A/N: Three words: I don't know.

Warnings: more stupidity…

Disclaimer: Don't own them.

Some Other Unordinary Day

Draco sighed. He wasn't too sure what it was his father wanted him for, but he was sure it wasn't good. They probably had a nice date for tea with Voldemort or something. Maybe today would be the day he would tell his father that he didn't want to join the legions of Death Eaters.

Oh, and about Harry, of course.

Not that it wouldn't be obvious when he got to his father anyway. He'd made the mistake of telling Harry about the impending date with his father and his suspicions about it. Harry, of course, had decided he had to meet Lucius as well.

And that was why Harry was waiting at the school doors. Draco sighed again when he saw him. If Voldemort really was there, Draco knew there was no way he could save Harry. Still, he gave Harry a small smile before they began their silent walk down to the lake.

Standing by the lake was his father. Yet again, Draco sighed. Maybe it was a good thing Harry had insisted on coming with him. Draco felt he could do with the support.

"Hello, Father," Draco said when he finally got to Lucius.

"Draco," Lucius said in greeting with a nod before saying what he'd obviously called Draco down to tell him. "I know you don't want to be a Death Eater."

Draco began coughing at that, eyes wide in surprised. Harry pounded on his back until he stopped.

"As such, I assure you that you will not have to become one. By the way, your mother's dead."

Draco began choking again, but Harry found himself too shocked to be of any help.

"W-when?" Draco choked out when he'd gotten his breath back.

"When the damned authoress decided she needed to die to make room for Lupin," Lucius replied with a growl. "I mean, last night."

"Oh," Draco said. "Wait a minute, you're gay?"

"Bi, actually. I just met Lupin this morning, by the way. Nice guy. Can't see why he quit teaching just because he's a werewolf. It's not like he ate anyone or anything after all."

"Well, where is he?" Harry asked after he'd gotten over his shock.

"What are you doing here?" Lucius asked in return.

"Oh…um…ah…moral support?"

"I'm dating him, Father," Draco said after rolling his eyes at Harry.

Suddenly, Remus Lupin appeared out of nowhere.

"Harry! You should've told me you were dating him!" Remus scolded his best friend's godson.

"Why? I only consider you as my old, but favorite, Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher," Harry replied in absolute bewilderment.

"…Oh. Right. Good point," Remus said.

Just as suddenly as Remus appeared, the beautifully sunny sky turned a dark gray and ran began pouring down. For about a minute, everyone stood around in silent shock.

Then Harry and Remus began running around in circles.

"The sky is falling! The sky is falling!" the two screamed in sync.

"It's just rain!" Lucius and Draco found themselves yelling at their wayward boyfriends.

Remus and Harry immediately stopped running and blushed the color of the Weasley clan's hair. Then they promptly attempted to drown themselves in the lake.

"Gryffindors," the two Malfoys groaned together before fishing said idiots out of the water.

Naturally, the two were unconscious when they were finally brought up. But they quickly recovered, and their eyes fluttered open.

"Draco?" Harry asked immediately.

"It's raining, Harry," Draco replied without even waiting for the question.

"I thought the sky was falling?" Remus said in confusion to Lucius, having been listening to Draco and Harry's conversation.

"Of course it is," Lucius replied absently.

"Oh." Remus paused for a moment, looking thoughtful. "…Why?"

A/N: Yes, I realize it ends a lot like the first chapter. It's meant to—this way it's even dumber then it would be. ^-^