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Kingdom Gundam: Chapter Twenty-Nine

~After defeating his shadow for the last time~

"That was quick," Smokey said.

"Shh," Wufei said, pushing Smokey's head back in his pocket.

"Why can't I see?!" Suddenly, Sephiroth's theme song started to play. Sephiroth appeared.

"Oops, wrong place," he said, looking around. "Where's the coliseum?"

"A few worlds' back," Wufei said.

"I see," he said, crossing his arms in thought. "Well then, I'll just destroy you! Mwhahahahahahahaha!"

"Hey!" came the voice. Suddenly, Sephiroth was teleported to another world. "That's much better. Continue." Then, another song began to play. Ansem appeared, in a lounge chair, sipping milk.

"Got chocolate?" Wufei asked.

"No, got milk," Ansem said, still sipping his milk. "Milk builds strong bones and healthy teeth, so I can defeat my enemies with ease."

"I want chocolate," Wufei growled.

"I don't have chocolate! Get that through that thick head of yours!" Ansem yelled.

"Give me the chocolate, or else!" Wufei yelled.

"Oh yeah? What can you do? I have the power of Wal-Mart behind me!" Suddenly, a fathom appeared; a smiley faced fathom.

"Whatever," Wufei said, rolling his eyes. "I have the power of chocolate and of," he pulled out the guinea pig. "Smokey!"

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Ansem howled. "You've evil! Completely evil!" Wufei smiled.

"Give me the chocolate," Wufei said.

"Okay, okay," Ansem said, on his knees. He began to throw chocolate out of his pockets. Wufei's eyes grew large and chibi-like.

"Wow," he marveled.

"There," Ansem said. "There's all the chocolate. Now, put away the guinea pig."

"I would," Wufei said. "But you lied to me!" Wufei threw Smokey on Ansem, before diving towards the chocolate.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

~A few hours later~

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! I'm melting!"

"Finally," Wufei said, a dark ring around his mouth. He had eaten all of the chocolate. Suddenly, everything became dark.

"How did we get here?" said a voice. Wufei looked.

"Wufei!" Timothy said, hugging him. "I thought you had died!"

"No, I haven't," Wufei said, wiping the chocolate ring around his mouth. "I defeated Ansem a first time."

"A first time?" Duo asked, nervously.

"According to the book," Trowa said, flipping a page. "We don't have a part in this, until after Wufei beat's Ansem a second time."

"A second time?!" Duo and Timothy asked. Suddenly, the others disappeared, leaving Wufei floating in nothingness alone.

"This is wonderful," Wufei muttered, watching a ship appear from the clouds below. A huge Ansem appeared with the Heartless symbol on his chest. "Wonderful. And I don't even have the guinea pig."

"Nope, you have me," said a voice.

"Huh?" Wufei turned. There was Deorwin. "Oh, great. What can you do?"

"I'm acting as your decoy," Deorwin said, proudly.

"You look nothing like me!" Wufei proclaimed. Deorwin smiled, then snapped his fingers; smoke came around him. It disappeared, revealing a clone of Wufei, only smirking. "Whoa. You look almost like me, except I don't have stupid expressions on my face!" Deorwin looked serious. "That's better. Let's get Ansem!" Wufei flew towards Ansem. Deorwin grinned.

"Why? I'm in your body?" Deorwin said, to himself. Wufei started attacking Ansem. "Yoo hoo!" called a voice. Ansem and Wufei stopped fighting each other. Deorwin, as Wufei's clone, was dressed in a flowery dress. Wufei and Ansem's mouth dropped open. "Hey guys," he said, pulling the ponytail holder out and letting the black hair hang.

"Who's Wufei?" Ansem asked, looking at the guy beside him and the one in drag.

"Woman should vote!" Deorwin squealed, in the womanliest voice Wufei's clone could muster. "I love women! Oh, they're so much better than stinky old men are! That's why I cross dress!" Ansem started to chuckle; Wufei's face turned red, enraged. "I don't know why men look at me so funnily. I guess they all are a bunch of weaklings!" Ansem roared into laughter.

"Don't... EVER... INSULT MY MANHOOD!" Wufei yelled, enraged. He attacked Ansem, destroying the second phase.

