Author's note: yes, I know this is probably pointless, as you all know I am not J. K. Rowling, as much as I would live to be. But there's some sort of rule saying that you have to have a disclaimer. So here it is:

Disclaimer: guess what? I'm not J. K. Rowling!! Therefore, I don't own Oliver Wood, Madame Rosmerta, or any other HP thing I might have in here. Surprise surprise!! I bet you never would have guessed, huh? Oh, and I will be posting my next story soon, maybe tomorrow, for anyone who wants to read another of my brilliant fanfics!