4:02 PM 4/28/2003
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from dbgt #23
{Goku:} I'm sooo hungry...
{Pan:} You're always hungry.
{Goku:} But...I'm really hungry...
{Pan:} You make me so angry!
{Goku:} Sorry...
{Pan:} Be quiet!
{Goku:} Aw...
{Gil:} Detection! Detection! Detection!
{Pan:} Shut up!

Chuey's Corner:
Vegeta: (dryly) Well, she's pleasant, isn't she?
Goku: I thought you didn't mind Panny?
Vegeta: Yeah, that's back when she was still Kaka-spawn #3; now she's a chibi-Onna.
Chuquita: Actually her personality shifts back and forth between nice and annoyed.
Vegeta: I'd be kinda nuts too if my genealogy consisted of Kakarrotto, Onna, Hercule, Gohan, Goten, Videl, and Gyu-Mao. So I
guess it's not all her fault.
Chuquita: I can't wait to do that mini-gt-parody-oneshot, I've already got some good stuff with Goten's cell-phone obsession;
Veggie's wall-of-kaka-cures (to be explained later); Trunks trying to regain some of his youth; Chi-Chi pretending she's not
losing her hair; and Son-kun's oohing and ahhing at the many wonders of space.
Goku: (oohs and ahhs)
Vegeta: (sweatdrops)
Chuquita: But that's all for another time! For part 3's Corner; seeing as we're on the broad subject of "Veggies through the
ages", we're up to Buu season Veggie now!
Goku: (grins) My favorite Veggie of all!
Vegeta: (plugs his ears) Here we go again.
Goku: Buu Veggie is the Veggie I shared a body with and had Ji-chan with and then we got turned into candy and that wasn't
fun but after we seperated back to normal it was cuz me and Veggie worked together really well! And we beat Buu together too
cuz it was Veggie's plan and my inacting Veggie's plan that helped us save the day!
Vegeta: (sigh) The only plan that ever worked too...
Chuquita: [pats Veggie on the back] Aw, don't feel bad, Veggie!
Goku: (happily) Yeah! I got a little souviner anyways! [pushes his bangs up to reveal tiny little veggie-widow's-peak] See! I
never had one of those before since I fused with little Veggie! (sing-song voice) AND my dna gave Veggie an extra inch in
height so he could be a lil taller.
Vegeta: ... (stubborn/pouty snort)
Chuquita: (grin) It's also the the final saga that has my favorite Veggie-attack in it! The galic-gun/gyarriku ho! That's
Veggie's version of the kamehameha; even though he didn't intend it to be in the first place. (nods)
Goku: YEAH! That's that Veggie-attack with the bright *pink* ki in it!
Vegeta: (looks away, twitching) And you wonder why I never use that one anymore...
Chuquita: But it's funny Vedge.
Vegeta: It's only funny to you because it's ME attacking with a giant ball of PINK-COLORED KI!!
[Chu & Son giggle]
Chuquita: Heh-heh, yeah.
Goku: (big wide-eyes) Where do you get the pink ki from, little Veggie?
Vegeta: (cheek go red) It--it's none of your business!!!
Chuquita: I've seen Son use red, blue, white, and yellow ki before, Veggie's the only one with the pink though. (thinks)
Goku: (eager) I wanna see little Veggie's pink ki!!
Vegeta: No you don't.
Goku: (squeals) YES I DO!!!
Vegeta: (holds ears in pain) Oww.
Chuquita: Just humor him and make a little galic-gun ki ball, Veggie.
Vegeta: (grumbles) [forms small ball of pink ki in one hand]
Goku: Aww! It's so kawaii!! [takes ki ball from Veggie] Look how kawaii it is Chu-sama!!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) It's not supposed to be "kawaii", you baka! That attack has destroyed thousands of galaxies!!!
Goku: (juggling pink ki ball along with his chair and a jar of mayonnaise) This is fun!!
Chuquita: Where'd you get the mayonnaise?!
Goku: (stops to think) Umm, I dunno! (grins)
Chuquita: Oh! I was playing my Budokai game last night and I figured out all of Veggie's moves! Even the ones the game made
up!
Goku: I like digital Veggies!
Vegeta: Can I have my ki ball back now?
Chuquita: (to Son) While most of your attack are just kaio-ken powerups, the majority of Veggie's end in words like bang,
crash, smash, and other words that have to do with large explosions.
Vegeta: (big evil grin) Heh-heh-heh.. [notices Son now sniffing the little ball of ki] Kakarrotto give that back!
Goku: But I like it......can you make another one?
Vegeta: Yes.
Goku: :)
Vegeta: But I'm not GOING to.
Goku: :(
Chuquita: Did you know you can literally kick and punch each other in the but when I spar in the game as one of you vs the
other?
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Had some time on your hands lately, huh Chu?
Chuquita: (shrugs) Nah, it's just that I beat the game so I've been playing you two against each other in duel mode til I get
the time online to look up how to unlock the rest of the characters. (sighs) I've been so busy just getting back all the
stuff I lost when my hard-drive got erased that I haven't had much time to just surf around. Infact I forget where I got some
of the images that I did have along w/some of the clips. It'll take forever to get all my doujinshi back and I've been
downloading so much stuff that I barely get time to even watch and enjoy the whole episode before I have to go off and get
another.
Goku: [pats her on the back] Poor Chu-sama.
Chuquita: We gotta get a broadband modem, or something. That'd speed things up for me real good. (nods)
Goku: Downloading is for the patient.
Vegeta: (smirks) Speaking of patient, GIVE ME MY KI BALL BACK!
Goku: Nuh-uh! I like it! Besides you can make more of 'um for yourself! [pats little pink ki ball] (babytalk) Is your Mommy
being selfish about you? Yes he is!
Vegeta: KAKARROTTO!!
Goku: I luv u Veggie!
Vegeta: (bright red) ... (groans) OHHHH-HO!! [slams head forward on desk]
Chuquita: That pretty much sums it up right there.
Goku: (to little pink ki ball) I'm gonna name you Sparky!
Vegeta: (embarassed) Just roll the summary, PLEASE!

Summary: It's been 13 years since Veggie first landed on Earth, and newschannels are starting to finally replay the videos
taken of the two aliens who blew up Eastern City. The newscasters along with the FBI and scientists are beginning to believe
that the smaller alien is still alive, AND walking among the Earthlings. Now there's a 100 million $ reward for the capture
of the alien, and everybody wants to take advantage of it, including Chi-Chi and the other members of the Z-senshi who
particularly don't care for the ouji. But what happens when Veggie reveals to the press that Goku is also an alien? Will the
gang be able to save the two saiyajins from ending up subjects in a series of, private, secret experiments on their minds
and bodies? Will there be anything left to save by the time they get there?

Goku: Hey Chu-sama, whadda you think little balls of pink veggie-ki eat?
Chuquita: No idea.
Goku: [studies ki ball] Hmm....(happily) I'm gonna go whip you up a big bowl of buttered popcorn! [leaves the set]
Vegeta: [uses his hand to quickly suck his ki ball back into his palm] (wipes sweat off his forehead) *WHEW* That was close.
Chuquita: Not to mention creepy.
Goku: (sing-song) I'm BAAAAAAACK!
Vegeta: Uh-oh.
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:::" AH-HAHAHAHAHAHA! You can't catch me! " a younger Chi-Chi said in a sing-song voice as she walked backward, then
darted off deeper into the woods.
" Oh yes I can! " an equally younger Goku grinned, chasing after her. The large saiyajin bounded ahead until he
reached the end of the clearing with no one else in sight and a puzzled look on his face.
" Hahahaha! " laughter came from above him. Goku whipped around and struck a fighting position, " Ah-hahahahaha!! "
He looked at the dozens of trees above him, then let out a momentary yelp as a small, intentionally harmless ki-blast
hit the back of his head. The larger saiyajin looked off in the direction it had come from to see Chi-Chi standing on a
high-up branch in a similar fighting pose as his own. The couple smirked at each other, then launched up into an all-out
sparring match, throwing punches and kicks faster than the nearly the rest of the residents on the planet could hope to
achieve.
Goku grinned, " Come on Chi-chan! Can't you do better than that! " he teased excitedly, " OAF!! " the saiyajin let
out a noise while the punch landed uppercutting his jaw.
" Of course Goku-san, I'm still warming up you know. " Chi-Chi smiled at him. Both suddenly froze as a tremendous
earthquake suddenly appeared upon them, " WAHHH!! "
" Wha-wha-what the--? " Goku looked around for the source, confused.
" KAKARROTTO!!!!! ":::

