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Kingdom Gundam: Chapter Fifteen

Whew! Bad breath! Duo said. They were in the middle of the fight with Parasite Cage Two (A.K.A. the boss of the whale (Monstro)).

Duo, move! Trowa yelled, jumping on one of the surrounding platforms.

Duo asked. One of the large tentacles hit him. He flew, into the acid. Ahhhh! I'm melting! I'm melting!

Wufei said, on a platform over him. You're not melting.

Oh. It burns! It burns! Wufei grabbed Duo's hand and pulled him up. Thanks, Woofie.

We need to beat this thing, but how?

It's head is it's weakness, Trowa said. But we have to attack from the front.

But then we get gassed, Duo said. It's hopeless. Suddenly, the creature roared.

Hi guys, Deorwin said, on top of the head. What's going on?

Smokey said, appearing on Deorwin's head. Miss me?

They're bothering it, Trowa said. Wufei! Fire Magic at the head! Wufei nodded.

Wufei and Trowa said, firing at it's head.

Deorwin said. Don't you dare hit us!

Yeah! I never knew she was that serious about killing me, Smokey said, jumping. Deorwin followed after her. Suddenly, the monster flattened.

That was easy, Duo said.

~Back in the mouth~

Well, the gummi ship was here, Wufei said.

Oh, that was a ship? Geppetto asked. I rebuilt it.

Duo said. Where is it?

On my ship. Deorwin, Smokey and Stitch appear on the boat.

What's with everyone just appearing?! Duo yelled, up at the ceiling.

Live with it! said a voice. Duo growled.

I hate authors, he mumbled.

Wufei said. I wouldn't say anything bad about the author. She might be on PMS or something. Elenwen appeared, a black glow around her, eyes glowing red.

You spoke bad about me! she boomed. Now, you have a date with your maker! Mwhahahahahahaha!

Hey! That's my line! Duo yelled. Deorwin and Smokey enter the cockpit, Stitch is watching, making sure no one is paying attention.

Quiet! You've gotten on my bad side, Duo Maxwell! Suddenly, he disappeared.

Hey! He's vital to us, Wufei protested.

We do need him, Trowa said.

I'm teaching him a lesson. He'll be back, after the next world. She became again.

But we need a replacement. Suddenly, sunshine streamed down from no where. Heavenly music started playing.

Wufei asked.

What am I doing here? Cloud asked.

You have been chosen to wield your sword, once again, in the name of good, Elenwen said, slowly disappearing. Fight well, fair knight.

~In the Gummi Ship~

Nice to see you again, Wufei said.

Yeah. It's been a while. Why haven't you been to the coliseum? Two new tournaments opened.

We've been occupied, Trowa said, driving. There's been a lot going on. We'll beat them, though.

I'm sure you will, Cloud said.

Where's our munny? Wufei asked, looking around.

I don't know. Did you put it in the safe spot? Trowa asked.

Yeah, but it's gone.

It's probably Deorwin, Cloud said. He robbed me the other week. I was fighting him, and he grabbed my munny and took off. Little thief.

I hope Duo's okay, Wufei said.

The worst she will do is tie him up, Cloud assured. I know.

You do? Experience? Cloud gave a quick nod.

~Somewhere, in a galaxy far, far away~

Duo yelled, in agony. Stop it! Stop!

I love you, said a lady on the black and white romance movie. The couple dove at each other's face. Duo was tied to a chair, forced to watch it.

Are you sorry? Elenwen asked.

The god of death, sorry? Duo asked, sarcastically.

Well, after another hour of this, you get the pleasure to watch, she smiled, evilly, Three solid hours of The Sound of Music.



~Docking~

Welcome to Atlantica, said a female voice over the intercom. No drinks, oil or any water environment damaging items allowed. Please remain with in the ship, until transformation is complete.

Wufei asked.

It's an all water planet, Trowa explained. So, we have to blend with the elements. Become brothers to the insensible rock. Cloud and Wufei exchanged concern glances. What? It's William Cullen Bryant.

Whatever. Let's just get off this ship!

~Atlantica~

The little mermaid and her two friends swim along a narrow passage. Wufei and Cloud appear, as mermen. Trowa appears as an octopus.

This is awkward, Cloud said.

Just a little, Wufei agreed. Trowa swims around, as if he were an octopus all his life. Show off!

Trowa said.

said the crab, surprised.

Oh, don't worry, Sebastian, the mermaid said. They're not those creatures.

I don't know, said the fish. They look a little strange.

What do you mean? Trowa asked.

Hm. They do seem a little out of place. she agreed. What's your names?

Mine's Wufei, this is Cloud and that's Trowa.

Well, I'm Ariel, this Flounder and Sebastian is here.

Well, we're new here and we're not used to swimming around yet, Wufei said.

Sebastian can teach you! Ariel said.

No! The king will not like it!

Aw, come on, Sebastian. He'll teach you!

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DS: Well this is all for this chapter. We'll pick up right after swimming lessons, hopefully.
RS *disappointed*: Sephiroth disappeared.
DS: I want to know why you're making poor Duo watch romantic movies. That's just cruel.
RS: I know, but it was the only form of punishment, other than bringing in Hilde, that I could think of! What am I supposed to do? Hang him upside down and feed him tuna?
DS: That would have been interesting.
Kairi *walks in*: I want to know why you're changing the storyline so much! It's not fair!
RS: I'm not, that much. Think of it this way: If everyone from Kingdom Hearts were in Gundam Wing, I'd have to change the storyline a bit, to suit different personalities. Get it?
Kairi: Oh. Still, it's not cool!
RS: Riku! Kairi says she thinks you're the hottest thing to walk the planet. Better looking than Sora!
Riku *runs in*: Kairi! I knew you'd gain your senses back. *Kairi screams and runs away* Wait, Kairi! We have to talk about our future! *runs after her*
DS: You're evil.
RS *smiling*: I know.
DS: Remember, you can flame. We get alot about our spelling, so tell us!
RS: You can also review normally, too ^^
DS: Bottom line, just review!