Okay, this idea popped into my head for no reason whatsoever! I originally wanted to have Raven do this, but it just seems to much funnier with Reese!!
I'm an Asshole (The Reese Remix)
I'm a Psycho(Acoustic guitar starts playing)
Reese: (speaking): Folks, I'd like to sing a song,
About the Zoidian Dream,
About me, about you,
About the way my zoidian heart beats,
Way down in the bottom of my chest,
About that special feelin' I get in the cockle of my heart,
Maybe below the cockle,
Maybe in the sub-cockle area,
Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kindneys,
Maybe even in the colon,
I don't know…
(Starts singing)
I'm not your regular Joe,
I've got no regular job,
I'm your non-average white, zoidian slob,
I football, and bombs,
And books about war.
I bury dead bodies under,
A nice hardwood floor!
No life, an' no job,
Just a zoid for a car,
I kill people for money,
To pay for Hiltz's cigars!
But sometimes that just ain't enough!
To keep a gal like me interested!
(Raven: Oh no, No way, Uh-uh!)
Now I've gotta go out and have fun,
And blowin' things up!
(Raven: Oh yeah, yeah yeah! Yeah yeah yeah!)
I cause mass destruction,
In the ultra-fast lane,
People are dyin' in flames,
An' I'm goin' insane!
I'm psycho-ioioioioioiio!
I'm psycho!
(Raven: She's a psycho, such a psycho!)
I destroy public toilets,
And nuke most of the seats,
Then I laugh my head off,
When people die from the heat!
I'm psycho-ioioioioioiio!
I'm psycho!
(Raven: She's the world's biggest psycho!)
Sometimes I destroy,
All the Republican spaces,
While Republican people,
Make Republican faces!
I'm psycho-ioioioioioiio!
I'm psycho!
(Raven: She's a really fucking psychooooooo!)
Maybe I shouldn't be singin' this song,
I'm ranting and raving and carrying on!
Maybe Hiltz is right when he tell's me I'm wrong…
Pfft, nah!
I'm psycho-ioioioioioiio!
I'm psycho!
(Raven: She's the world's biggest psycho!)
Ya know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna go find Zoid Eve and paint it,
HOT PINK! With human bone headlights!
And all leather-cow interior,
With big brown baby dragon mouths for guns, yeah!
An' then I'm gonna cruise around in that baby,
And 615 miles per hour,
Getting' .5 miles per gallon!
Suckin' down human intestines from the Guardian Force,
In non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers!
And when I'm done suckin' down those intestines,
I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the Republican flag!
And toss those Styrofoam containers right out the side!
An' there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about it!
Ya know why?!
'Cause I got da bombs, that's why!
Three words: Charged fuckin' Particle Gun, okay?!
Van, Fiona, Irvine,
They can have all the fuckin' zoids they want,
They could get a fuckin' Death Stinger,
And it won't make a lick of difference,
'Cause I got the guns, okay?!
An' Hiltz is a moron, Raven's a dipshit,
And when I find that stupid Zoid Eve, I'm goin' to actually kill them both!
An' then I'm gonna get a case of whisky,
And drive down to Texas and-
Raven: Hey, you know you really are a psycho?!
Reese: Just shut up an' sing the song idiot!
I'm psycho-ioioioioioiio!
I'm psycho!
(Raven: She's the world's biggest psycho!)
P-S-Y-C-H-O! EVERYBODY!
Everyone: P-S-Y-C-H-O!
(Long ass part on the acoustic guitar)
Reese: (speaking) I'm a psycho, and I'm proud of it…