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" --huh? " Goku opened his eyes slightly to see Vegeta sitting beside him, pushing Goku's formerly sleeping body
around the floor with his foot.
" Kakarrotto are you going to sleep the whole way there! We need to figure out a way to get out of here! " Vegeta
whispered hastily.
" ... " Goku stared at him blankly.
" Wha--what? " the ouji looked slightly disturbed, a red line over his nose, " Why are you staring at me like that? "
" Veggie, Chi-chan couldn't have been the one to turn us in, could she? " Goku said pleadingly.
The ouji sighed, " I don't see why not. Onna WAS the one who gave them practically all the information they needed
that WASN'T already on the tapes. "
" But Veggie I know she wouldn't! Besides, I tied her to the chair and made the boys watch her before I left anyway."
Vegeta sweatdropped.
" ..Chi-chan used to be so nice to me before we had Gohan. " he mused, " I'd spar with her like I spar with you...
only when I ended a spar with Chi-chan we were usually kissing and when I end a spar with Veggie one of us is usually
unconsious and the other has to teleport him back home. " Goku explained.
" Yeah, well, Onna's not as "nice" as she used to be, baka. " Vegeta huffed, " Not that I would even know; the first
time I met her she was sore at you for not letting Porunga bring you back to Earth from Yardrat. " he looked over at the
saddened peasant, " Kakarrotto, humans age MUCH FASTER than we do. Onna's probably going through some middle-aged phase or
something. How old do they live on average anyway? Mid 80's, 90's? She's almost halfway there already! "
" ... "
Vegeta groaned, " Look, Kaka-chan. If it'll make you feel better, there's a perfectly good reason why it couldn't
have been Onna calling in; other than the fact that you tied her arms and legs up. If it had been her, she would've known
you were in the building and had you teleport home first so you wouldn't be caught in the crossfire. "
" Meaning? " Goku tilted his still-confused head.
" Meaning, Kakarrotto, that yes someone did call in, but it wasn't one of your family members. More likely it was one
of your earth-friends who hates me. " Vegeta said.
" ....gosh Veggie, that's a lotta people. " Goku said in awe. Vegeta sweatdropped again, " I don't get why anybody
wouldn't like little Veggie to begin with. He's so sweet-n-nice-n-cute... " the larger saiyajin grinned, trailing off.
" Uh, heh-heh, right. " Vegeta laughed nervously, ::Listen now that I've got your attention! We need to find a way
to get out of here without alerting the drivers or the police:: Vegeta said telepathically to Goku.
::But Veggie I can't teleport without my fingers on my forehe--::
::--exactly! We need to get one of us out of these straight-jackets, then that one will teleport the remaining one
along with himself to safety!::
::Brillaint plan, little buddy!!:: Goku thought, impressed.
::Why thank you, I try you know:: Vegeta mentally boasted to him, ::Now help me out of this thing!::
::Maybe Veggie should help ME out instead::
::WHAT?! WHY!:: Vegeta demanded to know.
::Because I've been teleporting way longer than you have, Veggie; you don't wanna accidentally send us to the
bahamas or something, right?::
The ouji smirked, ::Actually...:: he let out a mental snicker. Goku cocked his head at Vegeta, baffled. The smaller
saiyajin froze, remembering they were still speaking mentally to each other and quickly blocked all such thoughts out of his
brain, ::Alright Kakarrotto. I'll help you out, I'm going to use my tail to try and unlatch you::
::Oh-kay Veggie!:: Goku chirped.
::Here we go; 1, 2, 3--::
" --well, here we are! " the drivers said. Both saiyajin fell over.
The sound of feet were heard approaching the back of the truck.
" AHH!! They're coming to take us away and put thousands of giant scary needles into our bod-IEEEEEEHEEHEEEES!!! "
Goku wailed as he ran around in a circle, then paused to see the smaller saiyajin go ssj2 and burst out of his
straight-jacket, blowing it to bits. Goku stared at him for a moment, then did the same.
" Hurry up, Kakarrotto! We'll rush them and fly off! " the ouji ordered.
" Right! " Goku nodded. The saiyajins backed up, then ran headlong at the door only to have it opened at the precise
time they lept out causing them to fly out at full-force, unable to stop themselves as they crashed into the bright white
wall. Goku and Vegeta fell to the floor, twitching in pain.
" Oww Veggie that hurt! " Goku whined.
" My arm... " Vegeta sat up. He turned to the whimpering saiyajin, " What happened to you? "
" Veggie I landed on my tail will you smooch it and make it better? " the larger saiyajin said hopefully, holding out
his limp tail.
" ... " Vegeta sweatdropped, " No I will NOT!! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT TYPES OF GLANDS ARE IN THAT THING!!! " he
exclaimed, his face turning bright red, " Besides, doing so would leave me riddled with kaka-germs. " he stuck his tongue out
in disgust.
" Please little Veggie. "
" NO! " Vegeta folded his arms, " And--and even so, even if I did all those earth-bakas would think I was your--your-
-- "
" --little buddy! " Goku chirped.
" ...yeah, sure. " Vegeta muttered, " Your little buddy. "
Goku teleported infront of him, " But guess what? You *ARE* my little buddy so *YOU* get to give my fuzzy lil-lil
tail a big smoochy to make it feel all better--just like Chi-chan used to!...before she got mean. " he pouted, holding his
tail-tip up to Vegeta's face. The tail wiggled in Goku's grip, " See! He **likes** you! " Goku said happily, " Don't you
tail? You like Veggie! "
" I'm NOT kissing your tail. " Vegeta grumbled, " It has your oozaru-glands in it and some of your instinctual-glands
and some of your bonding-glands and do you have any idea of half the things saiyajin tails excrete when they're contented?! "
he rambled on.
" It's, not very content right now, Veggie. " Goku twitched as the dull pain rumbled through his tail, then looked
around, " Hey Veggie? "
" Well I don't CARE if it's "content" or not, I refuse to place my royal lips anywhere near that furry-- "
" --Veggie where is everybody? "
Vegeta paused as reality suddenly dawned on him, with the exception of Goku, the FBI van, and himself, the entire
room they were in was a giant void of white nothingness.
" It's like the room of time and space at Kami's lookout....only creepier. " Goku shuddered.
" ... " Vegeta paused to sense for ki's only to find none. He flew around to the front of the van to see no one
inside it. The ouji gulped, " Kakarrotto, get in the van. "
" What? "
" GET IN THE VAN, KAKARROTTO!! " Vegeta shouted, beginning to feel a slight paranoia hovering over him.
Goku waddled over to the driver's seat, then opened the door only to shriek as the van and the small chunk of floor
surrounding it spun over, causing the underside of the floor, also white, to now be sitting in its place.
" Well, I don't think we're in West City anymore, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta commented sarcastically.
" Veggie I'm scared. " the larger saiyajin admitted.
" Well so am I but you don't see me whimpering about it!!! " the ouji shouted, then slapped his hands over his mouth
when he realized what he had just said.
" Veggie's scared too? " Goku smiled.
" Is that really so amusing to you, Kakarrot? " the smaller saiyajin said, annoyed.
" No, but makes me feel better to know Veggie's scared with me. " Goku said warmly.
" ... " Vegeta looked around nervously, avoiding eye-contact.
" You know Veggie, when I'm scared, sometimes I like to give my pillow a big hug, and you're just about the size of
my pillow--- "
" --let's find a way out of here. " Vegeta quickly changed the subject, " Alright, let me see. The floor flips over
like it did with that van, right? So all we have to do is find a spot with a hole in it. "
Goku looked around the seemingly endless room, " That's gonna be a little hard, Veggie. " he sweatdropped.
" Fine then. You just teleport us out of here and make it all the simpler. " Vegeta nodded.
" Veggie I can't teleport without a ki to teleport to! You know that by now, you USE the technique! " Goku sighed,
exasperated. Vegeta fumed.
" OH CRAP! " he stomped on the floor. Both saiyajins let out a yelp as two examining tables shot out from the floor
and three thick brown straps strapped over their bodies, " OH DOUBLE CRAP!! "
The walls surrounding them sunk down to a couple feet to reveal they were in a science lab with thousands of workers
and high-tech machinery. One of the workers walked up to them wearing a doctor's operating outfit.
" Vegeta Oujisama and Kakarrotto Koi/alias Son Goku, huh? " the doctor said, looking at the clipboard in his hand.
" You BAKA! Let us out of here right now! " Vegeta snapped.
" Umm, Mister Doctor? It wasn't CHI-CHAN who phoned in and told you where we were, was it? " Goku pleased with him.
" Your wife? No, actually the calls came from 4 different locations. " he said as a flat map of the planet suddenly
appeared behind him in gigantic proportions. Four yellow dots popped up on the map.
Goku gasped when he instantly recognized them, " It's Yamcha, Piccolo, Tenshinhan, and the Kame House! THEY called in
on little Veggie to have him arrested!?? "
" Figures. " Vegeta snorted, " If it wasn't Onna selling me out it's the rest of your veggie-hating earth-friends. "
" Out of curiousity, why don't they like you, Mr. Oujisama? " the doctor asked him.
" That's none of your business! " Vegeta looked away stubbornly. Several other doctors appeared at Vegeta's side, all
holding up various instruments that looked like.
" --NEEDLES!! " Goku shrieked in terror, " OH VEGGIE THEY HAVE NEEDLES!! THEY'RE GONNA KILL US! KILL US AND PERFORM
AUTOPSIES ON OUR BRAINS!!! " his eyes welled up with tears as he bawled away.
" Oh they are not. " Vegeta said with a huff.
" Little Veggie please! Just tell them! If they kill you know I'll be all alone in this big scary place and they'll
stick me with needles and make me run on a wheel like those little hampsters and make me run through mazes to find cheese
like I've seen on tv with the lab mice and---I'd miss you too much Veggie *sniffle*. "
Vegeta flopped his head back, smacking it against the hard examining table, " Ohhhhhh.. " he groaned, " Fine. If you
must know, Yamcha, Piccolo, Tenshinhan, and Chaoutzu hate me because Nappa killed them and they associate me with him being
that we're both saiyajins. Kuririn hates me because if it weren't for me he wouldn't have been killed, twice. Juuhachigou
hates me because I let Cell absorb her just so I could boost my ego and have a real challange to fight against. " Vegeta
said in a monotone, " Oh, and Onna--excuse me, Chi-Chi--hates me because she's under the dellusion that I'm trying to steal
Kakarrotto away from her due to a simple request for revenge of some lost pride that turned into a wild uncontrollable
passionate obsession that takes up the majority of my life and the sole reason I first decided to stay on Earth in the first
place. " he said dryly. Goku and the doctors staring at him, wide-eyed. Vegeta cocked his head over at Goku, " You know, if
it weren't for your mushy kaka-germed ways I'd be out somewhere ruling half of outer space right now instead of strapped to
a cold, hard cream-colored board next to you in this strange place. "
" Aww, that's sweet of you Veggie! " Goku said, touched, " Just to think that you chose ~*me*~ as more important to
you than ruling half of space, that really means a lot to me. "
Vegeta's face turned bright red, " Uh....yeah. " he turned his eyes to the ceiling, " Well, you are important, you're
the only peasant I have. " he mumbled out, fidgeting slightly as he did so.
" So you really ARE the last two of your species! " a female doctor said in awe, " Amazing. There's so much the human
race could learn from you! Your planet, your culture-- "
" --does your race have women like we do? " another doctor cocked an eyebrow.
" AND WHAT IS _THAT_ SUPPOSED TO MEAN!! " Vegeta said offensively, " MY MOTHER WOULD KILL YOU FOR SUCH A STATEMENT! "
" Yeah, same goes for my Mommy......right Veggie? " Goku looked over at him.
Vegeta sighed, " Your "mommy" would probably laugh at these people for a few minutes, THEN she'd kill them for such a
statement. "
" OH! Heehee, I do like to laugh. " Goku commented, grinning.
" Why do you want to know? " Vegeta narrowed his eyes at the doctors.
" Well, Mr. Oujisama, you see, we here at the FBI want to learn everything we can about your alien anatomy. "
Vegeta's eyes bulged out of his head as his face turned a pale green.
" That's why we were curious if your species had any females, we could've used the bodies to compare with human
anatomy. " the doctor took what looked like a large object used for cutting saiyajin bodies open, " You have tails, you turn
into giant apes, you can fly, you can assume these golden-hairred forms, Mrs. Son says your have lifespans that can reach up
to 500 years old without you either physically aging that much at all. " the doctor smirked as his glasses glittered, " Why,
you could both hold the key to eternal youth, to genetics, to things beyond our control that occur in our bodies on an
everyday basis! Between the two of you we could solve many diseases and learn more about our differences and why we're so
different. "
" And you're going to accomplish all this by cutting us up. " Vegeta said skeptically.
" To put it bluntly, yes. " the doctor held up his cutter over Vegeta's chest.
" OH GOD NO!!! " Goku screamed, going ssj2. To his amazement he couldn't left up high enough to get off the table.
" Don't bother struggling, Kakarrotto, the gravity on that board is high enough to keep you both lying down without
any trouble at all. " the doctor said, then turned back to Vegeta to see him growling in a low, deadly tone at him. The ouji
reached up painfully due to the gravity, then grabbed the doctor by the collar and drug him down.
" Nobody calls him Kakarrotto, except ME. " Vegeta snarled, then sent a ki-blast at the doctor, nearly destroying him
in the process. He pushed the doctor away and he fell to the ground.
" VEGGIE why did you do that! " Goku exclaimed, " You could've killed him! How're we ever going to get out of here if
you start killing everybody who knows HOW! "
" Kakarrotto will you PLEASE shud-YEOW!! " Vegeta yanked his arm away to see several little needle-holes in it. He
glared in the general direction of the now blurry doctors and scientists, " Curse you...curse you all... " Vegeta fell back,
instantly unconsious.
" LITTLE VEGGIE!! HEY YOU HURT MY LITTLE VEGGIE!! " Goku gasped at the now unconsious ouji, " How COULD you! He never
did anything bad to you EVER! He's a good little Veggie and he doesn't deserve thi--- " Goku's eyes widened as he felt
several stings in the side of his arm, the saiyajin fainted at the sight of the needles sticking into his arm before the drug
could actually begin to take place.
" Perfect. I was getting tired of hearing them yap. " the head doctor said, " Now take them away, we have many tests
to run before we release them into captivity and not very much time to get it all done before they wake up. HURRY! "

