Flying Saucers

by Chuquita

It's been 13 years since Veggie first landed on Earth, and newschannels are starting to finally replay the videos taken of the two aliens who blew up Eastern City. The newscasters along with the FBI and scientists are beginning to believe that the smaller

4. Sleepy Gokus & Veggie transforms l cover...

11:28 PM 5/3/2003
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from dbgt #25 "Bebi's Arrival on Earth"
{Bulma:} Why're you blushing, Vegeta?
{Chi-Chi} So, Vegeta shaved himself?
*Bulma remembers scene between Vegeta and Bra*
{Bra:} Papa! You look stupid in that moustache!
*Bra walks off*
*Vegeta, replaying Bra's voice in his head* "Stupid in that moustache, stupid in that moustache,
stupid in that moustache..."
*Bulma and Chi-Chi laugh*
{Chi-Chi:} It seems it was a great shock to him!
{Bulma:} To be honest, I didn't think it was good either.
*pans to Vegeta glowering out of view*
{Chi-Chi:} Me too! *more laughter*
{Vegeta:} Kill...

Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: (grins widely) This is such a great scene on so many levels. I can't wait til all the parts are downloaded so I can
watch it!
Goku: (does a little cheer) GT Veggie is freed from the prison that is facial hair!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Only to get possessed by the prison that is Bebi.
Goku: (frowns at Veggie) Gee little buddy, the GT people AND Toriyama-san don't really like you, do they?
Vegeta: (sighs) No Kakarrotto, no they don't.
Chuquita: (time passes) Yay! I just saw the episode! (grins) Very funny. You get to see GT Veggie/Veggie-clone shave off that
horrible mustache with, *snicker* "Farm Shave" brand shaving cream. (happily) As soon as the mustache is gone (it was
starting to get pretty big too) and I saw what he looked like w/o it it made me wanna give a big Goku-like "Veggie's back!"
shriek-of-joy. Course I didn't, I just grinned happy that GT Veggie/Veggie-clone looked a little more Veggie-like.
Goku: (big grin) (story-time) And then GT Veggie used the magical shaving cream to cure the curse of the evil facial hair and
all was right with the world once a-gain!
Vegeta: (twitches) Uh-huh.
Chuquita: He even got a couple of his Veggie-like mannerisms back!
Goku: YEAH! Like the growling and the snarling and the glaring! OH! And the death-threats that he never carries out!
Chuquita: GT Veggie looked so proud of himself as soon as it was gone. When he went to show Goten; who didn't notice anything
different cuz he was in a hurry to leave; GT Veggie has this excited look on his face while keeping his hand over his mouth,
then takes it off and asks what he thinks!
Vegeta: Baka kaka-spawn #2.
Goku: Well _I_ noticed GT Veggie's facial-hair-free face! And I think it looks much better without it!
Chuquita: Sadly while GT Veggie did free himself from the mustache AND those nasty baggy-old-people-like pants, this is the
point where instead of returning to his training gear, he goes the black leather route (sticks tongue out in disgust). As
much as I like Z Veggie and paritally like poor tortured GT Veggie, there's just something wrong about him wearing those
extra-tight shiney black leather pants.
Goku: I like the pants Veggie wears at the end of Z, the ones that look kinda like my gi pants only in light blue.
Vegeta: (sarcasm) Really.
Goku: HAI! Veggie's gi pants are kawaii! (big happy smile)
Vegeta: (disturbed) ...my pants, are cute?
Goku: (nods quickly and happily) YEAH! Veggie looks like he can breathe better without his pants cutting off the circulation
to his brain!
Vegeta: (looks away, mildly red) (grumbles) My circulation is just fine, thanks, Kakay.
Chuquita: And for once I have to thank Bura for convincing GT Veggie to get rid of it.
Goku: (in agreement) It DID look stupid, Veggie.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) I'M not the one who grew it! MY GT SELF DID!
GT Veggie-clone: [from off-stage] (waves coyly to the group)
Goku: Heeheehee. (waves back, entertained)
Vegeta: (hisses) Don't wave at him, he looks at us funny. He looks at everybody funny.
GT Veggie-clone: (grin) (loud) **HI KAKARROTTO!!!**
Goku: (in equally loud voice) **HI VEGGIE'S-CLONE!!!**
Chuquita: Apparently Chi-Chi embarassed him somehow in the episode too. He saw her, did the redness-over-the-nose-thing,
yelled at her for not saying she was in the room, and stomped off grumbling about killing her after she and Bulma laughed
about him.
Goku: In other words, another funny Veggie-moment!
Chuquita: Would've been funnier if you were there.
Goku: (happily) YEAH! I could've helped GT Veggie shave! That would've been *FUN!*
Vegeta: (pales) That would've been a NIGHTMARE!
Chuquita: Well, if there's one good thing I've seen so far in the GT episodes, it's that chibinized Goku is pretty funny.
Vegeta: Ahh, yes. Kakarrotto loses what little maturity he has once he regains the form that best fits his brain-activity.
Goku: I was a cute little chubby-chibi!!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) That you were.
Chuquita: Is it pronounced chi-bee (like in Chi-Chi) or she-bee?
Goku: (shrugs) I dunno.
Chuquita: I've been saying it she-bee all this time but I could be wrong. Kinda like I kept saying wee-jee until I heard sub
Veggie pronounce it O-jee.
Vegeta: Still waiting to get those subs back, huh Chu? (smirks)
Chuquita: Eh, I figure as long as I'm getting back the GT eps & the sub movies as they re-release them, I'll just bide my
time til GT is over and hope they show the Majin Buu subs (like what I heard them say at one point) after they finish GT.
Goku: (smiles reminicingly) I had *FUN* fighting Majin Buu with *VEGGIE* by my side! Me-n-little-Veggie are unbeatable when
we work *TOGETHER*!
Vegeta: (smirks) Yes, why, we could overthrough the entire universe within the blink of an eye if we so desired.
Goku: (grin) Sure we could!......but that would be wrong...right?
Vegeta: (evil-thoughts) It all depends...
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Here's part 4.

