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Kingdom Gundam: Chapter Twenty-Eight

~The light fades~

"Wow," Duo said, in awed. "Beach!!" He pulls out a beach chair and umbrella from nowhere and pitches it.

"Where did you get that stuff?" Timothy asked.

"Well, I figured Gwaihir, Deorwin and Elenwen can disappear and reappear, why can't I be like a Disney character and pull things from behind me?"

"Good point," Timothy said, doing the same and joining Duo. He pulled out a soda.

"Destiny Islands?" Wufei said, looking around. All of it was just as he remembered, except Heero and Quatre weren't there. "I thought it was destroyed."

"It was," Trowa said, reading the book. "Yet, this is the End of the World. Obviously, it's referring to your home world." Trowa threw the book behind him. "Who cares? This looks like the ultimate fishing spot!" He pulls a fishing rod from behind his back and walks off.

"Guys!" Wufei yelled. "We're supposed to be battling Ansem! Wait where is the Wal-Mart worker?" He then notices the secret place. "Maybe he's in there with Quatre." Wufei walked towards it, then he was stopped from going in.

"This world has been connected," said a voice.

"Wha?" Wufei asked, looking around. Landmarks began to disappear.

"Tied to the darkness."

"What's going on?!" Duo yelled, from the beach.

"There is so much to learn."

"Hey! He's scaring away the fish!" Trowa complained.

"One who understands nothing can comprehend nothing."

~After a brief period of light~

"That was strange," Duo said. They were all standing around the secret place. "Hey! Where's my chair?

"Where's my drink?" Timothy asked, looking in his empty hand.

"Dude, where's my car?" Trowa asked. Timothy and Duo exchanged glances. "What? Can't you take a bit of humor?"

"Trowa, you're missing a few screws," Timothy said, shaking his head.

"I can answer all of those, except the car," Wufei said, wide-eyed.

"Well, where are they?" Duo and Timothy demanded. Wufei pointed. They looked. Ansem was slipping Timothy's soda and laying in Duo's chair.

"Oooooo! He's going to pay!" Duo yelled.

"You bet he will! That was my only drink!" Timothy said, angrily.

~Down at the beach~

Duo and Timothy came up beside Ansem and flipped the chair over.

"What?!" Ansem said, in surprise. Then he looked at the broken chair and spilt soda. "Hey," he whined. "This is supposed to be my vacation from work."

"Vacation is over, buddy," Duo and Timothy said, angrily. "Be prepared to meet your maker! Thundaga!" Ansem whipped out a smiley face shield.

"Ha! Try to beat the Wal-Mart smiley face! Mwhahahahahaha!" Ansem laughed, loudly.

"It's too strong!" Timothy yelled. "Must... overcome... the smiley face of doom..."

"Guys," Trowa said.

"Trowa, don't stop us!" Duo yelled. "We're going in for the kill."

"Okay," Wufei said. "Commence operation multiply!"

"Are you sure about this?" Trowa asked, concerned. Wufei nodded. Trowa took the remote control in his hand and pointed it at Wufei. "You know you could probably get erased, right?"

"Just hurry up and do it!" Wufei yelled. Trowa nodded, then pressed a button. Suddenly, the sun flickered, and there were three boys with black hair.

"Hey! What am I doing here?! I was in the middle of a battle with the saint beasts!" Yusuke asked.

"I know, the girls were just fighting over me," Tenchi said, looking around at the sandy beaches.

"What?!" Ansem said. "How is this possible?!"

"Wufei?" Trowa asked, staring blankly at the three boys.

"Listen," Wufei said to the other two. "I've asked my friend to summon you with the Remote Control of Summoning."

"That's a fancy title," Yusuke said, crossing his arms.

"I know," Wufei said. "Anyway, I'm going to need everyone's help."

"Because you guys have superpowers and I don't!" Wufei yelled. "Any other questions?"

"What if we don't?" Yusuke asked.

"Then we'll probably not get back home, right?" Tenchi asked. Wufei nodded.

"Yeah, why not?" Yusuke said. "Sounds fun."

"Sure, I'll help," Tenchi said, with a nod.

"Good," Wufei said, making the keyblade appear in his hand. Tenchi took the hilt of the sword out of his pocket. Yusuke stood there, determined to beat whatever they were up against.

"One more question," Tenchi said. "Who's the bad guy?"

"You see that man with the smiley face shield? That's the bad guy."

"I think he has mental issues," Yusuke said, with a smirk. "This should be a snap." His finger began to glow blue.

"Whoa!" Wufei said, jumping out of the way. Yusuke walked towards Ansem, who started laughing evilly, once again at Timothy's, Duo's and now Trowa's attempt to defeat him.

"Step aside, boys," Yusuke said. "Spirit Detective coming through."

"Spirit Detective?" Duo asked.

"Yusuke Urameshi!" Timothy squealed, happily. "We don't have to worry now!"

"What does that mean?!" Duo asked, grabbing Timothy's shoulders and shaking him. "That you were doubting our ability?! We're the one who saved Earth and the colonies!!!"

"A spirit detective?" Ansem asked, sort of impressed. "Yeah, I remember. Lovely Botan! Oh, she was so hot!!"

"What? How do you know Botan?!" Yusuke asked.

"We used to date."

"Wha? You and Botan?" Ansem nodded, stupidly. "Now I know you're a fruitcake! Spirit Gun!" A blue blast shot out of his finger and hit Ansem in the face. Ansem flew backwards, into the ocean.

"Nice hit," Tenchi said. "You probably didn't need me, uh, what's you name?"

"Wufei."

"Well, this has been fun," Yusuke said. "Whenever you have a demon problem, don't be afraid to call me!" Yusuke disappeared.

