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Kingdom Gundam: Chapter Eighteen

So, Jack, Wufei said, as they walked out. Do you work?

No, not really. My job is to arrange Halloween.



Duo, cut it out, Trowa growled. They entered the cemetery. Suddenly, a black robed figure appeared, with a strange blade in its hand. Wufei was the only one who knew what the creature was.

It's a Nazgul! He yelled.

A what? Duo asked.

A Nazgul, half dead, half alive kings of Middle Earth-

Woofie, I can't believe you're talking about that stupid book you lost and we're almost done our adventure!

It's not stupid, Wufei snorted. It's a classic-

Boring book.

Hey! Don't talk about that book like that! said a small voice. Duo looked down. There was Smokey.

said the Nazgul, taking off the hood. Deorwin smiled, evilly.

Even worse than a Nazgul, Duo said. It's Deorwin.

What's that supposed to mean? Suddenly, a purple haired, anime happy eyes guy appeared. Oh great. How did you get here? Wasn't Elenwen supposed to look after you?

That is a secret, he said, laughing.

Okay, what did you do with my sister?

That is a secret, too!

What isn't a secret, you wacko?! Deorwin yelled, losing his patience (what little he has.)

That I am Xellos, mysterious and trickster priest,' he said, with a bow.

Wow! Xellos, Duo said, happily.

Come on, Smokey, Deorwin said. We won't give them any help on what to do next. They left the cemetery. Xellos took a seat on a gravestone.

Uh, do you know this guy? Jack asked Wufei.

Nope. Don't have a clue who, or what he is, Wufei said. Xellos grinned.

Jack called. Suddenly, the ghost dog appeared. He looked more like a sheet than anything else. Have you seen Sally? Zero flew into the gravestone Xellos was sitting on.

Hello, Jack, Sally said, standing.

Jack said. We need your memory, for the doc.

Oh, you mean this? Sally asked, holding a flower.

A forget-me-not is your memory? Wufei asked, gently taking the flower. Sally nodded.

You're forgetting someone, Xellos said.

Wufei asked.

That is also a secret! Xellos said, laughing. Wufei couldn't take it anymore.

You're getting on my nerves! Wufei yelled.

Good. Then I'm accomplishing what I'm supposed to in life.

Isn't he great? Duo asked Trowa. Trowa rolled his eyes, then stalked off. Suddenly, he caught the scent of someone. He got down on all fours and started to sniff around.

What am I forgetting, whoever you are? Wufei asked, suddenly clam. Xellos looked sort of serious.

A surprise, he said.

Jack said. Did you see the mayor go by here?

I think so, Sally said. He said something about a surprise.

Well, don't worry. Once we get this last thing, the heart will be complete and the heartless will be able to dance with me! Oh, I know you'll love it, Sally!

I don't think this is a good idea, Jack-

Nonsense! It'll be great! Just wait and see! This will be the greatest Halloween ever! Trowa started to dig, right beside a coffin.

What'd you find? Wufei asked.

A human, Trowa said, still digging.

A human? Trowa didn't respond. Do you think it could be-?



Wow, I can't believe it! Duo squealed, like a little kid in a toy store. Two of my all time favorite people, in the same day! I'm so lucky!

said a voice behind a tombstone. Someone stuck out an ice cream cone.

Ooooooo! Ice cream! Xellos said, happily going over and taking the bait. He sat down and started to lick it.

Now I have you! Elenwen said, standing up. Interfering with my story-

But it was boring back there, Xellos complained, between licks.

We'll discuss it later. How can I baby sit you if you keep running off?

I'm a 1014 years old! Xellos whined, still licking the never ending ice cream.

Eva wanted me to baby-sit you! So, come on! They disappear.

So, what exactly are you planning for Halloween? Duo asked, sitting near Sally and Jack.

I'm not too sure, but I'm going to get these heartless to dance with me. I'll go from there.

Well, coming out of that well was a nice touch.

You really think so? Duo nodded. Hm, I think I can incorporate it somehow. Come on, guys! We need to get back to the doctor, Jack said. Duo quickly followed after him.

Almost done? Wufei asked.

How should I know?! Trowa growled.

Well, I'm going back with Jack and Duo. Be good. Trowa growled. Wufei turned and went with the others. Trowa, then, hit something solid.

Trowa quickly dug around it. It was a pretty good sized box. That's strange. Timothy? He heard some muffled cries. He opened it. There was the red head boy, dressed like Sora, tied and gagged in the box. You're Timothy? The boy nodded, sort of frightened. Trowa smiled and picked the boy up and sat him on the ground beside him. He slashed through the ropes. Timothy ungagged himself.

Who are you? he asked.

I'm Trowa Barton.

No way! You know, my grandpa was on the same ship as you were!



Grandpa Howard helped build the Peacemillion.



~At the Lab~

Good! Good! The doctor said. Did you get the surprise as well?

Well, we couldn't find the mayor- Jack began.

I have it! said a voice. Everyone turned. Timothy had the it was a jack-in-a-box.

Who are you? Duo asked.

Are you Timothy? Wufei asked. He nodded. Trowa walked up beside him.

Yeah, I dug him up, Trowa said, putting a hand on Timothy's red hair.

Finally, I have all the ingredients for a heart! the doctor said. He took the box from Timothy, and went to the heart.

Well, this is it, Trowa said. The doctor put all the ingredients together and made the heart.

Now, to see if it works, the doctor said, carrying it in his wheelchair. Suddenly, the wheelchair fell and the heart went flying. A witch girl grabbed the heart and three kids ran out.