Summary: It's been 13 years since Veggie first landed on Earth, and newschannels are starting to finally replay the videos
taken of the two aliens who blew up Eastern City. The newscasters along with the FBI and scientists are beginning to believe
that the smaller alien is still alive, AND walking among the Earthlings. Now there's a 100 million $ reward for the capture
of the alien, and everybody wants to take advantage of it, including Chi-Chi and the other members of the Z-senshi who
particularly don't care for the ouji. But what happens when Veggie reveals to the press that Goku is also an alien? Will the
gang be able to save the two saiyajins from ending up subjects in a series of, private, secret experiments on their minds
and bodies? Will there be anything left to save by the time they get there?
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" OHHHHhhhh, I can't believe I'm doing this,....again. " Vegeta grumbled as he sat in a meditative position on the
grass in the saiyajin-habitat dome, " What a pain! If only those baka scientists had pushed the moon-rays up to 17 zeno, this
wouldn't be a problem! "
" *YAWWWWWWN*! " Goku let out a large yawn as he waddled half-asleep half-awake toward where the ouji was sitting,
" Little Veggie feeling normal again? " he said dazily.
" Hai Kakarrotto, but normal doesn't necessarily mean I'm feeling any BETTER. " Vegeta sighed.
" Aww, poor little Veggie is *yawn* sad? " Goku slumped down to the floor, leaning against Vegeta for support. The
ouji twitched mildly as he felt the larger saiyajin snuggle against him.
" Correct again, Kakarrotto. Veggie is sad because now he has to make his own artificial moon and end up wasting a
LOT of his energy to do so because the stupid scientists weren't able to make theirs powerful enough and Veggie hasn't made
an artifical moon since Veggie first fought Kakarrotto which was a long long time ago. "
" *YAWWWN* That's nice. " Goku felt his eyelids grow heavy and close completely. Vegeta went back into the meditative
stance he needed to gather the energy for. Goku began to snore softly.
" I also worry that even if I have energy after I create the moon and go oozaru that because I used my own strength
to make the moon that my ki will be depleated and I may have a harder time breaking out of here, not to even mention thinking
about going compact oozaru. If I don't have the ki to control my body to transform into that, then creating the moon was
useless! That's why I wanted to see if the scientists could do it FOR me when they told us they were going to put up a moon.
Apparently they can't. "
" Do not worry Veggie, *yawn* everything will turn out just fine. I know it. " Goku muttered sleepily.
" Hnn... " Vegeta grumbled, then held both his hands out and a small white ball of ki appeared floating between them
and started to begin to grow larger. As soon as it grew too large to hold, the ouji held his arms up toward the sky and
tossed the ball of ki up into the air. The ki ball expanded to the size of a normal moon and a now-woozy Vegeta fell forward
onto his stomach.
" Veggie? " Goku looked over at him partially snapping out of sleepiness, " VEGGIE! " the larger saiyajin exclaimed
with worry.
" Ughhhhhhh....I forgot how much that took outta me. " Vegeta groaned, trying to sit back up, " Kakarrotto, will you
do me a favor and point me in the direction of the moon I just made, then move to a safer spot nearby? "
" Sure Veggie, whatever you say Veggie. " Goku said, concerned as he helped Vegeta sit up, then walked over to the
nearest tree and stood by it. Vegeta smirked.
" Thank you, Kakarrotto. I shall now repay you by busting us both out of here. Vegeta said confidently, then looked
up at the moon he had made and let out an animal-like roar as hair erupted all over his body and he started growing dozens of
times his size. The ouji's forest-outfit ripped in two as the giant oozaru sprouted up, nearly touching the ceilinng of the
dome with just the top of his head. Goku watched him in shock.
Vegeta looked down at the now-size of his hands, slightly shocked himself, " ...I almost forgot how big I could
get. " he muttered in a deep tone normal to his giant-ape form.
" WOW Veggie! Look at the size of you! You're HUGE! " Goku said in awe.
Vegeta looked down at him, " What's so incredible about it?! YOU'VE been an oozaru, and so has Gohan! "
" Yeah, but Veggie's so small, it's astoundingly COOL when VEGGIE goes oozaru. I'm big already; besides, when Gohan
or I go oozaru we completely loose all reason and consious thought! " Goku chriped, explaining.
" Well, I'm much different. I've learned how to control both my consiousness and primal instincts to work in sync
with one another. " the ouji smirked at him, " By balancing them without losing any of either's power I can use it to it's
fullest abilities! "
" ... " Goku stared at him blankly, then cocked his head.
" Ugh, " Vegeta slapped himself on the face, " BAKA! Now that I'm in oozaru form I can get us out of here! " he said
in layman's terms.
" YAY! " Goku cheered.
" Yes, Kakarrotto. "yay". " Vegeta muttered, then laughed determindly, " Now let's get out of here! " the ouji
exclaimed, swinging his giant furry fist clear through the ceiling. He grabbed Goku with his free hand.
" Oop! " Goku let out a little yelp as Vegeta grabbed the side of the hole he had made and climbed upward.
" Wow, I feel just like I'm in one of those "King Kong" movies....or is it Donkey Kong? " he cocked his head,
confused.
" ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!! " Vegeta roared at the thousands of people in the control
room where he had just pulled half of his body up through, " YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO IMPRISON THE GREAT AND POWERFUL
SAIYAJIN NO OUJI! " he said proudly, then leapt onto the floor.
" You better run! Little Veggie is awfully dangerous when he's in this state of affairs! " Goku chirped, playing
along with the ouji.
" "State of affairs"?! " Vegeta cocked an eyebrow at the smaller non-oozaru saiyajin, who just smiled sweetly back at
him. The fleshy part of the ouji's furry face turned bright red, " Cut that out... " he grumbled.
" I luv Veggie! " Goku grinned.
" Uh-huh. " Vegeta said flatly.
" NOW RUN! RUN LIKE THE WIND OR VEGGIE WILL SQUASH YOU WITH HIS CURRENTLY LARGE APE-LIKE FEET!! " Goku exclaimed,
back in actor mode. All the workers went running until there was no longer a single person in the large control room.
" HAHAHA! " Vegeta laughed, " I forgot how good it feels to have people FEAR me for a change instead of comment on
how *cute* I am. " he dropped Goku to the floor, an evil toothy grin on the ouji-oozaru's face, " This is GREAT! " Vegeta
stomped over to a nearby door and flung it open, roaring at the people inside it.
" IT'S THE ALIEN! "
" HE'S ESCAPED!!! "
The people screamed in horror as they ran out of the room. Vegeta yanked off the door.
" There, now we have an exit. " he tossed the 'tiny' door over his shoulder and caused it to crash through the
ceiling, " Come Kakarrotto, let's leave this place while I'm still feeling confident in my pride and ego. " Vegeta boasted.
" Umm, that's nice and all, big Veggie, but how are you gonna fit through the door? " Goku sweatdropped. Vegeta
paused and blinked.
" ...KUSO! " he stomped, the force causing Goku to bounce off the floor. Vegeta snorted and folded his arms, " Thank
you Kakarrotto, you've just ruined my good mood...again. "
" Sorry Veggie! " Goku grinned, then looked up to see Vegeta was now deep in concentrating on something, " Uhh,
Veggie? "
" AHHHHhhhHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhHHHHHHHHHhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! " the giant
oozaru screamed out, starting to shrink. Goku's pupils widened until they took up half of his head. There stood a heavily
panting figure Vegeta's size, covered in fluffy red fur and the a big almost ssj3-like main of black hair going down his
back.
" The form future-Veggie showed me in the last story... " Goku said in awe, " VEGGIE'S A COMPACT OOZARU NOW!!! " he
squealed with joy, then glomped onto the ouji, " OH VEGGIE IT'S JUST AS CUTE AND SOFT AND FURRY AS FUTURE-VEGGIE SHOWED ME IT
WAS!!! "
Vegeta looked around, slightly disoriented, " Well, what do you know. " he smirked at his own furry arm, then pushed
Goku off of him, " LET GO OF ME YOU BAKA! " he screamed, his face turning red to match his fur, " MY PELT BROKE WHEN I WENT
OOZARU! I STILL DON'T HAVE CLOTHES O-- " Vegeta looked down, " --whadda ya know, the fur covers it...Kakarrotto does fur
count as clothing? " he demanded, looking over at Goku only to shriek, " AHH! "
Goku was grinning insanely and holding a doggie waterdish, foodbowl, leash, chewy-bones, brush and several squeaky
toys, " Veggie can be my new pet.... " he mused in a dazed manner.
" Uh, heh-heh-heh. " Vegeta laughed nervously, then swatted the objects out of Goku's hands, " CUT THAT OUT!!! " he
snapped, " It's creepy. "
Goku pouted at the loss of his pet supplies, " Does this mean Veggie wants to be my kitty instead? " he then perked
up, " I bought a litterbox & catnip too! " he then magically held up those objects as well.
Vegeta turned a pale green and backed up, " No thank you. " he said quickly, moving towards the doorway he had just
broken off the door to.
" Ohhh. " Goku sighed, then teleported next to the ouji, whistling innocently to himself.
" You know, Kakarrotto, this form is meant to strike just as much terror into the humans as all of our other ones. "
Vegeta grunted, annoyed as they walked down the hall.
" Aww, but Veggie this one is soft and furry and cute! " Goku started patting the top of Vegeta's head, " I can't
wait to buy some more pet toys for Veggie when I get home! "
" You've been PLANNING this "pet" thing? " Vegeta looked over at him, disturbed.
" Hee~~, ever since I saw future-Veggie do it! " Goku nodded, then pumped his fists in the air, " THIS IS GONNA BE
SO COOL! I'll get to take Veggie for walks in the park and buy him little pet sweaters and mittens and we'll get matching
scarfs and-- "
" --SLOW DOWN, WILL YA!! " Vegeta snapped, his face glowing bright red, " Let's focus on getting OUT OF HERE first,
OH-KAY, _KAKARROTTO?_ "
" --and a pillow and meat-kibble chunks and those pet ice-creams and a nice big warm pet-blanket and a-- " Goku
paused for a second, " You say something little Veggie? " he blinked down at him, curiously.
Vegeta let out a disgusted sigh, " Why do I even bother. I'm starting to think this form is useless for nothing more
than making you "aww" at me some more! "
" It is soft and furry, Veggie. " Goku pointed out.
" I'M A WARRIOR, KAKARROT!! WE'RE _BOTH_ WARRIORS!! WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE "SOFT AND FURRY"!!! " Vegeta ranted,
jumping up and down in one space.
" I dunno about me, " Goku looked down at his non-furry fleshy self, " But you sure are! " he grinned.
Vegeta snorted, " I think I feel some ki down this corridor, let's head this way. " he said, absentmindedly sniffing
the air.
" Does compact oozaru make Veggie's nose more a-tuned to the scents around him? " Goku asked curiously.
" Yes, actually, it does. " Vegeta said while still sniffing, " Why do you ask? "
" Cuz you're sniffing the air like a bunny-rabbit right now. "
Vegeta froze inplace to see he did indeed have his head tilted upward and had been sniffing around. The ouji
sweatdropped, " Kakarrotto you are lucky you are you instead of anyone else in existance because if you weren't I would've
killed you right now. " the ouji said in a low, deadly voice.
" Silly Veggie and his cute lil veggie-instincts that kick in when he's a chibi oozaru! " Goku giggled.
" COMPACT. Not "chibi". " Vegeta corrected him, then turned around the corner to find several of the scientists
standing there wearing protective gear. The ouji smirked, " Hey Kakay, they think their little plastic armor is going to save
them from the TERROR THAT IS VEGETA!!! " he leered towards the scientists in a menacing way while trying not to grin at the
fact that he was actually scary to people again.
Goku stiffled his giggles, " Aww little Veggie, you're so silly! " the larger saiyajin said sweetly then suddenly let
out a tiny yelp.
" RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... " Vegeta let out an evil, primal nose as he approached the shivering scientists with his
arms over his head and his fingers bent in claw-like positions. The little ouji let the excess saliva the form had given him
drool out the sides of his mouth, " You shall be punished for capturing an endangered species such as myself and Kakarrotto.
PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOM!!! "
" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! " a voice shrieked, however it was not one of the scientists. Vegeta paused and froze
when he recognized the high-pitched scream. The ouji whipped around to see one of the bigger scientists had Goku in a
headlock and was threatening him with a needle aimed between the eyes. The larger saiyajin's eyes began to water as he tried
not to cry, " VEGGIE HELP ME VEGGIE!!! " Goku sobbed.
The ouji glared at the scientists.
" HEY! Take one more step and I'll inject him with this, the big guy'll be out like a light for nearly a month! " the
scientist threatened.
" WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH, VEH-GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! " Goku wailed.
" LET GO OF HIM!!!!!!! " Vegeta screamed as he rushed the group and kicked the scientist holding Goku through the
wall. Goku wobbled to his side, then bent down to feel the needle in his skin by his shoudler.
" AHH!! " he let out another shriek, batting the needle away, " AHH AHH AHH AHH!!! "
" COME ON KAKARROTTO!! " Vegeta shouted, grabbing Goku by the arm and dashing out of the room.
" Oh Veggie I knew you'd save me, I knew you'd never leave me there all alone without any help. " the larger saiyajin
said while smiling warmly at the ouji, " You're MY HERO!! "
Vegeta's face turned bright red, " Will you CUT THAT OUT already!? " the smaller saiyajin exclaimed, only to feel a
bat of weariness suddenly hit him, " Aw, crap! "
" What is it? Veggie oh-kay? " Goku asked, worried.
" I used up so much energy making that artificial moon, and then at this compact oozaru stage, I think I'm gonna
faint. " Vegeta groaned.
" Oh Veggie don't faint! If you faint who'll be able to stop me when I faint from whatever was injected into my arm?"
Goku said nervously.
" Ohhhhhhhh... " Vegeta groaned tiredly.
" SURRENDER NOW!!! " a round of police appeared down several hallways leading to wear the two saiyajin stood.
" Veh--*yawn--GEEE! "
" Calm down, I've got it all under control. " Vegeta smirked, also looking tired, " BIIIIIIIIIIIIGGG--- "
" --oh Veggie don't! " Goku pleaded.
" --BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG, ATTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!! " the smaller saiyajin let loose a huge blast of
ki, frying off everyperson in that general direction, " Ha, I....got 'um. " Vegeta chuckled lightly, then fell to his knees.
" Umm, Veggie? " Goku tapped him on the shoulder.
" What, Kakarrotto? "
" You know what you said about us getting powered-up by the moon? Well, I think your battery's dead. " he said
uneasily.
Vegeta got up and turned around, " What the heck are you talking about?!! "
Goku pointed innocently at him. Vegeta looked down to see he had wasted the remainder of his energy was now back in
normal form; unfortunately for him he was also without clothes. The ouji let out a cry of embarassment and quickly put his
hands over his lowers to block anyone from seeing them, " Oh, crap. BAKA!! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME IF USING THAT MUCH KI WAS
GOING TO TAKE UP THE LAST OF MY SSJ4 ENERGY!? "
Goku cringed, " Because I thought Veggie knew all about that sort of thing already.....right Veggie? "
" OF COURSE I DO, BAKAYARO!!! " Vegeta exclaimed, " I was just, I was just testing you, alright. " he stammered.
" Uh-huh. " Goku said with a knowing smile on his face.
" Now give me your baka pelt so I can cover my unmentionables! "
" WHAT?! " Goku gawked, " Veggie if I give you mine then I'LL be the one without any clothes on. "
Vegeta paled, " Ehw....that wouldn't exactly be a pleasant sight. "
" But I don't mind really. " Goku said while looking down at his pelt. He grinned at Vegeta, " Heck during summertime
I run around Mt. Paozu without any clothes on anyway just because it gets so hot up there! " he reached to take his pelt off.
The ouji shuddered, " Must you repeatedly insert such images into my mind? " he grumbled, then walked over to one of
the unconsious scientists, " Here, this one looks like his coat isn't damaged that badly, I'll wear that. " Vegeta began to
take the jacket off the scientist, then put the jacket on himself. The loose-fitting jacket hung to the floor and the sleeves
inches too big for the ouji's height. However, Vegeta ignored this, " Perfect! " The ouji then stole a pair of goggles and
put them on as well, " Now let's go. I shall pretend to be one of those scientists I just knocked out, and you shall be, uh,
yourself. And I am returning you to the lab to perform experiments on you. " Vegeta nodded, dragging Goku down the hall.
" Haha, Veggie's experimenting on me! "
" Uh-huh. " Vegeta said flatly, then looked over his shoulder and shrieked, " AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! MY EYES!! " he let
go of Goku's wrist and covered his eyes, twitching in visible pain.
" What about your eyes, little Veggie? " Goku bent down and stared at the goggle-wearing ouji.
Vegeta peeked out and let out another cry, " AAAUGH!! DON'T STARE AT ME LIKE THAT YOU NUDIST!!! " he screamed up at
the ceiling.
" But Veggie I don't think I'm that embarassing. " Goku frowned, then perked up, " You know, humans are the only
species on the entire planet that have the desire to wear clothes? " he piped, " I learned that one from one of Gohan's
school-books. " he added proudly.
" I don't care just put some clothes on!!! "
" Ah, but I am not human. "
" ... " Vegeta stared off blankly into space, " FINE! You can walk around without the baka pelt, just stay a good 3
feet behind me so I don't have to see, smell, touch, or hear you back there. "
" ... "
" Kakarrotto? "
" YOU GOT IT VEGGIE!! " a voice boomed from behind him.
Vegeta whipped around to see Goku was now a tiny waving dot in the distance. The ouji sweatdropped, " Somebody help
me... "

