The Twilight Zone

Thank you for all the reviews and sorry it was so long before I updated!

Disclaimer: Harry Potter is not mine! Ron is though…NOT! *Sighs* I wish. Oh well

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Me: And now for another episode of *creepy music* The Twilight Zone

Voldemort: But I killed you! *Looks insane* (Wait, he is insane)

Me: And I brought everyone back to life!

Voldemort: But if you were dead then how could you perform a spell?

Me: …Well I'm the author and I can do anything, like I can do this *snaps*

Voldemort: *Appears in a land of cheese* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Me: Well that's done with then, so let's start with the stunts!

All: *Groan*

Me: First I want you to…Eat a meter of cookie dough!

Hermione: Don't you mean a gallon of cookie dough?

Me: No.

Draco: *Confused* How do you do that?

Me: Ummmm…I don't know but all of you better do it!

All: *Eat cookie dough*

Me: STOP!

All: *Stop* (Well of course, what did you think they'd do?)

Voldemort: *Sings* I'm back!

All: *Groan*

Voldemort: I'll KILL…

Me:Shuttup Voldie!

Voldie: I can't be Voldie!

Me: Why not?

Voldie: Because then people won't shudder at the mention of my name, they'll giggle!

Me: Good! Giggling is fun!

Voldie: *Kills everyone* AVADA KEDAVRA!

Me: Not this again *Dies*

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Well was that sufficiently scary for you? Stunt ideas please!

~*Allie*~