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Kingdom Gundam: Chapter Six
Okay, since we don't have Quatre here to think up a plan, Wufei said. I'll attack the body, Duo gets the hands and Trowa, you're left with the feet.
Sounds like a plan to me, Duo said. They started the attack. Trowa shot magic from a safe distance. Duo and Wufei, being short range, attacked up front. It took a while to destroy one body part. Yea! We've destroyed it! Duo yelled, dancing around. Took long enough.
Duo, we're not done, Wufei said, still fighting. We still have the body, two arms and one foot left.
Awwwwww... This is getting dull. Suddenly, the body exploded into little green and half red, half yellow balls.
What's this? Duo asked, kicking one with his foot. Instead of it hitting, the green ball absorbed into him. Duo started running around, collecting all of the balls.
Wufei yelled.
We can do this, Trowa interrupted. Leave him be.
~What seemed like hours later~
I'm going to kill him, Wufei growled. We would have beaten that thing hours ago if he hadn't decided to take a nap. Trowa didn't say anything.
What did I miss? Duo asked, yawning and stretching.
You want to know what you missed?! Wufei asked, about to go over and kill Duo. Trowa held out his arm, stopping Wufei, momentarily.
You missed a long battle, Trowa said, in his monotone. We're a little cranky-
A little?! Wufei asked, in disbelief.
Oh. Okay! Let's go to the first district! Duo said, happily prancing away.
Kill him later, Trowa said, walking after Duo.
Duo's prancing around like Bambi and you're telling me to kill him later?! Wufei mumbled. Leon, Yuffie and Aerith met them back in the first district.
How was it? Leon asked.
It was great! Duo said. I slept through it all! Leon and Aerith exchanged glances.
Squall can sleep through a hurricane, even if it's in the room, Yuffie said. So I can understand how you can sleep through it.
It's Leon! Geez, do I have to spell it out for you, Yuffie?!
Anyway, here's three hundred munny, Aerith said. It's the world's type of money. Go to the shops here and get supplies.
This is from Leon, Yuffie said, giving a green bottle to Wufei. It's an Elixir. You'll figure out what to do with it.
Wufei said, putting it in his pocket.
Looks like I'll be going along with you all, said a cricket.
Jimmy Cricket? Wufei asked.
Well, I can be a scribe. Just in case you need to know which heartless is which and that sort of thing.
Forgot to tell you about Jimmy, Duo said. His world got destroyed by the heartless, so he's hopping along with us.
Can you lift Duo's shield? Wufei asked. If you can, then you can take his place.
I'm deeply hurt! Duo said, crossing his arms and turning away from Wufei. I'm not going to give you that new special thing I'm supposed to!
Then I will, Trowa said. Wufei attained magic powers (Fire) and Dodge Roll.
Wufei said, aiming at Duo.
What are you planning on doing? Duo asked, uneasily.
Wufei yelled. A ball of flame flew at Duo.
Duo yelled, running away. Wufei ran after him, using his new found technique. Trowa shook his head.
Hey, Trowa, Leon said. Trowa turned to Leon. There's these Dalmatians in the second district, who have lost their puppies. I'm pretty worried about them. If you guys can look for them, I'd be very grateful.
Trowa said, with a nod. Trowa walked towards the exit.
~On board the gummi ship~
This is the gummi ship, Duo said to Wufei. And I'm driving.
No, you're not. I'll drive.
I don't think so. This baby has to be in good hands.
Well, it's certainly not in good hands with you. Trowa sighed, then sat in a chair, buckling in.
I drove it here!
I'm going to drive it every where else!
Trowa yelled, angrily. Wufei and Duo looked at him, dumbfounded. Duo will drive. Sit down Wufei.
Wufei began to protest.
Trowa yelled, making the whole ship shake. Wufei, obediently sat. Now, drive. Duo turned the ship on and started to drive. After a little while, Trowa turned on the radio, to a country station.
Why would anyone listen to that?! Duo asked, switching it to a rap station. That's more like it!
You can't even understand the words! Wufei protested, tuning it to a lite station.
