A/n: This is only a little bit late. Really. Why do I get the feeling you people don't think it's only a little late?

Warnings: It is slashy… well, will be slashy.

Disclaimer: see this white jacket that makes me hug myself? That means I'm not all that sane. Only a sane person would own Harry Potter because only a sane person would think to make tons of money off of it.

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Oliver grinned to himself as he tried to think of something he had never done. So many things he had done, so many things he wouldn't want anyone besides Percy to know.

"Ah, I know. I never was caught snogging in the girls bathroom by Professor Snape."

Oliver watched as Harry, Ginny, and the twins quickly drank from their respective drinks. "Well, explain," he said somewhat impatiently.

Harry sighed and decided to go first, blushing all the while. "I was in Moaning Myrtle's bathroom, with Seamus, when something disturbed her. She flew out crying and Snape decided to investigate. I was only half-dressed, and it was so embarrassing."

Snape sniffed when he heard that. "Embarrassing for you? I do not appreciate walking in on my students, in a public area, in an indecent embrace with another."

Oliver stepped in before things could get out of hand. "Ginny, what happened with you?"

Ginny blushed before answering. "I wanted a private place to practice kissing, and Seamus, who Harry volunteered to teach me because he knew that Seamus wouldn't do anything bad, said he knew the perfect place. It was Moaning Myrtle's bathroom."

Snape glared at Ginny. "I don't know what it is with all you Gryffindor's, but I always seem to catch you snogging in her bathroom."

The twins suddenly chimed in. "Not all us Gryffindor's. We were in the bathroom by the Great Hall when you caught us."

One of the twins continued. "Though it was a bit embarrassing considering we were trying to teach Lee Jordan how to snog properly."

Remus smirked when he noticed that it was now his turn. "Let me think, let me think. Say Padfoot, what do you think I should say?" Remus watched as the twins' eyes lit up upon the word Padfoot.

Sirius looked at Remus with ill-concealed apprehension. "I'm not sure Moony, just don't make Harry blush."

Harry looked indignant as he started to speak before Remus interrupted. "I never showered wearing a snorkel mask, flippers, and an inner tube shaped like a duck before."

Harry started laughing as he heard this, laughing even harder as he saw Sirius and Bill both drink from their respective butterbeers.

"Do we even want to know?" he asked, still laughing.

Sirius mumbled something to himself, causing Remus to lean over.

"I don't think they heard you Paddy."

"It was James fault. I was eight, and I had been invited along with James to his cousins' house. They were half-muggle. I had never even seen a shower before. James told me that the shower would get angry if I didn't wear it, he said it'd be worse then a wizarding mirror."

Snape smirked, "How gullible of you mutt. You actually believed him?"

Sirius growled. "I was only eight. It wasn't as if I knew any better."

Remus looked over at Bill. "What about you?"

Bill just smiled. "Dad brought the stuff home from work, and said that muggles wore them when they were in the water. So I decided to wear them in the water, and since I was outside, at a friend's house at the time, I used the outdoor shower at his house.

Sirius was practically bouncing in his seat. "It's my turn now. I wonder what I should pick, considering all the things I've seen and done, there aren't many that I haven't done."

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Reviewers:

QueenStrata: It's short because… I'm lazy? Bon Jovi is good. *Nods* I'll be embarrassing Draco next chapter.

Rowenna: Yes, it will be H/D. Just not quite there yet.

C-Chan2 a.k.a. Neptunesdemon: I like cliffhangers. You should see some of the other things I've written. I've left Harry about to be killed, etc…

ambookworm247: I am continuing this, I'm just a bit slow about typing things up.