(The Bit Cloud Remix)
Written by the insane mind of RavenZERO
He he! ^_^
That's right! I've written another zoid's fic (P.S: I've written a lot more in my other one…) This is sung to the tune of Eminem's "Without Me." Anywho, here ya go! (P.S The "Head ZBC Dude's" name is Dick Cheney in this fic!)
(Bit steps out of the Liger Zero, and stands in front of the zoid, holding a microphone. Brad and Jamie both step out of their zoids, and Jamie stands behind a big pair of turntables.)
1….2…Aw, what's the point?
(Actual song begins to play, then the record skips, and plays this song…)
(Beat begins to play…)
Bit: Two banged-up zoids go 'round the outside…'round the outside…'round the outside!
(Chick-chick—wha! Chigga-ga chick chick chick—wha!)
Bit: Two banged-up zoids go 'round the outside…'round the outside… 'round the outside!
(Chick-chick—wha! Chigga-ga chick chick chick—wha!)
Brad and Jamie: (Complete with echoes) Guess who's back…back again…
Da Cloud's back…tell a friend!
(Gradually getting deeper) Guess who's back, Guess who's back, Guess who's back, Guess who's back, Guess who's back, Guess who's back, Guess who's back…. Bah Da Da!
Bah Bah Bah Bah Bah Bah…. Bah Da Da! Bah Bah Bah Bah Bah Bah….!
(Liger Zero: Roar!)
Bit: I've created a monster,
'cause nobody wants ta see Bit no more,
they want da Cloud, 'cause I chopped off Deniro,
well if ya want da Cloud,
dis' what I'll give ya,
a little bit a me mixed 'wit the Liger Zero!
(LZ: ROAR!)
Bit: Some battles'll jump-start Liger's heart quicker,
Then the shocks when he gets shocked at the auto shop,
By the Doctor when he's not co-operating,
When he's rockin' da table while he's operating!
(Doc: Hey!)
Bit: You waited 'dis long,
So stop debating,
'Cause I'm back in the cockpit,
While Leena's ovulating!
(Leena: I'll kill you!)
I know that you got a job Miss Cheney
But you're husband's weak heart, is complicating!
(Head ZBC Dude: BASTARD!)
Sooooo…
The ZBC won't let me be,
Or destroy lots 'o shit,
So let me see,
They tried to shut me down even on MTV,
But it'd feel so empty…
Without me, so…
C'mon an' fight!
I been shown the light!
(Brad: Fuck that!)
Ears'll rattle,
An' me n' Liger'll win 'dis battle,
So, get ready…
'Cause dis shit's about ta get heavy,
I just got all my heavy arsenals,
(Jamie: Fuck you, Harry!)
Now this looks like a job for me,
And everyone on the Blitz Team,
'Cause we need a lil'…prize money!
Plus, it'd feel so empty…without me!
I said this looks like a job for me,
An' everyone who battle'd me,
Had a lil' taste of controversy!
'Cause it'd feel so empty…without me!
Bit: A funny lil' blight,
A kid shown the light,
Embarrassed, his parents still talked,
About Flyheight!
I was feelin' like a prisoner, helpless,
'Til Raven came along on a mission,
And yelled, "BITCH!"
A visionary, a vision that scared me!
He started a revolution, pollutin' my airwaves,
He's a rebel,
So let me revel in the an' bask,
In the fact,
That every warrior's kissin' my ass!
And it's a disaster,
Such a catastrophe,
For Leena to see so damn much of my ass,
She asked for me?
Well, I'm back!
(Jamie: Duh nuh nanananana!)
Fix yer tuna and stick back up ya butta!
An' to the Backdraft I'm in their skin,
Like a splinter,
The center of attention,
Back for da winter!
I'm interesting! The best thing since wrestling!
Infesting, in Harry's zoids an' nesting!
(Brad: Testing, Attention Please!)
I feel da tension,
Soon as someone mentions me,
Here's my ten cents,
My two cents is free,
A new sense,
Who sent?
You sent for me?
Now this looks like a job for me,
And everyone on the Blitz Team,
'Cause we need a lil'…prize money!
Plus, it'd feel so empty…without me!
I said this looks like a job for me,
An' everyone who battle'd me,
Had a lil' taste of controversy!
'Cause it'd feel so empty…without me!
Tisk or task that,
I'll go tit for tat wit',
Any zoid team talkin' this shit that shit!
Jack Sisaskwik,
You could get ya ass kicked,
Worse then them little robotic Champ Team bastards!
And Naomi?
I saw, you got stoned with Moby!
You twenty-six year old sexy ass bitch, blow me!
You don' know me,
Leon's too old, let go,
It's over, 'cause only Leon listens to Techno!
Now let's go,
Jus' gimme da signal,
I'll be there wit',
A whole list fulla new insults!
I been don', suspenseful wit' a pencil!
Ever since Jamie's Raynos became a symbol!
But sometimes it just seems,
Everybody wants to discuss me,
So this must mean Liger's disgusting,
But it's just me; I'm just obscene!
(Brad: Duh!)
But I ain't the first King of Controversy,
I am the worst thing since the Raven Derby!
To use my zoid so selfishly,
An' use it to get myself wealthy!
Hey! There's a concept that works!
Twenty million other zoid battlers emerge!
But no matter how may fish is in the sea,
It'd be so empty without me!
Now this looks like a job for me,
And everyone on the Blitz Team,
'Cause we need a lil'…prize money!
Plus, it'd feel so empty…without me!
I said this looks like a job for me,
An' everyone who battle'd me,
Had a lil' taste of controversy!
'Cause it'd feel so empty…without me!
Duh, na na na na na na! Na na na na na! Na na na na na! Na na na nuh!
Duh, na na na na na na! Na na na na na! Na na na na na! Na na na nuh!
*After dodging all the gunfire being shot at him* Okay, that was strange…I will never do that again…BIT SUCKS! *Bit is then killed* MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!