile for the birdy! " she said while snickering. The ouji twitched as she took several photos. Bulma hugged
her camera, " Oh this is going to be HILARIOUS once I get these developed. " Bulma said, then smirked, " I may even show the
Sons these little beauties! "
Vegeta froze, " DON'T YOU DARE SHOW THAT TO KAKARROTTO!! I'll never hear the end of it from him!! " he screamed, then
realized something further, " Oh shimatta. Bulma you have to call Kakarrotto's house! Tell him not to come back! He was
planning on returning as soon as he dropped Onna off and got her settled. If he comes here and sees me like this---I DON'T
KNOW WHAT THE HECK I'LL DO TO HIM! "
" Oh come on Vegeta, don't be such a spoiled sport. " Bulma shrugged it off.
" Bulma...I'm wearing a wedding dress! "
" So? "
" ... " Vegeta twitched, " A _WEDDING_ _DRESS_, BULMA!! I'M THE GREAT AND POWERFUL SAIYAJIN NO OUJI AND I'M WEARING
A _WEDDING_ _DRESS_!!! "
" I know! That's what makes it so funny! " Bulma let out a few more chuckles. Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Ugh....Bulma, if I _DO_ get captured by these baka Earthlings, do me a favor and make sure they capture me AFTER
I'm out of your mother's cousin's wedding dress. " Vegeta groaned, rubbing his temples in mental pain and staring at his
fingers on his face.
" Vegeta, they're not going to capture you. " Bulma smiled, " You're a genius at getting us out of tight situations,
I doubt they even want you for anything serious anyway. " she said, then turned the tv on.
" According to sources, the FBI has decided that once the alien has been captured he will undergo a series of tests
to determine his species along with his super-human powers and exactly WHY he decided to come to our planet in the first
place. Further tests will attempt to discover if it is possible for the alien's species to produce offspring with the
humans. "
" Oh we know THAT one already. " Bulma rolled her eyes as she watched Trunks chase angrily after Bura out of the
corner of her eye. Apparently Bura had stolen one of Trunks's toys and the boy was trying to get it back from her.
" I'm NOT going under ANY TESTS by ANYBODY!! " Vegeta yelled, then froze as he could feel an insanely large ki
approaching, " Dear God, it's KAKARROTTO!! " he shrieked, then struggle to get off the stool, " GET THIS OFF ME, BUNNI! HURRY
HURRY HURRY!!! I'M NOT LETTING KAKARROTTO SEE ME LIKE THIS!!! GET IT OFF!! "
" Ve--geta hold still! " Bunni held onto the small portion she was sewing up, tightly, " I can't let this get ripped
or stained on my cousin! She paid so much money for this beautiful dress! "
Vegeta growled, " WELL I DON'T CARE! KAKARROTTO'S COMING!! "
" *ding-dong*! " the doorbell rang. The trio turned to the door.
" HE'S HERE!!! " Vegeta shouted, then hissed at Bulma, " Bulma! Keep Kakarrotto busy while I get out of this
ridiculous outfit! MY PRIDE IS AT STAKE HERE!!! Not to mention my sanity and all remaining self-respect. HURRY!! "
" Hello? " Bulma opened the door, only to see a small girl holding several boxes.
" Hello Ms. Capsule Corp lady, would you like to buy some Kandy Kakes? They're chocolate-coated vanilla cake with
a coat of peanut butter inbetween! " the girl said cheerfully.
" Aw, I'd love some, sure. " Bulma smiled pleasantly, handing the girl the money in return for two boxes.
" Have a nice day lady! " the little girl said as she skipped back down the driveway and to the sidewalk where her
mother was waiting for her. Bulma waved, then closed the door.
" Vegeta, that wasn't Goku. That was a little girl selling cookies. " she looked at him, concerned, " Personally I
think you're getting paranoid about this whole thing. "
" But--but I FELT his KI--RIGHT THERE! " Vegeta exclaimed.
" Honestly Vegeta I-- " Bulma sweatdropped when she saw Goku standing only a couple of feet behind Vegeta and Bunni,
waving cheerfully to her, " --think you better not look over your shoulder right now. " she finished.
Vegeta's eyes bugged out of his head, " Kakarrotto's standing right behind me, isn't he Bulma? " he whispered loudly.
" Well.... " Bulma trailed off.
" Hey Bulma who's the pretty lady your mom is helping fix the wedding dress for? " Goku asked her, smiling.
It was then Bulma realized that the headpiece the ouji also had on covered his hair in the back; infact Bunni had
somehow either gotten Vegeta's hair wet or pushed it down somehow so that it wasn't trying to flip back up to it's normal
position; therefore making it impossible for Goku to recognize it was Vegeta from the back.
" Oh, just a friend. You know, hahahaha. " Bulma laughed nervously, then looked over at Vegeta's embarassed, now red
face and really began to laugh, " HahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA!!!! It's so funny! "
Goku cocked his head and walked towards her, " What's so funny? "
" BULMA!! " Vegeta whispered loudly, then made motions as if he were choking himself. Bulma sweatdropped.
" Goku, you have to stay over there, it's very important that you stay over-- " Bulma paused to see Goku had suddenly
disappeared.
" --where? " a voice next to Bulma said, then turned her head to the left and nearly feel over to see Goku
practically looming over her.
" GOKU! CUT THAT OUT!! " she exclaimed.
" Yeah, baka! Don't you know the meaning of the word privacy!!! " Vegeta snapped, annoyed; then suddenly yelped and
slapped his hands over his mouth; the ouji having snapped at Goku out of habit.
Goku looked over at the figure in the wedding dress. The large saiyajin's pupils widened big enough to drive a truck
through as his jaw hung open ever-so-slowly, " Oh my God... " he choked, walking towards the smaller saiyajin.
" Ka-ka-ka-ka-- " Vegeta smacked himself across the face for stuttering, " Kakarrotto I can explain! Really; you see
Bulma's mom needed a mannequin and I really didn't have a choice in the matter and-- "
" --heehee. " Goku let out a little giggle. Vegeta froze, confused and worried about what type of reaction he was
about to get, " Heehee......heeheehee...oh Veggie, heeheehee... " the large saiyajin's cheeks turned a pinkish hue. Vegeta
felt a vein bulge on his forehead, annoyed with what he had gotten himself into. Goku floated over to him, letting out little
giggles along the way, " Oh Veggie, you look so, heeheehee, PRETTY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! " Goku burst into laughter,
then tried to calm himself down, " I'm, *giggle* sorry little Veggie, it's just that I thought you already *snicker* got
married, heeheehee. "
" OF COURSE I HAVE!! " Vegeta yelled, then paused, " Well, actually I've only partially married under saiyajin
customs because I'd accidentally kill Bulma with my teeth if I attempted to complete the tasks. "
Bulma self-consiously rubbed her neck at the thought of the ouji accidentally ripping half the muscle off the side of
it.
" Or MAYBE little Veggie is playing pretend. " Goku grinned, tilting his head slightly, " Hey Veggie? If you're gonna
be the oujo this time can I be the ouji? "
" I'M NOT PRETENDING ANYTHING AND YOU ARE _NOT_ THE OUJI! THAT IS MY TITLE!! " Vegeta pointed at him.
" Then I'm the Oujo. " Goku said, blinking.
" YOU ARE NEITHER!! DO YOU HEAR ME!! " Vegeta exclaimed, his face bright red by now, causing the larger saiyajin to
giggle even more.
" I guess, heehee, if Veggie's gonna be the oujo then that makes Veggie, heehee, Princess 'Geta now, huh? " a big
grin widened across Goku's face, " Lil-lil Princess 'Geta. Heeheeheehee--- "
" ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!! " Vegeta screamed up at the ceiling, bursting into ssj2. The
ouji's face still a bright red as he continued to scream with anger and embarassment.
" Oooh, Princess 'Geta made a hole in the ceiling. " Goku glanced upward, nodding.
" KAAAAAAAAAAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! "
Vegeta roared.
" Oh for crying out loud. " Bulma sighed, then walked up to Vegeta and slapped the ouji across the face, snapping him
out of it. Vegeta paused and looked around in a confused manner. The saiyajin powered back down to normal, then glared at
Goku who mockingly mirrored his expression.
" Grr, Kakarrotto you're gonna get it this time! " Goku did an impression of the stubborn-sounding little ouji; which
to say the least, sounded more childish than what would normally be Vegeta's intention.
" Don't mock me, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta grumbled, " ...I don't really sound like that, do I? "
The larger saiyajin nodded quickly and repeatedly, " Hai, Princess 'Geta! "
Vegeta sweatdropped, " Will you stop calling me "Princess 'Geta", Kakarrotto! We've finally gotten you
near-completely off that "Kakarroujo" kick of yours thanks to our future selves scaring the crap out of you and now you're
going to make ME be the Oujo this time?! That's INSANE! " he ranted, tugging at the back of Bulma's mother's cousin's wedding
dress.
" ... "
" ... "
" Kakarrotto? "
" Yes Veggie? "
" Unzip me, will you? " Vegeta sighed, turning around.
Goku gave an over-exaggerated bow, " It would be my pleasure, Princess 'G----uhh, little Veggie! " he corrected
himself, but not before letting out a few chuckles. Goku unzipped the gown and the ouji slipped out of it, " There ya go! "
Goku said cheerfully as Bunni picked up the dress.
" Thank you Vegeta. I'll call you if I need anymore help. " Bunni said.
" See? You did a good deed! Don't you feel all better now, lil Vedge'ums? " Goku grinned. Vegeta took the headpiece
off his head and plunked it onto Goku's.
" All hail the peasant no oujo! " he remarked sarcastically, doing his own little bow. Goku stared up at the
headpiece w/big sparkily eyes.
" Really Veggie? " the larger saiyajin said, staring at him. Vegeta's face went bright red.
" Uh, I, err... " Vegeta shook his head rapidly to air it out, " No! I was joking! " he twitched while Goku looked at
him with a knowing smile.
" Heh~~~ " Goku grinned.
" Kakarrotto do you want to wear "oujo clothes" like your future self? " Vegeta smirked.
Goku paled, " No, Veggie. " he gulped.
" Good. " Vegeta nodded contently, then narrowed his eyes, " Then don't encourage me. "
" Oh-kay Veggie. "
" *DING-DONG*! "
" Oh for crying out loud. " Vegeta visibly twitched with frustration as he pulled his navy training outfit up over
his white boxers, " Kakarrotto will you do your oujI a favor and get the baka door? " he groaned.
" Aye-aye, mon cap-ee-tan! " Goku saluted him, then went over to the door.
Vegeta stared in confusion, " Those two phrases don't even go together! One of them was pirate-speak and the other
was some weird, mutated-sounding version of french! "
" Sí Señor! " Goku gave Vegeta a thumbs up.
" Spanish. " Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Hellooooo? " Goku opened the door only to notice there were two enormous looking guards at the door with a
normal-sized police officer standing infront of them holding a veggie-sized straight-jacket.
" Hello, I'm with the West City Police. We've had calls by several people in the city saying the ALIEN lives here.
You would be, Son Goku? From the videos? " the officer asked.
Goku was busy staring nervously at the little straight-jacket, " Duh--err, yes. Yes I am. " he gulped at it, " SAY! "
Goku perked up, changing the subject, " What exactly are you planning to do with that straight-jacket, huh? "
" That goes without saying. We're going to use it to keep the space alien under control on the long drive to the
FBI lab. " the officer replied, " So? Is he here or not? "
Goku backed up, then slammed the door in their faces. He pressed his back up against the door for futher protection.
Nervous sweat dripped down his forehead, " THEY WANNA TAKE MY LITTLE VEGGIE AWAY!!!!! " he cried out in a panic.
Vegeta walked over to him, " WHO wants to "take me away"? " he cocked an eyebrow.
" No Veggie no! Get outta the way! They'll come in and put you in the straight-jacket and lock you up and I'll never
see you ever again for the rest of eternity!!! " Goku pleaded. The ouji only cocked his head in confusion, causing the
larger saiyajin's heart to ache even more, " My poor easily-tricked sneaky kawaii-brained little Veggie! " he sniffled,
zipping over to where Vegeta was and hugging the ouji tightly, " I won't let them take you away I promise with all my heart
I'll do anything to keep you safe cuz I'd be all alone without you! "
Vegeta grinned while the bright-red glow flowed back into his face, " I wish Onna could see this RIGHT NOW. " he
snickered, then patted Goku's back, " I'm sure you'll do a fine job of protecting your "Veggie", Kaka-chan. "
" *BOOM*! "
Both saiyajins turned to see the police had kicked down the door. Vegeta held onto the larger saiyajin more
protectively, growling in a low tone at the intruders.
" Urm, Veggie? I'm the one supposed to be protecting you. " Goku sweatdropped, " I mean, they are here to steal YOU
away, not me. "
" Silence Kakarrotto. " Vegeta said, determined as he eyeballed the police, ::We can beat these guys easy,
Kakarrotto::
::But Veggie what about the tv and the people calling in and the rumors and the lies and the--::
::--SHH!!:: Vegeta ended the mental conversation he was having with his peasant; thanks to the after-effects of the
portara fusion earrings; then opened his mouth to speak, " A--- "
" --ALRIGHT BUSTER! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE KNOCKING DOWN MY FRONT DOOR LIKE THAT! YOU'VE CERTAINLY GOT A LOT OF
NERVE!! " Bulma snapped at the police officer.
" We're here for the space alien, Mrs. Briefs. " the police officer responded, " We're under the suspicion that you
may have been keeping him here as a test subject. "
" Yes, unfortunately I'm not really sure what I'm testing for in the first place. " Bulma shook her head and groaned.
