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Kingdom Gundam: Chapter Eight
We have to pull over, Duo said, suddenly breaking the silence. He was driving, but was under strict orders to tell them what he was doing.
Wufei asked.
If we don't, I'm gonna have an accident, and I don't mean a hit and run, either.
Keep going, Wufei said.
Trowa said, giving him a look. We'll stop at the next world.
Duo said, starting to speed away. Ah! Relief is on the way! There was the next world.
It looks like a stadium, Wufei said. They landed and Duo ran in there.
he screamed.
Trowa asked, coming in after him.
There isn't a potty! Duo wailed.
Wufei said. It looks like Greek architecture.
How can you tell? Trowa asked.
The statues, the way everything is placed, it just says Greek.
I wish something said bathroom, Duo said, looking around. Then, he saw it. A column by the door with a bowl of fire at the top of it. Well, there we go. Wufei was walking around. Trowa had his tuner out, trying to tune it to his station. Duo came back, zipping up his pants. I feel better. We can leave now.
Where's Wufei? Trowa asked, looking around.
I dunno, Duo said. I thought he was here with you.
The names Philoctetes, said the satyr. Phil for short. What are you doing here?
My friend needed to use the restroom. He's a weakling, Wufei said.
Oh really? Listen, kid-
What is with everyone calling me a kid?! I'm seventeen! Seventeen!
I call everyone kid, so don't take it personally. Anyway, only heroes can enter the competition here.
I don't need to be a hero, Wufei said. I'm just as good as a hero.
Oh really? Why don't I put you in the preliminaries and see if you're as cracked up as you say?
Duo asked. What are you doing?
I'm entering the tournament.
What?! You can't go in without us! Duo said.
Whoa! Three is a crowd. There's no way I'll let all of you in!
Thanks a lot, Duo, Wufei said, sourly. They walked out of the lobby. Here I am, using your have fun philosophy, but no. You have to come and ruin it all for me!
That old goat is pretty stubborn, eh? said a voice.
Wufei said, turning around. There stood a guy dressed in black, with a blue flame on his head. Hey, you're Hades.
Man, you're sharp, Hades said.
How did you know?! Duo asked.
It's called a year in Greek Mythology, Wufei said.
How was I supposed to know?! I went to public school, not private!
You and your friends want to get into the coliseum, right? Hades said, putting his arm around Wufei's shoulder. Take a look at this. In his hand appeared a pass.
A pass to the games? Wufei asked.
Yep! And it's all yours.
I don't have to sell my soul to you or anything? Wufei asked.
No! No, Hades said. Just go and have some fun! He walked away.
Duo said. We're in the games! Aren't you glad I decided to stop here?
Something isn't right, Wufei said, looking where Hades had disappeared. He loves to make deals. He never just gives anyone anything.
Maybe he's turning over a new leaf, Duo said. Who cares? Let's go and have fun! Trowa and Duo headed towards the lobby. Wufei looked worried, following after them.
How'd you get this? Phil asked, looking suspicious.
Does it matter? Duo asked.
Fine. Come in. Phil took them inside. Hey! Who are you? he asked the back of a person. Her long brown hair was in a ponytail.
You better be nice to me, she said, turning around. If you don't, I'll turn you into something horrible.
Oh, hi, Phil said, blushing.
Wufei asked, in disbelief.
Don't talk to her like that! Phil said. She's the boss.
Oh, so she's the boss, Duo said.
I've come to be a cheerleader, she said, snapping her fingers. A short mini skirt and spaghetti straps appeared on her with two pom poms. Go Keyblade Master! She yelled, jumping up and down. Actually, I've never been a cheerleader! This is kinda fun.
Okay, whatever, Phil said. Listen their are a few rules. No summoning. Just have fun and fight!
No problem, Wufei said. Phil went to the wall, to get a clipboard. He went up to her. Hey, thanks for coming to see us.
You're welcome. I just wanted to get out of the house. It gets boring looking at the same walls all the time ^^ Haven't found Quatre or Heero, yet? Don't worry! You'll meet back up with them.
I know I will, Wufei said.
Duo said, coming up beside her, placing his arm around her shoulders. Why not you and me go and do something wild? She put her hand in his face.
In your dreams, she said, pushing him away. She walked towards the stands.
Duo, she has the hots for Quatre, Wufei said.
Well, I didn't know! Duo said. All I have to do is dye my hair blonde and cut my braid!
You wouldn't do that, would you? Wufei asked.
Of course not! Do you think I'd go that far for a girl?!
Well, you guys got lucky, Phil said. Another kid came through here and destroyed the competition, except three.
Good! Let's get this over with! Duo said. Wufei snorted. Suddenly, a solider appeared.
A solider? Wufei asked, looking slightly amused. Wufei ran up and slashed him, destroying it. That was easy.
Phil said. Then appeared a monkey.
Duo said, and the monkey was gone.
cheered the boss. You're not even breaking a sweat. Then she stopped. In stepped a blonde haired, blue eyed guy. He looked rugged and calm. She screamed.
Wufei asked, turning around.
Oh wow! Duo said, his eyes lighting up. He's extremely hard to beat! We'll have a good fight, now.
Go Cloud! You can beat them! she cheered.
Hey, I thought you were on our side, Duo asked, angrily. Trowa smiled.
He resembles Quatre, Trowa said.
Is that the only reason? Duo asked.
I doubt it, Trowa said. Cloud stepped into the ring.
Let's get this over with, Wufei said. This is the last match, right?