Oh no! It's Lock, Shock and Barrel! Duo said. We gotta get He ran out.

Hm, your friend is kinda strange, Jack said to Wufei.

Uh huh, Wufei said, nodding.

Timothy, do you have a weapon? Trowa asked.

Uh huh! Timothy said, pulling out a different looking keyblade. It's called the Spellbinder keyblade. Cool, huh? Merlin gave it to me in Traverse Town!

How did he know their names? I thought you guys just came here, Jack said, as they walked out.

Lucky guess, I guess, Wufei said. Or maybe because he had watched The Nightmare Before Christmas several thousand times.

The Nightmare Before Christmas? Jack asked. I never heard of that before.

It's a movie that he loves, Wufei said. We'll have to get it to you. You'll absolutely love the main character.

Timothy said to him. I thought the main character of The Nightmare Before Christmas was Jack.

It is, Trowa said back to him.

Hullo, again, said the Nazgul (otherwise known as Deorwin). Can we join you guys?

Jack said. The more the better! We're looking for a heart-

Maybe you should send Zero to go and figure out where they went, Deorwin suggested.

That's not a bad idea! Zero! The ghost dog appeared from the well. Go find Lock, Shock and Barrel. And be quick about it!

Zero said, turning and flying towards the cemetery.

Let's go! Jack said.

~After finding a secret passageway in the cemetery~

The trio were in a tub, that was walking across the bridge. Duo was watching them, as the others ran up to him.

About time you guys came, Duo said. They're headed towards Oogie Boogie's Manor.

I knew Oogie Boogie had something to do with this! Jack said. I wonder what he's up to this time.

Well, let's go across and figure it out, Timothy said, running ahead of them.

Jack said, going after him. Timothy was on the bridge and it started to roll back.

Timothy said, almost falling. Jack grabbed him, and took him back down.

You see, Woofie, Duo said. That could have been you. Wouldn't that have been embarrassing! Wufei growled.

What are you talking about? You're the one that's running around Halloween Town like a chicken with no head.

I know this place like the back of my hands, Duo claimed.

Uh huh, Deorwin said, rolling his eyes.

Hey! What's he doing with us? Duo asked.

He wanted to come along, Trowa said.

You have to be careful, Timothy, Jack said, sitting the fifth grader down. That bridge only stays a bridge for a certain amount of time. You need to deploy the switch, so you can cross it.

That's easy, Duo said, going to a tombstone and hitting it.

Show off! Smokey yelled, from beneath the costume, somewhere.

~At the Manor~

Well, this is it, Wufei said. Another keyhole to seal and another boss to beat.

This time, I get to help! Timothy said, happily.

Trowa had fun beating most of them, Duo said. I only beat one. Wufei beat the last two, so it is Tim's turn to beat a baddie!

Timothy asked, sort of shocked.

Yep. All of us have beaten a few by ourselves. Now it's your turn! Duo said, evilly. Timothy looked frightened.

Duo, stop scaring the kid, Wufei called. Wufei, Trowa, Jack and Deorwin were already almost up to the house. Come on, you two!

Duo said, innocently running towards them. Timothy came behind, slowly.

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Xellos *still eating the ice cream*: There's a trick to this, isn't there?
RS *evilly smiling*: It's the never ending ice cream-
Deorwin *appearing*: Of Khazad-dum!
RS *yelling*: Go away, Deorwin of Khazad-dum! *Deorwin grins then leaves* I hate when he says everything is of Khazad-dum...
DS *coming back with Aerith*: Looks like I haven't missed anything.
Cloud *comes out of the closet*: Aerith!
Aerith: Oh, hello Cloud.
Cloud: Why are you with him? I thought you loved me!
Aerith: Cloud, sit down. *they both sat on the bed* There's a time in every couples life, when they get an itch for someone new. Some people call it the seven year itch. I'm experiencing it.
Cloud *confused*: But Aerith-
Aerith *putting a finger to his lips*: You'll find someone else that'll love you for who you are. Now, back to DS ^^ *went and sat in his lap. DS grins*
RS: Xellos, it's okay. You don't have to eat the ice cream.
Xellos *determined*: Yes, I do! Must eat the ice cream-
Deorwin *appears*: Of Khazad-dum! *steals ice cream and disappears. Xellos looks sad.*
Eva *appears*: Thanks for taking care of Xellos for me ^^ Come on, Xellos! I'm writing another fic!
Xellos: Okay ^^ Bye! And remember:
Eva and Xellos: That is a secret! *laugh evilly and disappear*
DS *sweatdrop*: You have the strangest friends.
RS *smiles*: I know. I attract weird people ^^
Cloud *depressed*: Aerith dumped me for DS.
RS: Aw, I'm sorry to hear that. *puts her arm around Cloud's shoulders, then comes to a realization* That means I was dumped too.
DS: You mean to tell me that you are still in Halloween Town?!
RS *laughs nervously*: I told you Xellos was holding me up.
Wufei *walks in*: Oops, wrong room. *about to leave*
RS: Hello, Wufei! Enjoying yourself so far? *Wufei snorts* I'll take that as a yes. Remember our contract-
Wufei: Yeah, yeah, I remember.
DS *suspiciously*: What contract?
Wufei and RS: Nothing!
Cloud: Anyway, remember to review and flamers are acceptable.
DS: I am going to find out about this contact.
Wufei *walking out*: I take the fifth.
DS: RS, we need to move your room to another country so people can't take the fifth amendment.

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