Vegeta was giving her a big evil smile. She turned to push them back out the door, " Now if you'll excuse me-- "
" --we're taking him with us, Mrs. Briefs. "
" NO YOU'RE NOT!!! " Bulma screamed.
" Oh, and what are you going to do about it, hmm? " the officer said with a smug look on his face.
" Vegeta--blast his ass! " Bulma pointed at the ouji.
" I'm kind of in an awkward position at the moment. " Vegeta sweatdropped, still in the middle of Goku's deathgrip,
which the ouji had taken a small part in himself.
Bulma sweatdropped, then turned back to the officers and laughed nervously, " Ah-heh-heh-heh... "
" Vegeta, huh? " the officer said, causing the ouji to look over at him, " That your whole name? "
The saiyajin narrowed his eyes at him, then pulled himself out of the hug and stood up, " I am Vegeta Oujisama!
Crown Prince of the planet Bejito-sei and the Saiyajin No Ouji! And I will not be treated like a guinia-pig by the likes
of you!! " Vegeta said proudly, pointing at the officers.
" Hooray for Veggie! Yay!! " Goku clapped, also proud of Vegeta's little speech. The ouji grinned at his compliment,
eating up the positive attention.
" Hmmph. I suppose now you're going to try and jump me now that I've introduced myself. " Vegeta said to the
officers, " Well you better not take me lightly because the saiyajins are the greatest warrior race in the galaxy and between
Kakarrotto and I we have more than enough evidence to prove THAT!! "
" It was our genes that helped beat Cell and Buu and Freeza. " Goku added bolding, nodding; the large saiyajin still
sitting on the floor.
" Exactly! " Vegeta said.
" Well then, 'Vegeta Oujisama', why don't you come outside and introduce yourself to the crowd waiting out there. We
have a few questions we'd like you to answer before you go on your little 'trip'. " the normal-sized officer said sneakily.
" Fine. " Vegeta said, acknowledging there was a trap, " Come Kakarrotto, we're going outside to talk to the nice
Earthings. " he said to Goku.
" Huh? " Goku looked worried, " Ohhhh, alright. " he grabbed Vegeta by the wrist, " Veggie! This is really dangerous!
These guys could perform some really scary experiments on us--and I'm afraid of needles!!! " Goku explained.
" Ha! Don't worry, Kakay-chan. "Veggie" has everything under control. " Vegeta nodded wisely.
" Really, Veggie? "
" Well, no, not really. " Goku's face paled, " But just humor me for the time being, Kakarrotto. I'm sure we'll be
fine! " Vegeta shrugged it off, leaving the house, followed by Goku.
" Ohhhhhhh, Veggie I got a bad feeling about this!! "
/dl
" VEJITTO!!! JITTO JITTO JITTO JITTO JITT-OOOO!!!! " a frantic voice exclaimed from just outside the security guard
building down in h.f.i.l. Gogeta burst through the main door wearing his security guard black leather jacket over his normal
fusion clothes.
" Hmm? " Vejitto looked up from the newspaper funnies he was reading to see his younger brother looking like he had
just recovered from a heart-attack, " Goggie what happened? "
" KAASAN-AND-TOUSSAN-ARE-IN-BIG-TROUBLE-AND-WE-GOTTA-HELP-THEM-OH-YOU-HAVE-TO-LOOK-AT-THAT-HUGE-ORB-BY-NEEDLE-
MOUNTAIN-IT'LL-SHOW-YOU-EVERYTHING!!! " Gogeta said in one breath.
" Mommy? " the portara fusion said in a worried tone, then flipped back to a more vegeta-like voice, " We have to
save them, niichan! Our family is at stake here. " Vejitto said in serious-Goku-mode, " ....Gogeta? "
" Yes? "
" What exactly do we have to save them from? " Vejitto grinned cheesily. Gogeta fell over.
" THE FBI!! " Gogeta exclaimed.
" ...and that would be?... "
" ..... " Gogeta responded; due to the fact that they shared 99% of the same memories by being fusions of the same
two people, neither really knew anything the other didn't know.
" Oh, you mean the Federal Bureau of Investigation. " a random Oni working behind the secretarial desk said.
" Err, yes, that was going to be my next guess. " Vejitto nodded seriously.
" Hai, you, uhh, took the words right out of our mouths. " Gogeta added, ::What's the Federal Bureau of
Investigation, Vejitto?::
::I have no idea....do you?::
::Nope::
::Good, we're even then:: the older fusion said in his mind, " Come Goggie, we shall journey to Needle Mountain so
we can see exactly what it is we're up against! "
" Hai! " his partner in security nodded as the two teleported out.
Vejitto teleported back in, " Say Oni? Do you think you could, you know plastic wrap the donuts for us? The look
really yummy! " he grinned Son-style.
" YEAH! " Gogeta added, also re-teleporting in, " Nothing beats a fresh cream-filled dounut on a beautiful spring
day! " he rubbed his stomach. Both then re-teleported out.
" Ugh... " the Oni sighed, " This is h.f.i.l. We don't even HAVE "beautiful spring days". We don't even have SPRING!
....why do I even bother!! Food-driven saiyajins, can't think of anything but fighting and their stomachs--hey!
Jelly donut! :) "
/dl
" You know, I really think they should at least get us our own tv in the office. " Vejitto said. The two saiyajins
sat indian-style on the ground, staring up at the grainy-video and audio of the giant crystal ball atop Needle Mountain.
" How long does it take to search for the place you ask it to show anyway? " Gogeta groaned.
" I'm not sure, I've never tried this before. " Vejitto said honestly. Gogeta face-faulted.
" WHAT!? You're not even sure if this is how it works!!! "
" Eh. " Vejitto shrugged, " We'll figure it out. " he said, then smirked proudly, " After all, we are-- "
" --Son Goku and Vegeta's offspring, how ARE you. " an evil voice chuckled from behind them. Both fusions blinked for
a moment, then simultaneously narrowed their eyes and glared over their shoulders at the purple and white creature.
" Freeza. " they said at the same time.
" Oh, no reason to be sore at me, boys. After all, I've had all the chance in the world to spread the truth of who
your parents are to all those throughout h.f.i.l. far and wide, but I've chosen to be a 'good guy' and only inform a select
few. " Freeza snickered malevolently.
" Resisting urge to kill, resisting urge to kill, resisting urge to kill painfully with much torture and sorrow,
resisting urge to kill, resisting urge to kill... " Gogeta chanted to himself, trying to keep calm and from attacking Freeza
right then and there. Vejitto meanwhile stared the ice-jin down in a glare that would match Vegeta's himself.
" We're kind of busy right now, why don't you go annoy some of the other people my Kaasan and Toussan have sent here.
" Vejitto said, annoyed, then smirked, " I'm sure you won't have much trouble accomplishing THAT. There's practically
MILLIONS of people to choose from in that category. " he folded his arms, snickering.
" Think you're a couple of hot-shots now, don't you? " Freeza said, walking up to them. Gogeta was no longer shaking,
however his hair and eyes were fluctuating between normal and ssj1, " Just because you're the 'last generation' of
'full-blooded saiyajins', eh? Hmmph. Dirty monkeys. "
" ERRRRRRRRrrrr... " Gogeta continued to growl.
" You have 10 seconds to leave us alone so we can finish our business; staring NOW. " Vejitto said in a deadly tone,
controlling his own anger.
" Ooh, threatening me now. Heh-heh, just like your "Daddy", or is it "Mommy"? " Freeza seemed unfazed, " Infact,
judging from that little play we all watched them put on a couple months ago I'd say they're both probably getting down to
some "business" of they're own together. If you catch my drift. "
" YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! " Gogeta screamed out in a war-cry, bursting
into ssj2 and whizzing past Vejitto to pummel Freeza deep into the ground, cursing wildly in saiyago as he did so. Vejitto
sat there, stunned as his eyes bulged out of his head, " NANDE YOU COPERA BOMA MIS MI KAH!!!! " he roared while stomping his
foot angrily into Freeza's head. Gogeta powered down to normal, breathing heavily. The fusion-dance fusion stomped off, then
returned and bent down towards Freeza. Gogeta blew a raspberry at him and held up his finger, then re-stomped off.
" Hahaha!! " Vejitto laughed, clapping proudly for his brother. Gogeta grinned son-style at him, then plopped himself
back down infront of the gigantic crystal ball.
Freeza sat up, looking already seriously beaten, " You......th..think that's....funny....huh? "
" HAI! " both fusions chirped happily.
The ice-jin smirked, holding something up, " So...Vejitto.....either one of you...care....for some.....coffee candy?"
" ... " it was Vejitto who burst into ssj2 this time, " YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
the older fusion flew off and began to beat Freeza up in a simliar manner his brother had just earlier. This time when he was
finished Freeza looked like he had been run-over by several large trains and 5:00 rush-hour traffic. The ice-jin smoldered
in the ground, " HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY RUN-IN WITH BUU AND SUGGEST THAT MY MOMMY AND DADDY MAKE LOVE TO EACH OTHER WHEN
THAT'S BODILY IMPOSSIBLE AND THEY DON'T LIKE EACH OTHER THAT WAY! " he turned to Gogeta, confused, " ...right? "
Gogeta shrugged, " Eh? "
" Oww. "
" Well, I feel better! " Vejitto said happily, dusting himself off and now back to normal. The crystal ball was now
portraying the outside of Capsule Corp, which was swarmed with people from in and out of the city, " I'm not feeling better
anymore. "
" It looks like they've finally captured the small space alien and are bringing him out right now! " a news-reporter
on the front lawn, the door opened and out walked Vegeta, Goku, and the policemen, " Oh my goodness I can't believe it!
Ladies and gentlemen Son Goku, the very man who faced our 'evil' little space alien friend all those 13 years ago was in
the SAME BUILDING! What irony! "
" Daddy's in trouble. " Gogeta gulped.
Vejitto studied the screen and grinned, " Hey he's got a plan! "
" Huh? "
" Look! Mommy only smirks like that when Mommy's got a plan! " Vejitto sniffled happily, " ...just incase it doesn't
work, make sure you have everything before we head back to Earth, oh-kay? "
" You don't have much assurance in Toussan's plan, do you Ji-kun? "
" No. Not really. " Vejitto sighed.
" That's alright. " Gogeta brightened up, " I didn't either! "
/dl
" Goten, would you PLEASE hand Mommy the phone? " Chi-Chi said sweetly while Goten sat on the floor next to the chair
she was tied to; the chibi playing on his gameboy advance.
" Shh, Mommy! I'm fighting Uncle Veggie! And he's really hard to beat cuz he moves so fast and all. " Goten
complained. Chi-Chi leaned over slightly.
" Hey, it's a chibinized-deformed looking digital Go-chan. " she blinked, " You're playing as Goku trying to kill the
Ouji......can I play? " Chi-Chi grinned.
" When I'm done. " Goten nodded. Chi-Chi sighed.
" Well if you're not going to let me use the phone and you're not going to let me play your gameboy then you could at
least turn the tv on so I'll have something to watch. " she spoke up.
Goten looked up from his game, pausing it, " Mm....OH-KAY! " he grabbed the remote and turned the tv in the kitchen
on to show Vegeta standing behind a small podium in a straight-jacket with various policemen on either side of the ouji;
Goku standing next to Vegeta and looking extremely worried, " Hey! They found Uncle Veggie! Even without your help Kaasan. "
he commented. Chi-Chi hopped the chair closer to the tv and gawked.
" It IS the Ouji! In a STRAIGHT-JACKET!!! " Chi-Chi's jaw nearly fell to the floor, " Haha, other people must've, ha,
called in about seeing him at, hahaha, Capsule, haha, Corp! " she felt a rush of joy enter her body, " And now they're,
haha, taking Vegeta far far away from, hahaha, here! OH GOTEN THIS IS WONDERFUL!!! The Ouji's going away and we'll never
see him ever again! There IS a sun at the end of the storm! There IS a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow! And there IS
an end to the Ouji's reign of terror over my Go-chan and it's happening RIGHT NOW!!! " Chi-Chi laughed excitedly,
" *sniffle* Oh Goten, Mommy's so HAPPY!!! " tears of elation ran down Chi-Chi's cheeks, " Goten, higher the volume! I want
to hear the Ouji's demise loud and clear!! "
Vegeta cleared his throat on-screen. Chi-Chi paled.
" Dear God they're going to let him talk. " she sweatdropped.
" Hello. " Vegeta began, all eyes turned in his direction, " As many of you may know, I am the raved about 'space
alien' you all have been seeing on tv. That is true. My name is Vegeta Oujisama, the saiyajin no Ouji of planet Bejito-sei.
A long time ago, my homeplanet of Bejito-sei was blown up, leaving only a select 4 of us to roam about space. Saiyajins are
very creative and our quartet lasted as long as it could until half of our already dwindling population was killed. Raditsu
by former Tenkaichi Budokai contestant Piccolo Daimao Jr, and the other saiyajin--Nappa, killed by yours truely. However
you've seen that part on tv so that's not new news to you. "
Chi-Chi froze, " I don't like where this is going... "
" What you don't know yet is that there are only TWO remaining members of the saiyajin species/race. Myself--the
prince of the saiyajin homeplanet, and a third-class recently-bumped-up-to-first-in-the-last-story peasant named
Kakarrotto Koi. " Vegeta smirked off in Goku's direction. Goku turned a pale green and his eyes bugged out of his head,
" Or as the rest of you bakas know him as, "Son Goku". "
The crowd collectively gasped. Goku froze in place. Chi-Chi fell to the floor unconsious.