/dl

" I can't believe I let you talk me into this. " Chi-Chi said, annoyed as they sat in the large moving van, the
entire group wearing movers outfits. Yamcha was driving the truck as he was the most human-looking non-recognizable one of
the group, and the fact that all those who had seen the videos believed him to be dead.
" And back when those pictures were taken my hair was not in the unbelievably cool style it is now. " Yamcha added.
" Who are you talking to? " Juuhachigou raised an eyebrow.
" ...nobody. "
" Crazys. " she muttered, going back to her card game with Kuririn, Tenshinhan, and Chi-Chi--who was watching the
fusions out of the corner of her eyes every-so-often. Piccolo was meditating in the corner of the van, which was slightly
more difficult due to the fact that he was wearing a gray movers' outfit instead of his usual training garb. Marron was
playing with some dolls Juuhachigou had brought along for her. Vejitto and Gogeta were playing a game on the ps2 & flatscreen
they had attached to the wall. The fusions were playing the dual mode of the dbz budokai game, one playing as Goku and the
other Vegeta.
The life-sized Goku and Vegeta plushies the fusions had suggested switching with the real saiyajins were seated in
a large cage in the middle of the room. Both bouncing around inside whenever the truck hit a bump.
" Haha! I'm winning! " Gogeta cheered.
" And who are YOU playing as? " Chi-Chi looked over at them with slight interest.
" Veggie. " Gogeta answered. Chi-Chi picked up a nearby dice and chucked it at Gogeta's head, " OWWW!! HEY!! " he
yelled at her, going ssj.
" *PUNCH* "
" Hahaha! Now _I'M_ winning! " Vejitto grinned.
" Wha--hey! " Gogeta whipped his head around and went back to fighting the virtual saiyajin, " I wish Onna was a
playable character in here just so I could beat her to a virtual pulp. " he snorted, the Vegeta on the screen gearing up to
release a galic gun, " HAAAA!!! " Gogeta shouted as the attack went forth and fried the virtual Goku, who slumped to the
floor of the beach-like scenery. The words "K.O." appeared on the screen.
" 'I've done it! I've beaten Kakarrot!' " the virtual-veggie on the screen cheered.
" YAY!!! " Gogeta cheered along with him.
" Hooray for Goggie! " Vejitto said happily, then picked up a score-card, " The winnings are now me--3 and Goggie--2!
" he scribbled with a black marker.
" MOVE IT, OUJI/GOKU SPAWN! "
Vejitto looked up to see Chi-Chi glaring down at him.
" Well, don't we look sour today, hmm? " he chirped.
" Get out of the way! I'm going to beat the other Ouji/Goku spawn at his own game. " she grabbed the controller from
him.
" Fine, I'll just go steal YOUR spot in the card-game then. " Vejitto stuck his tongue out at her, then stomped over
to where the group was and plopped himself down.
" Ahh, I think the odds just skyrocketed in my favor. " Juuhachigou smirked as she watched the fusion fiddle
confusedly with what were formerly Chi-Chi's cards.
" HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYAIYAIYAIYAIYAI!!! " Chi-Chi shouted as she wildly pushed the buttons, enjoyably landing kicks and
punches and ki-blasts all over the virtal Vegeta's body. Gogeta looked over at her, disturbed, " DIE OUJI DIE!!!! "
Gogeta snorted at her, annoyed. He then pressed a patterned series of buttons quickly and his character flew up high
into the air above Chi-Chi's.
" 'FINAL FLASH!!!' " the virtual-Veggie shouted as he let loose a gigantic blast of ki, K.O'ing the virtual-Goku.
" 'I've done it! I've beaten Kakarrot!' "
" --again! " Gogeta added happily, then turned to Chi-Chi, " Wow Onna, I whooped your butt! I whooped your butt
good!! " he laughed.
" AARG!! " Chi-Chi lunged at him just as the truck hit a bump, causing her angle to misdirect. Instead of smacking
Gogeta she flew several feet further and smacked into the wall. Gogeta laughed and clapped at the display.
" Heeheehee, Aunt Chi-Chi is so unlucky! " Vejitto said, then put down his cards, " I WIN AGAIN! "
The others grumblingly pushed their chips towards him.
" So! Anybody care to play me agai-- "
" HERE! " Juuhachigou competitively slammed a 20 dollar bill on the floor.
" OOooh, I could use 20 dollars. " Vejitto nodded.
" Juu-chan, do you really think you should--I mean, after all he's won, and he IS Vegeta's kid and all. " Kuririn
said.
" Don't worry, I've been watching him play and I think I know his strategy by now. " Juuhachigou reassured him with a
smile. Kuririn sat back and watched the remaining cardholders play.
" Ugh.... " Chi-Chi groaned, sitting up, " Stupid Ouji/Goku spawn... " she grumbled, then suddenly let out a yelp of
terror at the cage in the middle of the room where the plushies had been locked in. The two saiyajin plushies had been thrown
to the corner of the cage after the bump and now looked like they were groping each other, " AHH!! " Chi-Chi screamed, then
dashed over to the cage, unlocked it, grabbed the Goku plushie and quickly ducked out of the cage, re-locking it again. She
clutched the plushie against her, panting heavily in fright, " Even when you're no more than a plushie look-a-like must you
torture me like that! " Chi-Chi stared at the Vegeta plushie, who had fallen onto his stomach after the Goku plushie was
removed. The ouji-like plushie had one mitten-tipped arm laying outside just between the bars as if reaching for something.
Chi-Chi looked down at the Goku plushie she was holding by the feet to see his arms were reaching back towards the ouji
plushie. Chi-Chi's eyes bulged out of her head at the sight.
" Hey Kaasan, are you oh-kay? " Gohan asked.
" ... " Chi-Chi's bottom left eyelid twitched, " AHHH!!! "
" What? What? " he looked around, worried.
" Gohan....look at the plushies.... " she whispered in a disturbed tone of voice.
He did so, " Uh, Kaasan? Why did you take the Toussan-plushie out of the cage? "
" BECAUSE THE OUJI-PLUSHIE WAS TRYING TO MAKE OUT WITH HIM, THAT'S WHY!!! " Chi-Chi screamed in his face.
The entire group, sans Yamcha who was keeping an eye on the road for fear he would crash the truck and likely be
blamed if he let his attention wander to the rest of the group inback of the truck, turned their attention to Chi-Chi.
" Jeez Chi-Chi, Vegeta's really got your sanity on a tight string, hasn't he? " Juuhachigou looked at her in
half-pity.
" THE OUJI HAS NO CONTROL OVER _ANYTHING_ I DO!!! "
" Peh, yes he does. Haven't you ever looked at what he's doing to your brain? " the android pointed to her own head,
" All he has to do is put one finger on Goku to have you paranoid. You'll die young if you keep yourself THIS stressed. " she
said, then paused and added, " God knows how much more we trust coming to Goku's house to eat dinner with you serving it
instead of Vegeta. "
" THE OUJI IS NOT TAKING MY PLACE OR MY ROOM OR MY HOME OR MY GO-CHAN _EVER_!!! " Chi-Chi screamed at the top of her
lungs while foaming at the mouth.
It was then everyone else in the back of the truck took several steps back away from her.
" Umm, Chi-Chi? " Kuririn spoke up.
" Yes Kuririn? " she said in a normal tone.
" If we--we're going to get past the gates, wherever they may be, muh--maybe you should pu--put the Goku plush back
in the cage. For illusion's sake. " he stammered.
" HA! And feed him to the JACKALS? NEVER!!! " Chi-Chi sent him wild death-glare.
" Hoo-boy is she heading further and further to the edge of the cliff of sanity. " Tenshinhan rolled his eyes.
" Kaasan, just put him back in the cage. He's just a plushie. It's not REALLY Toussan. " Gohan said, trying to calm
her down, " Just like the smaller plushie in the cage isn't REALLY Vegeta. "
Chi-Chi looked back and forth between the cage and the Goku-plushie in her arms, " Well... " she trailed off.
" It's oh-kay, Kaasan. See? " Gohan opened the cage and poked at the lifeless Vegeta plushie with his foot, " He's
not alive. He never WAS alive because he's a plush toy. "
" Ohhh, alright. " she sighed, then plopped the Goku-plushie in the cage as far away from the Vegeta-plushie as
possible, " There. " Chi-Chi said as Gohan closed the door. She went back over to the videogame where Gogeta was still
playing, and, due to the fact that Chi-Chi had left, was pummeling the other character repeatedly with the virtual-Veggie,
" Alright Ouji/Goku spawn, I'm back. " she sat down, then looked at the screen and face-faulted. Gogeta had somehow hacked
into the system and had unlocked Chi-Chi's character and was beating the 'virtual-Onna' down with repeated ki-blasts from the
virtual-Vegeta's hands. Gogeta had a big Goku-ish grin on his face as he did so.
Chi-Chi snatched the empty controller and growled at him, then got her virtual-self back up on her feet and started
kicking back until an all-out virtual-war was being held between the two vitrual-characters.
" *SQUEEEAK*! " the sound the plushies made when being hugged suddenly rang loudly in Chi-Chi's ears. She was
tempted to look over her shoulder to see what had happened but also happened to have the upper-hand on Gogeta at the moment
so she continued to play instead, sending rage-filled attacks at the virtual-ouji. The truck ran over a bump.
" *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAK*!!! " the happy sound exclaimed. Chi-Chi twitched and glanced out of the corner of
her eye to see the Vegeta-plushie had fallen tummy-first ontop of the Goku one and was laying there.
" ERRG!! "
" *BAM*! Haha! I just destoryed half your power! " the sound of Gogeta laughing snapped her attention back to the
game.
" Stupid Ouji-plushie. First thing I do after this ordeal is over is decapitate it and burn the body, then feed the
head to that brain-dead purple-dragon of Gohan's. " she muttered, continuing the battle.
" Everybody hang in there, we're about to go over a whole mess of bumps and there's nothing I can do to avoid them! "
Yamcha called back to the group. Chi-Chi instantly went pale as they headed towards the start of the bumps.
" *SQUEAK*SQUEAK*SQUEAK*SQUEAK*SQUEAK*SQUEAK*SQUEAK*SQUEAK*SQUEAK*SQUEAK*SQUEAK*SQUEAK*SQUEAK*!!!! "
" *SQUEAK*SQUEAK*SQUEAK*SQUEAK*SQUEAK*SQUEAK*SQUEAK*SQUEAK*SQUEAK*SQUEAK*SQUEAK*SQUEAK*SQUEAK*!!!! "
Two squeaky noises squeaked rapidly together as the truck rumbled over the bumps. Chi-Chi felt her brain go dizzy and
she fell backwards and fainted.
" Hey Mom! Look what I can do! " Goten said next to her.
" Goten, stop dribbling the stupid dog-toy balls, you're going to give her a heart-attack. " Piccolo muttered, then
went back to meditating.
" *SQUEAK*SQUEAK*SQUEAK*squeak*..squeak....*.........squeak*. "
" *SQUEAK*SQUEAK*SQUEAK*squeak*..squeak....*.........squeak*. " Goten stopped bouncing the little squeaking balls and
let them drop to the floor.
" Aww, they were fun too. " he pouted, then perked up, " I found 'um in Toussan's room! He had a big bag full of
doggie and kitty pet toys and supplies and stuff! " Goten turned to Gohan with an eager look on his face, " I think we're
getting a doggie AND a kitty!!! "
" Or maybe they're for Vegeta. " Piccolo rolled his eyes.
" Hahaha, that's funny Piccolo-san! " Gohan smiled, then suddenly turned a pale green, " Oh dear God, what if they
ARE for Vegeta!!! "
" Can Toussan do that? " Goten looked confused.
" Let's hope not. " Gohan gulped at the thought.

