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Kingdom Gundam: Chapter Five
Here we are! Duo said, happily. This is the place the king said to go. How come you didn't tell me that Mickey Mouse was the king? Huh? Trowa didn't say anything. Well, let's go find this key,' some Leon dude and Woofie and get out of here!
The key and Wufei are the same person, Duo.
Oh. Well, I'm ready to kick some heartless butt!
I'm ready to go home.
What? You're not having fun? Didn't you enjoy Catherine's company? The way she rubbed your back and treated you like you were two. Trowa glared at Duo. Duo grinned. Trowa, don't do that, Duo said, mimicking Catherine. You'll get a bad boo boo.
Trowa said.
Trowa, I packed an extra pair of underwear and your first aid kit. Be careful and don't talk to strangers, Duo said. And remember, if you get hurt, you can always call home. Trowa's face turned a bright red. They passed the shop. Right beside the shop, was an alley. That's where Wufei was propped up against the wall.
Where am I? Wufei asked, coming to and looking around. He saw a phone booth and went to it. He stepped in and pressed a button that said
Welcome to my hotline! Press 1 if you're a single guy looking for a date. Press 2 if you're my friends and press 3 if you're a sub character or main character in one of my stories. Wufei pressed 3. Are you a sub character or main character? Wufei pressed 2. Please choose from these main characters: 1. Maxwell, 2. Thomas, 3. Torin, 4. Eli, 5. Quatre, 6. Taylor, 7. Hamtaro, 8. Laura, 9. Wufei- Wufei pressed 9.
How much longer is this? Wufei wondered.
Let me get this straight, you're a main character, and you're Wufei. Is this right? 1. yes, 2. start over and get it right this time! Wufei pressed 1. Okay! Press 1. if you want to know what to do, press 2 if you want to know where you are, and press 3 for munny info. Wufei pressed 2. You are now in Traverse Town! I know you'll want to know what to do next. Go through the second district to find Trowa and Duo. After you're not able to find them, talk to Cid in the shop near you. You'll know what to do when you leave.
Wufei said, hanging up the phone. I think I'm going to Cid's place, first. He went into the accessory shop.
May I help you? Aw, it's just a kid, said the blonde guy behind the counter.
A kid? Wufei asked. I'm seventeen, that's far from being a kid. Plus, I have an extremely important job!
Whoa! Calm down, tiger. You're certainly not a kid if you're seventeen.
Where is this place? And where's Destiny Islands?
Destiny Islands, huh? You're a little far away from home.
Has anyone come by looking for me?
Actually, there were these two guys who headed towards the second district.
Any of them have blonde hair?
What about long brown hair, who looks like a woman, but is a guy.
Yeah, he came by, with a friend. He'd be really cute as a girl. Cid sighed. Anyway, I directed them to the second district.
Thanks, uh, what's your name?
Wufei. Thanks for the info.
No problem. Stop back in, if you're in a jam. Wufei walked out of the store.
So, let's go to the second district! Wufei put the keyblade on his shoulder and started for the second district. Once in the second district, a person ran from something and fell. Then their heart came out of them. A solider appeared, then disappeared. That was totally freaky, Wufei said, raising an eyebrow. Wufei continued on, battling shadows and soldiers as he went. I can't even hear Duo's voice. This is strange. He walked back to the first district. The shadows had followed him in. Wufei ignored the shadows, running past them. He went into Cid's shop again.
That was quick, Cid said, looking up from the magazine he was reading. Find anybody?
Wufei said, shaking his head. I don't think they're here.
I'm sure they're here somewhere.
Well, I'm going! Wufei said, leaving the shop.
They'll keep coming after you, said a voice. Out stepped a brown haired, blue eyed man, with a sword that looked like a gun.
Wufei asked, turning. Are you Leon?
How did you know my name? he asked.
Uh, a guess, Wufei said, looking at Leon's work tag.
Well, I want the keyblade.
No way! The boss gave me this!
The boss? Leon asked. Well, that's something new. She doesn't appear to anyone. And usually if she does, that means you're going to die. Wufei growled. Leon pulled out his sword. You're not worthy of the keyblade.
Oh yeah?! Wufei asked. I'll show you I'm worthy of the keyblade!
~End fight scene~
I (pant) won, Wufei said, worn out. Then he fainted. Leon stood up.
Looks like you're losing your groove, Squall, said a brown haired and eyed woman.
He's strong, but I was taking it easy on him, Leon said. I'm sure if I showed my true strength, he would have been toast.
Uh huh, she said, rolling her eyes. Come on, let's get back to the hotel.
Trowa and Duo were walking down the alleyway.