" VEGGIE!!! WHAT'RE YOU DOING!!! " Goku exclaimed.
Vegeta kicked the podium aside and turned around, " I'm sure all of you--or at least the Budokai fans, have seen
"Son Goku" having a tail like this in the ring before. " the ouji flitted his own furry tail about, " It's a saiyajin trait.
We all have one. And as you can see, Kakarrotto's is firmly in place as well. Isn't that right, Kakarrotto? "
Goku grabbed his own tail protectively, " Veh-GEEE!! Cut it out! "
The policemen pulled out a slightly larger straight-jacket.
" Now you may ask, "why is the cute little space-alien telling us this"? Well Earthlings, to tell you the truth, we
have both heard of how well you usually treat your endangered species. Letting them go about their plans as they please and
trying not to interfere from fear of accidentally killing off some of the few remaining of the species. " Vegeta explained
proudly, " That's why I will make a deal with your people! If you promise to let me go and we all let this "alien" thing
blow over, I promise not to blow over half the planet in total annihilation, how's that? " he smirked.
" *CLIP*! "
" YIPE!! " Goku exclaimed. Vegeta looked over his shoulder to see the policemen had just gotten Goku into a
straight-jacket as well, " Veggie make it stop it hurts!!! "" he wailed.
" HEY! Whadda you think you're doing! I just promised NOT to destroy all of you if you left us alone! " Vegeta
snapped.
" Sorry Mr. Oujisama. We can't DO that. " the policeman glared at him, " THROW THEM BOTH IN THE VAN, BOYS! "
The policemen knocked Goku into the padded back of the van, " VEGGIE VEGGIE VEGGIE!!! " he wailed, tears running down
his face, " I don't wanna go away Veggie!!! "
Vegeta jumped in after him, " You don't HAVE to, Kakarrotto. Neither of us do! It's against the planet's "endangered
species" law you know. " he explained.
" Really? " Goku looked up at him from on the floor with big sparkily, slightly teary eyes.
" Really. " the ouji smiled warmly.
" *SLAM*! "
" BAKA!!! " Vegeta swurved around, shouting at the just-slammed backdoors, " OPEN THIS AND LET US OUT RIGHT NOW!!
WE'RE AN ENDANGERED SPECIES, YA KNOW!! " he yelled throught the bars on the back windows to the van.
" I think that's for our crack team of scientists to decide upon, don't you? "
" NO I DON'T!!! Peh, you'd HAVE to be on something just to lock innocent bystanders up in asylum-like vans on
purpose! " the ouji retorted.
" Aw shove it, ya 'little space-alien'. " another policeman said as he got in the frontseat and started the car. Both
saiyajins froze at the sound.
Goku looked over at Vegeta as he felt the car beginning to speed off, " What'll we do now, little Veggie? " his
eyes watered.
Vegeta sighed defeated, " Kakarrotto, I have NO idea. "
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3:37 AM 4/27/03
END OF PART 2!
Vegeta: (gawking) I got caught.
Chuquita: Yep.
Vegeta: YOU LET ME GET CAUGHT!!!
Chuquita: So? Don't worry about it Veggie, there's a happy ending. You're not gonna die or anything.
Vegeta: (grumbles) Sure I won't "die", I'll just be forced to go through embarassing and humilating lab experiments.
Goku: (happily) Don't worry little Veggie! I'll be there with you all the way! [hugs Veggie]
Vegeta: (bright red) (sticks tongue out at Chu) Neh!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) ... (turns back to audiance) I'm gonna try to answer a couple questions; but I promise I won't take up
too much space (this chapter's already huge enough)
To Callimogua: I'm so happy someone else noticed Veggie's height change! :) I was looking at the mangas and during the Freeza
saga Veggie's only a bit taller than Kuririn (the top of Kuririn's head reaches the bottom of Veggie's ears) but by the time
the Cell episodes come up Veggie's got a whole head over him!! Yes, I think the idea of Freeza messing with Veggie's dna to
keep him from getting taller is a good explination. After all, Veggie's dad towered over Freeza; the ice-jin probably didn't
want Veggie to get bigger or more powerful than him so he slipped him something to slow down his growth.
To hotsexyboy & caraway27: Goku's not yaoi! *sweatdrops* He seems ooc but other characters in my fics are slightly different
from their anime counterparts too. This is probably the first fic you read that I wrote so it seemed weird to you.
All my fics are loosely tied together, sort of like a series. Veggie also hasn't created any real "evil plots to get his
servant-maid" during this one so he blended into the backround more and Goku stood out more; which doesn't normally happen.
This fic is not a yaoi and I'll end it at that :)
To Nekoni: Well, here's the cameos :D Well, they're not really cameos, the fusions come in during the next chapter too.
I've actually seen all the Trigun eps that've aired so far on CN. It's just starting to get dark but I don't mind it that
much. I have to find out what's behind that weird morphing arm Vash has and how it was strong enought to blow a hole in the
moon.
To People Hate Me: Hai! I've seen Invader Zim before. Liked the ep where Zim got the invisible space-armor but when it turned
invisible it was the only thing to go invisible and everyone could still see Zim. And the thing ran on an electric cord so
Gir had to keep running around and plugging it into different sockets so he could keep moving. CN stopped airing the show
though. *shrugs* No idea why.
To Maria Cline: Thank you so much for correcting me on the tournament numbers. *nods* At least I remembered there was a 3 in
the ones place. Planet Namek used to have all that stuff for me to reference when it was up. *sigh* Oh well. (perks up)
Actually Son-kun gets a couple flashbacks in part 3 from the time period after the 23'd tournament to before Veggie appeared
(so we do get to see the happier, younger, non-stress-engulfed Chi-Chi; along w/baby Gohan!)
To Lil' Chi Chi: *grins* You're lucky then, I was planning on having Veggie caught in the first place. The story would've
ended with chapter 2 having Veggie escape if I hadn't let them catch him. Don't worry, he'll be oh-kay in the end. Even I
like a little Veggie-torture sometimes. *nod* The OAV's at dragonballarena dot gamesurf dot it/english/oav dot php .
I gotta warn anybody who wants to download it that it's unzipped so there's a LOT of files (12 in all) It takes forever to
get done, but it's worth it. :) I did see the episodes were Legato first appeared. Ever notice he's eating something
everytime he first shows up in an episode? There was the hotdog, I think waffles, and something else. He can control Vash
because he actually has his missing left arm on his own body! O_O That spoiler really blew my mind. It'll take me a couple
more eps to decide if I like Legato or not though. *nods* Oh! And thank you for pointing out Goku's non-yaoiness. If the
other reviews had seen any of my other fics they'd probably know that Goku & Veggie have a weird relationship, but it's
not a yaoi one. :)
Chuquita: *whew* That was a lot of talking. I know there were other reviews too but nobody else asked an actual question;
thanks to all who review anyways! (grins)
Vegeta: Looks like that took a lot out of you.
Chuquita: It did. OH! Did you know they're coming out with another dbz game for gameboy advance? Only this time you get to
play as Son-kun, Gohan, Veggie, Trunks, or Piccolo!
Goku: (psycho-grin) I wanna play as Veggie!! (raises his arm in the air)
Vegeta: (panic) No you don't!
Chuquita: This one spans the whole Trunks/Android/Cell saga (which is also in the Budokai game I have) but the thing about
this one is they don't skip past whole sections where Veggie's the main hero like they did in Budokai. (pouts) I wanted to
fight Android 20 and Cell as Veggie.
Vegeta: (sigh) Even marketing hates me.
Goku: I can't see why.
Chuquita: I bet it's Veggie's attitude.
Goku: (grins) Yeah Veggie, you're too sassy!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) AGAIN with the "sassy"!!!
Chuquita: OH! I wanted to say thank you very very very much to Sholio for helping me get my 273 & 274 subs back! Thank you!
Goku: (happily) Now we can watch me "heeheehee" dance around Veggie again!
Chuquita: Actually that part's in 275; along with the cheek-to-cheek ki-blast. Personally I'm hoping that after the
dragonball arena decides to put their full majin buu sub episodes back up after they finish off gt for the second time around
. (to Son) I'm glad they're re-doing their gt eps cuz this way I get the ones I missed the first time and the ones I lost to
the computer.
Goku: Chibinized me is silly!
Chuquita: Also most of Funi's gt site is up if anyone wants to see any crisp-looking screenshots check a character's profile
page. Each time you refresh the page they give you new screenshots at the bottom.
Vegeta: Ech! Look at the disgusting photo they used for my profile.
Chuquita: That's not you, that's your super-tall ugly mustachio-ed clone that Bulma made in her lab.
Vegeta: (sweatdrop) You like that theory, don't you Chu?
Chuquita: Well, either that one or the one where you had a mental breakdown after Son left with Uubu and you accidentally
chopped your hair off in an attempt to kill yourself and the mustache was Bura's idea to help you get more self-esteem back
and feel better about the loss of your hair and big buddy.
Vegeta: Where do you get this stuff?!
Chuquita: (shrugs) No idea. LCP has a theory that Bura's a clone of Bulma.
Goku: (thinks) Bura does have absolutely none of Veggie's physical traits....and she's not even mentioned in the last couple
episodes she's shown in...
Chuquita: (to Veggie) Any thoughts?
Vegeta: ...
Goku: Heeheehee, Veggie thoughts.
Chuquita: Personally I think that if Bura was a clone and didn't know it she'd go nuts if she found out she wasn't part
saiyajin.
Goku: (happy) DUCK AND COVER!
Chuquita: Did you know GT Goten's girlfriend Parisu; while not bossy like Chi-Chi or Videl were at times; doesn't know how to
eat a hamburger the right way?
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) (flatly) I'm sure they'll be very happy together.
Goku: Aww, that's sweet Veggie!
Vegeta: I was being sarca---oh nevermind.
Chuquita: One more thing before we go! My clay-Veggie I made in art class is going in the kiln (thingy that fires it so it's
hardened) on Tuesday. The teacher said if she had put it in with everything else he could've exploded cuz he didn't have any
major holes going through him. Everybody wish my clay-Veggie luck; if he doesn't explode and I get to paint him along with my
snoopy-pot I'll try and scan him so you can see what he looks like.
Goku: Wow, talk about irony. Clay-Veggie exploding just like real-Veggie did when he was fighting Fat Buu!
Vegeta: That's not "irony", that's PAIN!
Chuquita: I worked so hard on my clay-Veggie too. I hope he'll be oh-kay. (to Veggie) You have any idea how hard it is to
sculpt your hair!
Vegeta: (evil satisfied smirk)
Chuquita: ...yeah, I thought so.
Vegeta: At least you didn't make Kakarrotto.
Chuquita: Point. He would've been even bigger and had even more of a chance of exploding in a firey ball of clay and flames.
Goku: (sweatdrop)
Chuquita: (happily) Well, see you in part 3 everybody! [waves goodbye]
Goku: (does salute) May the veggies be with you!
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from "Shounen Jump #5"
Veggie: I forgot to mention...when I become a super saiyajin my ferocity increases too. We enter a sort of ecstatic state,
you see.
Chuey's Corner:
Goku: (licks his chops) Like the feeling you get when you're the very first to eat one of the freshly baked chocolate-chip
cookies in the kitchen! (muses)
Vegeta: Is food ALL you can think about today!
Chuquita: Heh-heh, Veggie--ferocious. (snickers)
Vegeta: (narrows his eyes) What's wrong with me being ferocious?
Chuquita: (chuckling) Nothing. It's just that--I can't imagine you trying to look evil without bursting into laughter at your
expressions.
Goku: (grins) YAH! Veggie's too cute to be a bad Veggie!......IS there such a thing as a "bad" Veggie?
Vegeta: (groans) Ugh...
Chuquita: Anyway, during this fic's Corners we'll talking all things Veggie and the interesting physical changes the ouji
goes through throughout dbz. Cuz let's face it, without Veggie around putting the gang in danger all the time, the show'd
be pretty boring.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops)
Goku: Yeah, without little Veggie we would've never had to deal with Nappa, Freeza, Cell, OR Buu! Gohan'd be going to school
like a regular kid, I'd probably have job by now, and Chi-chan would be very happy......(frowns suddenly in slight shock) And
my life would've been irrepressibly boring. (looks over at Veggie & hugs him) Thank you Veggie!
Vegeta: (confused) Where did YOU learn words like "irrepressibly"?!
Goku: (thinks hard) Mmm....I dunno! (big grin)
Chuquita: Since I have no idea who or how many people responded to the poll, we'll do that in the end corner.
Goku: Now we're gonna talk about Cell and Buu Veggies!
Vegeta: (groans) Oh joy.
Chuquita: During Cell is when Veggie first starts to become the "kaka-obsessed" self he is today.
Goku: It was also Veggie's first time to be free from Freeza so he got a little sassy! Veggie's new sassy attitude caused
those around him to find him very annoying; but I'm not sure why. I thought it was cute.
Vegeta: "Sassy"?
Chuquita: This was the same saga where Veggie stood on a ledge for 3 days, talked to Son-kun while he was in his coma-like
state, stayed in the Room of Time and Space with Trunks for a year and then for a second year all by himself, got blown up
inside the gravity room and put on hospital machines only to sneak back inside the room and train while still in his bandages
, and have dreams where he fought and was running after Goku! (content smile)
Goku: (to Veggie) WOW Veggie, you were a real little wack-job back then, weren't you!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) "Sassy"?