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" HALT! WHO GOES THERE! HALT! WHO GOES _THERE_! HALT! _WHO_ GOES there? Hnn...HALT, WHO GOES THERE! Yeah, that one's
good. " the security guard stationed by the front gates of the secret FBI lab holding Goku & Vegeta hostage practiced his
line.
The truck containing the semi-large group of Z senshi pulled to a halt infront of the gates.
" Ah, " the security guard smirked, " HALT, WHO GOES THERE! Heh-heh, that's perfect. "
" We're here delivering some precious cargo for the, err, alien project. " Yamcha said near-perfectly.
" You're sure about this? " the guard narrowed his eyes.
" Wow you said that amazingly sir, you should be in the movies! " Vejitto poked his head out the window, pushing
Yamcha aside.
" Hey! " the former bandit complained.
" Aw, ya, ya really thinks so? " the guard said bashfully.
" Of course! Why I'm sure you've done lots of movies before? "GUARDMAN", "The Guy Who Guards Me",
"Fatbaldingguyinhismidfifties". " Vejitto rambled on.
" Well, I WAS in a cereal commercial before. " the guard said proudly.
" You know, that's facinating, but we'd hate to keep you from you're work and we really have to deliver these
contents before we all suffer from radiation sickness and die a horrible gruesome death as mishapen blob-like forms! You
think you could open the gates now before that happens? " Vejitto gave him a cheesy grin.
" Of course! Anything for a fellow movie-fan! " the guard pushed the button that opened the gates, allowing the truck
to easily pass through.
" Heh-heh. That's all folks. " Vejitto smirked, sitting back in the passanger's seat and putting his hands behind his
head.
" Holy--how did you DO that!? " Yamcha gawked.
Gohan stared at Vejitto, stupified, " He lies like Vegeta, but he's got this weird, Goku-like accent to his method. "
" And that is one of the reasons why fusion-babies are invisible! " Vejitto boasted.
" Gohan! " Goten whined, walking up to him, " Look what Kaasan did to my toy balls! " he held up two deflated rubber
balls.
" It serves you right for scaring me like that! " Chi-Chi snorted, " I thought that Ouji-plushie was taking advantage
of the Goku-plushie!!! "
" You really ARE deranged, aren't you? " Juuhachigou muttered.
" What? " Chi-Chi blinked at her, blankly and unable to have heard the quiet comment.
" Nothing important. " Juuhachigou replied.
" So now what? " Kuririn asked.
" Now we park the van, cover the cage with a cloth so that no one notices the plushies are plushies instead of the
real thing, and roll it into the building. We find my Mommy and Daddy, then make the switch and get out of here. Easy! "
Vejitto explained as he threw a fairly large red sheet overtop the cage holding the Goku and Vegeta plushies.
" I guess that makes sense. " Kuririn said, helping them roll the cage out of the truck and down out of the parking
garage into the building, " After all, how hard can it be to find Goku and Vegeta in-- " he froze as he stared into the
labyrinthian maze that was the inside of the FBI research building, " --a place like this. "
" Oh great! NOW you've gone and jinxed it and we'll NEVER find them! " Tenshinhan complained.
" OF COURSE WE WILL FIND THEM!! " Chi-Chi screamed, " I'M NOT ABOUT TO LET THAT OUJI DO TO MY GO-CHAN WHAT I THOUGHT
HIS PLUSHIE COUNTERPART WAS DOING TO GO-CHAN'S PLUSHIE COUNTERPART NOW CAN I!!! " she said, stomping past all of them.
" Did any of you get that? " Tenshinhan asked, raising an eyebrow. Everyone else shook their heads no, " Good, I
didn't either. "

/dl

" Fly in the buttermilk, shoo fly shoo, fly in the buttermilk, shoo fly shoo, fly in the buttermilk, shoo fly shoo,
skip to the loo my darling! " Goku sang off-key as the two saiyajins continued down the hall.
" WHAT are you BABBLING about?! " Vegeta exclaimed, annoyed and keeping his vision to whatever was directly ahead of
him.
" Oh, I call it song-fusion! " Goku chirped.
" "song-fusion". " Vegeta repeated dryly and already sick of what strange conversation lie ahead.
" Yeah! It's when you start singing a song, and you can't remember what comes after a certain point, so you
substitute another song for that part! " Goku explained, then went back to singing, " OHHHHH, who lives in a pinapple under
the sea? Yo ho, blow the man down, the ship set a-ground on the shore of this deserted desert eisle, with--SPONGEBOB
SQUAREPANTS, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS, SPONGEBOB, SQUARE---swing to your left and swing to your right, bow to your partner and
hold on tight and the COW jumped OVER, the MOOOOOON! TADA! " he did a little bow, " Watch the tramcar please, we'll be here
all week! "
" Well Kakarrotto I didn't believe it could be done, but you've just reached another level of stupidity. " Vegeta
twitched, holding his head and groaning.
" I love rock-n-roll, so put another dime in the jukebox baby, cuz all I want for Christmas is my two front teeth, my
two front teeth, my two million dollars, if I had two million dollars, I would buy all the fish in the lakes and all the
lakes and build a waterpark ontop of those lakes and we'd have waterslides and floatie rafts and tours of the grand canyon
and the moutain with the four guys heads on it! " Goku switched mid-way from singing to rambling on happily.
Vegeta growled, " I swear, Kakarrot, if you weren't naked back there right now I would plow my fist clear through
your grotesquely large stomach and stuff the remains in your empty head so you'd actually have an organ in there that would
allow you to hold a DECENT CONVERSATION!! "
Goku giggled, then started to bravely sing again, " Veggie's gettin nothin, for Christmas, cuz Veggie's been nothin,
but bad---man! Haha! Ah, whatever happened to that funny pink golf-shirt of yours anyway Veggie? "
" Will, you, SHUT _UP!!!_ " Vegeta spun around and blinked in shock and surprise to see Goku was somehow magically
back in his normal orange and blue gi outfit, " ... " Vegeta stared at him, dumbstruck, " How did you do that? "
" Do what Veggie? "
" Your clothes, where did you find your clothes and how long have you been wearing them?....AND WHERE ARE MINE!! "
" Mmmm.......I DUNNO! " Goku grinned happily, shrugging. Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Sometimes, you really frighten me, you know that? " he looked up at Goku with uncertainty.
" It is nice to know that I am loved AND feared, little Veggie! " the larger saiyajin said, complimented.
" ....uh-huh. " Vegeta turned around again, " Well, I guess as long as you're wearing clothes again it's alright for
you to walk with me. "
" YAY! "
Vegeta did a double-take to see Goku now standing infront of him, bouncing up and down eagerly. The ouji sweatdropped
, " When we get home, I'm going to have Bulma run a test and see if they inserted any caffeine into your body while we were
unconsious. "
" Chi-chan doesn't let me have caffeine little Veggie! " Goku chirped, " She says it makes me bouncy! "
" So I see. " Vegeta said flatly, walking past him.
" Aww, Veggie sounds so grumpy. " the larger saiyajin pouted, then grinned widely at him, " I think that calls for a
nice big buddy-hug from Veggie's favorite big-buddy and peasant! "
The ouji froze, " Don't you DARE! "
Goku stopped, frowning in a sad way.
" At least not until I find my training outfit again and can ditch this baka two-sizes-too-big jacket! " he snapped.
Goku chuckled, " It looks more like a four-sizes-too-big jacket to me, little Veggie! " he grinned.
Vegeta snorted and opened the jacket slightly, " Feh, baka thing. " the ouji grumbled, then pulled a double take to
see his training shirt and pants underneath it. Vegeta whipped off the jacket to find he was indeed wearing his training
outfit, gloves, and boots. The smaller saiyajin gawked at Goku incrediously, " ... "
" :) "
" HOW DO YOU _DO_ THAT!!! " Vegeta shrieked.
" HEE~~~! "
" ... " Vegeta's shoulders slumped to their sides, " Oh well, at least I have my proper clothing back, no use yelling
at you for that. " he sighed.
" Do not question a earned re-ward, little Veggie! " Goku grinned almost stupidly.
" Uh-huh. " the ouji said dryly, then happily wiggled his fingers about inside his gloves, " Ahh, my little white
gloves, I missed you. "
Goku sweatdropped, then suddenly froze, sensing something, he turned around, confused, then shrugged it off and kept
walking with Vegeta who was still overjoyed at the return of his gloves.
" This is your daily ZTV news team, Sue and Dan, reporting live and in secret from inside the top-secret FBI compound
, as you see behind us the two aliens have recently escaped the habitat they were locked in and are currently roaming about
the building, any thoughts Dan? " Sue said in a quiet tone to her fellow reporter as a small group followed the saiyajins
from far behind.
" Well it's obvious they're in search of food, or a way to escape. " he replied, " With us is ZTV's zoologist and
researcher, Dr. Rein Forrest. " Dan motioned to another woman who was with them, " Dr. Forrest, you're the expert, what can
you tell us about what the aliens are currently attempting to do. "
" Well Dan and Sue, according to the cataloges made by the research team, the aliens, who's species is classified by
themselves as the "saiyajin" are somewhat of a primal race. Earlier this morning the smaller of the two broke out of the
habitat by transforming into a giant gorilla-like monster. However as you recall, earth gorillas do not have tails, what
puzzles scientists is which of the many forms these creatures can take on is their true form. " Forrest explained, " The
smaller saiyajin, 'Vegeta', is currently in a rather grumpy mood due to his lack of food and sleep, however he is somehow
comforted to be back in the outfit he was wearing when first captured. "
" Veggie did you hear something? " Goku said uneasily, " Cuz I thought I heard something. "
Vegeta sighed, " It's NOTHING, Kakarrotto. Now be quiet. " he said, annoyed.
" 'Kakarrotto' appears to sense our presence somehow while 'Vegeta' ignores it. It seems to be a part of Vegeta's
outer nature to appear in control of all situations. He is possibly the more powerful and therefore more dominating of
whatever tribe or group he comes from, however neither of the saiyajin have shown to dominate the other. This leads me
to believe they are on par or share their ranking withing their species community. "
Vegeta paused, " I DO hear something. " he blinked, then whipped around, " AH-HA!!! "
" ... "
" ... "
The ouji shivered slightly, then turned around to face a confused Goku, " Kakarrotto! You are now acting as my
peasant-shield! "
" Huh? " Goku tilted his head.
" That means stand and walk infront of me so that if anybody attacks us they won't spot my height-challenged stature
behind your astoundingly big one. " Vegeta explained.
" Aww, of course I will *protect* you lil-lil Vedge'ums. " Goku said, touched as he bent down and rubbed Vegeta's
cheek, causing the ouji's face to turn bright red.
" CUT THAT OUT AND GET UP BEFORE SOMEONE SEES ME!! " Vegeta snapped, angered and embarassed at the same time. Goku
cheerfully shrugged and got up, then continued to walk.
" Amazing! Kakarrotto has just caused an effect on Vegeta's face that for humans would only normally be achieved by
standing upside-down on your head for 10 minutes. By the way kids, don't try this stunt at home. Abnormal blood-flow to the
face can cause the lower half of the body to go numb from lack of blood, which, by the current way Vegeta is now walking,
proves the point within itself. Perhaps this strange techinique is used to prevent one another from become too destructive
and blasting us all to bits. Hahaha. " Forrest laughed lightly. The two newscasters paled in fright at the idea, " Vegeta
is following Kakarrotto very closely. Species that thrive in packs normally depend on the protection of the larger members
of their group. This seems to me exactly what Vegeta is doing. While both are abnormally strong compaired to humans,
Vegeta's small height may make him easy prey for whatever other predators lurk on the saiyajin home planet. However, they
are both about to be confronted with the lab's security team, which awaits them right behind the falsely-labeled exit sign.
After captured the saiyajin will be taken in for more testing. But let me just say this, Sue and Dan, there go two brave
little creatures. "
" HA! " Vegeta whipped around again and shot a ki blast in the direction the newscasters and zoologist were hiding
in. Gunfire erupted from the hallway, dozens of bullets heading towards the ouji. Vegeta yelped and jumped upward while Goku
wobbled backward from the ouji's weight, ironically dodging all of the bullets successfully, " *whew*, I KNEW something was
back there. " Vegeta snorted.
" Aww Veggie, I luv u too! " Goku said warmly, hugging Vegeta tightly. The ouji looked down to see he had jumped into
the larger saiyajin's arms.
" Heh-heh, heh-heh-heh. " Vegeta laughed uneasily, feeling his face heat up, " Umm, say, Kakay? "
" Come on little Veggie 'o mine. We have suffered long enough and now it is time to go home. " the larger saiyajin
said cheerfully, reaching for the doorknob.
" Ka--Kakay? I uh, I was wondering-- " the little ouji stammered as Goku turned the doorknob.
" --yes little Veggie? " Goku smiled, opening the door.
" Well, you see Kakay, I....it's just that-- " Vegeta looked around nervously, then glanced back at Goku for a second
only to freeze at the sudden agonized look on the larger saiyajin's face. Vegeta turned his gaze downward to see a
tranquilizer dart in Goku's chest. He heard the sound of a gun reloading and narrowed his eyes in the direction of the open
doorway to see at least 20 FBI officers standing there. Goku fell backward and to the ground, causing Vegeta to jump out of
his ever-loosening grasp.
Vegeta snarled with rage at the officers, " You...hurt him.... " the ouji burst into ssj2, " YOU HURT HIM!!!!!! " he
screamed, then lept at the first officer and landed hard punch to his cheek, " CURSE YOU PIECE OF EARTH SCUM!!! "
" Heh. " the obviously in-pain officer smirked, causing Vegeta to look at him in surprise, " Gotcha. "
The ouji quickly looked down to see the dart already in his chest without even leaving the gun. He had jumped right
into it.
" Ohhhhh... " Vegeta groaned, wobbling backward, " No way....who knows what I'm going to wake up to this time! " he
dizzily grabbed Goku under his arm and ran off until the drug fully kicked in. Vegeta let out one more burst of energy and
catapulted them both down to the near end of the hall before passing out and falling back into his normal form.
" Well, that takes care of that, huh? " another officer said as they all walked towards the saiyajins to take them
away.
" Remember, be kind to all animals. " Forrest pointed at them.
" Relax lady, we're just going to take them for a little homemade checkup to find out what makes 'um both tick. " the
second officer said as the others carried Goku and Vegeta away on stretchers. Vegeta stared lifelessly at the reporters
and zoologist as he was being carried by.
" That poor little guy. " Sue frowned, then turned back to the news camera, " That's our story for now, folks. This
is Sue from ZTV saying, don't forget to give your pets a hug before you go to sleep. Goodnight everybody. "

