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Kingdom Gundam: Chapter Twenty-Eight

~In the gummi ship~

I can't believe it, Duo said, pulling silly string from his hair. His hair was also a tint of blue from the paint bucket that dropped on his head. Deorwin came in and attacked us, again! It's not fair!

He is the hotel manager, Trowa said, trying to make his bangs go back in place. His hair and his clothes (which were stolen during the night) looked like Goku's.

Is it off yet, Wufei? Timothy asked. Deorwin had drawn on his face and made his red hair curl like Vulpix's.

Wufei said, taking the rag from Timothy and scrubbing the markings off.

Well, at least you guys just had little things done to you, Heero said, looking in a mirror, disgusted. His hair, his clothes and his shoes were a Barbie pink. This sucks! He said, angrily throwing the mirror.

I think it's cute, Duo said, trying to comb the blue out of his hair. Relena would love the color. Heero gave Duo his death glare. Duo fell out of his seat.

What are you doing? Wufei asked.

I'm dead. Heero killed me by giving me that look, Duo said, looking up at Wufei.

You're hopeless, Wufei sighed, sitting back down.

I find it pretty impossible that he didn't get Wufei, Trowa said.

He almost did, Wufei said. I woke up, when he came into my room. He saw that I was awake, then went out onto the balcony.

I knew we should have locked the door, Timothy yelled. But you said you would protect me! You lied, Trowa! Trowa sighed.

I was hit, too, remember? Trowa asked, looking down at the Goku style clothes he had on.

At least Ansem would get a kick out of it, Duo said. What kind of super hero wears that outfit? Suddenly, Goku appeared.

I wear that sort of outfit! he said. And I saved Earth from being destroyed countless times! Then he disappeared.

Never mind, Duo said, climbing back in his seat.

~End of the World~

Heero said. Is that's all that's left of a world? At the far end of a barren field of glass, there was a portal, to a white sphere.

Duo said, grimacing. That's wonderful. I'll race someone there.

Go right ahead, Wufei muttered. Timothy took the book out of Duo's pocket.

We're supposed to go there, he said. Then, we have to beat Chernabog.

Trowa asked.

Timothy repeated. Don't ask me who. There's not a decent picture of him.

I know who he is, Wufei said, taking a deep breath. Remember the movie Fantasia, the last song? That guy who was on the bell tower?

Oh, that gargoyle thing, Duo said, with a shiver. He gave me nightmares.

That's him, Wufei said.

Duo yelled. I don't want to fight him! I'll have nightmares until I'm forty-five!

After we beat him, Timothy said. Then we'll be at the final rest. That's before we go to beat Ansem.

The final rest, huh? Trowa asked. That sounds pleasant.

It is, Heero said. No monsters are allowed in it. It's like the lobby to the world's destruction.

Wonderful description, Wufei said.

Heero said.

After we destroy Ansem, Trowa said. What will happen to us? And to this place?

Who cares what happens to this place, Wufei said. We'll be going home after Ansem is defeated.

Duo asked, perking up. Wufei nodded. Then, who cares about a Chernabog? Let's go home!

~At the place where the Chernabog is supposed to be~

We fought for how many hours just to get to an empty room? Wufei asked.

Where's the Chernabog? Timothy asked.

It's not here! Maybe it went on coffee break! Duo said, nervously. Timothy took the book and began to read.

This is strange, Heero said, then he spotted something. Who's that?

They looked. There was the purple haired priest, sitting on the air, and drinking tea.

Oh great, Wufei mumbled. It that freak. Xellos smiled, evilly.

Duo said. I can get rid of him faster than you can get rid of me.

Wufei asked, interested. Duo whispered into Wufei's ear. Ah! I see! Duo and Wufei grin, as the trickster priest came up to them.

Who are you? Timothy asked, puzzled.

I'm Xellos, mysterious priest! He said, happily. Then he looked at Duo and Wufei. What are you two so happy about?

Duo yelled. Xellos opened his violet eyes, in shock. It's so wonderful! Isn't it Wufei?

Oh yes, Wufei said. Life is so wonderful and filled with light!

Stop! Stop! Stop! Xellos yelled. Life isn't wonderful! It's filled with pain and suffering! Like, Xellos suddenly grinned. The death of your wife, Wufei. Duo's eyes widened and he looked at Wufei.

Wufei said, simply. Since you brought it up, it was the best thing that ever happened to me! The others sweatdropped. Life is so giving and wonderful! Let's embrace it with open arms! Wufei hugged Xellos.

Xellos yelled, pushing Wufei away from him. What about you're killing Treize?!

I'm just glad that guy is gone! Wufei said, even happier.

Trowa said. What did you do to him?

I just told him that Xellos is a Mazoku, whom feeds on negative emotions. He's literally defeated by positive emotions, especially when life is being praised, Duo explained.