Chuquita: My favorite filler; "Goku and Piccolo learn how to drive"; was also in this saga. (grins) BOY what a great episode
THAT was. (sigh) If only they had brought Veggie along.
Vegeta: (mock-laugh) HA! _ME_ on the same road as THAT! [points to Goku]
Goku: (grinning wildly like a maniac) (randomness) PINAPPLE!
Chuquita: I liked when the teacher asked for the wheel and Son-kun literally ripped the thing off the car and handed it to
him....then the car flew off-course and they landed in the ocean.
Vegeta: (nods) Thankfully Kakarrotto's driving skills have improved greatly since then. (to Son) You'd probably also make a
pretty good chauffeur in addition to being a servant-maid, Kaka-chan.
Goku: (smiles) (warmly) I can drive Veggie anywhere his lil Veggie-heart desires to be driven! [starts to rub Veggie's back]
Vegeta: (eyes widen) ...
Chuquita: Personally I think it would've been hilarious if you had both gone into the Room of Spirit and Time together
instead of pairing off with family members.
Goku: (grins) YEAH!! A whole year training with little Veggie with no one to bother us or tell us "Goku you pick up your
underwear right now" or "Goku why don't you get a job instead of 'training' all day" or "Goku get your clothes back on this
is a public place and if you don't wear something nice people will stare at you!".
Vegeta: [trying to push Goku's hands away] Life with Onna isn't the funnest thing in the world, is it Kakay?
Goku: Yes & no. (sniffles) Back when I first saw her again after we met Mirai she told me that after I trained for those 3
years and beat the androids that I had to give up fighting and get a job like normal people. (eyes water) [grabs Veggie by
the shoulders] (sobbing) I CAN'T GO WITHOUT FIGHTING, LITTLE VEGGIE!! [hugs him tightly, crying at the memory]
Vegeta: Ahh, NOW I'm starting to get the bigger picture of why you didn't want to be wished back after we beat Cell. (smirks)
You wanted to get away from Onna, didn't you Kakay-chan?
Goku: What? NO! [pulls away from Veggie] I didn't want to be wished back because I was afraid some other evil being would
arrive an threaten to kill us all because of the need to take revenge on me for some reason.
Vegeta: You know, Kakay. _I_ wouldn't have forced you to give up the very thing that is set within your saiyajin nature to
do. We are warriors you know. (evil smirk)
Goku: [plops Veggie in his chair] (nervous laugh) And now for part 2!
Vegeta: HEY! Kakarrotto don't change the subject on m--
Summary: It's been 13 years since Veggie first landed on Earth, and newschannels are starting to finally replay the videos
taken of the two aliens who blew up Eastern City. The newscasters along with the FBI and scientists are beginning to believe
that the smaller alien is still alive, AND walking among the Earthlings. Now there's a 100 million $ reward for the capture
of the alien, and everybody wants to take advantage of it, including Chi-Chi and the other members of the Z-senshi who
particularly don't care for the ouji. But what happens when Veggie reveals to the press that Goku is also an alien? Will the
gang be able to save the two saiyajins from ending up subjects in a series of, private, secret experiments on their minds
and bodies? Will there be anything left to save by the time they get there?
Vegeta: --e. (narrows his eyes at Son) Very clever, Kakarrotto. VERY clever.
Goku: (happily) I aim to please, little Veggie! (big grin)
Vegeta: (sighs) Sometimes I really do wonder about you, Kakarrotto.
Goku: (sweetly) Aww, Veggie that is so *nice*! I ~*wonder*~ about you too!
Vegeta: (twitch) (bright red) Ohhh....
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" BAKA ONNA!! HOW DARE SHE!! " Vegeta boiled as he stared at the tv screen through his sunglasses.
" Little Veggie what secret IS Chi-chan talking about? " Goku asked, confused.
" OHHHHHH, how should I know!? I have DOZENS of them. Even so, it may not be one of my own but one she might've MADE
UP just to grab more attention to me from the media. " a look of worry replaced the rage on Vegeta's face, " Oh God,
Kakarrotto what she starts spreading RUMORS about me! Of course everyone would have to believe her because she knows me!! "
" I'm waiting, wee-ji. " Chi-Chi said in a sing-song voice on the tv as it clocked down at 3:32.
" ERrrr... "
" What're we gonna do, Veggie? " Goku looked down at the ouji, worried, " This is just like that time when Chi-chan
made me lie about myself at the parent-teacher interview when she tried to get Gohan into that one school! Only WORSE! "
" ! " Vegeta froze inplace. A smirk curled around his lips and the little ouji began to chuckle evilly, " Lying, of
course. If Onna wants to play pretend with me then I'll play pretend with her. " he turned to Goku, " Kakarrotto! Get me your
cell-phone and a megaphone! I have a plan. " he snickered.
" YAY! " Goku cheered, then zipped out of the room and returned within seconds; now holding both the megaphone and
cell-phone, " Here you are little Veggie 'o mine! "
" Thank you Kaka-chan. " Vegeta said sweetly, making the larger saiyajin giggle with embarassment as the smaller one
took the objects from him. Vegeta speed-dialed Chi-Chi's cellphone number; which, due to the phone was on hold; caused it to
pickup without her knowledge, " Ah, EX-cellent. " he held the cell-phone out with one hand and the megaphone in the other.
" Hey lil Vedge'ums, what're you planning to do? " the larger saiyajin said while poking the top of Vegeta's head.
" I'm going to time Onna's little "secret" about me so that when she decides to speak up I'm going to blast a secret
about her over this microphone and onto her cell so loud no one will hear what SHE has to say! " Vegeta smirked, then paused,
" ...AND STOP TOUCHING ME! How am I supposed to avoid your kaka-germs along with that nasty kaka-disease of yours if you
keep spreading MORE of those germs ONTO MY BODY! "
" Aw Veggie, you're just paranoid! " Goku laughed it off, " You just don't wanna admit what the semi-creepy future
you knew all a-long. " he said warmly, sighing.
" Future me is a victim OF your kaka-disease which is WHY he became "semi-creepy". " Vegeta said, annoyed, then
turned back to the countdown, which had just hit 1:00.
" Hmm, interesting, Ouji. You really believe I'm bluffing, huh. Well I'm sure you'll know how serious I am about
helping these guys capture you once I reveal your intresting little secret. Go-chan, I'd advise you to sit down for this
one. " she said as the countdown continued down to 10 seconds. Vegeta felt his throat go slightly dry as he counted down the
seconds.
" ...5...4...3...2...1-- " Vegeta took a deep breath.
" The Ouji has a crush on "Kakarrotto"! "
" ONNA ABUSES HER HUSBAND, "SON GOKU"!! " both spoke simultaneously. Chi-Chi and Vegeta froze at once, their eyes
bulging out of their heads. Chi-Chi reached shakily into her pocket and pulled out her cell-phone, which was still connected.
Vegeta's arms fell loose to the floor and both objects in his hands fell to the ground, soon followed by his body as
his eyes rolled back into his head and he fainted.
Goku meanwhile stood there completely baffled as to why his two closest friends had just not only lied about each
other but had called him by each other's nicknames for the saiyajin.
Newscaster Dan looked over at Chi-Chi in shock, " You--ABUSED the winner of the 33rd Tenkaichi Budokai and spouse
Son Goku? " he blinked.
" NO! " Chi-Chi snapped at him, " I WOULD NEVER ABUSE MY SWEET GO-CHAN HOW DARE YOU EVEN SUGGEST SUCH A THING YOU
FILTHY DIRTY MAN!!! " it was at this point Chi-Chi had already grabbed the newscaster by the throat and was beginning to
shake him back and forth in a rage.
" Mrs.....Mrs. Son.... " he squeaked out, " We're still on...the air... "
Chi-Chi turned to the camera and sweatdropped, then let go of the newscaster, causing him to fall to the floor,
" Uh-heh-heh-heh. How silly of me, I must've just gotten carried away like that. I'm so sorry. " she gave him a fake smile as
she helped him back up, the newscaster looked at her, slightly leery as he scooted his chair away from her slightly.
" Uh-huh.... "
Chi-Chi laughed nervously at the camera, " I apologize, I don't know what came over me. I forgot I left my cell-phone
on and all of a sudden the Ouji starts screaming LIES about me through the little thing, uh heh-heh. " she said, then
whispered in a hissing tone, " GOKU GET OVER HERE NOW!! "
The larger saiyajin sweatdropped at the tv, then shrugged and teleported to the station, standing next to Chi-Chi,
" You called Chi-chan? " he grinned.
" Goku, we're going back to Bulma's. NOW. " she grabbed him by the sleeve of his gi, " I have a bone to pick with the
Ouji. " Chi-Chi growled, then turned back to the newscaster, " I'll call you and give you all the information you need on the
Ouji as soon as I finish mending this little mishap. " she waved to him, " NOW, Goku. "
" Whatever you say Chi-chan! " Goku shrugged, then teleported them back to the kitchen where Vegeta was lying on the
floor unconsious. Chi-Chi walked over to Vegeta and kicked him in the side.
" EVIL LITTLE OUJI! "
" CHI-CHAN! " Goku gasped, grabbing Vegeta off the floor and hugging him tightly, " You can't just KICK Veggie when
he's unconsious! "
" Can I kick him when he IS consious? "
" NO! " the large saiyajin squeezed the ouji protectively, " Veggie could get hurt and I don't know WHAT I'd do
without my favorite little Veggie in the whole wide world! "
" Uhhhhhhhh... " Vegeta drooled as he lulled between consious and unconsiousness.
" Chi-chan, why did you lie about little Veggie? " Goku asked softly as to not wake up Vegeta, " I mean, you changed
the entire battles we had with him even though the people SAW clips from the first one which were completely opposite with
some things you said, and then you lied again about little Veggie just now! How COULD you? "
" How COULD I?! GOKU! HE TRIED TO-- "
" --but-Veggie's-sorry! And-he's-good-now! " Goku said quickly, interupting her.
" GOOD?! " Chi-Chi walked around Goku and glared at the half-unconsious Ouji. She angrily slapped him across the face
, " HA! The only thing he's good at is driving us all INSANE! " she said as Vegeta groggily looked up and let out an angered
roar.
" ARG!!! " he lept from Goku's arms and dove at Chi-Chi, enraged, " HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ME ON NATIONAL TV!!"
he plunked his foot down on Chi-Chi stomach, bursting into ssj2, " I SHOULD KILL YOU RIGHT NOW!!!! "
" Just try it, Ouji. See what "Kakay" thinks of you THEN! " Chi-Chi smirked, in slight pain, " You wouldn't dare kill
me. Not with him right over there. " she pointed off to the left. Vegeta turned, still glaring, in the same direction only to
nearly meet face-to-face with a curious-looking Goku.
" Does, this mean Chi-chan WAS really telling the truth and little Veggie DOES has a crush on me? " Goku tilted his
head.
" NO WAY NOT A CHANCE!!! " Vegeta screamed, bright red, " I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO NON-BUDDYSHIP NON-PLATONIC FEELINGS
FOR YOU YOU BIG MUSHY-MINDED BAKA!!! "
" ...huh? " Goku looked even more confused than ever.
" I have NO CRUSH on you, Kakarrotto! THAT'S A LIE! " Vegeta snapped, then folded his arms as his power calmed down
back to normal. He looked away with his eyes closed shut and the redness starting to lighten on his face, " It's nothing more
than a fictitious statement fabricated within Onna's mind inorder to ruin my reputation and allow me to become too paranoid
to protect myself against those wishing to capture me. " he snickered, rubbing his hands together nervously, " But it didn't
work--DID IT Onna! " Vegeta said, his bottom right eyelid twitching quickly.
" Oh I think it worked, Ouji. Not as well as I expected; but then again I did only use Go-chan's "saiyajin" name. Why
if I had used "Son Goku" all sorts of things would've popped up in the media questioning if you two were having some sort of
affair or something! Believe me that's the LAST thing I want, this was only to shake the Ouji up a bit. " she explained.
Goku laughed, " Hahaha, aw Chi-chan! I couldn't have an affair with Veggie even if I wanted to! There's no hole for
me to put it in. " he paused and looked over at Vegeta, " Right, Veggie? "
" OF COURSE I HAVE NO HOLE!!! " Vegeta shouted. He turned to glare at Chi-Chi, " You are so lucky my shouting
blotched out that little "phrase" of yours Onna, because if I hadn't I WOULD destory you right now, Kakarrotto in the room
or NOT! " he got up, allowing Chi-Chi to do the same.
" And that's ANOTHER thing! " she fumed, " HOW COULD YOU SAY I ABUSE MY GO-CHAN!! "
Vegeta smirked, regaining his ground, " Well THAT, Onna, unlike your statement about my so-called "crush",-- " he
turned to Goku, " --WHICH IS A _LIE_,-- " the ouji turned back to Chi-Chi, " is completely true. "
" Oh yeah?! GOKU! " Chi-Chi said, " Name ONE TIME when I have physically hit you! "
" Umm, Chi-chan's never hit me before outside of when we used to spar together, Veggie. " Goku said quietly.
" HA! In your face, Ouji! " Chi-Chi pointed at him.
" But I--I feel a lil emotionally abused sometimes. " the large saiyajin twiddled his fingers.
" What?! Oh Goku you've got to be KIDDING me! " Chi-Chi exclaimed.
" Well you--you yell at me a lot and you say bad things about Veggie and fighting and saiyajins and you make me lie
to people and say I've got a job and that I'm a human when I'm not and, and, I used to like you a lot better back when you
used to spar with me everyday. " he looked down, " Cuz when Chi-chan spars she let's out her anger and stress the way little
Veggie does and it used to help her stay calm and nice and collected. But when she can't take it out on punches she takes it
out on me. " Goku sniffled.