/dl

" Are you two SURE you know which way you're going? " Chi-Chi said suspicously as she and the others pushed the
sheet-covered cage along while the two fusions led the way.
" Yeah, this hallway DOES look familiar... " Gohan trailed off.
" Aww, don't worry, Vejitto knows exactly where we're going, don't you Ji-kun! " Gogeta piped happily.
" ....I think we DID pass this hallway before... " Vejitto muttered in quiet panic.
" What's that? " Gogeta asked.
" Oh, nothing! Hahaha! Nothing at all! " the portara fusion grinned widely, then confidently marched foward until he
passed a gumball-machine filled with malted-milk-balls. Vejitto paled at the little brown orbs and moved slightly to the
oppposite side of the room as he walked.
" And just where do you think you people are headed? " one of the scientists said from behind them.
" Uh, we're just delivering the aliens to their destination, sir. " Vejitto laughed nervously, " It's, this way,
right? " he pointed in the direction they were walking in.
" Yes, just two doors down and to the left. " the scientist said. The group collectively breathed a sigh of relief as
they made their way down, " But, didn't they catch the aliens from escaping already? " he said suspicously.
" Hai, these are them. " Gogeta pointed to the cage with a cheesy smile. He pulled part of the Vegeta-plushie's hair
out of the cage, " See? "
" ... " the scientist cocked an eyebrow, " Alright then, carry on. "
" *whew*! " Gogeta wiped the sweat off his brow. They approached the doorway only to have Gohan stop them.
" Wait! We can't go in there! "
" WHY _NOT_, GOHAN!! " Chi-Chi yelled.
He shivered slightly, " Be--because we still like like movers. "
" He's got a point. " Vejitto nodded in a serious pose, then glanced over at a scientist walking by and gave him a
karate chop to the back of the head, knocking him unconsious. Vejitto ditched his mover's outfit and put the scientist's
jacket over his gi, " There! Perfect! "
The rest of the group sweatdropped.
" The blended similarities between him and his parents are quite frightening, don't you think? " Juuhachigou said,
surprised.
" GOKU AND THE OUJI ARE _NOT_ HIS PARENTS!!! " Chi-Chi screamed.
" Aw Onna, don't burst a brain-cell over it. " Gogeta laughed, patting her lightly on the shoulder, which for Chi-Chi
was agonizingly hard. She growled under her breath, " We'll all just follow my brother's lead and get inside the room in no
time! " he explained. Gogeta sneaked around the corner and waited for someone to walk by. He heard footsteps approaching and
lept out infront of the figure, " AH-HA!!! "
" AHHHH!!! " the scientist screamed, " AHHHH AHHH AHHHHHHH--Gogeta? "
" Bulma! "
" Gogeta! " they both said happily, shaking each other's hands, " What are you doing here? "
" Vejitto came up with a plan and we're here to rescue our Kaasan and Toussan before it's too late! " Gogeta nodded.
" How ironic. _I_ came here to convince the head research members that Goku and Vegeat mean no real harm so its
pointless for them to continue testing on them. " Bulma said, " But...why were you going to attack me? "
" Hahaha! " Gogeta laughed nervously, then grinned, " Well to be honest with you, we were going to knock enough
people unconsious so that each of us would have a lab coat to pose as the person we knocked out. You wouldn't happen to have
any spare lab coats to spare us the trouble of knocking 1, 2,....8 other people unconsious, would you? "
" Actually we have spare coats in the supplies closet. " Bulma stepped to the right and opened a door behind her to
expose a dozen new lab-coats.
" ALRIGHT!! " Gogeta cheered.
" How did we ever miss the "Spare Lab Coats Closet" sign on the door? " Gohan said incrediously.
" Bulma is my daddy and Uncle Veggie really in that room? " Goten asked eagerly, jumping up and down and pointing to
the door they were about to deliver the cage to.
" From what I've heard, yes. " she said, then looked over at the cage, confused, " What's THAT for? "
" Umm, we were gonna pull a switch on them, you see. " Vejitto lifted the red sheet to reveal the life-sized Goku and
Vegeta plushies sitting up and staring out through the bars.
" I'm watching you. " Chi-Chi said in a low, threatening voice to the Vegeta plushie.
Bulma cocked an eyebrow, " Well, that is disturbing. " she blinked, then perked up, " SO! Everybody ready to go save
the REAL Goku and Vegeta? "
" YEAH! "
" HOORAY!! "
" Sure, whatever. "
" ALRIGHT! "
" Eh. "
" You SURE we can't just leave them the Ouji, you know, as a consolation piece-- "
" CHI-CHI!!! "

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" Uhhhh.... " Vegeta groaned, " Haven't I been drugged up enough during this fic? " he said, his partially-opened
eyes already gazing about for some way out of wherever he was. There was a sheet over his body from the neck down.
" Amazing! "
" It's incredible! "
" How can one organ THIS LARGE fit into a body THAT SMALL! "
Vegeta cocked his drowsy head slightly to the left to see a small group of scientists wearing surgeon masks over
their mouths staring at something in a very large jar.
" And he's still ALIVE. It's astounding! " the second scientist said. Vegeta's eyes widened in slight paranoia. The
ouji gulped and quietly reached for the white sheetovertop of him. Beads of sweat ran down his face as he carefully lifted it
up off him just enough to get a peek. Vegeta felt the air in his lungs suck right out of them as he looked down to see his
insides had been cut open and various organs had been removed.
::My STOMACH!! They took my STOMACH out of my body and now they're EXAMINING IT while I lay here on this blasted
table like a lab rat!!:: Vegeta twitched. He was also missing some minor organs but his heart was still there, ::But how can
that be, to be undead---I mean, they took my stomach out and I'm not in the least bit of PAIN!:: he gawked, then froze as it
hit him,

/dl

:::" Kakarrotto, for the record they couldn't have killed either one of us, we're both immortal--for the time being,
remember! ":::

/dl

" Oh dear God. " Vegeta layed his head back onto the operating table, " That's why I'm not dead yet...but, but just
because I'm immortal doesn't mean I'm invinisble. It just means I can't die...and if I can't die...and if they don't put my
organs back soon...I'M GOING TO END UP A SAIYAJIN-VEGETABLE CONNECTED TO HUNDREDS OF MACHINES AND UNABLE TO MOVE!!! " he
screamed in terror, " Oh this is bad, REAL bad...Kakay? KAKAY! " Vegeta looked around in a panic for Goku only to find the
larger saiyajin laying on a similar table only a short distance away from him. Goku was staring up at the ceiling in a daze.
Vegeta's eyes widened to see there were several needles in Goku's right arm and signs that the larger saiyajin had woken up
before only to be struggled back to unconsiousness, " Kakay? Kakay I'm over here. Hello! Kakarrotto? " Vegeta gulped, then
screamed at the top of his lungs, " KAKARROTTOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! "
" ... "
" *pant*, *pant*, *pant*. " the physical pain from losing parts of his insides finally started to take their toll on
him. It was then Vegeta noticed something stuck to the side of Goku's head, or rather, a small thin red line around his head.
The blood rushed out of the smaller saiyajin's face as he glanced up and around and nearly had a heart attack at the sight
of a small container on the near-empty shelf across the room that held a soft, smushy light pink glob in it. A white label
was taped to the container with the words "Kakarrotto Koi" written on it.
" Kakarrotto's brain...........YOU TOOK KAKARROTTO'S BRAIN CLEAR OUT OF HIS HEAD!!!! " Vegeta roared with rage, " YOU
INGRATES HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO _MY_ PEASANT!!! I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU!!! " the ouji was torn between seeking
carnage and sobbing his eyes out.
" Oh he'll be fine. Infact, it's almost as if you were both invinsible the way you survived having some of your
organs taken out to be examined. " the first scientist said, " It's not like we can't put your stomach and liver back in your
body. We're not adding any chemicals to it. "
" Why did you take out Kakay's brain? " Vegeta said in a low growl.
" He woke up about an hour ago and started wailing in terror while we were cutting your then-unconsious body open. It
took four maximum doses of relaxents before he fell unconsious. We took out the brain to examine it and because he kept
screaming in his unconsious. "
" Can you put it back. " Vegeta snarled furiously while staring at the lifeless Goku; tears running down the ouji's
cheeks.
" I suppose we could try but-- "
" CAN YOU PUT IT BACK!!! "
" We'll DO the best we can, Mr. Oujisama. " he said, then heard a knock at the door. The scientists hurried towards
to answer it.
Vegeta watched the larger saiyajin, heartbroken, " Kakay... " he trailed off, his eyes watering with tears. Goku's
head turned towards him and stared back. Vegeta cried out in pain as a wild throbbing jolted to his right ear, " AARG!! "
Vegeta slapped one hand over his ear and groaned.
" ....Veggie...... "
Vegeta's eyes snapped open as he momentarily stopped crying. His jaw hung slightly open, " Ka--Kakarrotto-chan? "
" Veggie..........I'm scared, Veggie........ " Goku choked out despairingly through dead eyes.
::How can he still talk to me when his brain's in a plastic container on that shelf!!:: Vegeta thought, ::Bizarre..::
he felt the chills. He subconsiously rubbed the now non-stop throbbing in his ear when another thought hit him, " Portara. "
the ouji mouthed, " The earrings. Because of the bond made by those baka portara earrings you still have a little bit of
your kaka-ness inside me like I have a little of my own ouji-ness inside you. That's the only reason why you can talk right
now! " Vegeta said bitterly, " It doesn't even matter what I tell you because you have no way of remembering it, do you
Kakay? All you know right now is what's going on in the moment and you forget it as soon as it pasts. " he sniffled, then
paused, " In that case.....KakayIloveyouandI'ddoanythingforyouevenmakeyoumyoujoifitwouldmakeyoutruelyhappyandIwantyoutobe
happyandformetobehappywithyoumorethananythingelseintheworld!!!! " Vegeta spouted out as quickly as possible, then let out
a large sigh, " *WHEW*! I'm glad I got that over with! I don't think I could ever say something like that to you knowing
you wouldn't forget it the second after I finished saying it. " he smiled and chuckled weakly. Goku smiled weakly back at
him.
" Veggie......where are we......? "
" Well, we're in the examining room right now, but I promise I'll find a way to get us out of here and get your
crazy kaka-brain back into your body. " Vegeta sniffled, still smiling. The ouji reached out and grabbed Goku's right hand
with his left, then smiled confortingly at him.
" Veggie's..nice...... " Goku said, trying to tighten his weakened grip.
" Heh-heh, yeah, Veggie is nice. " Vegeta laughed embarassingly, a red blush line over his nose.