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" Oh no oh no OH NO! HOW could this have happened! " Chi-Chi wailed as she paced back and forth in the living room,
" All that calling in and when somebody OTHER than myself decides to help also, BOTH the Ouji AND my Go-chan get captured!
They're probably ripping their insides open right now! Or putting them under one of those police investigations! Or putting
needles in them to test their blood! Go-chan just hates needles.... "
" Oh, NOW you're worried. " Gohan rolled his eyes, " Kaasan didn't you even stop to think that Toussan is ALSO a
"space alien". They're not gonna take Vegeta away without taking Toussan away as well!! "
Chi-Chi slumped into the living room sofa, " I guess you're right. BUT IT'S NOT FAIR! Stupid Ouji! Why'd he have to
tell them Goku's a saiyajin too! "
" Guess he figured if he was goin down he'd take "Kakarrotto" with him. " Gohan sighed.
Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes at the thought, then looked up at Gohan and froze, " Dear God....what about YOU! "
" Huh? " Gohan looked surprised and slightly disturbed.
" Gohan you're half-saiyajin! What if they come back for you! " she bit her lip nervously, " They'll come back and
take you and Goten away from me and then I'll be all alone!!! "
" Well, maybe we could beat them to it and explain to the FBI about me and Goten so that way the scientists testing
Toussan and Vegeta won't try to breed or reproduce them. They won't need to try any reproduction experiments if they know
saiyajins and humans are compatable, right? " he said nervously with a large sweatdrop on the side of his head.
Chi-Chi stared at him blankly for a moment, then jumped to her feet, " OF COURSE! " she grinned, " Once we show them
all that we're all a happy family together, sans the Ouji, we can get your father back and wish the Ouji a fond farewell as a
lab-ouji in their science compound. " Chi-Chi clasped her hands together.
Gohan sweatdropped again, " Umm, that's not exactly what I meant. "
" Besides, " Chi-Chi said, no longer paying attention to her son, " I can't let those crazy scientists discover a way
to make any MORE "fusion-babies" from Go-chan and the Ouji, ya know! "
Two spikey-hairred heads poked through the bars of the staircase and stared down at them.
" You know, I'm starting to get the feeling Aunt Chi-Chi doesn't like us. " Vejitto cocked his head.
Gogeta glared at Chi-Chi, " Of COURSE she doesn't like us, numbskull! Onna NEVER liked us!! "
" You're still bitter about the Chi-Chi from your timeline attempting to kill you, huh? " Vejitto muttered, smirking
slightly.
" ... "
" Yup! Thought so! " the older fusion grinned.
" If Toussan didn't love her so much I would've lept off of these stairs and attacked her by now--that and my head
is stuck between these too bars do you think you could help me squeeze it out? " he grinned cheesily at his brother. Vejitto
sweatdropped.
" Sure! " he chirped, then went to pull his own head out from between the bars that were two bars away from where
Gogeta had stuck his head through, " ...uh-oh. "
" You're stuck too, huh? " Gogeta paled.
" This is not good. "
" Not good at all. "
" *DING-DONG*!! "
" Oh no! Someone's coming!! " Vejitto freaked out, " They're gonna see us and then we'll be in real trouble! "
" We will? " Gogeta blinked.
" Of course we will! We're not supposed to leave our posts unless we're ordered to or it's an emergancy or we're on
vacation!! " Vejitto snapped at him.
" Don't worry about it, Jitto! After all, what could go wrong? " Gogeta shrugged goofily.