Chi-Chi frowned in realization, " Oh Go-chan, I'm sorry. " she put a hand on his shoulder, " How about after they
capture the Ouji I train a little with you, would that make you feel better? I'll even wear my hair in the ponytail like I
used to when we sparred. You'd like that, right? " she smiled.
" Chi-chan, I don't want Veggie to go away. " the larger saiyajin said, frightened at the thought.
" Oh come on, Kakarrotto! " Vegeta said, grabbing Goku and pulling him towards the front door.
" Wh--where're we going, lil Vedge'ums? " Goku asked, surprised.
" We're GOING to go to that ZTV news station and put an end to this ONCE and FOR ALL! " Vegeta gritted his teeth.
" Umm, Veggie, couldn't we just telep--- " Goku sweatdropped at the determined look on Vegeta's face, " --nevermind."
" You know, Ouji, I think you'd accomplish that a lot quicker along with the disposing of that "rumor" if you let go
of Goku's hand before you both go outside; just a hint. " Chi-Chi snickered.
Vegeta growled at her, then looked down to see he had grabbed Goku by the hand, " *YARG*!! KUSO! " he yanked his hand
away, shuddering, " Kakarrotto.... " the ouji said warningly.
" But Veggie did it, it wasn't me! "
" ... " Vegeta pondered this for a moment, " OHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh--DOUBLE KUSO!!! " he turned the doorknob and flung
the door open, " HURRY UP, KAKARROTTO! " Vegeta stomped outside.
" Aye-aye, you're highness! " Goku saluted goofily, then skipped out after him.
Chi-Chi waited until both were gone, then snickered a bit and grabbed the nearest phone and dialed a number, " Hello,
ZTV; this is Son Chi-Chi, yes I know, the one who was just on the show. I have some interesting tidbit about the Ouji, you
see.... "
/dl
" WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! " Vegeta shrieked as he stood out on the front lawn of his house. The ouji had
apparently become the next fad of the season; there were people walking around wearing pictures of "the alien" on t-shirts
and baseball caps, little children were playing with plush-toy versions of the saiyajin, people were wearing furry belts
meant to look like the way the smaller saiyajin wore his tail around his waist when he first landed on Earth, " WHAT THE HECK
IS ALL THIS!!! " he screamed in horror.
Goku, meanwhile, was in a spaced-out, musing dream-world as he stared at the scene w/big sparkily eyes, " Wow...it's
just like Disneyland, only with ~*Veggies*~ instead of Mickey Mouse!!!! THIS IS SO KAWAII!!! " the large saiyajin clasped
his hands together, " I wonder if I have any t-shirts and action figures around here? " he looked about eagerly.
" It's....so wrong... " Vegeta couldn't shake himself out of the shock.
" I'm gonna go blow my weekly allowance! Be right back Veggie~! " Goku cheerfully trotted off while the tail that
Vegeta kept hidden beneath his jacket to keep people from suspecting who he really was twitched back and forth as if it
wanted to explode out in a terrified rage with all it's light brown hairs standing on end.
" So...very wrong.... "
" VEGGIEVEGGIE lookit me I'm back! " Goku ran back over to him, now wearing a white t-shirt overtop his orange gi,
a new watch on his hand and a string to a balloon in his hand. His other free hand held a banana soft-serve ice-cream cone.
The t-shirt sporting the image of a very well drawn picture of a content-looking Vegeta hanging upside-down by his tail on a
tree-branch. Beneath the picture it read in black letters 'Just Hanging Around'. The watch held a picture of the little ouji
on it with his arms for the second hand and minute hand. The balloon was a big red silhouette outline of Vegeta's head, " And
LOOK! The ice-cream sprinkles are shaped like little Veggies and little Veggie-tails!!! " Goku grinned eagerly, pointing at
the ice-cream, then taking a big bite out of it, smiled at Vegeta, " Oh VEGGIE! This is the most funnest thing I've ever done
EVER!! " Goku through his arms in the air and waved them back and forth, " OH! Did I mention I also got free complimentary
Veggie-gloves? " he held out his hands to show the ouji he was also wearing a pair of white gloves.
" ... "
" Veggie. "
" ... "
" Veggie? " Goku said, concerned.
" THEY'RE MARKING ME LIKE A PRODUCT!!! " Vegeta wailed, dropping to his knees in horror, " THOSE BAKAYAROS!! And I
thought Onna was bad. THEY'RE MAKING MONEY OFF MY IMAGE AND PAINFUL SITUATION!!! "
" ... " Goku looked down at his t-shirt, " Aww, come on Veggie, it's now all THAT bad. "
A little girl walked by sucking on a large blueberry lollipop shaped like Vegeta's head.
" KAKARROTTO ARE YOU INSANE!!! " Vegeta screamed in his face; well, in his chest anyway. Vegeta quickly noted the
height difference and floated up til he was eye-to-eye with Goku, THEN began to scream in his face, " Kakarrotto this isn't
FUNNY! I'm like a freakin beanie-baby or a tickle-me elmo to these people! I'm a FAD!! I DON'T WANNA BE A FAD!! " he shook
Goku by the collar while shaking and shuddering.
" Oh--oh Veggie calm down. Veggie it'll be alright, really. " Goku said, worried as he grabbed the ouji and hugged
him tightly against his body, " We'll fix everything Veggie, I promise. " the large saiyajin said warmly, then smiled, " And
you know how well I keep I promises, right? "
" Heh-heh, yeahhhh.. " Vegeta grinned dopishly, feeling special along with feeling the blood rush to his face,
lighting it up a bright red, " You're good at making everything feel just right, Kakay-chan.... "
" Thank you little Veggie. " Goku giggled, flattered, then pulled something out of his pocket, " Marshmellow peep? "
Vegeta took one look at the little sugar-pink-color-coated peep only to see instead of being shaped like a bunny or
baby chick it was shaped like a chubby little version of himself. The ouji shrieked and batted it away, his arm now
shuddering again, " Ka...ka.... "
" SORRY! " Goku butted in, " I didn't mean to! I was just trying to help, Veggie. REALLY! "
" F--fine. " Vegeta tried to calm down, the larger saiyajin started rubbing Vegeta's back.
" Poor sweet baby... "
" MMmmm~~ " Vegeta mused, then shook it off, " KAKARROTTO CUT THAT OUT! "
Goku stopped while still giggling lightly to himself.
" The point is this is very creepy and the faster we get to the ZTV station, the better. " Goku set Vegeta down on
the grass gently. Vegeta turned around only to walk straight into a fairly large cop.
" Hey, either of you two guys seen the alien around here? " the first cop said.
" We got a tip from ZTV that he's been living here in West City. " the second one added.
Vegeta twitched while Goku paled.
" Veggie, I think we should go back inside.. " Goku whispered. Vegeta nodded silently in agreement.
" No officers, Ka--my friend here and I haven't seen the alien at all. ACTUALLY I heard he was residing in NORTH city
to tell the truth. " Vegeta smirked while he fibbed.
" Really? We should call ahead on that then. " the first cop said to the second. He pulled out a walkie-talkie just
as the two saiyajins bounded back inside Capsule Corp; Vegeta firmly locking the door behind them.
" Oh GOD, this is NUTS! " he exclaimed, taking his sunglasses off and wiping the sweat from his brow, " Psst,
Kakarrotto! " Vegeta hissed at him, " Do me a favor and close ALL the windows and curtains in the house, will ya? " he said
while shivering.
" Can do little Veggie! " Goku saluted him, then teleported at super-speed around the building and managed to get
the task done in under 10 seconds, " THERE! Everything is covered lil Vedge'ums! " he gave Vegeta an "ok" thumbs-up.
Vegeta sighed, " Good. " he then spotted Chi-Chi on the phone, " YOU! " he pointed at her. She looked temporarily
startled, " YOU'RE THE ONE WHO JUST CALLED IN AND TOLD THE COPS WHAT CITY I WAS IN!! "
Chi-Chi quickly hung up, " No I didn't. "
" Chi-chan, maybe you oughta come with me. " Goku said, " I can take you back home and Gohan can watch you so you
don't call up and tattle on Veggie again. "
" But Goku I'm not---hey what're you wearing?! " she gawked suddenly at him.
Vegeta sighed, " Apparently they're building an outer-space theme park to me. " he said dryly.
Chi-Chi cocked an eyebrow at him.
" Come on Chi-chan, time to go. " Goku smiled, picking her up.
" GOKU!! GOKU I SAID I DON'T WANT TO GO HOME! WHO'RE YOU GOING TO LISTEN TO! YOUR WIFE OR THE OUJI! " she yelled.
" Me. " Goku simply responded, nodding. Chi-Chi sat there speechless as he teleported her back home.
Vegeta walked tiredly over to the couch and slumped down in it, groaning, " Why me? "
/dl
" I can't believe this, I can't believe you just brought me home like that! " Chi-Chi groaned, " AND I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU TIED MY HANDS BEHIND MY BACK!! " she said as she sat on one of the chairs in the kitchen.
" I'm sorry Chi-chan, but _I_ can't have you tattling on Veggie anymore. " Goku frowned, " He could be in real danger
after all you've said and lied to the newspeople about him. "
" I haven't LIED. " Chi-Chi scoffed.
" Chi-chan, you said that Veggie killed Piccolo, Yamcha, Tenshinhan, and Chaoutzu when even THE NEWSPEOPLE already
saw on tv that it was Nappa! " Goku exclaimed.
Chi-Chi's eyes widened, " Oh..crap, they DO?! "
Goku laughed nervously, " Umm, yeah. They--they aired that probably before you turned the tv on. "
" Oh CRAP! " Chi-Chi threw her head back, accidentally smacking it on the hard back of the kitchen chair, " Oww. "
" Not to mention Veggie nearly saving himself by you lieing about him liking me in a "non-buddyship, non-platonic"
way. " Goku added, tieing her feet to the chair as well.
Chi-Chi sighed, " Goku, there's really no reason for you to tie me up over it; besides, " she brightened up, " I used
your saiyajin name so only the Ouji would know and people wouldn't think it was you who started something. "
" Chi-chan, " Goku said slowly, " Veggie called me Kakarrotto dozens of times during that first battle, that's the
only name he DOES call me even today. "
Chi-Chi paled, " You mean they'd....know it was you....that I was talking about? "
The large saiyajin nodded, " Part of the tape even showed Veggie hearing them talking about Son Goku and said
something like "Son Goku you say, oh you must mean Kakarrotto's Earth name". Of course people would figure that out. "
" ... " Chi-Chi blinked, " OH CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP!!! " she screamed up at the ceiling.
" Where? " Goten said, confused. Both adults looked over to see the 7 year old now staring up at the ceiling Chi-Chi
had just been screaming at.
" Nevermind, Goten. " Chi-Chi sighed.
" Hey Toussan, why's Kaasan tied up to the chair? " Gohan asked, walking in.
" Umm, Chi-chan kept calling in and telling the newspeople lies about Veggie and the truth about what city he was in
and I tied her up so she doesn't use the phone until this all blows over or until we can figure out a way to stop it. " Goku
explained, " That's why I want you both to watch her and make sure she doesn't get ahold of the phone. You can take turns.
Chi-chan can be almost as sneaky as Veggie you know. "
" Then why is she tied up? We could watch her without her being tied up. " Gohan said.
" It'll be harder for Chi-chan to reach the phone this way. " Goku replied, then turned to Chi-Chi, " I'm sorry
Chi-chan, but if it makes you feel any better, if you and Veggie's positions were switched, Id've tied him up too...only I'd
use more rope, cuz he's stronger and can break out of it easier. "
" ... " Chi-Chi looked in deep thought for a moment, " Goku? "
" Hmm? "
" Do you think if instead of retiring after I had Gohan, that if I had kept training with you that I could've fought
alongside the rest of you in the first battle against the Ouji? " she asked, interested.
" Yup! " Goku grinned.
Chi-Chi sweatdropped.
" You could've easily gotten up to Yamcha or Tenshinhan's level if you stayed as my sparring partner back then, heck
you might've even been as strong as Kuririn!! " he mused.
Chi-Chi twitched, " And I could've been able to kill the Ouji right then and there, huh? "
Goku shrugged, " I dunno. Anything's possible! " he turned to Gohan and Goten, " PLEASE watch Chi-chan for me guys, I
don't want her making Veggie's situation any tougher than it already is. He's in a lot of trouble with this alien thing. "
" But Toussan aren't we part alien too? " Goten raised his hand.
" Hush Goten! " Chi-Chi snapped in a loud whisper.
" Bye everybody, I gotta go keep Veggie safe for the time being, be right back! " Goku said, then teleported out of
the room.
The two brothers looked over at Chi-Chi.
" So, " Gohan spoke up, " Who's gonna go first? "
/dl
" Ugh, this is completely idiotic. " Vegeta groaned as he sat on the couch, flipping through the channels on the tv
with the remote control, " I can already tell I'm not going to get a chance to formulate any kaka-capturing plots during THIS
fic. "
" Oh Vegeta, there you are! "
The ouji's ears cringed at the perky tone to Bulma's mother; Bunni's; voice.
" Hello Bulma's mom. " he sighed, rubbing his sound-sensitve ears in pain.
" I heard from Bulma that you're stuck inside because of some people who're trying to capture you because you're from
outer space, is that true? " Bunni said, sitting down next to him.
" That I'm from outer space or that these bakayaro Earthlings are trying to capture me? " Vegeta said blandly.