/dl

" WHADDA YOU _MEAN_ YOU CAN'T LET ME IN THERE!!! " Bulma screamed at the scientists.
" Well, we're sorry Mrs. Briefs, it's just that we're conducting some very important experiments and-- "
" --MY HUSBAND'S NOT YOUR TEST SUBJECT YOU LOONIES!! " Chi-Chi grabbed one of the scientists and angrily shook him by
the collar.
" Please, don't, do, that!!! "
" Ugh, yah, that's really gonna help, Chi-Chi. " Juuhachigou sighed.
" Mom, word of advice, maybe you should put him down so he can tell us what they did to Toussan and Vegeta... "
" --then kill him. " Chi-Chi glared at the man.
Gohan sweatdropped.
" Listen here buster, if you don't let me in there to see my husband and best friend right now I swear I will have
Capsule Corp end the amount of funding it's doing for your little sci-fi project and the only way you'll be able to afford
any decent equipment after that is to sell baked goods on the corners of the streets in West City!!! " Bulma demanded.
All the scientists froze. The third one opened the door, " Right this way, Ma'am. "
" That's better. " Bulma said confidently, entering only to gasp at the sight before her. There was Vegeta's
unusually large stomach sitting in a plastic container on the counter near his liver. A small organ with Goku's saiyajin
name was sitting in a simliar container across the room. On two closely seated operating tables lay the two saiyajin,
holding onto each other's hand and staring; Goku smiling weakly with Vegeta mirroring the expression but with tears rolling
down his cheeks, " V--Vegeta? " she approached them, " Are you and Son-kun oh-kay? "
" Fix Kakay's head. " the ouji said in a little voice.
" Wha? " Bulma blinked.
" They took Kakay's brain out of his head for trying to save me. They put needles in his arm to keep him quiet while
they did that. He's very frightened, please put it back for us. " Vegeta said quietly.
" Wait--you mean, they took Goku's BRAIN out of his head?! " Bulma gawked, " I, I know you're both immortal at the
moment but don't you think that if Goku's brain was taken out of his head that he would--- "
" They removed his brain, not his soul. Kakarrotto and I are connected through the portara fusion earrings. That is
how he can just barely communicate with me. Fix him. " Vegeta squeezed the scared peasant's hand tighter.
" Uh...yeah... " Bulma looked surprised at the situation, then looked back at the jar across the room and ran to get
it. She picked it up, " Oh my God, this IS Goku's brain-- "
" Fix him. " Vegeta stated again. Bulma was about to issue a snappy remark, but stopped realizing the current
situation and started to pull back the thin red cords holding the part of Goku's head that was removed to take the brain out
of.
" This'll take a little while, oh-kay Vegeta? "
" ... "
" That means you'll have to let go of Goku's hand while I'm operating on him. "
" NO!! " Vegeta snapped.
" What? "
" I'm the only one keeping Kakarrotto from going into hysterics over here! I need to hold on to the big baka's hand
or he'll start to get frightened again! " Vegeta explained, then turned to Goku, " Just keep perfectly still, Kaka-chan.
It'll be oh-kay. Bulma knows what she's doing. " he said re-assuringly. Goku lay still as Bulma operated on him, then felt a
dizzy feeling 20 minutes later and fell back into a deep sleep.
" There. " Bulma smiled, " Now all we have to do is wait and hope that when he wakes up his brain'll still be
intact. "
" WHAT DID YOU DO TO KAKAY!!! " Vegeta demaned at the snoozing saiyajin.
" He's just tired, Vegeta. He fell asleep on his own. Now let him go. " Bulma patted Goku on the shoulder
congradulatory.
" Oh........So, as long as you're busy putting saiyajin body-parts back together... " Vegeta pulled down the sheet
overtop of him to expose his currently-being-operated-on cut-open body. Bulma fell over in shock.
" VEGETA! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! " she exclaimed.
" Kakarrotto needed help far worse than I do. " Vegeta said.
" Wow, that's really mature of you, Vegeta. " Bulma said, impressed, " You must really care deeply for Son-kun,
huh? " Vegeta's face went bright red, " I DO _NOT_ CARE ABOUT THAT BIG EMPTY-HEADED BAKA!!! That idea is merely a figure of
your imagination!.......he IS going to pull through though, right? "
" Probably, " Bulma said, " Now let's see, what's missing here-- " she pulled the sheet off to expose Vegeta's
cut-open insides.
" Umm, Bulma? Is it oh-kay for us to come in now? " Gohan asked.
" Yeah, sure! " she waved them on, " Just be careful. I'm busy putting Vegeta's body parts back inside his body. "
" They took the Ouji apart!? " Chi-Chi grinned, dashing over to the table and gawking to see indeed Vegeta's chest
was cut open to expose multiple organs, all of which looked slightly mangled from being moved around into different positions
, " WOW! They could've killed him by now! "
" Yes, you would've liked that, wouldn't you Onna? " Vegeta said dryly. Chi-Chi's eyes bulged out of her head in
shock at the fact that he was still consious and didn't look as if he was in any pain.
" How--but--what the-- "
" The "immortality" wish, remember? " Bulma sighed.
" Oh....yeah... " Chi-Chi trailed off, then glared at Vegeta, " CURSE YOU FOR BEING ALIVE, OUJI!! "
" NEH! " Vegeta stuck his tongue out at her, " Hmmph. I wonder what Kakay would think of hearing you say that. Why
he'd probably LEAVE or DIVORCE you. "
" Oh shuddup, Ouji! " Chi-Chi snapped.
" Hahaha! " Vegeta pulled something small out of his pocket. A little black box which he then pressed down on a red
button to.
" 'CURSE YOU FOR BEING ALIVE, OUJI!' " the tape-recorder replayed.
" BWAHAHA! " Vegeta laughed again.
" OUJI!!! " Chi-Chi preparing to lundge.
" Vegeta hold still! Your body shakes when you laugh and I don't want to accidentally poke a hole in your heart and
have blood start spewing out! " Bulma complained.
Vegeta stopped laughing and smirked at Chi-Chi, who then narrowed her eyes at Vegeta and grabbed the side of his
operating table and started shaking it violently.
" HOW DO YA LIKE _THAT_, HUH OUJI!!! " Chi-Chi laughed while shaking the table.
" *SLAP*!!! "
Chi-Chi wobbled back as she felt a sharp sting across the side of her face.
" I don't like to hurt friends and family unless it's absolutely necessary, and in this case it was! " Vejitto glared
at her, " If you kept doing that you'd kill my Mommy! " the fusion grabbed her by the collar, " AND NOBODY KILLS MY MOMMY!! "
" That'aboy, Vejitto! " the ouji grinned, " Wait....Vejitto? What're you doing here? "
" I made the plan that helped us get here to save you! " Vejitto said, proud of himself while grinning Son-style,
" I'm a smart lil cookie as Daddy would say! " he dropped Chi-Chi to the ground, turning fully to face Vegeta and Bulma.
Gogeta crept up behind Chi-Chi with a mallet, grinning evilly.
" Don't kill her! Daddy'll get mad at us! " Vejitto exclaimed.
Gogeta pouted, " Ohhh.....can I at least hurt her? " he perked up. Chi-Chi face-faulted.
" OH-KAY! " Vejitto chirped.
" WHAT?! " Chi-Chi shouted, then nearly dodged Gogeta's attack with the mallet, " WAHHHHH!!! "
" Gohan would you hand me that container with Vegeta's stomach in it. I think I've got just about everything else in
place. " Bulma said, adjusting slightly where she had put the liver back in. Gohan looked over at the jar holding the
gigantic organ.
" THAT fits inside VEGETA?! You gotta be kidding me?! " Gohan gawked as he grabbed the jar.
" The capacity of my stomach adjusts its size to the amount of food inside it and to the amount of room in my body
there is to contain it. " Vegeta explained, " Since it is in that jar and has more room, it has expanded to it's fullest
size. "
" I'd hate to see what my dad's stomach looks like. " Gohan paled, handing the jar over to Bulma, who adjusted her
rubber gloves and took the stomach out.
" Oh, EEW! Dear GOD, Vegeta! What did you EAT yesterday! " Bulma, along with the others, cringed at the sheer stench
coming from Vegeta's stomach.
" You know those pizzas we ordered the other day-- " Vegeta started off, smirking.
" The ones you put mayonnaise on so nobody else could eat them once we all finally got to the table. " Bulma added
flatly.
" MAYONNAISE on PIZZA?! " Chi-Chi nearly gagged.
" Do we like mayonnaise on pizza too? " Vejitto asked Gogeta, curious.
" I dunno. " Gogeta shrugged, " Never tried it. "
" Oh it's VERY GOOD. " Vegeta licked his chops, reminicing. The others turned a pale green. The ouji narrowed his
eyes at them, " I LIKE TO EAT MAYONNAISE! YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT!!! " he snapped.
" No! No... " the others answered.
" You've never seen him eat it out of the jar. " Bulma shuddered.
" You're even WEIRDER than I previously thought! " Chi-Chi exclaimed to Vegeta.
" I bet Kakay wouldn't think it was weird. " Vegeta snickered, " I bet he'd think it was "cute". "
" Uh-huh. " Bulma sighed while connecting Vegeta's stomach back together with the other organs, " You know you're
really not in a position to be making those sorts of remarks. "
" Ohhhhh.... " Goku groaned, still unconsious.
" KAKAY! " the ouji grinned with relief, sitting up only to let out a garbled yelp and fall back down.
Bulma sweatdropped, " Don't be in such a hurry. He's not even awake yet and I still haven't sown your chest back up,
and you have any idea how much blood you lost! "
" So? I am the great and powerful saiyajin no ouji! I am used to losing a little blood. " Vegeta said boastfully.
" ...Vegeta, you're either going to have to lay in bed for the next 3 weeks without barely any movement at all or I'm
going to have to do a blood transfusion to get your body back up to speed. " Bulma folded her arms.
Vegeta laughed, " HA! And just WHERE do you think you're going to get any compatable type O saiyajin bloo--- " he
froze and glanced out of the corner of his eye at the larger saiyajin who had passed from unconsiousness to sleep, " --huh,
huhuhuhuhuhuh....huhhuh, huhuhuhhuhuhuhuhuhud. "
" Yah, that pretty much sums it up. " Bulma nodded.
" You know what, spending 3 weeks in bed suddenly sounds like a nice way to recuperate. " Vegeta laughed nervously,
then made a cut motion with his hand under his neck, " When Kakarrotto wakes up, we pretend this option does not exist. "
" What? Why?! "
" BECAUSE, being the "generous" person he is to his "little Veggie", Kakarrotto will obviously want to donate some
blood to me. If he donates some blood then it makes another bond!!! " Vegeta exclaimed, " AND I HAVE ONE TOO MANY "BONDS"
TO THE BIG BAKA ALREADY!! " he pointed to his right ear, " This is from the fusion. "
Vejitto waved happily to the group.
" But when saiyajin bond with each other through blood, it's very strong and it's for LIFE. Meaning I couldn't get
rid of it if I tried. This portara-fusion link is beans compaired to an actual "bond". AND I DON'T WANT A KAKARROUJO!! "
" Speaking of "Kakarroujo", where the heck is Bura? She's been absent this entire story? " Gohan said, confused,
" Not that I'm complaining, it's just-- "
" --don't jinx it! " Vejitto sweatdropped. Gohan stopped talking.
" Mirai Trunks hasn't showed up around either. " Gogeta added.
" Oh, Mirai came to help me but we split up about halfway into the building, he's probably at the other end looking
for us. " Bulma said as she continued sowing Vegeta's chest back up, " I should call him after I'm done here, just to let
him know we're oh-kay. "
" Bura's absence still frightens me with a shuddering forshadow. " Gogeta gulped.
" Oh forget about it. " Vegeta brushed it off, then looked over at Bulma, " Can I get up now? "
" NO! I told you before, Vegeta, you're going to need bedrest for the next 3 weeks straight! " Bulma pointed at him,
then smirked, " Of course, if you would rather have Son-kun lend you some blood, he'd probably be more than happy to share
a part of himself with you. "
Vegeta paled, " Fine. " he tried to regain some confidence, " Somebody get me a wheelchair! "
" Oh-kay Mommy! " Vejitto shouted, running out into the hall and returning with one.
" Oh you don't need a wheelchair. You're gonna need more like a stretcher. " Bulma chuckled.
Vegeta gulped.
" Ohhhhhhhhhh......my head really hurts.... " Goku groaned, opening his eyes slightly and sitting up.
" GO-CHAN! You're alright! " Chi-Chi said happily.
" Chi-chan? " he said groggily as she grabbed both his hands. Goku smiled sleepily at Chi-Chi, then suddenly bolted
to attention, " OH NO! VEGGIE! THEY'RE GONNA HURT VEGGIE! THEY'RE GONNA-- "
" He's right over here and he's perfectly fine if you discount the fatigue. " Bulma sighed, pointing to Vegeta.
" Hi Kakay. " he smirked, waving slightly.
Goku's eyes welled up with tears of joy, " VEHHHHHHH-GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! " he lept off his table
and at the ouji's, " OH MY POOR SWEET LITTLE VEGGIE-CHAAAAN!! Are you oh-kay? Did they hurt you bad? Here lemmie hug you
real real tight! " the large saiyajin sobbed happily as he grabbed Vegeta off the table and hugged tightly against him,
" Veggie, Veggie I saw them put that big scary carving knife into your soft little body. Is it all better now? " Goku
sniffled.
" Well why don't you check and see? " Vegeta said innocently as Goku lifted up the ouji's shirt to expose the
stitches Bulma had used to sow him back up.
" ... " Goku stared in shock, then let out a little noise, " WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! VEGGIE'S
TUMMY WAS OPENED AND CLOSED BACK TOGETHER AGAIN!!! "
" Yeah, pretty much. " Vegeta shrugged, bright red in the face.
" Oh Veggie, *sniffle* it looks so painful *sniffle* but we made it! And now that we've made it we can figure out a
way to contact the others! " Goku sniffled happily.
" Actually... " Vegeta trailed off, pointing over his shoulder to where the others were standing and staring.
" ...oh. " Goku blinked, hugging Vegeta tightly, " HI EVERYBODY!! "
" HI GOKU!! " they collectively answered. The larger saiyajin grinned with delight.
" Wow Son-kun! You seem alright for somebody who had their brain removed and put back in. " Bulma said, surprised,
then grinned, " I must be even more of a genius than I previously thought Hahaha! "
" ... " Goku blinked, " I had my BRAIN taken out of my BODY!? "
" It was very frightening. " Vegeta paled, reminded of it.
" Aww, was Veggie as worried about me as I was of him? " Goku smiled.
" Yeah! You scared Mommy real bad! " Vejitto grinned at them. Vegeta flushed red and grumbled, " Aw, just joking with
you, Mommy! "
" Hai, we were ALL worried about you! " Gogeta added happily.
Goku poked at the stop where his head had been choped in two, " Wouldn't I have been dead from this? "
" Well, normally, yes, but seeing as we're both immortal, we both easily survived. " Vegeta explained, Goku still
holding the ouji out infront of him, " And you know what's even better? " Vegeta smirked, " Since we both came back from
near-death experiances, our ki powers just doubled over several times!! Now we're even MORE invincible! "
" Oh joy. " Chi-Chi said flatly.
" Well, let's get going then guys. " Bulma said, " Goku, do you mind carring Vegeta out to the van. His body's pretty
much immobilized and is going to stay that way for the next 3 weeks if he wants to recooperate properly. "
" Haha! YES! No Ouji for 3 whole weeks! " Chi-Chi cheered as they left.
" Kakay you'll stay by my bedside to protect me and nurture me back to full health, right? " the little ouji said,
giving Goku a pair of big sad eyes.
" Awwwwwwwww.....of COURSE I will nurture my sweet little Veggie! " Goku hugged him even tighter, " I will be the
best doctor/nurse/health-helper person EVER, little buddy! "
" Good. I'll get out a sleeping bag for you. " Vegeta said, then stuck his tongue out in Chi-Chi's direction, " NEH!"
" Hmmph! " Chi-Chi snorted.
" Hey Veggie, what're our fusion-babies doing here anyway? " Goku blinked, confused.
" Oh, they came here to save us. " Vegeta explained, " Actually, they executed their plan perfectly. Just like ME! "
he grinned. Both fusions nodded proudly.
" We saw you on the tv and that's how we found out. " Gogeta said, then walked over to the sheet-covered cage, " We
were going to switch you both with the life-sized plushies of yourselves to lead the scientists into thinking their
experiments had somehow caused it to happen. " he lifted up the sheet.
" Kaka-chan! "
" Plushie! " both saiyajins gasped.
" I guess that means they want us to let them out, huh. " Vejitto blinked.
" Guess so. " Gogeta easily pulled the two plushies out and held one under each arm as they all followed Bulma back
out to the exit.
" Are we really going to have to go back in that moving truck again? " Chi-Chi sighed, " No offense, but I'd feel
better if the Ouji was strapped down somewhere where he couldn't touch my Go-chan. " she narrowed her eyes at Vegeta.
" WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! I CAN BARELY MOVE MY BODY!! " Vegeta exclaimed.
" Relax guys, I brought a limo capsule. We can all ride home in style! " Bulma replied.
" YAY!! LIMO!! " Goku cheered, " I LOVE RIDING IN LIMOS!! "
" You know, Kakay, once Onna's gone to that big place in the sky, we can go for rides together in the limo all the
time. " Vegeta smirked.
" WOW realllllly?.... " Goku trailed off w/big sparkily eyes, musing.
" OH SHUDDUP, OUJI!! "