/dl

Freeza laughed manically has he finished spray-painting 'Vegeta & Goku' on the side of the rocks around needle
mountain using a heart for the & sign, " BWAHAHA! Foolish 'fusions'! Think they can make fun of the great Freeza! HAHAHA!! "

/dl

" And you're sure now? " Vejitto looked over at him uneasily.
" Of course! " Gogeta nodded, straining a bit being his head was currently squashed between the two bars. The two
froze as Chi-Chi went to open the door.
" What're we gonna do now?! " Vejitto yelped.
" Shh! Just act natural! Like you're supposed to be here! " Gogeta whispered, then went into a braindead expression,
staring ahead blankly.
" Uhh, Goggie? "
" ...shh! I'm a staircase-post. "
" ... " Vejitto sweatdropped, " You got Kakarrotto's end of the creative-stick, didn't you Goggie? "
" ... "
Vejitto sighed, then joined his brother with a similar expression.
" Hello? " Chi-Chi opened the door only to find the rather large group of Piccolo, Kuririn, Juuhachigou, chibi Marron
, Yamcha, Tenshinhan, and Chaoutzu all standing at the door holding party supplies, cakes, and balloons.
" Gohan! I think I just figured out who it was that ratted the Ouji out to the FBI! " Chi-Chi called back over her
shoulder. Gohan sweatdropped to see the party supplies the group was holding.
" PARTY! " Goten cheered, bouncing around the room, " Party party, partypartyparty! We're gonna have a party! " he
sang happiliy.
" Hi Chi-Chi! " Yamcha said excitedly as they all entered the room, " I brought saké! " he held the bottle up.
" Ugh. " Chi-Chi groaned.
" You did hear the news about Vegeta being captured, didn't you? " Juuhachigou said, actually sounding in a pleasant
mood, which was usually a rare thing for her.
" Yes, Juu, I did. " she nodded.
" I'm gonna put up the streamers. " Piccolo smirked as he headed for the kitchen.
" Yay! I like streamers! " Marron said happily; the blonde chibi bounced after Piccolo with her own hands full of
decorations.
" I have to admit, after all that stuff Vegeta put us all through, it's gonna be nice to have him not be around for a
while. " Kuririn nodded.
" Hopefully he never comes back. " Tenshinhan said, taking the saké from Yamcha and pouring himself a glass.
" Yeah, he's a jerk! " Chaoutzu piped in.
" Umm, guys? " Gohan spoke up, only to have them all continue talking, ignoring him, " Guys? Guys? "
Chi-Chi felt a vein bulge on her forehead, " YOU MORONS PAY ATTENTION!! GOHAN IS TRYING TO TALK!!!! " she screamed
angrily. The entire group fell silent and stared at Gohan. The demi-saiyajin laughed nervously.
" Guys, you do know the FBI captured my dad too, right? "
" WHAT?! " Kuririn gasped, " Buh-buh-but they kept saying on tv how he was hero! Why would they capture-- "
" --the Ouji told them all that Goku was a saiyajin too so they locked him away WITH the Ouji. " Chi-Chi said,
annoyed, " You obviously shut the tv off as soon as they announced Vegeta was captured. "
The phoners all turned a bluish tint.
" Chi--uhh, Chi-Chi we're sorry! We didn't know Goku was at Capsule Corp at the time, honest! Uh-heh-heh. " Yamcha
laughed nervously only to have her glare darkly at him in return.
" Well that's not gonna bring Goku back from wherever they're holding him and the Ouji, IS IT, YAMCHA!!! " Chi-Chi
yelled at him. The former bandit gulped, " Who KNOWS what they're doing to them! " she switched from rage to worry, " The
last time Goku and the Ouji were trapped somewhere together they made that stupid "fusion-baby" of theirs. "
" Hey I'm not stupid! " Vejitto snapped. Gogeta slapped his hand over Vejitto's mouth.
" Shh! "
" The last thing I need is them making another one! Or those scientists manufacturing another one from Goku and the
Ouji's bodies! " Chi-Chi grumbled.
" Another brother would be nice. " Gogeta mused, " Or even a sister! "
" Mmphmmph! " Vejitto made a nose.
" Oh! Sorry! " Gogeta took his hand off Vejitto's mouth and laughed forgetfully.
" What we need is a plan! A plan that will save Goku yet keep the Ouji trapped in that labyrinth of a lab for the
rest of his life! " she snickered, rubbing her hands together.
" That could get messy. " Juuhachigou said boringly, " Like the FBI wouldn't want a shot at taking any of our bodies
apart. Piccolo's an alien, Kuririn's, got no nose, Tenshinhan has a third eye, I'm an android, Chaoutzu's some kind of
alien-type creature, YOU gave birth to one of the "alien's/Goku's" children, and Yamcha's, well, Yamcha. "
" HEY! " Yamcha said, offended.
" I say if we just leave them there long enough, Goku should think up a way out. " Juuhachigou finished.
" Goku? Think up a way out of a top-secret FBI complex? " Piccolo cocked an eyebrow...

/dl

:::" HIIII-YAH! " Goku landed a kick to the padded door, the saiyajin in a straightjacket and asylum uniform. He
backed up and continued to repeatedly kick the door, " I've got to get out of here!! SOMEBODY HELP!!!!
" Oh Mr. Son? " a nurse said, sticking her head in the door, " We brought you a toy to play with! It's a ball! " she
rolled the shiny red bouncy ball towards Goku.
" OooooooOOOooh. " the saiyajin picked up the ball with his feet, then tossed it in the air and began to bounce it
off his head, " 1 mississipi, 2 mississipi, 3 mississipi... "
" You be a good boy now. " the nurse said pleasantly, closing the door back up as Goku continued to count happily.
The saiyajin paused after he heard the door close shut.
" ...wait, what was I doing? " he blinked, then shrugged it off, " 6 mississipi, 7 mississipi, 8.... ":::

/dl

" Yup, I definately see HIS razor-sharp mind at work. " Piccolo said sarcastically.
" WE CAN'T JUST STAND HERE AND DO NOTHING!!! " Chi-Chi exclaimed, " We need HELP! We need someone who could easily
contact Goku and the Ouji so we can get Goku out of there! Someone as powerful as Goku himself! We need-- "
" GOGETA AND VEJITTO! Fusion-babies--h.f.i.l security guards--and now SECRET AGENTS! " the younger of the two fusions
announced, suddenly wearing spy gear as he and Vejitto stood back-to-back on the staircase.
" Why are you each wearing part of my staircase bars around your necks? " Chi-Chi sweatdropped.
" That is of no importance now, what is important is that we are needed to rescue our parents and shall do so
effortlessly! " Vejitto added to Gogeta's temporary superhero-accent. The portara fusion beat one of his fists against his
chest, " HAHAHA---oww that hurt. " he shook his fist in pain as he rubbed his stomach with his free hand, " Forgot how strong
I was for a moment. " Vejitto laughed nervously.
" I bet they got their heads stuck between the bars. " Piccolo muttered.
Juuhachigou nodded, " They're Son and Vegeta's kids alright. " she sighed.
" THEY'RE NOT THE OUJI AND GOKU'S "OFFSPRING"!!! THEY'RE MUTATED, uh, MUTANT CREATURES!! " Chi-Chi snapped.
" Ah, Aunt Chi-Chi is in denial...again. " Vejitto smirked.
" I'M NOT YOUR AUNT!!! " she screamed up at the ceiling.
" Yeah, actually you're not related to us at all. " Gogeta noted with a clueless look on his face.
" OH SHUDDUP!! " Chi-Chi fumed, then folded her arms stubbornly and turned to face away from them.
" Meanie. " Vejitto pouted, then perked up, " Anyway ladies and gentlemen-- "
" --and Onna. " Gogeta added. Chi-Chi let out a snort.
" We have heard of your plight from the realm beyond and have come here to aid you in saving our parents! " Vejitto
boasted.
" Yeah! We're top-notch trained security guards! " Gogeta held out his badge.
" So you can really save Goku AND Vegeta? " Kuririn blinked up at them.
" Of course we can! " Vejitto grinned.
" ... "
" ... "
" So, where are they? "
" WAHHH! " the others fell over.
" IF WE KNEW THAT WE'D BE OVER THERE BY NOW!! " Chi-Chi exclaimed.
" Hmm, in that case we need to think up a plan. " Vejitto nodded seriously, " Come niichan, we shall convene in the
lavatory so we can form a plot to SAVE OUR PARENTS!! "
" YAY! " Gogeta cheered as he followed Vejitto inside.
" They're thinking up a plan to save Goku and Vegeta....in the bathroom? " Tenshinhan looked confused.
Juuhachigou sighed, " Well, we're doomed. Or they're doomed. " Kurirn looked over at her.
" Either way it's not much better, is it? "