"About time," Deorwin said, returning to normal. "I knew that would get you angry-"

"NO S-"

"Wufei, please keep in mind the rating," Deorwin interrupted. Wufei looked like he was about to strangle Deorwin. Suddenly, a portal appeared. "I'm done," Deorwin said, smiling and disappearing. "Head towards the portal."

"I'm going to kill him the next time I see him," Wufei mumbled, flying towards the portal.

~The Portal of Darkness~

"This is wonderful," Wufei said, in pitch darkness. Suddenly, something jumped on him.

"Wufei!" called a voice. "There are shadows in here!"

"Timothy?" Wufei yelled, slashing the thing that jumped on him. "Where are you?!" He heard a gun going off. Wufei slashed, blindly attacking yellow eyes. Someone bumped into him.

"Ah!" Timothy said, falling.

"Timothy!"

"I'm okay, Wufei," Timothy said, shooting blindly. "How many more?"

"How should I know?!" Suddenly, a light appeared. All the shadows were gone. The only remains were the green balls and boxes.

"We got 'um!" Timothy said, happily. Wufei helped him up and they left the Portal of Darkness.

~After doing that two more times~

Now, they were at the core of the ship.

"After we defeat this," Duo said. "We'll probably have to go at Ansem."

"Hey! This will be you guy's first time," Wufei said. "This should go quicker."

"I don't know, Wufei," Timothy said. They went to the main core. "We're supposed to defeat this, then we get Ansem."

"Right," Trowa said, looking through the book.

"Then what are we waiting for?" Duo asked. They attacked the main core. Suddenly, it exploded and three people came out.

"Whoa!" said one. "Where are we?"

"Yeah, that's what I want to know!"

"Donald and Goofy!" Duo squealed, hugging the Disney characters.

"Gwarsh, I need air!" Goofy said.

"Hi, I'm Sora, the keyblade master."

"I'm Wufei, your replacement."

"So, it wasn't a dream," Sora said. "You've released us from the ship." Wufei nodded. Sora grinned. "Thanks. Ready to tackle Ansem together?"

"Let's," Wufei said, with a nod. They flew off to fight Ansem the last time. Ansem was waiting for them.

"You are fools! Have you forgotten?" Ansem asked. He spread his arms and Quatre's body appeared.

"Quatre!" Trowa, Wufei and Duo yelled. Ansem laughed.

"I will use him against you all! Quatre, awaken!" Quatre's lifeless body started to move. Suddenly, his eyes opened, yet he didn't have pupils.

"What have you done to him?!" Trowa asked enraged.

"He's without a heart," Sora explained. "He's a friend of yours, I guess."

"Nah duh!" Trowa said, grabbing Sora's shirt and shaking him. "He's my best friend! Why would we care about someone who isn't our friend?!"

"Trowa, calm down," Duo said, effortlessly.

"If we defeat Ansem," Wufei said. "I'm sure Quatre will be himself again."

"Really?" Trowa asked, stop shaking Sora. Wufei nodded, assuredly. "Fine, let's kick Ansem's butt!"

"What about Quatre?" Timothy asked. "He's sure to protect Ansem."

"I'll fight him," Wufei said. "The rest of your should tackle Ansem."

"Right," Sora said.

"Wait! Sora, we shouldn't involve ourselves in their fight," Donald said, crossing his arms.

"Why not? These guys saved us," Sora said.

"That would be-" Donald began

"Meddling," Goofy finished.

"We're here for the same purpose, to defeat Ansem. I don't see why we can't help them defeat Ansem."

"Ya know, Donald, he does have a point."

"Okay, okay. Let's get this over with and go home before supper," Donald said.

"Thanks, guys," Sora said. The others flew towards Ansem. Quatre flew, to try and block them.

"Quatre, this is going to hurt me more than it'll hurt you, at the moment," Wufei said, flying towards Quatre, keyblade in hand. He swung, but Quatre blocked the blow with a sword. Quatre's face was emotionless, as he hit Wufei with his blade. Wufei flew backwards, a little ways. "So, that's the way you want it, huh? Well then, I won't hold back either!"

"We have to hurry," Duo said. "I don't know what Wufei will do to stall Quatre. If he let's his temper get the best of him-"

"DON'T SAY THAT, DUO!!!" Trowa yelled. "Wufei won't hurt Quatre!"