"I have done absolutely nothing, again," Tenchi said. "Nice to see you again, Wufei!" Wufei nodded, then Tenchi disappeared.

"Hey! How do you know him?!" Timothy asked, finally pushing away from Duo.

"His grandfather runs a dojo that I went to during the war," Wufei muttered.

"Oh. But I thought he lives in Tokyo." Wufei smiled.

"Never mind that. Where's Ansem?"

"Help! I can't swim!" Came a voice. They looked. Ansem was panicked, flapping his arms in the shallow water.

"That's sad," Trowa said, shaking his head. "As tall as he is, he can walk."

"Should we tell him?" Timothy asked. The three gundam pilots looked at each other, then smiled.

"Nah," they said, shaking their heads.

~A few hours later~

"Oh, I'm not drowning," Ansem noticed. He stood. "Well, what do you know! I can stand in this water!" Suddenly, a huge wave came up behind him and hit him.

"Has he figured it out yet?" Trowa asked, over on the pier fishing with Wufei. Duo sits up and removes his sunglasses. He sees Ansem spitting out water, gagging and walking towards shore.

"Yeah, he's coming," Duo said, laying back down.

"Great," Trowa said. "And I think I have a bite." Wufei snickered. "What are you snickering about?!" Wufei quickly tugged on his fishing pole, and reeled in a fish. "NO! That's the fifty-fourth fish you've caught!!"

"Well," Wufei said, unhooking the fish. "Some people are gifted with being natural fishers. Some, aren't." Trowa growled, then threw his fishing rod in the water.

"Hey! You're the psycho that killed my brother!" The fish yelled. Wufei screamed and threw the fish back in the water. Trowa snickered.

"You-" Ansem began.

"Want a soda?" Timothy asked, lifting the lid of a cooler.

"Sure," Ansem said, happily. Then remembered what he was supposed to do. "Whoa! No! I'm supposed to destroy you guys!"

"That's right," Duo said, standing up, with a soda in his hand. "Of course, that detective dude knocked you senseless." Duo started shaking the soda.

"Right. Where did he go?!" Ansem yelled.

"Right here!" Duo said, opening it. The soda sprayed out, covering Ansem.

"Grrrrr. You ridicule me?!" Ansem yelled, angrily. Suddenly, a black shadow-like demon came out of him. "You've come all this way and still you know nothing!"

"Hey! I know something, Wal-Mart boy," Duo snapped.

"Duo, calm down," Wufei said.

"I'll be waiting for you, Wufei," Ansem said, flying away to a carter.

"I smell a rat," Trowa said.

"Hey! How many times do I have to tell you that I'm not a rat!" said a small voice. Suddenly, a yellow cloud appeared and Smokey came out.

"What are you doing here?" Duo asked.

"I'm your secret weapon," Smokey said, proudly. The others bust out laughing.

"You?! How could you be a weapon?!" Timothy asked, wiping tears from his eyes.

"Ansem is very scared of Guinea Pigs, I have you know," Smokey said, in defense of herself. "The Book on Everything You Need to Know about Kingdom Hearts says so."

"Well, if the author says it, then it must be true," Trowa said. "I don't think you should go, Wufei."

"Well," Wufei said. "It's the only way we're going to get out of this game. Elenwen told me I have a long road ahead of me. This is what she means, apparently." Wufei grabbed Smokey and shoved her into a pants pocket.

"Hey! I can't breathe!" Smokey squealed.

"Keep quiet," Wufei snapped, walking up the hill to the crater.

"Wufei, you were the best justice-man anyone could know," Duo said. "I'm honored to have known such a justice-filled man as you."

"Duo, I'm not dead," he said, rolling his eyes.

"It was fun messing with your sword collection and finding out that you're a chocoholic-"

"Duo! Be quiet!" He yelled, stopping in front of the crater. "Well, this is it. I'm sure this is going to be a whole lot easier than that chess game."

"Be careful," Timothy said.

"And if Ansem offers you chocolate-" Trowa began.

"He will?" Wufei asked, perking up. "Well then, I mustn't keep the chocolate waiting! Tally ho!" He jumped in.

"I was going to say resist the temptation," Trowa said, with a sigh.

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RS: Well, nice place to end a chapter, eh?

Trowa: While our fearless "hero" jumps after Ansem for chocolate *aside: His ambition is in the wrong place* will he ever defeat Ansem? And will he ever get chocolate off his mind?

Duo: That's a no.

RS: Trowa, why are you asking senseless questions? *Trowa smiles, then walks away* Fine! Don't answer me! Since I've gotten a question about Kingdom Bloopers, I'll respectively answer it. *deep breath* FF.net's TOS forbids the posting of bloopers. Of course, that slipped my mind-

Duo: As many things do. *RS hits Duo* Hey! *muffled sounds come from the closet* You still have Sephiroth in there?

RS *proudly*: Nope! He's in the kitchen.

Timothy: Then who's that?

RS: No one! *everyone looks at her, in disbelief* I swear! No one is in my- *door opens*

Kenshin *with several of RS's clothes draped on him. happily*: Well, that was a ride, wasn't it, Miss Kauro?

Kauro *comes out, her hair a mess*: Kenshin! This is all your fault! *grabs Kenshin's shoulders and starts to shake him* If you hadn't found that portal, near the dojo-

RS *interrupting*: Uh, what are you two doing here? *Kauro looks at RS*

Kauro *drops Kenshin*: Oh! Miss RoseSandrock! I didn't know this led to your home.

Timothy *happily*: Yeah, her closet has a portal to the Anime worlds in it!

Kauro: Oh, I see. Well, I guess we'll be staying with you, then.

Kenshin *swirl-eyed*: Where are we??

RS *sighs*: My house is becoming a hotel...