/dl

" Uhhhh, where AM I? " Vegeta groaned, sitting up. His vision still slightly blurry. The ouji felt like he was going
to throw up. He looked around to find he was now in what looked like one of the lush forests on Bejito-sei, " ...ohh this is
bad. " Vegeta paled, then looked down and to his surprise noticed he was wearing the same type of furry brown pelt his
saiyajin ancestors wore before they stole the Tsufurus's technology, " Well, there's only three explanations here. (A) I'm
dreaming. (B) The scientists probed our minds with their high-tech machinery and placed us in a habitat similar to our own so
they can send us to a zoo as a saiyajin exhibit, or (C) Kakarrotto somehow opened a portal in time and space and sent us
hurdling back into Bejito-sei's ancient times. " he looked over to see Goku also wearing a furry pelt and sleeping
underneath a tree while a trail of drool dribbled out the side of his mouth, " ...and somehow I doubt it's "C". "
He got up and walked over to the larger saiyajin, then poked Goku in the side with his bear foot, " Kakarrotto.
Kakarrotto WAKE UP! " Vegeta said, annoyed. He looked down at his feet, " Least they could've done was leave us some
footwear. KAKARROTTO!!! "
" Huh?... " Goku looked lazily upward, then jumped to his feet with relief, " VEGGIE YOU'RE ALIVE!! " he sobbed
happily, hugging the little ouji tightly, " Oh Veggie I was so scared they youthinized you and were gonna take your dead
body apart!! " Goku cried, " I really thought I lost you. " the saiyajin sniffled.
" Uhhhh... " Vegeta blinked, glowing bright red, " I--I'd never get lost on you, Kakay... " the ouji said in a small
voice, then quickly slapped himself and tried to pull out of the hug, " NOW LET GO OF ME!! "
" Heeheehee, no. " Goku giggled. The ouji felt a vein bulge on his forehead.
" Kakarrotto, for the record they couldn't have killed either one of us, we're both immortal--for the time being,
remember! "
" Oh yeah! " Goku chirped.
" And, it's euthanized, not youthinized. " Vegeta corrected him, " Now let go of me before I break your skull open! "
" Wow, Veggie sure is in a *gwumpy* mood today, huh! " the larger saiyajin teased, grabbing one of Vegeta's cheeks,
causing his face to glow bright red again. Vegeta growled.
" LET....GO.... " the smaller saiyajin twitched.
" Hmm.......OH-KAY! " Goku grinned, instantly letting go and causing the pull Vegeta had created trying to escape
the hug to send him flying backward into a tree. The ouji let out a yelp of pain as he slid down and to the grassy floor.
" Oww. "
" Hey Veggie, what is this place? " Goku asked curiously, looking around, " And where'd we get the furry coats? "
Vegeta sighed as he sat up against the tree, upside-down, " I don't know, Kakarrotto. I just woke up not 5 minutes
before you! "
" Looks pretty though, doesn't it Veggie? " Goku smiled, taking a big whiff of the air, " I do love nature. "
" That you do. " Vegeta replied flatly, then got up and dusted himself off, " Kakarrotto, not that you're not
interested, but I think that we're in an exhibit. Or a habitat of some sort. " he whispered quietly to Goku so no one else
could hear him.
" OH! Like they do with the really endangered animals at the zoo. " Goku said in awe.
" Exactly! The first thing's first is we should find out how big this place is, then get our barings. I feel no real
air so it's safe to assume we're inside. We'll need to test the food before we can decide if it's edible or not. Our plan
of escape is to find another ki to teleport to. I doubt any of those "high-tech" scientists would be in here with us. "
Vegeta said, trying to formulate a plan.
" WHEEEEEEEEEE~!!!!! " Goku whee-ed as he swang from vine to vine in the air above the ouji, " LOOK LITTLE VEGGIE!
I'M GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEE~~~!!!! "
Vegeta sweatdropped, " That you are. NOW GET DOWN HE-- " he paused to see Goku had suddenly disappeared.
" --re? "
" AHH! " Vegeta jumped, then turned around to see Goku standing behind him, grinning widely. The ouji narrowed his
eyes, " DON'T DO THAT!! "
" Sorry Veggie! BUT WOW JUST LOOK AT ALL THIS!! It's just like Mt. Paozu--no, COOLER than Mt. Paozu! " Goku said,
staring at the lush forest all gooey-eyed.
" Don't start getting any ideas, we have to get out of here! "
" We should go find a stream, I bet there're fish in there. I can build the house right next to it! "
Vegeta looked over at him incrediously, " WHAT are you BABBLING about!? We're TRAPPED in here, you MORON! I'm not
going to live here with you! "
" But Veggie it's all so beautiful... " the larger saiyajin trailed off in a trance.
" What did they inject YOU with? " Vegeta muttered.
" Does Bejito-sei look just like this, Veggie? " Goku sighed happily.
" Parts of it. " the ouji shrugged, " BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT! We need to get out of here! There's no sunlight,
there's no wind! I don't even see any food!! "
" SNACK TIME!!! " a voice cried out from high above them. Both saiyajin looked up to see a hole had opened in the
very top of the ceiling, which was painted to look like the sky. Two of the scientists wheeled up a wagon of giant slabs of
meat and a third tossed them one after another through the hole.
" LOOK VEGGIE! IT'S RAINING MEAT!!! " Goku nearly slobbered onto his boot-less feet, then ran out to great the
falling raw meat and caught one in his mouth like a dog retrieving a frisbee.
" Kakarrotto what are you doing! Where's your pride!! " Vegeta snapped.
" But I'm hungry. " Goku pouted, then perked up, " Oh Veggie, it's BEEF! " he started devouring the meat. Vegeta
groaned at the sight.
" Sheesh, you would've fit in just GREAT with our ancestors. " Vegeta rolled his eyes, then walked towards where the
hole was above them, " HEY BAKAS! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA AND HOW ABOUT LETTING US OUT OF HERE!!! "
" Oh, we can't do that, Mr. Oujisama. " one of the scientists said.
" You're both an important part of our research! "
" We're testing on how well you both react to things that happen in your homeland environment by simulating different
aspects of it in each of our experiments. " the third finished.
" You know, it doesn't rain meat on Bejito-sei! " Vegeta called out to them.
" We know that! We need to feed you though. " the second scientist said, " We've gotten information by a machine that
sort of surfed through your brains like a search engine searching the web! We know basically everything about you saiyajins
by now. "
" Hmm.. " Vegeta folded his arms in contemplation, ::If they try to simulate the moon, I can use it to go Oozaru and
easily break out of here, AND if I play my cards right I may reach that compact oozaru form that scares the crap out of Onna.
Heh-heh-heh, I amaze myself sometimes:: " Say, err, scientists? "
" Yes Mr. Oujisama? " one of them called down to him.
" You wouldn't happen to be simulating the MOON for us, would you? " he gave a cheesy grin.
" Oh, that. Yes, we're going to be doing that tonight. "
" Ahh. You do know the number of zeno the rays have to be to see us go oozaru, right? " Vegeta checked.
" ...what's "zeno"? " the second scientist cried out. Vegeta paled.
" Uh, we--we have to have the moon's rays at 17 million zeno units per second or else we don't go oozaru. "
" ... " the scientists looked confused.
" That's not a good sign. " Vegeta muttered, " HEY-- "
" *slam*! " the door closed without warning.
" Oh boy..... " Vegeta turned to Goku, " Kakarrotto, do me a favor. If the moon they use doesn't get up to 17 million
zeno, I want you to hide somewhere very VERY far away from me. " he gulped.
" Why Veggie? " Goku cocked his head, having finished off the meat he had splatters of it on his face.
" If the moon doesn't reach 17 million zeno, and we have some but not enough to transform, uhhh, unpleasant things
happen to our brains that we would regret the following morning. " Vegeta rambled on.
Goku cocked his head the other way, " ...? "
" Oh nevermind! You wouldn't get it anyway! " Vegeta groaned, " Just promise me you'll find a cave for one of us to
hide in, alright? "
" Well, sure. Alright Veggie. " Goku looked uncertain, thinking about something.
" ... "
" ... "
" Say Veggie? "
" Hm? "
" Couldn't we have used those scientists to teleport out of here just now? " Goku asked.
" ... " Vegeta's eyes bulged out of his head as his shoulders slumped in realization, " Ohhhhhhhhhh....KUSO!!! "

/dl

" OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh, I need to go to the bathroom!!! " Goten whined as he sat cross-legged on the floor.
" They've been in there for TWO HOURS! What could they possibly be thinking up that would take TWO HOURS to plot
out! " Chi-Chi ranted.
" Mommy I'm going out in the bushes. " Goten limped with a full bladder to the door.
" YOU CERTAINLY ARE NOT! This is our house and I'm not letting MY child have to pee in the forest while those
mutant Ouji/Goku spawns are up in the bathroom and not even using the TOILET!! "