Wufei and Quatre flew at each other; their swords met with a loud clang. They flew back, then went at it, again. Quatre swung his sword. Wufei dodged the blade and swung at Quatre. Quatre hit Wufei's keyblade away. Quatre swung, when Wufei wasn't on guard, and cut Wufei's face. Wufei swung the keyblade, enraged, taking Quatre off guard. He hit Quatre on the side of the head, hard.

"Oh no," Wufei said, coming to realization of what he had done. Quatre hung, suspended in the air by some unknown force. "Quatre? Quatre?" He took Quatre into his arms. He didn't move; it didn't look like he was breathing. Wufei flew down to the deck of the ship. "Please, Quatre. Open your eyes."

"Wufei!" called a voice. He looked and saw Trowa descending. "What happened?"

"I hit him," Wufei said, quietly not taking his eyes off of Quatre. "Really hard against the head."

"What?"

"I probably killed him," Wufei let his voice trail off. Trowa was quiet, for a moment.

"You know, Duo said something about your temper getting the better of you. He was right."

"I didn't mean to kill him, Trowa-"

"I know you didn't. I don't think he's dead, though."

"Huh?" Wufei looked up at Trowa. Trowa had a calm smile on his face.

"He can't be dead. This is a Disney game. No one dies in Disney; they just go away for a while."

"You're right, Trowa," Wufei said, standing. "Let's go beat Ansem-"

"You should stay with Quatre. You've fought him three times, already. Besides, Ansem is weakening." Trowa flew off, to join the ensuing battle. "How much longer?"

"Not much," Sora informed. "I think he's about to give in. It's going much quicker than if there were only three of us."

"Well, let's finish this!"

Wufei sat beside Quatre, staring at him. His face still had a slight color to it; he certainly didn't look dead.

"Quatre, will you ever forgive me?" he whispered, closing his eyes, wondering what Quatre was going threw.

"I think I can," said a voice. Wufei opened his eyes.

"Quatre?!" Suddenly, a bright light came from above and consumed the whole area....

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RS: Sorry it took so long, guys! Yes, I'm almost done. The next chapter will definitely be the last chapter.

Duo: Great! I'm so tried of working with this story!

Wufei: Actually, I'm starting to enjoy it-

Trowa: I thought you hated it, Wufei.

Wufei: I did when we started, but after a while it wasn't too bad.

RS *pulls out a Chara plushie*: I found out what pocky is. I wasn't too sure what it was, then I finally looked it up on the internet. It looks so good! Thanks for giving me some! *hugs Chara plushie*

Timothy: Wait! You have a plushie of one of your reviewers??

RS: Huh? Of course! I have plushies of all my reviewers!!! *opens a cupboard with plushies of reviewers in it* I love my reviewers!!!

Heero *walks in and sees plushies*: Whoa...

RS *takes them out and hugs all of them*: I love my reviewers and flamers, alike. They make me feel like I'm actually writing for someone who reads my work!!!

Timothy: Oh.

RS: Since the next chapter is the last chapter, I will identify all of my reviewers (yes, even if you flamed, I'm going to put you in ^_^). If you would like to have a statement by your name (as long as it isn't crude), then I'll put it in! You can put "I love Heero," or whatever. I know nut job would probably put something about Cloud in hers ^_^ By the statement you want put it, just type STATEMENT, and I'll know what to do.

Wufei: That was a lot.

Trowa: Which means we won't be in the next authors notes!

Duo: Finally, a break!

RS: It'll probably be short lived. I'm thinking of a sequel-

Duo: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

RS: It'll be okay, Duo. Oh, and I changed the name of the story. My friend suggested that I change it to "Gundam Hearts." So, I took his advice ^_^ Sorry if that confused any of you.

Remember to review/flame and put your statement in, if you want to have a statement on the last chapter. Please, no bad words or crude humor. This is a "G" rated story, after all! I'll update probably in a few weeks, to make sure everyone who hadn't reviewed has a chance to review and etc. Sure, I'll accept the claiming a character thing and all the other stuff fangirls and boys like to do (just don't get into a fight over characters ^_^)