/dl

" Welcome back to ZTV's morning show. I'm Sue Somebodyelse! Today our lead story is on the sweet little saiyajin
captured by our scientists earlier this week along with his large friend. It seems some of the experiments imposed on the
aliens were inhumane and kept secret from the public. Dr. Bulma Briefs, vice president of the Capsule Corperation and
caretaker to the smaller of the two saiyajins exposed the plot and threatened to sue the entire company if they had done
any long-term damage to either saiyajin. Luckily she was able to repair the surgical harm caused. The smaller saiyajin
had to have his stomach and liver placed back in his body while the larger saiyajin had to have his entire brain put back
into his skull. Both saiyajins are recovering nicely and should be back on their feet in a month. On a lighter note,
Vegeta Oujisama, the little alien who this entire situation was brought up about in the first place, has decided to let
ThemeParks 'R Us continue their outer-space theme park which uses the saiyajin's image as one of it's marketing characters.
He also says he enjoys riding the park's largest rollercoaster "Galaxy" and that once his body is completely healed he'll
be taking a trip back to ride it again. Hahaha. " she laughed lightly, then turned to her newspartner " Now isn't that
cute? "
" That was real nice of you to let them keep their Veggie-theme-park, little buddy! " Goku smiled as he sat on the
side of Vegeta's bed, watching the tv while in his pajamas. Vegeta had shown him earlier where the spare sleepingbag was
and Goku had set it up on the floor to the right of Vegeta's bed. Goku's feet were dangling over his sleepingbag at the
moment.
" Yes, well, it's not too often you get to have your picture on a mug just for being considered to be "cute". "
Vegeta replied, " And that rollercoaster IS fun.........AND this park is just one more thing for me to annoy Onna about til
she finally looses her mind and goes bananas! " he grinned.
" I do like bananas, little Veggie. " Goku nodded, off-topic.
Vegeta sweatdropped, " Uh-huh.....say Kakarrotto, you think you can hand me some more strawberry smoothie over
there? " the ouji craned his neck towards the smoothie Goku was holding in one hand. The larger saiyajin had been left to
feed Vegeta liquids and light solid foods until his body healed enough for him to move his arms without causing extreme
pain. The ouji had actually complied with eating less foods, seeing as the more he ate, the more often he needed to use
the bathroom, and by the situation he was in he would rather crap in his pants then let Goku help him to the toilet.
" Of course little Veggie. Anything you need I will get it for you. " Goku said happily as he held the smoothie and
straw towards Vegeta, who sipped some of the drink from it, " Is it yummy? "
" Mmm! " the smaller saiyajin nodded contently.
" Awwwwwwwww, lil-lil Vedge'ums thinks it's a yummy drink! " the larger saiyajin said with a mushy expression on his
face, " Oh! Veggie you got a lil smudge on your cheek. " Goku giggled, then grabbed a napkin and rubbed it off, " There!
Who's my favorite little Veggie in the whole wide world! "
" Don't push it. " Vegeta said flatly.
" Heeheeheeheeheehee! " Goku giggled more quietly.
" MOM-EEEE! " Vejitto grinned as he and Gogeta poked their head in the doorway, " We're going to go back on-duty now
that we know you're going to recover oh-kay! "
" Ohhh.. " Goku pouted, " I always hate saying goodbye to me-n-Veggie's little fusion-babies... " he sniffled,
" GOODBYE GOGGIE AND JI-CHAN!!!! "
" BYE!! " Gogeta chirped, " Toussan! "
" Hm? " Vegeta looked up at him, well, as high as he could look without extreme pain.
" Toussan, we heard you can go compact oozaru now! When you get all better can you call us up and we can come here
and you can teach it to us? " Gogeta asked eagerly.
" I've always wanted to see what it would be like to have compact oozaru fangs. " Vejitto smirked menacingly.
" Compact oozaru form gives Veggies FANGS?! " Goku gawked.
" Yes, but YOU were too busy getting all mushy over my fur to pay attention to my teeth. " Vegeta rolled his eyes.
" Oh Veggie's teeth are VERY PRETTY. " Goku smiled. The ouji glowed bright red for a moment, then shook it away.
" As a warning, your fur will be red as far as I know. " Vegeta explained to the fusions, " If either of you has
inherited Kakarrotto's fur-color, it will be something different. "
" What color is 'something different'? " Gogeta asked curiously.
Vegeta sighed, " I have no idea. " he glanced over at Goku, who had a big dum smile on his face, then back at the
fusions, " It's probably a color that's truely as bizarre as the big peasant himself, so God help you if you have THAT
particular gene. "
" Oh. " both fusions paled.
" Well, we'll see you then. Goodluck Mommy and Daddy! " Vejitto waved, then teleported away.
" BYE!!! " Gogeta teleported home also.
" They're such good kids. " Goku smiled warmly, " *sniffle* They make their mommy/daddy/undecided-parental-title
SO PROUD! *sniff* "
" Yup, that they do. " Vegeta added, " ....now gimmie more smoothie. "
" Comin right up little Veggie! :) "

/dl

" Ahh, home sweet home away from home. " Vejitto sighed contently as they teleported back to h.f.i.l, " I have to
admit I did miss pushing these guys around. "
" I hope Freeza didn't do anything bad while we were gone. He seemed really mad at us. " Gogeta looked around.
" Ph! Now YOU'RE the worried one? Relax, Goggie. We can beat that purple lizard into the ground with only our feet
if we wanted to! " Vejitto laughed, then froze, noticing something, " Uhh, Goggie? "
" Yeah? "
" Is it just me, or is everybody around here staring at us funny. " Vejitto whispered back.
Gogeta suddenly felt uneasy also, " Yeah, it's creepy. " he shivered, putting his security guard coat back on.
Vejitto walked up to a random ogre, " Hey mister, what's with everyone and all the creeped-out looks? "
The blue ogre looked down at him, " Freeza said you both traveled to the living world to save Goku and Vegeta. "
Vejitto smiled, " Aw, is THAT all! Well yeah, we're security so we're allowed to travel back and forth between realms
to help those in need and-- "
" --are they really your PARENTS? "
Vejitto and Gogeta froze.
" Wh--who told you THAT? " Vejitto backed up nervously.
" Freeza. "
" WHAT?!! " Vejitto exclaimed.
" You both DO show a resemblance to both Goku and Vegeta. " Cell stepped forward, examining the saiyajins.
" You don't know that for sure! " Gogeta stuck his tongue out.
" Peh, like I need 'Freeza' to tell me THAT much. If you ignore appearances for appearances sake and for how young
you are along with your clothing compaired to the other saiyajins who were blown up on Bejito-sei, your NAMES should speak
for themselves. Gogeta and Vejitto. Why, you practically flip them around and you've got Vegeta and Go...jitto....AH! That
stupid name conflict of Vegeta's. GoKU or KakarroTTO. See? "
" He IS right, 'Jitto. It IS pretty obvious. " Gogeta nodded.
" Oh shuddup, Goggie. " Vejitto felt a headache coming on.
" So, is it true? "
The fusions turned to see the members of the Ginyu Force, including Captain Ginyu in his frog body.
" Is what true? " Gogeta asked.
Gurdo spoke up, " Umm, that, you know-- "
" --the rumor that Goku and Vegeta have been doing the hanky-spanky with each other since they destroyed that Majin
Buu character. " Jeice ended, grinning wickedly at them, " That is how they had you two, right? "
" Oh.......my ears..... " Vejitto twitched, holding his hands tightly over his ears as if feared that blood would
start spewing out of them.
" HEY! THAT IS NOT TRUE AT ALL!! HOW DARE YOU INSULT OUR MOMMY AND DADDY!!! " Gogeta yelled, " THEY DO _NOT_ DO THAT
AND THAT WAS _NOT_ HOW WE WERE BORN! I'M THE RESULT OF THEIR FUSION-DANCE FROM ANOTHER TIMELINE AND VEJITTO HERE WAS MADE
BY THE MAGIC OF THE PORTARA EARRINGS! "
" Oh.....really? " Jeice blinked. Gogeta landed a punch from above that drove him into the ground.
" YES, REALLY!!! " he turned to Vejitto, " Come on big brother, let's go find Freeza and grind him into dust! "
Vejitto groaned, " Dispeling THIS rumor is gonna take a while... "
" That's oh-kay, Ji-kun! We like challanges anyway! " Gogeta chirped, running off.
Vejitto watched him speed off, then sighed, " I knew we should've hired a substitute security guard while we were
gone... "
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2:38 AM 5/11/03
THE END
Chuquita: *WHEW*! Such a long chapter. Congrads to anyone who made it through reading how much I just wrote!
Goku: Yes. (cheers) CONGRADULATIONS!!!
Chuquita: Thank God my next fic is only a two-parter and hopefully a short one. It's the alternate ending "what happens
after Goku shot off into the sky w/Uub" fic I've been planning forever.

