Life's Suprises - Chapter 5
By
PinkyToes
Rating: PG
In the last chapter, I gave y'all a short story about me. So, I decided, that I would do this for every chapter. It doesn't matter if nobody reads it. It's not like anybody will tell me! *cackles* Anyway, the chapter can wait, if you are reading this.
So, do you guys know the show on the WB, called 'Grounded for Life'? Well, last night was the season finale, and my mom watched it with me. She was very shocked at the sexual innuendos in there and how it was obvious that the teenage girl (Lily) and her dorky admirer (forgot his name) had sex. My mom started ranting about how this show was bad and how it gives this horrific image of teenagers having sex during their teenage years. Anyhow, I kept emphasizing to my mom that I wouldn't have sex while I'm a teenager. It was an odd night. The same thing happened to 'What I Like About You' when Valerie started giving Holly the sex speech but Holly finds Valerie in a compromising situation when her old boyfriend comes out of her shower. Odd... It was funny too, cuz my mom is really odd and protective. Ok...*cricket cricket*...on with the story...
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"Look, you *jerk*--"
"Guys, as entertaining as this is, right now, the time is 7PM already. We gotta get home to dinner. Tomorrow is a school day, and we really need our sleep."
"Mako-chan's right. We're all tired and we need to go home. Besides, Usa- chan, we have a test tomorrow and you need all the sleep you can get to get a good grade!"
"AMI!!"
"Wait, there is no way Usagi can take the test tomorrow."
"Why do you say that, Rei?"
"Look at her. Now, look at Mamoru. Do they seem strange to you?"
"DUH, Rei, they switched places."
"I *know* that, Mina-chan! I mean, Mamoru, in Usagi's body, has to go to Usagi's school and Usagi, in Mamoru's body, has to go to Mamoru's school! Mamoru can't all of a sudden show up in Juuban and Usagi cannot show up in Azabu!"
"Rei is quite right, guys. How are we going to do this?"
"Obviously, Usagi can't go home either."
"WHAT?! MY MOM WILL FREAK IF I DON'T GO HOME!"
"ODANGO! CALM DOWN! What I was going to propose is, Mamoru has to go to Usagi's home, and act like you until this whole thing blows over and you guys switch back. So, until then, Usagi, you have to live in Mamoru's apartment, I'm afraid."
"YOU'RE AFRAID? What about me?? I should bet the one who is *afraid* here. This is *my* apartment!"
"There goes that yelling again. Have you no respect for the ladies in your room? Geez..Mamoru...we're gonna call you 'woman- yeller' from now on. What horrible manners..."
"Oh Christ! Odango doesn't count as a lady, she's in my body now!"
"True..."
"HEY!"
"Look, gals, and guy, we need to go home. We're all tired. So, Mamoru, we'll take you to Usagi's house. Usagi, stay here and try not to wreck this apartment."
"Especially that kitchen! It's gorgeous!"
"*ahem* Yes, as Mako-chan says, don't wreck the kitchen, the bathroom, my bedroom, the tv, the sofa, the door, the doormat, and most of all! My roses! Leave them alone!"
"Geez..Mamoru-baka. Your flowers? Never took you as the flowery type. Wow, we never took you as a lot of things, and here you are, surprising us!"
"Wha--"
"Ok! Mamoru, let's go! Usagi, stay here! The girls and I will pick you up tomorrow morning!"
"Thanks, Ami! See ya guys tomorrow!"
"Wait, that's it? I'm giving up my apartment already? It's not right..!"
"Mamoru-san. If you don't stop complaining, I'll personally remove your manhood myself! Understood?!"
By now, the voices have drifted out the door and down the hallway until they are only a murmur. Usagi closed the door behind them quietly. Slowly, she turned from the door and looked at her new spacious apartment. Wondering to herself at the marvel of her home, she whooped and started ransacking the apartment.
"YAY!"
*****************
"I hear nothing."
"I see nothing! I say nothing! I do--!"
"Got it, Minako-chan! Now, zip your face!"
"Look, we've been pressing our ears to the door for at least five minutes now. Why don't we just go in and see if Usagi's awake!"
"Alright, on the count of three, we..knock."
"Alright, let's go."
Knock, Knock, Knock.
