A/N: Well, this is the last chap. Hope you like it! ^-^
Warnings: Even more stupidity abounds.
Disclaimer: I don't own them, but playing with them is sure a lot of fun.
The Final Unordinary DayWell, since you were kind enough to tell me you were dating your oh-so-wonderful arch-rival, I figure I should tell you who I'm dating. Bring Draco with you, and meet me on the side of the lake closes to the Forbidden Forest at noon on Sunday. I'll have to run in there if someone sees me.
SiriusP.S. Remy and Lucy'll be there too.
Harry sighed. Why did Sirius have to decide to meet on the grounds? And what good would running into the Forbidden Forest do him? Hagrid would still be able to find him.
"Are you sure this is safe, Harry?" Draco asked him suddenly, breaking Harry out of his thoughts.
"For us, yes; for Sirius, no. He can be such an idiot sometimes."
"That no way to talk about your own godfather," Draco chuckled.
"Oh, shut up, Draco," Harry muttered back.
Draco laughed again, wrapping an arm around Harry's waist, but he didn't say anything else about Sirius.
"Let's just go, all right?" Draco said instead.
"But we'll be a half an hour early!" Harry protested.
"Good. That'll give us time to do something else then," Draco grinned.
"You're impossible," Harry sighed, but he was grinning as well. "But let's go. Maybe he'll be early too."
"Yeah. Sirius and his boyfriend are probably doing what I think we should be doing while we're waiting."
Harry sighed again and rolled his eyes, wondering for a moment why he fell in love with Draco in the first place. But a glance at the blond from the corner of his eyes suddenly reminded him and he grinned happily.
"Harry, Draco, stop it already!"
Harry and Draco immediately jumped apart guiltily. Draco pushed his hair back into its proper place as Harry grabbed his shirt from where it lay discarded on the grass and pulled it on, blushing furiously.
"Don't scare us like that, Sirius!" Harry whined immediately, glaring up at his godfather furiously. "Where's the person you're dating anyway?" he added curiously.
"Oh, I'm sure he'll be here soon," Sirius shrugged carelessly. "I think he's coming down from the castle with Remy and Lucy."
"Lucy?" Draco asked disbelievingly. "You call my father Lucy?"
"Of course!" Sirius replied cheerfully. "Wait'll you hear what I call my boyfriend!"
"…I'm not sure I want to know…." Harry said.
"You don't," a cold voice agreed suddenly.
Harry's and Draco's heads snapped up. They both stared up at their professor, mouths dropped open.
"For some reason, the image of a pair of goldfish comes to mind," Snape muttered.
"Be nice, Sevvie!" Sirius scolded his boyfriend.
"Sevvie?" Harry gasped out, and Harry and Draco both broke out into hysterical giggles. Before long, Remus and Lucius' laughter joined in.
And then suddenly, the sky…began to fall.
"The sky is falling! The sky is falling!" Sirius, Remus, and Harry began yelling immediately, running around in circles.
"Oh my God," Draco gasped.
"They're right!" Lucius agreed.
"What do we do?" Snape asked.
The three Slytherins glanced at each other, glanced at their boyfriends, and shrugged.
"The sky is falling! The sky is falling!" they yelled at the top of their voices as they join the other three idiots in running around in circles.
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A/N: And that, my friends, is why you don't want me bored. ^-^ You know, I've acquired a rather disturbing amount of reviews for this one. I wish all my other short things would get half this many. ^^ Well, anyway, many thanks to everyone that loves this bit of stupidity! 3 3 3 ^______________________________________________________^