Uub-uddy/Veggie's revenge: NO ONE dumps the saiyajin no ouji as his little buddy and gets away with it. At least, that's what
Vegeta thinks. After Goku takes off with Uub at the end of dbz, Veggie does some thinking, reflecting, and decides the best
option would be to destroy Uub and regain the position he values so dearly. How is he planning on doing it? Will Veggie EVER
leave Goku alone? Will Goku even find out what the ouji is up to? Find out!

Chuquita: Nekoni said some other people did alternate ending fanfics, but as far as I know they were all one-shots. I
actually have two different endings to part 2 this one but I think I'm decided on that for now. Oh! And I want to thank
Maria Cline so much for the idea of having the scientists take Goku and Veggie's organs out and the idea of having a zoo
person narrate like they were out in the wild on safari. Anyone has any ideas for stuff that'll go on in the next fic,
put it in the review. I'll have a full list of my upcoming stories in my 4th Piccolo mini-fic that I'm writing after the
next story!
Vegeta: (looks at summary) I agree, Toriyama DID jip me, again.
Chuquita: I think he did that and also kept you from having a major part in the beginning of gt because he was worried
something might happen between you and Son the way things were going through the Kid Buu fight and all so he shattered the
whole relationship as quickly as possible.
Vegeta: "Something" what----oh. (gets it) That something.
Chuquita: (pales) Yah.
Vegeta: That would explain GT me's ugly appearance and Kakarrotto being chibified real well.
Goku: (confused) What is "something"? Tell me!
Vegeta: (to Chu) I wouldn't do THAT to Kakarrotto! Akira's paranoid, that's what it is. HE CONTROLS ALL OUR INTERACTIONS
AND BATTLES IN THE MANGA!!! WHAT'S HE TO WORRY ABOUT!
Chuquita: The fans.
Vegeta: (cocks an eyebrow at her)
Chuquita: He gives into them a lot throughout the series.
Vegeta: Yeah, but--
Chuquita: ...
Vegeta: You really think they'd send in loads of snail-mail to ask him to do that??
Chuquita: (still pale) I try not to think about it.
Goku: (happily) Speaking of thinking about trying not to think about things you don't want to be thinking of! It's answer
the reviewer letters time!
Chuquita: (less pale) That it is, Son-kun! This is for people who reviewed chapter 3 and asked questions!
To Callimogua: You're welcome! :)
Vegeta: That wasn't a question? (confused)
Chuquita: She asked a question in part 2. I'm saying your welcome for her thanking me.
Vegeta: (enlightened) Oh.
To Nekoni: Yay! Two people remembered Veggie's *looks up name of attack* Ah! A "Power Ball". Hope you liked it.
Chuquita: (to Veggie) (sarcasm) "Power ball"? Well, that's creative isn't it?
Vegeta: (smirks) I happen to think it's a convienent technique.
Chuquita: (quoting manga-Veggie) "Only the greatest saiyajins can use it" "it compresses the planet's atmosphere into an
energy ball that reflects 17 million zeno".
Goku: (happily) My little Veggie is SO SMART! (clasps his hands together)
Vegeta: (grins)
Chuquita: (sweatdrops at Veggie) What a ham.
Goku: I like ham!
Chuquita: It's a shame that from db's 11 onward and dbz's 11 onward viz is making the books smaller :P
Goku: Aw, poor Chu-sama.
Chuquita: Eh, it's oh-kay though. I think they're downsizing or something because they stopped the monthly ones too.
(I really miss the "Ask Vegeta" things they had in the editorial section).
Goku: "Ask Veggie"? (happy) _I_ like asking VEGGIE!!
Vegeta: (bright red) (sweatdrops)
Chuquita: At least they still sell them around here. I have to wait til June 11th, but from what I've heard Viz made it a
whole lot harder to get them overseas. So far I have all the ones that've come out (in normal big-size too! :) )
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Good for you.
Chuquita: (shrugs) Some dbz fans collect action figures, some collect the dvds, I collect the chunky-books/graphic novels.
(to Son) I've also been getting Shounen Jump and in the newest one came with a drawing of the main character from each of
the mangas in there. (I'm going to scan this for anyone who wants to see it) And you and the audiance'll never BELIEVE how
Toriyama draws Goku's face now.
Goku: Well the last time he drew me regularly WAS 8 years ago...
Chuquita: Heh, I was still in elementary school. (looks at manga Goku's face) But STILL! It's like he remembered how to
draw everything BUT his face!
Vegeta: That does look a little too sacarine sweet, even for Kakarrotto. (pales) I wonder how I'd look now?
Chuquita: Hm? Oh you'd probably still look the same, he still draws the characters that have your facial-like features
generally the same way. It's just Goku who changed. Actually a lot of stuff in "Sandland", the newer Toriyama manga in
the book, looks influenced by Majin Buu, Dabura, Gotenks, and the Kais. I'm waiting out to see any dbz-like character make
a backround appearance.
Vegeta: Ha! If he can't find a way to make Kakarrotto look normal, I'd rather not make an appearance.
Chuquita: Back to the questions!
To Sakura-chan: Thank you so much! I did put a lot into this one because I had so many ideas for it. I looked at some of
my older stuff from last year and I can definately tell my writing's evolved since then. :D
To Miyanon: Yeah, Veggie is crazy in his half-moon-exposed stage (grins) Actually I've heard people do get a little crazier
around a full moon. That's where the luna thing came from; lunatic. Veggie couldn't keep his brain on straight :D In the
Freeza saga it's proven Veggie CAN swim (he paddles his legs a lot like a motorboat ::giggle:: He also doesn't use his arms
too much) but in the state he was in his brain was too wacked-out to do it properly so he couldn't swim.
Yay! You got the artifical moon idea right too! I'm happy people remembered about that attack.
Here is the update :) Sorry it's late but it's just so big (as you can see).
To Maria Cline: Yah, for some reason I couldn't think up a good bizzare Goku-ism for the last chapter before I uploaded it,
but don't worry there's one for this chapter! :) Thanks again for the idea! Happy you like the fusion-babies. They'll be
appearing off and on in future stories depending when they're needed. Tell me when that sequel fic is done :) My computer
erased what part of it was in the e-mail when it's brain got zapped away 3 months ago.
Vegeta: Kami, has it really been that long already?
Chuquita: (pales) Yah, weird huh? Sometimes I still go over to the spot on the desktop where my "Kirby; Part 2" folder sat
containing all my images and sub dbz eps...*sad-sigh*...
Vegeta: Eh, dba'll bring them back eventually.
Chuquita: I hope so! I'm going to e-mail them and ask about it when they get to the tail-end of the gt episodes they're
currently airing.
Goku: HOO-RAY! I luv my sub voice, it's so cute!
Vegeta: (smirks) I like how my sub voice is deep and suavé.
Chuquita: (cocks an eyebrow) "suavé"??
Vegeta: ...don't mind me. Just finish the replies.
To Rissa of the Saiya-Jin: I guess that makes sense *has yet to check link to song though*. I finally got my no-audio
uneditted clip of that back. I gotta admit it was nice seeing Veggie with his tail back, even though he lost his clothes
instead. My own theory was that it was Veggie sending Goku a message beyond the grave (Goku doesn't know what King Vegeta
looks like and probably doesn't remember Bardock OR chibi Veggie) It was like the final revealing to him that he is a
saiyajin, to accept it, be proud of it, and kick Freeza's butt from here to nantucket!
Vegeta: Where's nantucket?
Chuquita: I dunno, it was the first city/town that came to mind.
Goku: But we're in NJ....is there a Nantucket in NJ?
Chuquita: (shrugs) Who knows.
Vegeta: (sighs) Ugh...
To Kurochan: Thank you so much! I liked the Veggie hissing thing as well. Afterall he growls, snarls, and makes angered
noises from deep in this throat, no reason why he wouldn't hiss as well.
Goku: Heeheehee, "angered noises".
Chuquita: As for insperation, God it comes from a lot of places. Stuff I've seen in actual dbz episodes, things that've
happened to me, things I've seen on other shows, and then there's ideas that just hit me out of the blue. Heck, my first
dbz fanfic idea came to me during a 10th grade world-history class while watching a video on spanish royalty (which somehow
laid the seed for "Veggienapped") Some stuff also comes from ideas from comic strips I read (Anything from Peanuts to
Get Fuzzy to the many other ones I read) So, yeah, there's a whole bunch of different places that give me ideas. Then I
plan out about 90% of the scenes in my head and type it all out. There's this little pocket of random stuff that's in my
fics that wasn't planned out yet ends up making me laugh when I type it. I know if I start laughing while typing or if I
think to myself "oh I shouldn't do this to him/her but it's so funny I have to" then I know it's good. The latter was the
case w/the Veggie-in-a-wedding-dress in part 2.
To FrEaKyMe: Ooh, I'd make a Veggie & Goku plushie for myself if I could sow. I'm hoping that when the "live action movie"
comes out that Funi'll sell some plushies then. Hey, when the Cowboy Bebop movie came out Suncoast sold a bunch of Ein
plushies, so why not sell some dbz plushies. I should e-mail Funi & suggest it. If they sold saiyajin plushies, I'd buy them.
I might do something for mother's day. The mother's day Corner special'll probably be in the story I have coming up where
Chi-Chi uses one of Bulma's inventions to erase all of Veggie's memories of Goku out of his head. Long story, I'll talk about
it later.
Goku: (happily) Thank you to everybody who reviewed and read the story!
Chuquita: (nods) Mmm-hmm! Hope you enjoyed it! Goodbye til probably next week or later this week!
Vegeta: (looks at clock) (sighs) Ugh, it's 3:42 in the morning...I'm going to bed.
Goku: But Veggie it's Saturday! The night is young!
Chuquita: Actually it's Sunday now.
Vegeta: Why didn't you do this EARLIER then? (rubbing his eyes)
Chuquita: I'm busy on Saturdays so I can only write real early or real late.
Vegeta: (yawns) [falls asleep in his chair]
Goku: (to Chu) (happily) Well I feel BOUNCY as ever!
Chuquita: You're ALWAYS bouncy.
Goku: (grins) That I am!
Chuquita: See you next time everybody!
Goku: And now another Veggie-haiku! [pulls out little piece of paper and squints at it]
Vegeta: (embarassed) Oh dear God... [plugs head with two pillows]
Goku: (reading his little poem)
My Veggie is fun
He likes to pull crazy stunts
Let's play for a while
Chuquita: Aw, that was cute, Son-kun!
Vegeta: (unplugs ears) Surprisingly tame.
Goku: (happily) Do not microwave Veggies longer than 30 seconds on high or else they shall explode. (does a little bow)
Thank you! (instantly falls asleep)
Chuquita: ...
Vegeta: (to Son) I AM _NOT_ FLAMMABLE!!
Goku: (grin) (wide-awake) Wanna find out?
Vegeta: (sweatdrop) ...