" Hahaha, Vegeta-kun you're so silly! " she laughed.
" You know Bulma's mom, you only have conversations with me when you either want me to a favor for you or commenting
on how unbelievably handome I am. " the ouji boasted at the end, then narrowed his eyes, " And for some reason I have a
feeling it's the first one this time. " his tone of voice went back to being bored.
" My you're quite the little mindreader. " Bunni said, " You see Vegeta, I need you to help me with something, I
promised my cousin I'd have it ready for her next week and it's really important because you see you are about the same size
and height as her and-- "
Vegeta paled, " --for some reason I have a bad feeling about where this is going. "
/dl
" ...I KNEW I had a bad feeling about where this was going. " Vegeta grimaced.
" Shh! Vegeta hold still, I can't pin it right if you keep talking. " Bunni put her finger over her mouth.
The saiyajin looked down at himself and groaned, " Well, Oujisama, you've definately reached a new low today. " he
commented dryly.
" Hey Mom, are you in here, I figured as long as Vegeta's, well, quarantined to the house that I could use him in a
couple of my experi-- " Bulma froze. There was Vegeta, standing on a stool and wearing an elegant, poofy white wedding gown
while Bunni sat on her knees, hemming the bottom of the dress. At first Bulma started to chuckle, then fell over onto the
floor, breaking into all-out laughter, " AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OH MY GOD! HAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!! "
" Nice to know I always have the kind and caring support of my family to keep me moving along. " Vegeta said
sarcastically.
" Hello Bulma, nice to see you! " Bunni said, " My cousin Honey's wedding is next week and she asked me to hem a few
things here and there but she's on the short side so none of my sowing mannequins were small enough to fit it. That's why I
asked Vegeta you see he's just the right size and he's being such a good little helper. " she pinched the ouji's cheek.
Vegeta couldn't help but growl in annoyance, " I'm so glad he's home today, I don't know WHAT I would've had to use as my
mannequin if he wasn't here. "
Vegeta looked over at Bulma square in the eye, " Please, kill me now. "
" Haha...hahaha.... " Bulma stood up her laughter beginning to wain, " Vegeta this is priceless! I WAS going to ask
you to be my guinia-pig for the afternoon but this is SO much better. I'm going to get my camera, you stay right there! " she
called out as she hurried out of the room.
" ... " Vegeta glared in the general direction, " IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE ANYPLACE _TO_ GO! I CAN'T EVEN MOVE MY LEGS
WITHOUT FALLING OFF THIS BLASTED STOOL!!! " he said. Bulma returned with her camera and dashed infront of Vegeta.
" Now smile for the birdy! " she said while snickering. The ouji twitched as she took several photos. Bulma hugged
her camera, " Oh this is going to be HILARIOUS once I get these developed. " Bulma said, then smirked, " I may even show the
Sons these little beauties! "
Vegeta froze, " DON'T YOU DARE SHOW THAT TO KAKARROTTO!! I'll never hear the end of it from him!! " he screamed, then
realized something further, " Oh shimatta. Bulma you have to call Kakarrotto's house! Tell him not to come back! He was
planning on returning as soon as he dropped Onna off and got her settled. If he comes here and sees me like this---I DON'T
KNOW WHAT THE HECK I'LL DO TO HIM! "
" Oh come on Vegeta, don't be such a spoiled sport. " Bulma shrugged it off.
" Bulma...I'm wearing a wedding dress! "
" So? "
" ... " Vegeta twitched, " A _WEDDING_ _DRESS_, BULMA!! I'M THE GREAT AND POWERFUL SAIYAJIN NO OUJI AND I'M WEARING
A _WEDDING_ _DRESS_!!! "
" I know! That's what makes it so funny! " Bulma let out a few more chuckles. Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Ugh....Bulma, if I _DO_ get captured by these baka Earthlings, do me a favor and make sure they capture me AFTER
I'm out of your mother's cousin's wedding dress. " Vegeta groaned, rubbing his temples in mental pain and staring at his
fingers on his face.
" Vegeta, they're not going to capture you. " Bulma smiled, " You're a genius at getting us out of tight situations,
I doubt they even want you for anything serious anyway. " she said, then turned the tv on.
" According to sources, the FBI has decided that once the alien has been captured he will undergo a series of tests
to determine his species along with his super-human powers and exactly WHY he decided to come to our planet in the first
place. Further tests will attempt to discover if it is possible for the alien's species to produce offspring with the
humans. "
" Oh we know THAT one already. " Bulma rolled her eyes as she watched Trunks chase angrily after Bura out of the
corner of her eye. Apparently Bura had stolen one of Trunks's toys and the boy was trying to get it back from her.
" I'm NOT going under ANY TESTS by ANYBODY!! " Vegeta yelled, then froze as he could feel an insanely large ki
approaching, " Dear God, it's KAKARROTTO!! " he shrieked, then struggle to get off the stool, " GET THIS OFF ME, BUNNI! HURRY
HURRY HURRY!!! I'M NOT LETTING KAKARROTTO SEE ME LIKE THIS!!! GET IT OFF!! "
" Ve--geta hold still! " Bunni held onto the small portion she was sewing up, tightly, " I can't let this get ripped
or stained on my cousin! She paid so much money for this beautiful dress! "
Vegeta growled, " WELL I DON'T CARE! KAKARROTTO'S COMING!! "
" *ding-dong*! " the doorbell rang. The trio turned to the door.
" HE'S HERE!!! " Vegeta shouted, then hissed at Bulma, " Bulma! Keep Kakarrotto busy while I get out of this
ridiculous outfit! MY PRIDE IS AT STAKE HERE!!! Not to mention my sanity and all remaining self-respect. HURRY!! "
" Hello? " Bulma opened the door, only to see a small girl holding several boxes.
" Hello Ms. Capsule Corp lady, would you like to buy some Kandy Kakes? They're chocolate-coated vanilla cake with
a coat of peanut butter inbetween! " the girl said cheerfully.
" Aw, I'd love some, sure. " Bulma smiled pleasantly, handing the girl the money in return for two boxes.
" Have a nice day lady! " the little girl said as she skipped back down the driveway and to the sidewalk where her
mother was waiting for her. Bulma waved, then closed the door.
" Vegeta, that wasn't Goku. That was a little girl selling cookies. " she looked at him, concerned, " Personally I
think you're getting paranoid about this whole thing. "
" But--but I FELT his KI--RIGHT THERE! " Vegeta exclaimed.
" Honestly Vegeta I-- " Bulma sweatdropped when she saw Goku standing only a couple of feet behind Vegeta and Bunni,
waving cheerfully to her, " --think you better not look over your shoulder right now. " she finished.
Vegeta's eyes bugged out of his head, " Kakarrotto's standing right behind me, isn't he Bulma? " he whispered loudly.
" Well.... " Bulma trailed off.
" Hey Bulma who's the pretty lady your mom is helping fix the wedding dress for? " Goku asked her, smiling.
It was then Bulma realized that the headpiece the ouji also had on covered his hair in the back; infact Bunni had
somehow either gotten Vegeta's hair wet or pushed it down somehow so that it wasn't trying to flip back up to it's normal
position; therefore making it impossible for Goku to recognize it was Vegeta from the back.
" Oh, just a friend. You know, hahahaha. " Bulma laughed nervously, then looked over at Vegeta's embarassed, now red
face and really began to laugh, " HahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA!!!! It's so funny! "
Goku cocked his head and walked towards her, " What's so funny? "
" BULMA!! " Vegeta whispered loudly, then made motions as if he were choking himself. Bulma sweatdropped.
" Goku, you have to stay over there, it's very important that you stay over-- " Bulma paused to see Goku had suddenly
disappeared.
" --where? " a voice next to Bulma said, then turned her head to the left and nearly feel over to see Goku
practically looming over her.
" GOKU! CUT THAT OUT!! " she exclaimed.
" Yeah, baka! Don't you know the meaning of the word privacy!!! " Vegeta snapped, annoyed; then suddenly yelped and
slapped his hands over his mouth; the ouji having snapped at Goku out of habit.
Goku looked over at the figure in the wedding dress. The large saiyajin's pupils widened big enough to drive a truck
through as his jaw hung open ever-so-slowly, " Oh my God... " he choked, walking towards the smaller saiyajin.
" Ka-ka-ka-ka-- " Vegeta smacked himself across the face for stuttering, " Kakarrotto I can explain! Really; you see
Bulma's mom needed a mannequin and I really didn't have a choice in the matter and-- "
" --heehee. " Goku let out a little giggle. Vegeta froze, confused and worried about what type of reaction he was
about to get, " Heehee......heeheehee...oh Veggie, heeheehee... " the large saiyajin's cheeks turned a pinkish hue. Vegeta
felt a vein bulge on his forehead, annoyed with what he had gotten himself into. Goku floated over to him, letting out little
giggles along the way, " Oh Veggie, you look so, heeheehee, PRETTY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! " Goku burst into laughter,
then tried to calm himself down, " I'm, *giggle* sorry little Veggie, it's just that I thought you already *snicker* got
married, heeheehee. "
" OF COURSE I HAVE!! " Vegeta yelled, then paused, " Well, actually I've only partially married under saiyajin
customs because I'd accidentally kill Bulma with my teeth if I attempted to complete the tasks. "
Bulma self-consiously rubbed her neck at the thought of the ouji accidentally ripping half the muscle off the side of
it.
" Or MAYBE little Veggie is playing pretend. " Goku grinned, tilting his head slightly, " Hey Veggie? If you're gonna
be the oujo this time can I be the ouji? "
" I'M NOT PRETENDING ANYTHING AND YOU ARE _NOT_ THE OUJI! THAT IS MY TITLE!! " Vegeta pointed at him.
" Then I'm the Oujo. " Goku said, blinking.
" YOU ARE NEITHER!! DO YOU HEAR ME!! " Vegeta exclaimed, his face bright red by now, causing the larger saiyajin to
giggle even more.
" I guess, heehee, if Veggie's gonna be the oujo then that makes Veggie, heehee, Princess 'Geta now, huh? " a big
grin widened across Goku's face, " Lil-lil Princess 'Geta. Heeheeheehee--- "
" ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!! " Vegeta screamed up at the ceiling, bursting into ssj2. The
ouji's face still a bright red as he continued to scream with anger and embarassment.
" Oooh, Princess 'Geta made a hole in the ceiling. " Goku glanced upward, nodding.
" KAAAAAAAAAAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! "
Vegeta roared.
" Oh for crying out loud. " Bulma sighed, then walked up to Vegeta and slapped the ouji across the face, snapping him
out of it. Vegeta paused and looked around in a confused manner. The saiyajin powered back down to normal, then glared at
Goku who mockingly mirrored his expression.
" Grr, Kakarrotto you're gonna get it this time! " Goku did an impression of the stubborn-sounding little ouji; which
to say the least, sounded more childish than what would normally be Vegeta's intention.
" Don't mock me, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta grumbled, " ...I don't really sound like that, do I? "
The larger saiyajin nodded quickly and repeatedly, " Hai, Princess 'Geta! "
Vegeta sweatdropped, " Will you stop calling me "Princess 'Geta", Kakarrotto! We've finally gotten you
near-completely off that "Kakarroujo" kick of yours thanks to our future selves scaring the crap out of you and now you're
going to make ME be the Oujo this time?! That's INSANE! " he ranted, tugging at the back of Bulma's mother's cousin's wedding
dress.
" ... "
" ... "
" Kakarrotto? "
" Yes Veggie? "
" Unzip me, will you? " Vegeta sighed, turning around.
Goku gave an over-exaggerated bow, " It would be my pleasure, Princess 'G----uhh, little Veggie! " he corrected
himself, but not before letting out a few chuckles. Goku unzipped the gown and the ouji slipped out of it, " There ya go! "
Goku said cheerfully as Bunni picked up the dress.
" Thank you Vegeta. I'll call you if I need anymore help. " Bunni said.
" See? You did a good deed! Don't you feel all better now, lil Vedge'ums? " Goku grinned. Vegeta took the headpiece
off his head and plunked it onto Goku's.
" All hail the peasant no oujo! " he remarked sarcastically, doing his own little bow. Goku stared up at the
headpiece w/big sparkily eyes.
" Really Veggie? " the larger saiyajin said, staring at him. Vegeta's face went bright red.
" Uh, I, err... " Vegeta shook his head rapidly to air it out, " No! I was joking! " he twitched while Goku looked at
him with a knowing smile.
" Heh~~~ " Goku grinned.
" Kakarrotto do you want to wear "oujo clothes" like your future self? " Vegeta smirked.
Goku paled, " No, Veggie. " he gulped.
" Good. " Vegeta nodded contently, then narrowed his eyes, " Then don't encourage me. "
" Oh-kay Veggie. "
" *DING-DONG*! "
" Oh for crying out loud. " Vegeta visibly twitched with frustration as he pulled his navy training outfit up over
his white boxers, " Kakarrotto will you do your oujI a favor and get the baka door? " he groaned.
" Aye-aye, mon cap-ee-tan! " Goku saluted him, then went over to the door.
Vegeta stared in confusion, " Those two phrases don't even go together! One of them was pirate-speak and the other
was some weird, mutated-sounding version of french! "
" Sí Señor! " Goku gave Vegeta a thumbs up.
" Spanish. " Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Hellooooo? " Goku opened the door only to notice there were two enormous looking guards at the door with a
normal-sized police officer standing infront of them holding a veggie-sized straight-jacket.
" Hello, I'm with the West City Police. We've had calls by several people in the city saying the ALIEN lives here.