Nothing. Not a murmur, no sound. The girls' hearts stopped and resumed its beating when they noticed that Usagi hasn't opened the door yet.
"Just like her, that Usagi, to sleep in!"
"Look, we need to take her to Azabu now! She's going to be late for Mamoru's classes! *We're* going to be late for school as well!"
"Alright, Mako-chan, do your thing!"
Makoto raised her long leg and aimed at the center of the door. She was just about to kick when a high-pitched wail told her to stop.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?"
All of the neighbors at the same time opened their doors and yelled at the intruder.
"Quiet down, loud mouth! We're trying to sleep here!"
Meekly, Mamoru looked apologetically around the hall and ran to the other girls. However, as soon as he reached them, he immediately resumed his angry face.
"Told ya you shouldn't yell. Very rude."
"You could have asked for my key! When I told Usagi not to break my door last night, I didn't think I had to tell you guys as well!"
"Sorry, Mamoru-san. But, we needed to get in and Usagi's not awake and we didn't know if you were either cuz it's really early after all, and we--"
"Got it Mako-chan. And don't worry about it. I usually wake up at six in the morning, so don't be scared of waking me up."
"Alrighty, sir! Got it!"
"Just open the door, you magpies!"
Mamoru pushed his key inside the lock and twisted. However, he was shocked to find that the door didn't need to be opened. It was open already!
"Smart, ya guys. I wonder how the press would take it when they find out that the senshi can't even open a simple door! Especially a door that's open! AHAHHAHAHAH!"
"Shut your face, baka! Oh gosh, I sound like Odango now!"
The rest of the girls, including Mamoru, walked ahead of Rei and patted her on the back sympathetically as they walked by her. Rei stayed stationary outside the apartment for awhile before she walked in behind the others.
"Usagi? Usagi!"
Shouts were heard all around the apartment as the five tried looking for their missing bunny. Little did they know, the bunny is no longer in the apartment.
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Walking jauntily down the street, Usagi headed toward the direction of Azabu tech, or the direction she thinks that will lead her to Mamoru's school.
Dressing this morning was certainly an adventure. She was shocked to see Mamoru's drawers filled with purple Tuxedo Kamen boxers and Sailor Moon t- shirts. However, when she was about to take off her boxers and replace with a clean one, she had stopped mid-action and realized that she was about to see Mamoru's private side. Feeling uncomfortable with this next big step, she instead got a shirt and pants and put them on, without changing her underwear. It had been uncomfortable to say the least.
'Wow. Mamoru's so tall. You can see so much with his height!'
One thing that Usagi had learned is that her newfound height has given her many advantages. For example, she no longer needs to tiptoe in order to get something inside a tall cabinet. Also, the freezer is no longer unreachable to her as well. Her new height has given her a new perspective on everything. She was enjoying her new body! Also, the looks that she receives from the women of Tokyo was quite surprising to say the last. At first, she wondered why the women were looking at her. But, once she looked into a window of a bakery, she understood why and was not the least surprised anymore the find out that the women were looking at Mamoru, her image.
Spotting Azabu Tech up a few blocks away, she raced the rest of the way and hoped to finally reach school early. Rounding one last corner, she reached the gates of Azabu Tech and ran into the school. Finally coming to her senses and realizing that she doesn't know where Mamrou's classes are, she went to the school office for help.
"Excuse miss."
An old lady with gold-rimmed glasses looked up.
"Ah! Chiba-san. How are you?"
Idly wondering if Mamoru is friends with every old lady in the school, Usagi almost forgot to respond.
"Er..just fine" - looking at the lady's name tag - "Tsakuya-san! I was wondering if I can get a school map and my schedule."
"But..Chiba-san. Why would you need a map and your schedule?"
"Ahh..I..um..my cousin! You see, my cousin is visiting school today and I wanted to give him a map! And..my schedule..he wanted my schedule! To visit me during the day!"
"Oh, how nice! Of course, Chiba-san. Hold on, please."
Drumming her fingers against the granite counter, Usagi waited patiently for what's her name to get her a map and a schedule. Finally, after about five minutes of waiting, The lady with the gold-rimmed glasses came back with two sheets of paper. Usagi thanked the lady and raced off.