/dl

" Oh jeez... "
" What? "
" I forgot why we even came in here in the first place. " Vejitto paled, sitting on the toiletseat cover while
Gogeta had made a small raft out of near-empty shampoo bottles, a tissue, and a q-tip and was watching it sail across the
soapy water in the indoor bathtub.
" You said you had a plan to break Kaasan and Toussan out of wherever they were brought by whoever captured them for
whatever reason. " Gogeta blinked, watching his 'boat', " Arg, that's right matey! " he held up a little captain he had
carved out of soap with his ki.
" Hm? OH! That! I know what we're doin with that. " Vejitto grinned with relief, " I had that all figured out not 10
minutes after we got in here. "
" Then why the long a'waiten period, ye scallywag. Arg. " the little soap captain being shaken back and forth in
Gogeta's hand 'said'.
" I dunno. When I sit around for too long my mind starts to wander, you know. "
" Oh. " the soap captain said, " ...arg. "
" ... "
" ... "
" Hey Gogeta, if we weren't born naturally, does that mean we don't have any belly-buttons? "
" ... " Gogeta blinked, then looked down at his own stomach, which, thanks to his fusion-dance outfit, allowed him a
clear view of his own stomach, " Uh, I have a belly-button. "
" Yeah, but who did it lead to? "
" ... "
" ... "
" Wow Jitto, that sure was deep! " Gogeta grinned.
" Not as deep as my stomach! " Vejitto grinned back, " Let's go ask the humans if we can stop for some fast-food on
the way to save our parents! "
" YEAH!! " Gogeta cheered, " Arg! "
" Will you cut that out. " Vejitto sweatdropped.
" Fine. " Gogeta said flatly, then walked over to the toilet seat and coughed loudly. Vejitto blinked, confused. He
got off the seat while his younger brother lifted it up and set the 'captain' on the edge of the toilet rim.
" Ahh, I get it. " Vejitto nodded, then pulled out a little kazoo and started to play taps.
" Captain Smitty, you are hereby relieved of your duty. As the brave captain you are, you shall go down with your
ship. " Gogeta said in superhero-tone as he shoved Captain Smitty into the empty shampoo bottle and tossed it in the toilet
while Vejitto continued playing taps in the backround, " May Davey Jones Locker be with you, arg. " Gogeta nodded solumnly,
then flushed the toilet. Vejitto and Gogeta peered down into the toilet as Captain Smitty disappeared from view.
Vejitto tossed the little kazoo over his shoulder, " Well I'm glad that's over! " he chirped, then patted Gogeta on
the shoulder, " You did a good job, my friend. "
Gogeta sniffled slightly, " He was so brave! *huk* So brave... "
" *FWOOOSH*!!! " both fusions froze as a giant blast of toilet water flew out of the top of the toilet like a geyser
and started flooding the room.
" Oh....crap. " Vejitto sweatdropped.
" What'll we do down, Vejitto? " Gogeta looked on with panic.
" Now we abandon ship like good little pirates and pretend this never happened! " Vejitto nodded quickly, then
grabbed Gogeta by the wrist and zipped out of the room. They both slammed the door shut with their backs.
" Now what? "
" Now we get some towels and plug the door. No one will ever know! " Vejitto said proudly.
2 seconds later the door was covered in towels.
" There, perfect! " Vejitto grinned goofily.
" THERE YOU ARE!! "
" WAHH!! " they both screamed at once.
" What're you two morons doing! Get your fused-butts down here and tell us your plan!!! " Chi-Chi snapped, " And
Goten has to got to the bathroom so LET HIM IN!! "
" Heh-heh, "fused-butts". " Vejitto chuckled.
Gogeta cocked his head, " ...I don't get it. "
" That's oh-kay, I don't think she did either. " he motioned to Chi-Chi.
" S'CUSEME-S'CUSEME-S'CUSEME!!! " Goten cried out as he ran past them.
" No, wait!! " Vejitto yelped.
" I CAN'T WAIT!!!! " Goten wailed.
" Uhh, in that case, be careful opening that door, it has a tendancy to get soaked--stuck! Heh-heh, yeah, that's
right, stuck. " Vejitto laughed nervously.
" GET DOWN HERE!! " Chi-Chi yelled at them.
" Yes-Aunt-Chi-Chi! " Vejitto gulped, teleporting down.
Gogeta stomped down the stairs, " Stupid Onna... "
" Stupid Onna who can help us get our parents free from the FBI. " Vejitto added, reminding him.
" OH! Now I get it! " Gogeta said happily.
" So, what did you two "geniuses" decide upon? " Chi-Chi asked them, slightly skeptical as she folded her arms.
" Well, we "geniuses" have decided that we're going to break in and pull a switch on the guys who captured them! "
Vejitto started out as Gogeta held up a life-sized plushie of each saiyajin.
" Heeheehee~~ " Gogeta grinned.
" When the scientists come back later on to check on them, they will obviously believe whatever they already did to
Kaasan and Toussan has mutated their body structures and caused them to turn into large plushie-like creatures! " Vejitto
explained. Both saiyajin nodded confidently.
Chi-Chi cocked an eyebrow at him, " You're kidding, right? "
" No Onna, we are not. " Gogeta grinned.
" ... "
" Come on Aunt Chi, I have the evil-plotting stratagies of Vegeta but with Kakarrotto's imagination, what do you
expect! " Vejitto exclaimed.
" I guess a miracle would be too much to ask for, huh? " Chi-Chi said flatly.
Gogeta's eyes bulged out of his head as he watched little Goten open the bathroom door only to have water come
flooding out after him, unbeknownst to the others. The chibi ran down the hall in a panic, " Uhh, Vejitto? "
" Not now, Goggie, " Vejitto said, then went back to discussing the details of his plan with the rest of the group.
A large shark dragged itself out of the bathroom into the now dampened hallway and crawled down in the direction of
Goten and the gigantic wave of water, " Vejitto? "
" What? "
" SHARK! " Kuririn gawked, pointing at it.
" MOMMY! " Goten cried out.
" MY BABY!! " Chi-Chi gasped, then grabbed the staircase post, pulled it off, and ran up the stairs. She screeched to
a halt infront of the shark and began to beat him angriliy over the head with the post until he crawled back into the
bathroom and down the toilet. Chi-Chi promptly flushed him.
" ...is it just me, or do things always get a lot weirder whenever these two are around? " Yamcha motioned to the
fusions.
" You've noticed that too, huh? " Kuririn replied.
" Well now! " Vejitto said cheerfully, changing the subject, " Who's with me!! "

/dl

" Ahh, the fake sunset. It's almost as beautiful as the real one. " Goku sighed pleasantly as he watched it from on
a hill in the habitat with an increasingly nervous Vegeta, " Whadda you think Veggie? " he said sweetly to the littler
saiyajin.
" I think 'time' is passing a lot quicker in this place so they can test their baka theroies on us, that's what I
think. " Vegeta gulped, then turned to Goku, " You did find yourself a cave right? And a very large, thick bolder? "
" Sure I did Veggie! " Goku said, proud of himself.
" Good. " Vegeta stood up, " Now Kakarrotto, since we have no idea if the scientists are going to have enough of the
zeno unit in their simulated moon for me to hit my oozaru form and bust us out of here, I want you to stay in the cave and
use the bolder as a wedge until the sun is out again. If there's enough moonlight for me to go oozaru, you'll obviously hear
the loud roars and see the giant oozaru stomping around outside. If not, I'll most likely be stuck in a mentally crazed wild
state of someone who's temporarily insane. This is why you need to keep yourself safe because in such an event I could prove
to be an insane killing machine with absolutely no inhibitions at all. " the ouji said, then added, grumbling, " And believe
me you wouldn't be able to count the number of inhibitions I have to keep in check around YOU. " Vegeta pointed at Goku.
" ... "
" ... "
Goku cocked his head with a blank look on his face, " ...what? "
Vegeta sweatdropped and fell over, " WAHHHH!!! " he got up, " Listen Kakarrotto, I'll put it in simpler terms that
even YOU can understand. " Vegeta cleared his throat, " Kaka-chan, "
" Yeeeeees? " Goku grinned at him. Vegeta sweatdropped again.
" Kaka-chan, you and I are going to play fairytales. "
" YAY! FAIRYTALES!!! I love bedtime stories, Veggie! " Goku cheered.
" Uh, heh-heh, yeah. " Vegeta laughed nervously, " Now you remember about the "3 Little Pigs" and the "Big Bad Wolf",
right? "
" RIIIIIIGHT! " Goku sang.
" ... " Vegeta twitched, " Well, " he said calmly, " You're going to be the 1 little pig; the BRICK one. You are
going to make that cave impenetrable for me, who will be the "big bad wolf", to get through until daybreak. Understand? "
" ...OH!! Now I get it! " Goku said happily, nodding, " Only, wouldn't I be the big pig and YOU be the little wolf.
I mean, Veggie is a whole foot and a-- "
" --alright Kakarrotto, I get it! " Vegeta gritted his teeth. Goku giggled.
" I'm sure you'll make a good lil puppy, Veggie! " the larger saiyajin chirped.
" WOLF, not "puppy". " Vegeta then proceeded to push Goku into the cave, " Now take the boulder, lock yourself in
tight, and the moment I start asking you to open it, unless it's been daylight out for at least several hours, DO NOT OPEN IT
UP FOR ME. No matter WHAT! I will NOT allow myself to accidentally kill you! "
Goku grabbed the boulder, " Aw, Veggie you're not big-n-strong enough to kill me, you know that. " he laughed.
" Just do it. " Vegeta snorted. Goku shrugged.
" Whatever you say, Mr. "Big Bad Wolf". "
" Exactly. Whatever I say. " Vegeta nodded, " UNTIL the sun goes down. After that's down anything I say to you along
with any possible death threats are merely lies and you are to ignore them COMPLETELY! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to
watch the moon in hopes they pumped enough zeno into it to get me up to oozaru from. "
" ... " no noise came from behind the bolder.
" Goodnight, Kakay. " the ouji smiled.
" How do I KNOW you're telling the truth, little Veggie? Is it really that good? " Goku said in a mock-suspious tone.
" Ugh, I HAVEN'T LOOKED UP AT THE MOON YET, BAKA!! " Vegeta snapped.
" ? "
" So I'm still normal at the moment. "
" OH!! " Goku said, enlightened. Vegeta turned around and gulped. The ouji walked up to the nearest hill and sat down
, then looked up at the false, yet bright white light in the sky. His tail twitched as the rays from the moonlight flushed
into his little body.
::Almost there....I might make this yet...:: Vegeta smirked, the hair on his tail bristling outward, " Al...most... "

