When You're Feeding Papa
(A/N: I was really excited about making this, but you might think that some of the stuff that happens in this song are weird and inhumane, but, remember, this is a "movie," so anything goes.)
This scene also takes place at school but during lunch. Lance and his friends walk into the cafeteria, and shout to get everyone's attention. "When You're Good to Mama" plays as they walk in.
Lance: And now, ladies and gentlemen
The Giant of Bayville
The King of All Who Eat
The Master of the Art of Food
Patron Papa Freddie!
(People in the cafeteria cringe as Freddie, who is twice the size he normally is, walks through a wall and into the cafeteria)
Freddie: Ask any of the Brothers in my gig
They'll tell you I'm the biggest father…pig
I'll squash you all
So all of you fear me
Because the system works
The system called
I eat you for free
Got a little motto
Always sees me through
When you're feeding Papa
Papa's eating you
(Grabs the nearest kid and swallows him)
When I'm getting hungry
With nothing to munch
You come close to Papa
And he'll have you for lunch
(Sits on a table and crushes it)
They say that I should diet now
So I won't be so large
(Stands back up and put his hands to his hips)
But I don't care, I'll eat you cows
'Til I'm big as a barge
Don't you know that this hand
Eats with that one too
When you're feeding Papa
Papa's eating you
(Dances to the food line)
Look at all this gravy
Drink it just like soup
Get in line for Papa
I'll dip you in it too
(Brotherhood start leading the students to Freddie)
When they pass the students
My mouth waters too
Come on up to Papa
He will swallow you
(About to eat someone, but pauses, causing the person to faint from the fear)
Some people want to stop me
From eating everyone
"To hell with you," I say to them
Cause this is too much fun
(Eats the kid he was holding)
Let's all eat together
One big barbeque
When you eat with Papa
Papa's cookin' you
So what's the one conclusion
I can bring this number to
When you're feeding Papa
Papa's…eating…you!
(Stands up, and the screen turns black as he lunges towards his meal)
I know. It's quite gross. You guys are probably thinking, "First, he bashes on Scott and Jean, now he makes Freddie eat people! This guy's a monster!" Yes, I admit. I'm a monster. Still, I hope you thought that it was at least a bit funny because that's what it's supposed to be. Lend me your thoughts, no matter what they may be.