"Let's see. Room K-6. It's around this corner and aha! Right here!"
Happy with the success of finding her first classroom, Usagi threw up a fist in the air and cheered to herself as she walked to the door of her classroom. Suddenly, a feeling funny in her lower half stopped her.
'Shoot! I need to go the bathroom! I haven't been to the bathroom since yesterday!'
Quickly rushing to the bathrooms down the hall, she glanced at the signs without thought and opened the door with the shape of a girl in a dress. Immediately, screams erupted and shouts of 'hentai' filled the room.
Red-faced and embarrassed, Usagi ran out of the girl's bathroom and walked two quick steps to the boys' bathroom across. Spotting odd contraptions that are shaped like really long sinks, Usagi frowned in confusion and instead stepped into the stalls. She unbuttoned and unzipped her pants. Her fingers reached into the elastic band of the purple boxers and her brains suddenly screamed out warnings.
'Warning: You are about to open Mamoru's boxers. Warning!"
"Oh shoot! How am I going to pee without seeing Mamoru's..friend."
Quickly deciding that she just cannot pee right now, Usagi pulled up her pants and buttoned and zipped as fast as lightning and ran out of the bathroom before the temptation of release that the bathroom offered would be too hard to escape. Usagi walked uncomfortably down the hall way back to room K-6. Her hands closed around the knob and twisted the handle. She walked in and spotted a bunch of older students. Finding a seat in the back, she walked up the stairs of the big classroom and found solace in the solitary seat that she had placed herself in. Once more, the bottom half of her screamed at her for pressure release.
'Oh dear..'
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"She's not here."
"Where can she be?!"
"Look. Right now, we must go to school. She's probably at Azabu already!"
"No way, I refuse to believe that Odango got to school earlier than I did."
Mamoru looked around the apartment worriedly. As much as he hates to admit it, he's worried about the little odangoed-one who looks like him now. However, agreeing that they should go to school, Mamoru ushered the girls out of his apartment and locked the door. One last thought came to his mind before he pushed himself to get to Usagi's school on time.
'Oooo...I have to go pee.'
**************
Well, you never thought peeing would be such a big trouble.
Anyway, read and review!
In the last chapter, I gave y'all a short story about me. So, I decided, that I would do this for every chapter. It doesn't matter if nobody reads it. It's not like anybody will tell me! *cackles* Anyway, the chapter can wait, if you are reading this.
So, do you guys know the show on the WB, called 'Grounded for Life'? Well, last night was the season finale, and my mom watched it with me. She was very shocked at the sexual innuendos in there and how it was obvious that the teenage girl (Lily) and her dorky admirer (forgot his name) had sex. My mom started ranting about how this show was bad and how it gives this horrific image of teenagers having sex during their teenage years. Anyhow, I kept emphasizing to my mom that I wouldn't have sex while I'm a teenager. It was an odd night. The same thing happened to 'What I Like About You' when Valerie started giving Holly the sex speech but Holly finds Valerie in a compromising situation when her old boyfriend comes out of her shower. Odd... It was funny too, cuz my mom is really odd and protective. Ok...*cricket cricket*...on with the story...
*************************
"Look, you *jerk*--"
"Guys, as entertaining as this is, right now, the time is 7PM already. We gotta get home to dinner. Tomorrow is a school day, and we really need our sleep."
"Mako-chan's right. We're all tired and we need to go home. Besides, Usa- chan, we have a test tomorrow and you need all the sleep you can get to get a good grade!"
"AMI!!"
"Wait, there is no way Usagi can take the test tomorrow."
"Why do you say that, Rei?"
"Look at her. Now, look at Mamoru. Do they seem strange to you?"
"DUH, Rei, they switched places."
"I *know* that, Mina-chan! I mean, Mamoru, in Usagi's body, has to go to Usagi's school and Usagi, in Mamoru's body, has to go to Mamoru's school! Mamoru can't all of a sudden show up in Juuban and Usagi cannot show up in Azabu!"
"Rei is quite right, guys. How are we going to do this?"
"Obviously, Usagi can't go home either."
"WHAT?! MY MOM WILL FREAK IF I DON'T GO HOME!"