Romantic songs? Duo asked.
Not romantic songs! Just old and slower songs. Trowa tuned it to the country station again. Duo tuned it to the rap station. Wufei tuned it to the lite station. And so the cycle continued until they finally reached Wonderland.
~Falling....~
This is just like the beginning, Wufei said, his arms crossed.
I think this is so cool! Duo said, laughing. Trowa rolled his eyes. Trowa landed on his feet, Wufei's collar was hooked on a coat hanger and Duo fell. Why do you have to be so graceful?
I work in the circus, Trowa said, going to help Wufei.
I'm late! I'm late for a very important date! said the White Rabbit. I'm here, I should be there! Oh the queen! She'll have my head for sure!
Oh no, Wufei said, frowning. Why here? Why?
Trowa asked, worried.
What's up, Woofie? Duo asked, also worried.
You may think this is funny, Wufei said, quietly. But I've never liked Alice in Wonderland.
Why is that funny? Duo asked.
There's one reason that I don't like it. He scares me, almost like a ghost of Treize would.
He? The White Rabbit? Duo asked. Wufei shook his head.
Forget it. He's probably not in the game. Wufei walked on.
The Mad Hatter? Duo asked, catching up to him.
That other rabbit I can't think of its name?
The cards?
That little king?
Drop it, Trowa said, in his monotone. After opening three doors and going in the fourth, they saw a little white rabbit run into the door.
The doorknob? Duo asked.
Why would I be scared of a doorknob? Wufei asked, walking up to the door. Excuse me. We need the bottle and the table.
Look behind you, said the sleepy doorknob. The table came up and the bottles appeared. Wufei went to the table and picked up a bottle and drank. He began to shrink.
Duo said, looking at the smaller Wufei. He was the size of a tennis shoe. You're tiny!
Wufei called. He sounded like a mouse. Trowa, you have to become tiny!
Well, cheers, Duo said, drinking out of the same bottle. Tastes like apple pie! He said, as he shrunk. This feels funny, Duo said. I've always looked up to Trowa, because he's always been taller than us, but this is ridiculous. Trowa took a seat in the chair.
What?! Trowa? Wufei called. Trowa put on headphones. Grr, I can't believe it! He's going to sit there and listen to his country music!!
That's Trowa for you, Duo said. Un- understandable to the end.
Is that even a word? Wufei asked.
Now it is, Duo said, with a big grin on his face.
Well, come on. Alice will probably need our help.
Alright! Alice! If I remember right, she's that blonde chick.
Cinderella is blonde, too.
Duo said. They walked through a hole near the doorknob. Once they entered, court started.
Her majesty, the White Rabbit yelled. The queen of hearts!
I'm on trial? asked Alice. The fat queen sat on her throne.
Is it her? Duo asked.
Who you're afraid of?
On the account of assault and attempted thief of my heart, I find you guilty as charged! The Queen of Hearts said. Because I said so!
But I didn't do it!
Do you have anything to say in your defense?
Yes, I've done absolutely nothing wrong! Even though you're queen that doesn't give you the right to be... to be so mean!
Preach on, Alice! Duo yelled. You tell that fat, ugly load of hot air! Wufei edged away from Duo.
How dare you interrupt a court of law?! Queen of Hearts yelled.
A court of law? You have no evidence at all against the beautiful, fair Alice, Duo said, walking up to Alice's stand.
You don't either.
Well, you should have some evidence, instead of flapping your gums!
How embarrassing, Wufei muttered.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... Guards! Off with their heads! Duo grabbed Alice and put her on his shoulder.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeee Haaaaaaaaaaaaa!! He yelled, running for the exit. Come on, Woofie! Duo made it to the exit, with Alice.
Wufei said, again. following Duo.
You! Who are you?! asked the queen, pointing at Wufei.
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It was getting a little too long, so I decided to make another chapter! (Duo: This is getting longer and longer. If we're lucky, it'll have fifty chapters! Wufei *grimacing* : Wouldn't we be lucky?) Anyway, review ^^