Disclaimer: don't on 'em!

~This chapter is dedicated to Nina Jesa who is making me write it right now!  Hehe luv ya nina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~

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Me: And now back to—

Harry: SHUT UP!  We KNOW it's The Twilight Zone and I'll scream if I hear that stupid music one more time!

Ginny: Harry calm down, it's— *Is cut off by creepy music*

Harry: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Me: *Smirks evilly*

Ron: *Doubles over with laughter and falls down*

Hermione: *Comes out of corner and starts laughing hysterically*

Me: *Is laughing, but all of a sudden stops* Ok, that's not funny anymore

Hermione: *Abrubtly stops laughing* Oh, ok.  Bye then.  *Goes back into little corner and starts muttering incoherently*

Ron: *Stops laughing* Can I have another cookie please?

Me: Hmmmm… *Thinks*

Ron: *Puppy dog eyes*

Me: OK!  *Gives Ron cookie*

Draco: Can I have a cookie too?

Me: nope!

Draco: Why not?

Me: Because you're eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvviiiiiiiiiiilllllllllll

Draco: But even evil people want cookies sometimes!  You just don't understand us!  Death Eaters are people too!  Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh  *Sobs*

Me: I HAVE AN IDEA!

All: *Look at me with terror in they're eyes*

Me: We— Wait I mean YOU— Can dance in potato salad…And hug the world's largest ball of string…While on top of a bus headed for the "Believe it or Else Museum" where you can all break dance on top of the roof! (Thanx Kerbi, and Mentai & Gerdou!)

*Cricket chirp* (like in the movies, when it's really quiet Lol)

All: *Stare at me like I'm insane*

Me: Why are you all staring at me like I'm insane?  Wait, I AM insane! MWAHAHA

Draco: You sound like Lord Moldyshorta! (Thanx WormmonABC!) *Bows at my feet*

Voldie: *Somehow appears out of nowhere, again!* Did someone say me name?  I'ma lookin' for me followers.  'Ave ya seen 'em?  *Speaks with an irish accent*

Draco: Moldyshorta!  I love you master!  *Hugs Voldie, then begins bowing*

Kerbi: *Appears* Kiss me Draco!

Draco: OK!  *Begins to snog Kerbi* (you got your wish Kerbi!  Lol)

Me: Now, ONWARD INTO THE STORM! *Points at door*

Ron: But it's sunny outside…

Me: *Looks* Ohhhh…Whatever you say Ronnie!  Let's go!  *Grabs Ron's hand and runs out door, where a large yellow "cheesewagon (schoolbus) has appeared*

All: *Follow*

Voldie: NO!  The chapter would not be complete unless I kill you!

Harry: Oh shut it, you!  *Punches Voldie*

Voldie: *Falls over, unconscious*

All: *Rejoice before continuing out to the bus*

Me: We'll perform that "twisted and wrong" stunt next time on *creepy music* THE TWILIGHT ZONE!

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PLEASE REVIEW WITH MORE STUNT IDEAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~~*HermionesTwin*~~