/dl

" Doo doo doo, doodeedoodeedoo. " Goku whistle as he sat down, leaning against the side of the cave and yawning.
" Kakarrotto. " a voice choked out from outside the cave and behind the boulder, " Let me in, Kakarrotto. It's awful
cold out here, and it looks so warm. "
" Little Veggie is it daytime or nightime out there. " Goku teased.
" Night--time, baka. "
" Then Veggie has to stay outside! " the larger saiyajin chirped.
Vegeta cursed in saiyago, " Puh--please let me in, Kakarrotto. "
" 'Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin'. " Goku paraphrased, then burst into laughter.
" It's, not funny Kakarrotto. I, I need to get in there. You see, there's a bear out here trying to attack me, I need
to get inside the cave to be safe from it. "
" Well Veggie's going to just have to go find another cave then because I promised him I'd stay in here like a good
lil peasant. " Goku nodded.
" Oh you are a good peasant, Kakarrotto. Very good. The best there is. " the ouji said sneakily, his fingers clawing
into the side of the boulder, " And since you're so very good, you wouldn't mind letting Veggie come inside to snuggle up by
the fire, huh? "
" No Veggies allowed and I don't have any fire in here. " Goku started out sincerely only to end with a confused look
on his face.
" Well then, I can help you make one. Yes, I can get some sticks and logs together outside, and then I'll come inside
with you and we can make one. " Vegeta snickered, his bottom left eyelid twitching.
" No no no! That would be wrong. " Goku grinned.
" KAKARROTTO IF YOU DON'T LET ME IN I SWEAR I'LL-- "
" --huff and I'll puff and I'll blooooooow your house in. Hahahahahhaha!!! " Goku laughed, " Boy this is fun! "
The ouji outside was starting to get angerier, " KAKARROTTO IF YOU DON'T MOVE THIS BOULDER AND LET ME IN THIS SECOND
THEN I WILL BUST MY WAY IN MYSELF AND KILL YOU THE MOMENT I SEE YOU!!!! " Vegeta screamed, " I shall rip both your arms off
and beat you over the head with them, then I shall remove your legs and roast them over the fire and then beat you with
THOSE appendages also!! "
" Whatever you say, little Veggie. " Goku giggled, " Hey, hey, you gonna beat me over the head with my head too? No,
wait, that's impossible..... "
Vegeta let out a low, steady growl from outside as his fingers dug deeper into the bolder, leaving deep indents in
it.
" ...but I guess you could still use my tail, but my tail can't reach my head, can it? " Goku said, frying his brain
in the process of deep thought.
" KAKA-- " Vegeta paused and began to let out an evil chuckle, " Kakay. " the ouji said softly.
Goku perked up, " Little Veggie sounds all sweet-n-nice again, but I am not fooled because it is still dark
outside. "
" How do you know Kakay, you can't see out here, can you? " Vegeta smirked. Goku paused.
" Hm, Veggie's got a point. "
" Why don't you be a good little peasant and come out here to MEET YOUR DOOM!!! "
Goku burst into laughter again, " Aw, I know little Veggie wouldn't "doom" me. "
" Well, if you trust your "little Veggie" so much not to harm you, why don't you join me outside. I did tell you that
I didn't want you to let me in, but I never said anything about you not being able to come out. Come on. We can go hunt
something, or fish, or spar. "
" Oh Veggie you might hurt yourself if we sparred with you like this! " Goku said, worried.
" That's oh-kay, we, we can fish then. Now come on out. "
" Well.... " Goku bit his lip, " Alright. But Veggie better not try anything too painful to himself. " he said, then
teleported outside behind Vegeta.
" HAHA! " the ouji whipped around and began to land repeated punches to Goku's chest and stomach. Goku looked down at
him, cocking an eyebrow, " AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! "
` " Veggie do you notice how unbelievabley weak your punches are right now? " Goku asked.
" HA HA HA HA HA HA!! " Vegeta let out noises of gratification as he continued to punch. Goku sighed in an almost
bored way.
" I think I get it, Veggie's brain is on the fritz so he can't tap into very much of his power until the moon is back
down again and he can think clearly enough to access it, right? " Goku said sadly.
" BWAHAHAHA! You shall die tonight, peasant!! " Vegeta laughed, then let out a confused yelp as Goku picked him up by
the back of his collar and held Vegeta up to him face-to-face.
" My poor little temporarily-mental-messed-up Veggie. " Goku frowned, " I wonder if I put you in the river if the
water can snap you out of it. " he cupped Vegeta under one arm and walked over to the river, " I'm pretty sure Veggie can
swim....you still remember how to swim with your mind all messed-up like this, right little buddy? "
The ouji smirked near-insanely, " Kiss me, Kakay! "
" AAAAAH!! " Goku shrieked, accidentally dropping him. Vegeta let out another yelp as he hit the water. The ouji
flubbed about as he was carried downstream.
" KAKA--*BLUB*--RROTTO HELP ME NOW!! I CAN'T *BLUB* SWIM!!! " the ouji's voice became more distant the farther he
floated down the river.
Goku sweatdropped, " Uh-oh. "