Phil said, from the sidelines. I've got two words for you, don't take your eyes off of him.
That was seven words, Duo said.
I said two! Phil yelled.
Are you ready, yet? Cloud asked.
I'm waiting on them, Wufei said, pointing to Duo and Trowa. Trowa was tuning in his station while Duo's arguing with Phil on how many words he said.
I can get the country station, here, Trowa said.
Phil said. Just hurry up and fight. Herc is due for a rescue.
What is that supposed to mean?! Duo yelled. We'll beat him! You won't need to call that demigod for anything! Suddenly, Cloud let out a cry. Huh? Ahhhh! Duo jumped out of the way of Cloud's Sonic attack.
Yea! Go Cloud! the boss cheered from the stands.
I wasn't ready, b-
Duo Maxwell! boomed the voice. This is a 'G' rated-
I get the picture! Duo yelled back. You think I don't know-
Cloud said, looking puzzled. Does your friend have mental issues?
Sort of, Wufei said. Duo looked around and saw everybody looking at him.
What? Don't tell me you can't hear that voice.
Definitely a mental case, Cloud said, with a half smile.
I'm not insane! Duo yelled, his hair starting to move by an imaginary wind. You want to see insane? Huh, pretty boy?! He started to power up, like a sayian. Kame hame-
Wufei said, putting his hand on Duo's shoulder. Duo stopped powering up. Too much Dragonball Z?
Just a little, Duo said, blushing. Cloud rolled his eyes.
Let's get this over with. The chapter is getting too long, he said.
Wufei said. ~Slow Motion~ Cloud jumps, Wufei and Duo jump. They meet in midair. Cloud swings, yelling something that can't be understood. Wufei and Cloud's swords meet. ~Off slow motion~
Duo yelled, electricity coming out of his shield, hitting Cloud and Wufei. Cloud and Wufei fall, blackened by the electricity. Duo lands on his feet. Who's the mental case now, tough guy? Duo asked, in triumph.
Trowa said. You're not Pikachu.
Well, I had to think of something to say, other than Thunder, Duo said, looking at the two burnt guys. Wufei was the first to move, crawling over to Duo. Duo asked, innocently.
It figures, the boss said, throwing the pom poms. Both people I root for and both of them get fried, by a guy who thinks he's Pikachu and Goku.
I don't think I'm Pikachu! Duo yelled, angrily. It was just something to say! And that powering up thing-
I... am.... going... to... kill... you, Wufei said, slowly standing.
Not today, I hope. Listen, we won, because of me, Duo said. So, let's go. Cloud started to stand, then a huge black paw came down on him. Duo said, turning pale.
I'm going to kill you, now, Wufei said.
Duo said, pointing, his eyes widening.
Not now, Wufei said, raising his sword. A loud roar came from behind Wufei. Wufei turned. Whoa. A Cerberus.
Phil yelled, running for the lobby. The three headed monster roared again. Duo and Trowa started to run. Duo looked back and saw Wufei still standing there.
Duo yelled.
Trowa said, stopping along with Duo.
The boss looked. She gasped. The monster was standing on Cloud and was about to eat Wufei, who was trying to help Cloud.
Nice Cerberus, Wufei said, while he was under the creature. Cerberus reared up and Wufei dragged Cloud out.
What are you doing?! Duo yelled. Wufei tried to run towards the exit, with Cloud, but Cerberus jumped infront of him. She suddenly became very angry.
You hurt my Cloud, she growled. Now you'll hurt my main character?! I don't think so! She started to glow.
Wufei said, looking at her. The Cerberus also looked. Duo stood, with his mouth opened.
You shall pay! She screamed. Suddenly the coliseum exploded.
~In the Lobby~
I'm telling you. We did not defeat the Cerberus, Wufei repeated, for the hundredth time.
Yeah, yeah, sure, Phil said. And without Herc's help? You guys are heroes!
They're very modest, aren't they? asked the demigod. Wufei sighed.
I present to you, hero licenses.
Wufei said.
Duo said. We're officially heroes, now.
Trowa said.
No problem. Come back when the stadium's reopened! Phil said. They left.
We're heroes! We're heroes, Duo chanted and danced as they walked towards the doors.
Duo, shut up, Wufei said.
said a voice behind them. They stopped and turned. There was Cloud.
Wufei said. Are you okay? Cloud nodded.
I wanted to thank you, Cloud said, giving Wufei a new technique. It's Sonic, what I use. Play with it, a little. Maybe you'll get the hang of it.
Wufei said. Maybe we'll fight again. Without Pikachu.
Duo said.
Sounds good, Cloud agreed. He turned and walked back to the lobby. Wufei watched.
Aw, looks like Woofie has a new friend, Duo said.
Don't make me hurt you, Wufei snapped, as they walked out of the doors and to the gummi ship.
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DS: This is going to last forever. And, was it necessary to blow up the place? I mean, you could have just made the thing disappear.
RS: It hurt my Cloud.
Cloud *sweatdrop* : Okay...
Wufei: We'll never get out of this game, will we?
RS: Actually, we're going pretty good. Chapter 8 and six more worlds to go to ^^
Wufei: Six?!
Duo: Yea! We might make it to chapter 50!
RS: Actually, one of the reviewers said that it's going to take over 50.
Wufei and Trowa: WHAT?!
Duo: Yea! ^^ **Wufei and Trowa sweatdrop**
RS: Anyway, review-
DS: Or flame. Tell her how much this chapter sucked-
RS *interrupting* : Don't you have anything better to do?
DS: Nope.