You would be, Son Goku? From the videos? " the officer asked.
Goku was busy staring nervously at the little straight-jacket, " Duh--err, yes. Yes I am. " he gulped at it, " SAY! "
Goku perked up, changing the subject, " What exactly are you planning to do with that straight-jacket, huh? "
" That goes without saying. We're going to use it to keep the space alien under control on the long drive to the
FBI lab. " the officer replied, " So? Is he here or not? "
Goku backed up, then slammed the door in their faces. He pressed his back up against the door for futher protection.
Nervous sweat dripped down his forehead, " THEY WANNA TAKE MY LITTLE VEGGIE AWAY!!!!! " he cried out in a panic.
Vegeta walked over to him, " WHO wants to "take me away"? " he cocked an eyebrow.
" No Veggie no! Get outta the way! They'll come in and put you in the straight-jacket and lock you up and I'll never
see you ever again for the rest of eternity!!! " Goku pleaded. The ouji only cocked his head in confusion, causing the
larger saiyajin's heart to ache even more, " My poor easily-tricked sneaky kawaii-brained little Veggie! " he sniffled,
zipping over to where Vegeta was and hugging the ouji tightly, " I won't let them take you away I promise with all my heart
I'll do anything to keep you safe cuz I'd be all alone without you! "
Vegeta grinned while the bright-red glow flowed back into his face, " I wish Onna could see this RIGHT NOW. " he
snickered, then patted Goku's back, " I'm sure you'll do a fine job of protecting your "Veggie", Kaka-chan. "
" *BOOM*! "
Both saiyajins turned to see the police had kicked down the door. Vegeta held onto the larger saiyajin more
protectively, growling in a low tone at the intruders.
" Urm, Veggie? I'm the one supposed to be protecting you. " Goku sweatdropped, " I mean, they are here to steal YOU
away, not me. "
" Silence Kakarrotto. " Vegeta said, determined as he eyeballed the police, ::We can beat these guys easy,
Kakarrotto::
::But Veggie what about the tv and the people calling in and the rumors and the lies and the--::
::--SHH!!:: Vegeta ended the mental conversation he was having with his peasant; thanks to the after-effects of the
portara fusion earrings; then opened his mouth to speak, " A--- "
" --ALRIGHT BUSTER! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE KNOCKING DOWN MY FRONT DOOR LIKE THAT! YOU'VE CERTAINLY GOT A LOT OF
NERVE!! " Bulma snapped at the police officer.
" We're here for the space alien, Mrs. Briefs. " the police officer responded, " We're under the suspicion that you
may have been keeping him here as a test subject. "
" Yes, unfortunately I'm not really sure what I'm testing for in the first place. " Bulma shook her head and groaned.
Vegeta was giving her a big evil smile. She turned to push them back out the door, " Now if you'll excuse me-- "
" --we're taking him with us, Mrs. Briefs. "
" NO YOU'RE NOT!!! " Bulma screamed.
" Oh, and what are you going to do about it, hmm? " the officer said with a smug look on his face.
" Vegeta--blast his ass! " Bulma pointed at the ouji.
" I'm kind of in an awkward position at the moment. " Vegeta sweatdropped, still in the middle of Goku's deathgrip,
which the ouji had taken a small part in himself.
Bulma sweatdropped, then turned back to the officers and laughed nervously, " Ah-heh-heh-heh... "
" Vegeta, huh? " the officer said, causing the ouji to look over at him, " That your whole name? "
The saiyajin narrowed his eyes at him, then pulled himself out of the hug and stood up, " I am Vegeta Oujisama!
Crown Prince of the planet Bejito-sei and the Saiyajin No Ouji! And I will not be treated like a guinia-pig by the likes
of you!! " Vegeta said proudly, pointing at the officers.
" Hooray for Veggie! Yay!! " Goku clapped, also proud of Vegeta's little speech. The ouji grinned at his compliment,
eating up the positive attention.
" Hmmph. I suppose now you're going to try and jump me now that I've introduced myself. " Vegeta said to the
officers, " Well you better not take me lightly because the saiyajins are the greatest warrior race in the galaxy and between
Kakarrotto and I we have more than enough evidence to prove THAT!! "
" It was our genes that helped beat Cell and Buu and Freeza. " Goku added bolding, nodding; the large saiyajin still
sitting on the floor.
" Exactly! " Vegeta said.
" Well then, 'Vegeta Oujisama', why don't you come outside and introduce yourself to the crowd waiting out there. We
have a few questions we'd like you to answer before you go on your little 'trip'. " the normal-sized officer said sneakily.
" Fine. " Vegeta said, acknowledging there was a trap, " Come Kakarrotto, we're going outside to talk to the nice
Earthings. " he said to Goku.
" Huh? " Goku looked worried, " Ohhhh, alright. " he grabbed Vegeta by the wrist, " Veggie! This is really dangerous!
These guys could perform some really scary experiments on us--and I'm afraid of needles!!! " Goku explained.
" Ha! Don't worry, Kakay-chan. "Veggie" has everything under control. " Vegeta nodded wisely.
" Really, Veggie? "
" Well, no, not really. " Goku's face paled, " But just humor me for the time being, Kakarrotto. I'm sure we'll be
fine! " Vegeta shrugged it off, leaving the house, followed by Goku.
" Ohhhhhhh, Veggie I got a bad feeling about this!! "
/dl
" VEJITTO!!! JITTO JITTO JITTO JITTO JITT-OOOO!!!! " a frantic voice exclaimed from just outside the security guard
building down in h.f.i.l. Gogeta burst through the main door wearing his security guard black leather jacket over his normal
fusion clothes.
" Hmm? " Vejitto looked up from the newspaper funnies he was reading to see his younger brother looking like he had
just recovered from a heart-attack, " Goggie what happened? "
" KAASAN-AND-TOUSSAN-ARE-IN-BIG-TROUBLE-AND-WE-GOTTA-HELP-THEM-OH-YOU-HAVE-TO-LOOK-AT-THAT-HUGE-ORB-BY-NEEDLE-
MOUNTAIN-IT'LL-SHOW-YOU-EVERYTHING!!! " Gogeta said in one breath.
" Mommy? " the portara fusion said in a worried tone, then flipped back to a more vegeta-like voice, " We have to
save them, niichan! Our family is at stake here. " Vejitto said in serious-Goku-mode, " ....Gogeta? "
" Yes? "
" What exactly do we have to save them from? " Vejitto grinned cheesily. Gogeta fell over.
" THE FBI!! " Gogeta exclaimed.
" ...and that would be?... "
" ..... " Gogeta responded; due to the fact that they shared 99% of the same memories by being fusions of the same
two people, neither really knew anything the other didn't know.
" Oh, you mean the Federal Bureau of Investigation. " a random Oni working behind the secretarial desk said.
" Err, yes, that was going to be my next guess. " Vejitto nodded seriously.
" Hai, you, uhh, took the words right out of our mouths. " Gogeta added, ::What's the Federal Bureau of
Investigation, Vejitto?::
::I have no idea....do you?::
::Nope::
::Good, we're even then:: the older fusion said in his mind, " Come Goggie, we shall journey to Needle Mountain so
we can see exactly what it is we're up against! "
" Hai! " his partner in security nodded as the two teleported out.
Vejitto teleported back in, " Say Oni? Do you think you could, you know plastic wrap the donuts for us? The look
really yummy! " he grinned Son-style.
" YEAH! " Gogeta added, also re-teleporting in, " Nothing beats a fresh cream-filled dounut on a beautiful spring
day! " he rubbed his stomach. Both then re-teleported out.
" Ugh... " the Oni sighed, " This is h.f.i.l. We don't even HAVE "beautiful spring days". We don't even have SPRING!
....why do I even bother!! Food-driven saiyajins, can't think of anything but fighting and their stomachs--hey!
Jelly donut! :) "
/dl
" You know, I really think they should at least get us our own tv in the office. " Vejitto said. The two saiyajins
sat indian-style on the ground, staring up at the grainy-video and audio of the giant crystal ball atop Needle Mountain.
" How long does it take to search for the place you ask it to show anyway? " Gogeta groaned.
" I'm not sure, I've never tried this before. " Vejitto said honestly. Gogeta face-faulted.
" WHAT!? You're not even sure if this is how it works!!! "
" Eh. " Vejitto shrugged, " We'll figure it out. " he said, then smirked proudly, " After all, we are-- "
" --Son Goku and Vegeta's offspring, how ARE you. " an evil voice chuckled from behind them. Both fusions blinked for
a moment, then simultaneously narrowed their eyes and glared over their shoulders at the purple and white creature.
" Freeza. " they said at the same time.
" Oh, no reason to be sore at me, boys. After all, I've had all the chance in the world to spread the truth of who
your parents are to all those throughout h.f.i.l. far and wide, but I've chosen to be a 'good guy' and only inform a select
few. " Freeza snickered malevolently.
" Resisting urge to kill, resisting urge to kill, resisting urge to kill painfully with much torture and sorrow,
resisting urge to kill, resisting urge to kill... " Gogeta chanted to himself, trying to keep calm and from attacking Freeza
right then and there. Vejitto meanwhile stared the ice-jin down in a glare that would match Vegeta's himself.
" We're kind of busy right now, why don't you go annoy some of the other people my Kaasan and Toussan have sent here.
" Vejitto said, annoyed, then smirked, " I'm sure you won't have much trouble accomplishing THAT. There's practically
MILLIONS of people to choose from in that category. " he folded his arms, snickering.
" Think you're a couple of hot-shots now, don't you? " Freeza said, walking up to them. Gogeta was no longer shaking,
however his hair and eyes were fluctuating between normal and ssj1, " Just because you're the 'last generation' of
'full-blooded saiyajins', eh? Hmmph. Dirty monkeys. "
" ERRRRRRRRrrrr... " Gogeta continued to growl.
" You have 10 seconds to leave us alone so we can finish our business; staring NOW. " Vejitto said in a deadly tone,
controlling his own anger.
" Ooh, threatening me now. Heh-heh, just like your "Daddy", or is it "Mommy"? " Freeza seemed unfazed, " Infact,
judging from that little play we all watched them put on a couple months ago I'd say they're both probably getting down to
some "business" of they're own together. If you catch my drift. "
" YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! " Gogeta screamed out in a war-cry, bursting
into ssj2 and whizzing past Vejitto to pummel Freeza deep into the ground, cursing wildly in saiyago as he did so. Vejitto
sat there, stunned as his eyes bulged out of his head, " NANDE YOU COPERA BOMA MIS MI KAH!!!! " he roared while stomping his
foot angrily into Freeza's head. Gogeta powered down to normal, breathing heavily. The fusion-dance fusion stomped off, then
returned and bent down towards Freeza. Gogeta blew a raspberry at him and held up his finger, then re-stomped off.
" Hahaha!! " Vejitto laughed, clapping proudly for his brother. Gogeta grinned son-style at him, then plopped himself
back down infront of the gigantic crystal ball.
Freeza sat up, looking already seriously beaten, " You......th..think that's....funny....huh? "
" HAI! " both fusions chirped happily.
The ice-jin smirked, holding something up, " So...Vejitto.....either one of you...care....for some.....coffee candy?"
" ... " it was Vejitto who burst into ssj2 this time, " YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
the older fusion flew off and began to beat Freeza up in a simliar manner his brother had just earlier. This time when he was
finished Freeza looked like he had been run-over by several large trains and 5:00 rush-hour traffic. The ice-jin smoldered
in the ground, " HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY RUN-IN WITH BUU AND SUGGEST THAT MY MOMMY AND DADDY MAKE LOVE TO EACH OTHER WHEN
THAT'S BODILY IMPOSSIBLE AND THEY DON'T LIKE EACH OTHER THAT WAY! " he turned to Gogeta, confused, " ...right? "
Gogeta shrugged, " Eh? "
" Oww. "
" Well, I feel better! " Vejitto said happily, dusting himself off and now back to normal. The crystal ball was now
portraying the outside of Capsule Corp, which was swarmed with people from in and out of the city, " I'm not feeling better
anymore. "
" It looks like they've finally captured the small space alien and are bringing him out right now! " a news-reporter
on the front lawn, the door opened and out walked Vegeta, Goku, and the policemen, " Oh my goodness I can't believe it!
Ladies and gentlemen Son Goku, the very man who faced our 'evil' little space alien friend all those 13 years ago was in
the SAME BUILDING! What irony! "
" Daddy's in trouble. " Gogeta gulped.
Vejitto studied the screen and grinned, " Hey he's got a plan! "
" Huh? "
" Look! Mommy only smirks like that when Mommy's got a plan! " Vejitto sniffled happily, " ...just incase it doesn't
work, make sure you have everything before we head back to Earth, oh-kay? "
" You don't have much assurance in Toussan's plan, do you Ji-kun? "
" No. Not really. " Vejitto sighed.
" That's alright. " Gogeta brightened up, " I didn't either! "
/dl
" Goten, would you PLEASE hand Mommy the phone? " Chi-Chi said sweetly while Goten sat on the floor next to the chair
she was tied to; the chibi playing on his gameboy advance.
" Shh, Mommy! I'm fighting Uncle Veggie! And he's really hard to beat cuz he moves so fast and all. " Goten
complained. Chi-Chi leaned over slightly.
" Hey, it's a chibinized-deformed looking digital Go-chan. " she blinked, " You're playing as Goku trying to kill the
Ouji......can I play? " Chi-Chi grinned.
" When I'm done. " Goten nodded. Chi-Chi sighed.