Are you scared? I mean, it is okay to be scared. There's nobody around, almost like a ghost town-
I'm not scared, Duo.
Me either!
a voice said behind them. Duo screamed and ran in front of Trowa. Trowa shook his head and turned around. Sorry to scare you're friend. Are you from the king?
Wake up! said a voice. Wufei opened his eyes. The heartless weren't after the keyblade, but your heart.
he asked.
she said. Yuffie, the greatest female ninja! The brown haired and eyed girl struck a pose.
Wufei said.
I think you hit him too hard, Squall.
It's Leon, he said, coming in. And I figured out how you knew my name.
It wasn't colony science, Wufei muttered.
What's a colony? Yuffie asked, puzzled.
Uh, a settlement.
So, the boss picked you to be the keyblade wielder. Leon picked up the sword. Why would she pick someone like you?
I don't know! Ask her! Leon swung it and it disappeared. It reappeared in Wufei's hand. That was cool. Do it again, Wufei said, throwing it back to Leon. Leon sighed.
The heartless are after hearts, but they fear the keyblade above all.
The keyblade? Duo asked. That's Wufei's sword, right?
Aerith said. Our leader, Ansem, studied the heartless.
Wufei asked. Not the Wal-Mart worker, Ansem?!
That's a side job, Yuffie said, poking at Leon with a big grin on her face. Right, Squall?
It's Leon! Leon said, his face red. It's not my fault that he decided on Wal-Mart! I'd rather work at Outback Steakhouse! No rules, just right. Wufei sweatdropped.
So, we need to find Ansem's report and Wufei. Seems simple enough, Duo said.
Your friend doesn't talk much, does he? Aerith asked, looking at Trowa.
Duo said, shaking his head. She smiled.
So, what now? Wufei asked.
Once you leave this room, you'll have to fight for your life. Are you ready?
I've been fighting this long, haven't I?
Leon said, opening the door to the alley. Wufei walked through. Find the leader. We'll be waiting in the first district. We have to clean out the heartless there.
Leon ran off. All alone, again, Wufei said. Then several heartless popped up.
We still haven't found Wufei and we need to look for this Ansem guy, Duo said, his hands behind his head. What else?
We still need to find King Mickey, Trowa said.
Yeah, that too. Duo sighed. This is too much for a video game. I shouldn't have stole it. Trowa stopped.
You stole this game? Trowa asked.
Well, the person returned it, saying that it didn't work right. Something about her child disappearing a few days ago. She said she was on a business trip and the father didn't care that he was gone. Since I was the nice guy that I was, I made a deal with her. I gave her money and a promise I'll help find her son.
Trowa said, crossing his arms. How are we going to find her son?
All I know is, Duo said, pulling out a picture. He was in Halloween Town. Trowa took the picture and looked at it. It was a school picture of a red haired, green eyed boy.
So, we have to find him, too?
Yeah, his name is Timothy Simian. Think we have a chance at finding him?
Trowa said, giving the picture back to him.
Oh, and don't tell Wufei about this. He'd kill me. Duo put the picture back in his pocket. Trowa nodded.
Don't tell Wufei what? asked a voice behind them. Trowa and Duo turned.
Duo said, happily. Okay, we found him. We can leave, now.
Don't tell me what? Wufei repeated, crossing his arms.
Duo said.
Wufei said.
Really, it's nothing. Suddenly the ground began to shake and walls came up.
Oh great. What did you do now? Wufei yelled at Duo.
Duo yelled back.
Is that all you can say?!
I didn't do anything wrong this time! Suddenly, this huge machine came from nowhere. It had two hands, two feet, a body and a head. None of the pieces were joined.
What's that?!
I didn't do it! Duo said.
Shut up! Wufei yelled, swinging his sword at Duo's long hair. A flame suddenly came from nowhere at Wufei. Instead of cutting Duo's braid, Wufei used the sword to deflect it.
We don't need to be arguing, Trowa said, calmly. He blew the smoke off his staff.
You were about to cut my hair! Duo yelled, angrily. The foot of the machine was about to crash down on Duo.
Wufei yelled, jumping and tackling him. The foot missed.
What was that for? I'm the one who's supposed to jump on you and punch you to death! Wufei stood up.
I just saved your butt and that's how you thank me?
You did? Duo asked, with a shocked expression.
Are we through acting like three year olds? Trowa asked, as if he were the only mature person in the group. Wufei and Duo nodded. Wufei helped Duo up.
Come on. Let's get this over with, Wufei said.
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It gets longer and longer. (Duo: I'm in it, so I don't care ^^. Wufei: I still want to know what you said to Trowa. Duo *big grin*: Not telling you!) Next time, we start Wonderland, after they beat the opposite armor... Remember to review!!