This is a parody of Paperback Writer, with apologies to the Beatles. Sorry if someone has already done this. Sorry, I know some of the syllables are kind of off. ~Ribbetfrog
Mary Sue writer

Mary Sue writer (writer, writer)

Hey reviewers will you read my fic

I'll disregard your comments really quick

It's based on a novel by a man, Tolkien

And I need a life so I want to be a

Mary Sue writer

Mary Sue writer

It's a crappy story

Of an elf or man

And you stupid book-readers just don't understand

I came to Middle Earth from another world

And I think its good cause I want to be a Mary Sue writer

Mary Sue writer

Mary Sue writer

Mary Sue writer (writer, writer)

It's a hundred chapters

But you can skip a few

Chapter fives the same as chapter twenty-two

I'll write the characters wrong

'Cause that's my style

I won't change the grammar

'Cause I want to be a Mary Sue writer

Mary Sue writer

You say its wrong but I won't make it right

Look at all the C&C I got overnight

You must pretend that my character is deep

But I know she sucks and I want to be a Mary Sue writer

Mary Sue writer

Mary Sue writer (writer, writer)

Her teeth get even whiter (Mary Sue writer)

She's a good fighter (Mary Sue writer)

She makes the best cider (Mary Sue writer)

Lets light her on fire (Mary Sue writer)