"ODANGO! CALM DOWN! What I was going to propose is, Mamoru has to go to Usagi's home, and act like you until this whole thing blows over and you guys switch back. So, until then, Usagi, you have to live in Mamoru's apartment, I'm afraid."
"YOU'RE AFRAID? What about me?? I should bet the one who is *afraid* here. This is *my* apartment!"
"There goes that yelling again. Have you no respect for the ladies in your room? Geez..Mamoru...we're gonna call you 'woman- yeller' from now on. What horrible manners..."
"Oh Christ! Odango doesn't count as a lady, she's in my body now!"
"True..."
"HEY!"
"Look, gals, and guy, we need to go home. We're all tired. So, Mamoru, we'll take you to Usagi's house. Usagi, stay here and try not to wreck this apartment."
"Especially that kitchen! It's gorgeous!"
"*ahem* Yes, as Mako-chan says, don't wreck the kitchen, the bathroom, my bedroom, the tv, the sofa, the door, the doormat, and most of all! My roses! Leave them alone!"
"Geez..Mamoru-baka. Your flowers? Never took you as the flowery type. Wow, we never took you as a lot of things, and here you are, surprising us!"
"Wha--"
"Ok! Mamoru, let's go! Usagi, stay here! The girls and I will pick you up tomorrow morning!"
"Thanks, Ami! See ya guys tomorrow!"
"Wait, that's it? I'm giving up my apartment already? It's not right..!"
"Mamoru-san. If you don't stop complaining, I'll personally remove your manhood myself! Understood?!"
By now, the voices have drifted out the door and down the hallway until they are only a murmur. Usagi closed the door behind them quietly. Slowly, she turned from the door and looked at her new spacious apartment. Wondering to herself at the marvel of her home, she whooped and started ransacking the apartment.
"YAY!"
*****************
"I hear nothing."
"I see nothing! I say nothing! I do--!"
"Got it, Minako-chan! Now, zip your face!"
"Look, we've been pressing our ears to the door for at least five minutes now. Why don't we just go in and see if Usagi's awake!"
"Alright, on the count of three, we..knock."
"Alright, let's go."
Knock, Knock, Knock.
Nothing. Not a murmur, no sound. The girls' hearts stopped and resumed its beating when they noticed that Usagi hasn't opened the door yet.
"Just like her, that Usagi, to sleep in!"
"Look, we need to take her to Azabu now! She's going to be late for Mamoru's classes! *We're* going to be late for school as well!"
"Alright, Mako-chan, do your thing!"
Makoto raised her long leg and aimed at the center of the door. She was just about to kick when a high-pitched wail told her to stop.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?"
All of the neighbors at the same time opened their doors and yelled at the intruder.
"Quiet down, loud mouth! We're trying to sleep here!"
Meekly, Mamoru looked apologetically around the hall and ran to the other girls. However, as soon as he reached them, he immediately resumed his angry face.
"Told ya you shouldn't yell. Very rude."
"You could have asked for my key! When I told Usagi not to break my door last night, I didn't think I had to tell you guys as well!"
"Sorry, Mamoru-san. But, we needed to get in and Usagi's not awake and we didn't know if you were either cuz it's really early after all, and we--"
"Got it Mako-chan. And don't worry about it. I usually wake up at six in the morning, so don't be scared of waking me up."
"Alrighty, sir! Got it!"
"Just open the door, you magpies!"
Mamoru pushed his key inside the lock and twisted. However, he was shocked to find that the door didn't need to be opened. It was open already!
"Smart, ya guys. I wonder how the press would take it when they find out that the senshi can't even open a simple door! Especially a door that's open! AHAHHAHAHAH!"
"Shut your face, baka! Oh gosh, I sound like Odango now!"
The rest of the girls, including Mamoru, walked ahead of Rei and patted her on the back sympathetically as they walked by her. Rei stayed stationary outside the apartment for awhile before she walked in behind the others.
"Usagi? Usagi!"
Shouts were heard all around the apartment as the five tried looking for their missing bunny. Little did they know, the bunny is no longer in the apartment.
****************
Walking jauntily down the street, Usagi headed toward the direction of Azabu tech, or the direction she thinks that will lead her to Mamoru's school.