" Well if you're not going to let me use the phone and you're not going to let me play your gameboy then you could at
least turn the tv on so I'll have something to watch. " she spoke up.
Goten looked up from his game, pausing it, " Mm....OH-KAY! " he grabbed the remote and turned the tv in the kitchen
on to show Vegeta standing behind a small podium in a straight-jacket with various policemen on either side of the ouji;
Goku standing next to Vegeta and looking extremely worried, " Hey! They found Uncle Veggie! Even without your help Kaasan. "
he commented. Chi-Chi hopped the chair closer to the tv and gawked.
" It IS the Ouji! In a STRAIGHT-JACKET!!! " Chi-Chi's jaw nearly fell to the floor, " Haha, other people must've, ha,
called in about seeing him at, hahaha, Capsule, haha, Corp! " she felt a rush of joy enter her body, " And now they're,
haha, taking Vegeta far far away from, hahaha, here! OH GOTEN THIS IS WONDERFUL!!! The Ouji's going away and we'll never
see him ever again! There IS a sun at the end of the storm! There IS a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow! And there IS
an end to the Ouji's reign of terror over my Go-chan and it's happening RIGHT NOW!!! " Chi-Chi laughed excitedly,
" *sniffle* Oh Goten, Mommy's so HAPPY!!! " tears of elation ran down Chi-Chi's cheeks, " Goten, higher the volume! I want
to hear the Ouji's demise loud and clear!! "
Vegeta cleared his throat on-screen. Chi-Chi paled.
" Dear God they're going to let him talk. " she sweatdropped.
" Hello. " Vegeta began, all eyes turned in his direction, " As many of you may know, I am the raved about 'space
alien' you all have been seeing on tv. That is true. My name is Vegeta Oujisama, the saiyajin no Ouji of planet Bejito-sei.
A long time ago, my homeplanet of Bejito-sei was blown up, leaving only a select 4 of us to roam about space. Saiyajins are
very creative and our quartet lasted as long as it could until half of our already dwindling population was killed. Raditsu
by former Tenkaichi Budokai contestant Piccolo Daimao Jr, and the other saiyajin--Nappa, killed by yours truely. However
you've seen that part on tv so that's not new news to you. "
Chi-Chi froze, " I don't like where this is going... "
" What you don't know yet is that there are only TWO remaining members of the saiyajin species/race. Myself--the
prince of the saiyajin homeplanet, and a third-class recently-bumped-up-to-first-in-the-last-story peasant named
Kakarrotto Koi. " Vegeta smirked off in Goku's direction. Goku turned a pale green and his eyes bugged out of his head,
" Or as the rest of you bakas know him as, "Son Goku". "
The crowd collectively gasped. Goku froze in place. Chi-Chi fell to the floor unconsious.
" VEGGIE!!! WHAT'RE YOU DOING!!! " Goku exclaimed.
Vegeta kicked the podium aside and turned around, " I'm sure all of you--or at least the Budokai fans, have seen
"Son Goku" having a tail like this in the ring before. " the ouji flitted his own furry tail about, " It's a saiyajin trait.
We all have one. And as you can see, Kakarrotto's is firmly in place as well. Isn't that right, Kakarrotto? "
Goku grabbed his own tail protectively, " Veh-GEEE!! Cut it out! "
The policemen pulled out a slightly larger straight-jacket.
" Now you may ask, "why is the cute little space-alien telling us this"? Well Earthlings, to tell you the truth, we
have both heard of how well you usually treat your endangered species. Letting them go about their plans as they please and
trying not to interfere from fear of accidentally killing off some of the few remaining of the species. " Vegeta explained
proudly, " That's why I will make a deal with your people! If you promise to let me go and we all let this "alien" thing
blow over, I promise not to blow over half the planet in total annihilation, how's that? " he smirked.
" *CLIP*! "
" YIPE!! " Goku exclaimed. Vegeta looked over his shoulder to see the policemen had just gotten Goku into a
straight-jacket as well, " Veggie make it stop it hurts!!! "" he wailed.
" HEY! Whadda you think you're doing! I just promised NOT to destroy all of you if you left us alone! " Vegeta
snapped.
" Sorry Mr. Oujisama. We can't DO that. " the policeman glared at him, " THROW THEM BOTH IN THE VAN, BOYS! "
The policemen knocked Goku into the padded back of the van, " VEGGIE VEGGIE VEGGIE!!! " he wailed, tears running down
his face, " I don't wanna go away Veggie!!! "
Vegeta jumped in after him, " You don't HAVE to, Kakarrotto. Neither of us do! It's against the planet's "endangered
species" law you know. " he explained.
" Really? " Goku looked up at him from on the floor with big sparkily, slightly teary eyes.
" Really. " the ouji smiled warmly.
" *SLAM*! "
" BAKA!!! " Vegeta swurved around, shouting at the just-slammed backdoors, " OPEN THIS AND LET US OUT RIGHT NOW!!
WE'RE AN ENDANGERED SPECIES, YA KNOW!! " he yelled throught the bars on the back windows to the van.
" I think that's for our crack team of scientists to decide upon, don't you? "
" NO I DON'T!!! Peh, you'd HAVE to be on something just to lock innocent bystanders up in asylum-like vans on
purpose! " the ouji retorted.
" Aw shove it, ya 'little space-alien'. " another policeman said as he got in the frontseat and started the car. Both
saiyajins froze at the sound.
Goku looked over at Vegeta as he felt the car beginning to speed off, " What'll we do now, little Veggie? " his
eyes watered.
Vegeta sighed defeated, " Kakarrotto, I have NO idea. "
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3:37 AM 4/27/03
END OF PART 2!
Vegeta: (gawking) I got caught.
Chuquita: Yep.
Vegeta: YOU LET ME GET CAUGHT!!!
Chuquita: So? Don't worry about it Veggie, there's a happy ending. You're not gonna die or anything.
Vegeta: (grumbles) Sure I won't "die", I'll just be forced to go through embarassing and humilating lab experiments.
Goku: (happily) Don't worry little Veggie! I'll be there with you all the way! [hugs Veggie]
Vegeta: (bright red) (sticks tongue out at Chu) Neh!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) ... (turns back to audiance) I'm gonna try to answer a couple questions; but I promise I won't take up
too much space (this chapter's already huge enough)
To Callimogua: I'm so happy someone else noticed Veggie's height change! :) I was looking at the mangas and during the Freeza
saga Veggie's only a bit taller than Kuririn (the top of Kuririn's head reaches the bottom of Veggie's ears) but by the time
the Cell episodes come up Veggie's got a whole head over him!! Yes, I think the idea of Freeza messing with Veggie's dna to
keep him from getting taller is a good explination. After all, Veggie's dad towered over Freeza; the ice-jin probably didn't
want Veggie to get bigger or more powerful than him so he slipped him something to slow down his growth.
To hotsexyboy & caraway27: Goku's not yaoi! *sweatdrops* He seems ooc but other characters in my fics are slightly different
from their anime counterparts too. This is probably the first fic you read that I wrote so it seemed weird to you.
All my fics are loosely tied together, sort of like a series. Veggie also hasn't created any real "evil plots to get his
servant-maid" during this one so he blended into the backround more and Goku stood out more; which doesn't normally happen.
This fic is not a yaoi and I'll end it at that :)
To Nekoni: Well, here's the cameos :D Well, they're not really cameos, the fusions come in during the next chapter too.
I've actually seen all the Trigun eps that've aired so far on CN. It's just starting to get dark but I don't mind it that
much. I have to find out what's behind that weird morphing arm Vash has and how it was strong enought to blow a hole in the
moon.
To People Hate Me: Hai! I've seen Invader Zim before. Liked the ep where Zim got the invisible space-armor but when it turned
invisible it was the only thing to go invisible and everyone could still see Zim. And the thing ran on an electric cord so
Gir had to keep running around and plugging it into different sockets so he could keep moving. CN stopped airing the show
though. *shrugs* No idea why.
To Maria Cline: Thank you so much for correcting me on the tournament numbers. *nods* At least I remembered there was a 3 in
the ones place. Planet Namek used to have all that stuff for me to reference when it was up. *sigh* Oh well. (perks up)
Actually Son-kun gets a couple flashbacks in part 3 from the time period after the 23'd tournament to before Veggie appeared
(so we do get to see the happier, younger, non-stress-engulfed Chi-Chi; along w/baby Gohan!)
To Lil' Chi Chi: *grins* You're lucky then, I was planning on having Veggie caught in the first place. The story would've
ended with chapter 2 having Veggie escape if I hadn't let them catch him. Don't worry, he'll be oh-kay in the end. Even I
like a little Veggie-torture sometimes. *nod* The OAV's at dragonballarena dot gamesurf dot it/english/oav dot php .
I gotta warn anybody who wants to download it that it's unzipped so there's a LOT of files (12 in all) It takes forever to
get done, but it's worth it. :) I did see the episodes were Legato first appeared. Ever notice he's eating something
everytime he first shows up in an episode? There was the hotdog, I think waffles, and something else. He can control Vash
because he actually has his missing left arm on his own body! O_O That spoiler really blew my mind. It'll take me a couple
more eps to decide if I like Legato or not though. *nods* Oh! And thank you for pointing out Goku's non-yaoiness. If the
other reviews had seen any of my other fics they'd probably know that Goku & Veggie have a weird relationship, but it's
not a yaoi one. :)
Chuquita: *whew* That was a lot of talking. I know there were other reviews too but nobody else asked an actual question;
thanks to all who review anyways! (grins)
Vegeta: Looks like that took a lot out of you.
Chuquita: It did. OH! Did you know they're coming out with another dbz game for gameboy advance? Only this time you get to
play as Son-kun, Gohan, Veggie, Trunks, or Piccolo!
Goku: (psycho-grin) I wanna play as Veggie!! (raises his arm in the air)
Vegeta: (panic) No you don't!
Chuquita: This one spans the whole Trunks/Android/Cell saga (which is also in the Budokai game I have) but the thing about
this one is they don't skip past whole sections where Veggie's the main hero like they did in Budokai. (pouts) I wanted to
fight Android 20 and Cell as Veggie.
Vegeta: (sigh) Even marketing hates me.
Goku: I can't see why.
Chuquita: I bet it's Veggie's attitude.
Goku: (grins) Yeah Veggie, you're too sassy!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) AGAIN with the "sassy"!!!
Chuquita: OH! I wanted to say thank you very very very much to Sholio for helping me get my 273 & 274 subs back! Thank you!
Goku: (happily) Now we can watch me "heeheehee" dance around Veggie again!
Chuquita: Actually that part's in 275; along with the cheek-to-cheek ki-blast. Personally I'm hoping that after the
dragonball arena decides to put their full majin buu sub episodes back up after they finish off gt for the second time around
. (to Son) I'm glad they're re-doing their gt eps cuz this way I get the ones I missed the first time and the ones I lost to
the computer.
Goku: Chibinized me is silly!
Chuquita: Also most of Funi's gt site is up if anyone wants to see any crisp-looking screenshots check a character's profile
page. Each time you refresh the page they give you new screenshots at the bottom.
Vegeta: Ech! Look at the disgusting photo they used for my profile.
Chuquita: That's not you, that's your super-tall ugly mustachio-ed clone that Bulma made in her lab.
Vegeta: (sweatdrop) You like that theory, don't you Chu?
Chuquita: Well, either that one or the one where you had a mental breakdown after Son left with Uubu and you accidentally
chopped your hair off in an attempt to kill yourself and the mustache was Bura's idea to help you get more self-esteem back
and feel better about the loss of your hair and big buddy.
Vegeta: Where do you get this stuff?!
Chuquita: (shrugs) No idea. LCP has a theory that Bura's a clone of Bulma.
Goku: (thinks) Bura does have absolutely none of Veggie's physical traits....and she's not even mentioned in the last couple
episodes she's shown in...
Chuquita: (to Veggie) Any thoughts?
Vegeta: ...
Goku: Heeheehee, Veggie thoughts.
Chuquita: Personally I think that if Bura was a clone and didn't know it she'd go nuts if she found out she wasn't part
saiyajin.
Goku: (happy) DUCK AND COVER!
Chuquita: Did you know GT Goten's girlfriend Parisu; while not bossy like Chi-Chi or Videl were at times; doesn't know how to
eat a hamburger the right way?
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) (flatly) I'm sure they'll be very happy together.
Goku: Aww, that's sweet Veggie!
Vegeta: I was being sarca---oh nevermind.
Chuquita: One more thing before we go! My clay-Veggie I made in art class is going in the kiln (thingy that fires it so it's
hardened) on Tuesday. The teacher said if she had put it in with everything else he could've exploded cuz he didn't have any
major holes going through him. Everybody wish my clay-Veggie luck; if he doesn't explode and I get to paint him along with my
snoopy-pot I'll try and scan him so you can see what he looks like.
Goku: Wow, talk about irony. Clay-Veggie exploding just like real-Veggie did when he was fighting Fat Buu!
Vegeta: That's not "irony", that's PAIN!
Chuquita: I worked so hard on my clay-Veggie too. I hope he'll be oh-kay. (to Veggie) You have any idea how hard it is to
sculpt your hair!
Vegeta: (evil satisfied smirk)
Chuquita: ...yeah, I thought so.
Vegeta: At least you didn't make Kakarrotto.
Chuquita: Point. He would've been even bigger and had even more of a chance of exploding in a firey ball of clay and flames.
Goku: (sweatdrop)
Chuquita: (happily) Well, see you in part 3 everybody! [waves goodbye]
Goku: (does salute) May the veggies be with you!