The sun is shinning somewhere brightly! Oh life is so wonderful! Wufei said, dancing around in a circle.

This is horrible, Xellos said, shaking his head. I get most of my food from you.

I love life! Wufei yelled, hugging Duo.

Too far! Duo said, pushing Wufei away. Wufei grinned.

I love everyone! Life is so marvelous!

Ugh, come on, Wufei, Xellos said. I didn't have to kill that monster for you guys. At least you can get angry at someone for me.

Xellos, you're so wonderful! Wufei cried, hugging Xellos again. Xellos sighed.

Sore wa himitsu desu, he said.

Omae o korosu, Heero said, taking out his gun. Xellos perked up.

What are you doing?! Duo yelled, angrily.

Heero asked. He's speaking my language. Suddenly, an ice cream cone appeared.

Xellos said, pushing Wufei away. I have a date with ice cream! He went over to the ice cream. Oooo, swirl! Suddenly, Dream-tiger appeared.

Xellos, you're on! she said. Xellos smiled, then they both disappeared.

So, we don't have to fight the Chernabog, Duo said, happily as they made their way to the crater.

Trowa began.

If you guys ever, and I mean EVER, tell anyone about this, I swear I'll kill you, Wufei snapped.

We won't, Duo, Trowa, Heero and Timothy said, in unison.

~Final Rest~

This is it? Timothy asked.

The last room before you go and beat Ansem's Wal-Mart butt! Heero said.

Duo said, running to the pay phone. He dials a number.

~Japan, 18 something~

Kenshin is sitting in the dojo, about to drink his tea, and the phone rings.

Hello, you have Kenshin, that you have, he said, happily.

Hello, this is the hospital in Tokyo. Do you know a Kaoru?

Why yes, I know Miss Kaoru. Is she okay? He asked, concerned.

She just had your child and it's a girl. Kenshin dropped the phone and fell over.

~Final Rest~

Duo slammed the phone on the hook, laughing.

I didn't know phones were in Japan in the 1800s, Wufei said, crossing his arms.

This is a Disney game! Duo protested, snickering to himself. Anything is possible.

Come on, you don't have time to play prank calls, Heero said. Then, frightfully, smiled. But I have plenty of time.

Okay, it's time to leave, Trowa said, heading towards the doors.

Those look familiar, Wufei said. Oh yeah, that onna was yelling at me. I remember that.

And I'm going to yell at you again! yelled the voice. Wufei jumped, no one else did. Now, I'm only going to say this once more: You will be the one to open the door to the light. Other words–

You can't let me die, Wufei said, rolling his eyes. I know, I know. Just open the stupid door!

Hmph! If you didn't know the boss, I'd hurt you right then and there. Oh, that's right, she can't enter the final doors, can she? Wufei swallowed, hard.

Wufei, who are you talking to? Duo asked. Timothy looked puzzled, flipping through the Book of Everything You Need to Know About Kingdom Hearts. Trowa shook his head.

Wufei said. Please open the door.

What if I don't want to?

Wufei screamed.

Yeah, run to mommy when the big kids are picking on you. What a man.

I'll show you! Wufei yelled, going up to the door and forcing them open. A bright light filled the room...

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RS: Well, I'm not dead, thank God.
Wufei *adding*: Just writer's block.
RS: Anyway, Aerith did come back, but she left just a little while ago. She was upset to find Cloud with nut job ^_^ Oh well.
Wufei *mumbles*: While Gwaihir (A.K.A DarkSandrock) is in Massachusetts with Sally.
RS: Now, the reason I wasn't updating for a while, then had that massive update:
FF.net sent me a lovely email. I have a record with the system (because of Kingdom Bloopers) and one more strike and I'm out. I freaked.
Wufei *agreeing*: It wasn't pretty...
RS: I deleted the majority of my stories, except the first stories of my three catagories. Now, I'm regretting it, because I couldn't update for a week and I didn't have back-ups for any of the stories I deleted. *noise is heard in the closet*
Wufei *suspiciously*: What's that?
RS *innocently*: Nothing! *Wufei goes to closet* Anyway, don't forget to review. We're flamer friendly ^_^ Oh yeah, I SUPPORT THE NPDA! It's an organization against yaoi.
Wufei *closes closet door*: I can't believe you.
RS: What?
Wufei: Sephiroth? The evil of all evil, tied up in your closet?
RS *laughs nervously*: Well, since Gwaihir wasn't here and I know Salyti wouldn't want to exploit himself on the internet, I needed someone to help me with reviews. It's not fun doing them solo. I do them solo on FP.net.
Wufei: So, you force him to do them with you?
RS: So? At least I don't force you! *Wufei thinks for a moment...*