/dl

" Well, I'm glad that's taken care of. " Goku smiled brightly. He was sitting on the grass eating one of several
giant fish he had caught. Vegeta was tied to a large tree with some vines Goku had taken from other trees. The wet and
completely soaked ouji was glaring angrily at Goku, the water causing his hair to temporarily comply with gravity and hang
just over his shoulders. Vegeta let out an annoyed hiss ever few minutes or so.
" Don't look so sour, little buddy! " Goku chirped, glancing over at him, " I'll save you these two big fishies here
for when it's morning, oh-kay? " he said warmly, " I won't let my favorite little Veggie starve, you know. " Goku smiled,
" Is your tummy feeling any better? You're not shaking anymore, that must mean you're either finally starting to dry off or
it's getting near daylight again. "
" *hisssss* "
Goku yawned, then waddled out back to where the cave was, " Ohhh... "
The ouji paused from hissing to a look of worry, " Ka--Kaka-muffin, where're you going? "
" Bed, Veggie. I normally go to sleep early, you know that. " Goku let out a bigger yawn than before, " If I don't
get my sleep at night I fall asleep at random times of the day and have trouble getting back up, you don't want that, do
you? "
" Sleep right here. By the tree. " Vegeta said.
" Sorry Veggie, I can't completely trust you again til the moon's gone, goo-night, or goo-morning, whichever one it
is. " Goku said, teleporting back to the cave.
Vegeta groaned after Goku left, then looked up to see the moon was now near-completely gone and the sun was rising
again. The moon faded from view along with whatever mental imbalances it had given the ouji during the past night. Vegeta
now easily ripped himself out of the vines' hold and stumbled foward a bit, " Kuso timing. " he grumbled as his tail
twitched in annoyance, " This oozaru thing's going to be harder than I thought. "
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2:46 PM 5/3/2003
END OF PART 3!
Chuquita: (grinning) That it is.
Vegeta: (flatly) It just wouldn't be a fun if I didn't go insane at least once in the fic, would it Chu?
Chuquita: Eh, don't worry, you get to go oozaru in part 4. Me explaining how would just ruin the reason so we'll just wait
for Veggie to explain it during the next chapter. How & why he didn't do it in this one can also be explained in dbz
graphic novel #4! (to Veggie) I've had to do a lot of looking through the graphic novels for this particular story.
Vegeta: (boastfully) Eh, I'm worth it though.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Yah, that you are. (to audiance) I also discovered something about a couple hours ago that I have
been messing up when drawing Veggie's (& Goku's) tail. Instead of just being a short little furry appendage, Veggie's tail
extends beyond his feet to a point where his own feet would have to be double in length just to reach the tip of it.
Goku: (happily) In other words, Veggie's tail is incredibly long for such a little saiyajin!
Vegeta: (grumbles) That's only because my body growth was stunted somehow. My tail is the one at normal size. For some
reason IT wasn't affected by whatever kept me from gaining a height to rival my father's.....or at least one to get taller
than Kakarrotto!!
Goku: Aw Veggie, do not sweat it! I like you little :)
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) (turns away w/little blush line over his nose) I know.
Chuquita: IS Veggie's dad taller than Goku?
Vegeta: Yes, yes he is. (sad sigh)
Goku: I can't imagine having to look upward to see Veggie. (grins) That'd be WEIRD!
Vegeta: (dryly) Uh-huh.
Chuquita: I was thinking of taking one of the suggestions I got back when I polled the audiance on ideas to do in the
corner and somebody said bring King Bejito & Bardock on as guests for a Corner.
Goku: (happily) I like that idea! (to Chu) My Toussan looks just like me, only with different eyes and he's got a tan.
Chuquita: You get a tan in GT.
Goku: (still happy) That I do!
Chuquita: And now I'm going to answer a couple more questions for the reviewers who left questions. Ahead of time, thanks
to everyone who's reviewed so far!
To Lil' Chi Chi: Ah, the hole thing. Normally I wouldn't write something like that if it were G, but since this one is PG
(due to the scientists going to start operating on Goku & Veggie in the next chapter and their shock that since the two are
immortal but the doctors don't know, when they take organs like their hearts and stomachs out only to have the saiyajins both
stay perfectly normal; and then when Bulma comes to put the organs back in place, that's the main reason for the PG)
Vegeta: (pales) This is rated PG because those bakayaros cut my body open to SEE WHAT'S INSIDE!!?
Chuquita: Well, yeah. Anything other than that that seems PG is just there because w/PG I'm able to do that.....I don't like
going to hospitals. When I was real little I shared Son-kun's fear of needles, and I'm still a little squeamish around them.
Goku: (shivers) NEEDLES ARE BAD, CHU-SAMA! [rubs his arm as if stuck by one]
To Lil' Chi Chi: Heehee, actually I'm glad I had a cliffhanger, I don't think I've ended on a real good cliffhanger note in
a while. At least I think, anyway. I'll know for sure about the Trigun thing since there's only about 6 episodes left. From
what I heard, during one battle w/the gung-ho guns, Vash lost his arm and Knives had it retrieved so Legato, one of his
underlings, could control Vash that through the arm. I have no idea what happened to Legato's arm though. I also found out
they're some type of plant-people species. ::confused:: Weird. They age super-slow like saiyajins, Vash is 130-something.
I'm so happy my clay-Veggie survived! *sniffle* I was so worried about him. In my school the dbz fans are all undercover or
something like that, they wear t-shirts & stuff w/'um on it but nobody talks about it. Weird. Nobody in my art class knows
my clay-Veggie is Veggie or who Veggie is in the first place :) My teacher liked his hair though. I'll scan & show you guys
a picture of him when I'm done :D
To People Hate Me: You're welcome!
To fw: Just a little plothole I guess. *thinks* But Veggie did think up to get out of the jackets by powering up and busting
themselves loose if that's what you meant.
To Miyanon: Thanks so much! And clay-Veggie came out just fine. He looks like a 3-D version of my doodles. Chi-Chi can't help
being evil sometimes, Veggie's an instigator :) The "Veggie-in-a-wedding-dress" idea came to me while we were shopping for
easter dresses and I walked by the prom dresses at Lord-n-Taylor's and started laughing at the thought of Veggie wearing one
of those. I also saw a doujinshi once (lost to my comp) where Yamcha, Bulma, and Puar were drunk; Puar transformed into
Veggie and they put a wedding dress on her. Veggie walks by the room, coming from training in the gravity room and falls over
at the sight of them. Funny picture. The fic'll end happily, I have most of part 4 planned out in my head so it should move
fast.
To Callimogua: Glad you liked it! The edges are just a little advantage of me doing PG story (haven't done one since last
year's "Veggietine's Day") Of my future stories, only 2 others so far are PG, the rest are all G. I figured one curse word
wouldn't hurt. Ass is only a semi-kinda curse word cuz it's just a mean way to say butt/bottom/rear-end. I avoid using those
words when I can; it just fit the scene I guess. *shrugs* :) Same thing with the "holes". Neither thing would be present if
this was a G like the majority of my fics. I already explained half-a-page up the main reason why this is PG so you probably
know already :D Yeah, Son-kun does have the mommy-like protectiveness over Veggie. After all, Veggie's smaller than him and
since he doesn't know as much about Earth-customs as Goku does, he feels the wiser-parental-sort-of-thing over him sometimes.
Goku: (proudly) Yeah! Somebody's gotta watch over Veggie and teach him right from wrong and keep him from getting hurt doing
stuff he doesn't know is dangerous but does it anyway.
Vegeta: (grumbles, embarassed)
To TK: Actually I think both Chi-Chi and Veggie were in straight-jackets in two different stories some-time in the past.
(Isn't that horrible, I can't remember which ones) I do know that the one where Veggie was in the straight-jacket was my
twilight-zoneish body-swap where he (or Goku depending on which version you believe) ended up in an asylum with the padded
room and straight-jacket.
Vegeta: (rubs his temples) Hai, that was a VERY confusing story.
Goku: I liked it!
Vegeta: (groans) You like everything.
Goku: Except needles. (shudders)
Vegeta: (sighs) Except needles.
To TK: Thanks for the compliment! I did send an e-mail a couple days ago asking what you needed help with. Hope you got it.
Can't wait for the next chapter of that Veggie-kitty fic & the babysitting one :)
To FrEaKyMe: Wow, you know you're the first one who commented on the Veggie Theme Park? Thanks! I'd go to one too if such a
park existed. I got the idea for that from the time I went to Great Adventure and in the arcade there was one crane game with
dbz plushies in it (from the Cell saga) and as hard as I tried I couldn't get one. Stupid crane-games are fixed |( Ironically
there were NO Veggie plushies in there! They had Goku, ssj Goku, ssj Gohan, Trunks, & Piccolo. So I was shooting for the
regular Goku in the front left-hand pocket, but I couldn't get him. (sigh) I was actually gonna go ask the people there if
they'd open it up and get me one if I paid the money for it, but my parents wouldn't let me because (1) It defeats the whole
purpose of it, and (2) They probably wouldn't do it, it'd be cheating all the other kids who tried and couldn't get one.
To tiki111: Thank you! Well, here's the update right now! :)
To Maria Cline: The demi-saiyajins along with everything else comes into play in (what may or may not be) the final chapter.
A part 5 would only exist if part 4 got insanely huge. Heck, all the chapters of this particular story are huge. Yes they
would be interested in the demi-saiyajins, as so far they do know about Gohan (because he was there during the battle) but
don't know about Goten, Trunks, etc. because they were born way after the tapes were recorded. Saiyaman's identity hasn't
been found out to the general public, yet. I did do a Saiyaman and Saiyagirl fic last Sept. though. What was funny was that
when the dub actually aired, they did call Videl "Saiyagirl" instead of Saiyaman 2 (which I didn't use because it wasn't very
creative). Chi-Chi's going to get doublely protective though once the scientists take an interest in examining her "baby".
Chuquita: Answering questions is fun. (smiles)
Goku: I like answers!
Chuquita: Right now I'm downloading the first part of GT episode #25. It's at www dragonballarena dot net slash underground.
(Heh, can't use url codes or else ff.net chops them out) It's a must-see for anyone who wants to see Veggie SHAVE HIS
MUSTACHE OFF. We learn WHY he got rid of it and see Goten, Bulma, and Chi-Chi's responses. The script I read of it at dbzoa
dot net was hilarious. You also get to see Goten go on a date with a girl from the city named Parisu who doesn't know how to
eat a cheeseburger.
Vegeta: (sarcams) Moron-a-Moron; a match made in heaven.
Goku: (blinks) You mean Mano-a-Mano, right?
Vegeta: (groans) At least she's not like Onna, or Videl who has small traces of Onna-ness in her.
Chuquita: It's also the beginning of the Bebi, or what I like to call the Veggie-body-snatcher series within GT. It's like an
old horror movie, astronauts return from space to find an alien has possessed the bodies of the entire planet and they have
to save it without killing their friends.
Goku: (in deep, quiet rage) I don't like Bebi. He stole and mutated Veggie's body and forced me to cut off Veggie's tail and
nearly kill little Veggie in the process....I don't like him at all.... (small anger-filled twitches)
Vegeta: (nervous laugh) Uh, heh-heh. It's alright Kakarrotto. Really. [pats Goku on the shoulder]
Goku: (looks over at Veggie, bursts into tears and latches onto him) I'M SO SORRY MY POOR LITTLE VEGGIE!!! I'LL NEVER EVER GO
INTO DEEP SPACE WITHOUT YOU EVER AGAIN!!! (sobs)
Chuquita: (looks at picture of Bebi-Veggie) One can only hope.
Goku: (sniffles) I love you Veggie.
Vegeta: (uneasily) (turning bright red) Heh, heh-heh, hai.
Chuquita: Bebi seeks out Veggie because, as with Freeza, and Dr. Raichi, he has a beef with the saiyajins, especially
Veggie's dad for overthrowing the Tsufurujins.
Goku: Geez, Veggie. Your Toussan got into even bigger trouble than YOU DO!
Vegeta: (snorts) At least HIS plans WORKED....until the army got cold feet at Freeza's ship and got Toussan killed along with
themselves. If they hadn't gotten scared they would've defeated Freeza and saved me all along with the planet all in one
shot!
Goku: I saved Veggie.
Vegeta: I got killed the first time.
Goku: ...I saved Veggie from Cell.
Vegeta: ...
Chuquita: Another thing that I'm re-downloading later this week, they have no-audio clips at dba too, there's an uncut
version of Veggie's mental-dream-thingy cheer to Goku to beat Freeza. You know, the one where Funi covered up Veggie's nakee
tush and cut off his tail. That one.
Vegeta: (groans) Which you find so astoundingly funny.
Chuquita: Of course it's funny! You thought you were a goner for sure and you'd never see Goku again so the whole "Kakarrotto
sees my clothesless behind" was no problem to you. Yet only a while later you're alive again. I'm surprised nobody on the
show made a joke or even mentioned it later on! Weird.
Vegeta: (nods) No, that's what I call "lucky".
Goku: (happily) That's what I call the end of the chapter!
Chuquita: See you in part 4 everyone!
Goku: BYE!!