Dressing this morning was certainly an adventure. She was shocked to see Mamoru's drawers filled with purple Tuxedo Kamen boxers and Sailor Moon t- shirts. However, when she was about to take off her boxers and replace with a clean one, she had stopped mid-action and realized that she was about to see Mamoru's private side. Feeling uncomfortable with this next big step, she instead got a shirt and pants and put them on, without changing her underwear. It had been uncomfortable to say the least.
'Wow. Mamoru's so tall. You can see so much with his height!'
One thing that Usagi had learned is that her newfound height has given her many advantages. For example, she no longer needs to tiptoe in order to get something inside a tall cabinet. Also, the freezer is no longer unreachable to her as well. Her new height has given her a new perspective on everything. She was enjoying her new body! Also, the looks that she receives from the women of Tokyo was quite surprising to say the last. At first, she wondered why the women were looking at her. But, once she looked into a window of a bakery, she understood why and was not the least surprised anymore the find out that the women were looking at Mamoru, her image.
Spotting Azabu Tech up a few blocks away, she raced the rest of the way and hoped to finally reach school early. Rounding one last corner, she reached the gates of Azabu Tech and ran into the school. Finally coming to her senses and realizing that she doesn't know where Mamrou's classes are, she went to the school office for help.
"Excuse miss."
An old lady with gold-rimmed glasses looked up.
"Ah! Chiba-san. How are you?"
Idly wondering if Mamoru is friends with every old lady in the school, Usagi almost forgot to respond.
"Er..just fine" - looking at the lady's name tag - "Tsakuya-san! I was wondering if I can get a school map and my schedule."
"But..Chiba-san. Why would you need a map and your schedule?"
"Ahh..I..um..my cousin! You see, my cousin is visiting school today and I wanted to give him a map! And..my schedule..he wanted my schedule! To visit me during the day!"
"Oh, how nice! Of course, Chiba-san. Hold on, please."
Drumming her fingers against the granite counter, Usagi waited patiently for what's her name to get her a map and a schedule. Finally, after about five minutes of waiting, The lady with the gold-rimmed glasses came back with two sheets of paper. Usagi thanked the lady and raced off.
"Let's see. Room K-6. It's around this corner and aha! Right here!"
Happy with the success of finding her first classroom, Usagi threw up a fist in the air and cheered to herself as she walked to the door of her classroom. Suddenly, a feeling funny in her lower half stopped her.
'Shoot! I need to go the bathroom! I haven't been to the bathroom since yesterday!'
Quickly rushing to the bathrooms down the hall, she glanced at the signs without thought and opened the door with the shape of a girl in a dress. Immediately, screams erupted and shouts of 'hentai' filled the room.
Red-faced and embarrassed, Usagi ran out of the girl's bathroom and walked two quick steps to the boys' bathroom across. Spotting odd contraptions that are shaped like really long sinks, Usagi frowned in confusion and instead stepped into the stalls. She unbuttoned and unzipped her pants. Her fingers reached into the elastic band of the purple boxers and her brains suddenly screamed out warnings.
'Warning: You are about to open Mamoru's boxers. Warning!"
"Oh shoot! How am I going to pee without seeing Mamoru's..friend."
Quickly deciding that she just cannot pee right now, Usagi pulled up her pants and buttoned and zipped as fast as lightning and ran out of the bathroom before the temptation of release that the bathroom offered would be too hard to escape. Usagi walked uncomfortably down the hall way back to room K-6. Her hands closed around the knob and twisted the handle. She walked in and spotted a bunch of older students. Finding a seat in the back, she walked up the stairs of the big classroom and found solace in the solitary seat that she had placed herself in. Once more, the bottom half of her screamed at her for pressure release.
'Oh dear..'
*******************
"She's not here."
"Where can she be?!"
"Look. Right now, we must go to school. She's probably at Azabu already!"
"No way, I refuse to believe that Odango got to school earlier than I did."
Mamoru looked around the apartment worriedly. As much as he hates to admit it, he's worried about the little odangoed-one who looks like him now. However, agreeing that they should go to school, Mamoru ushered the girls out of his apartment and locked the door. One last thought came to his mind before he pushed himself to get to Usagi's school on time.
'Oooo...I have to go pee.'
**************
Well, you never thought peeing would be such a big trouble.
Anyway, read and review!