This Story and/or continuing series will most likely scare you and cause
your brain to shrivel up and melt out your ears, unless you're wearing the
recommended protective head gear made out of solid.Urainium, Weapons Grade
actually. So unless you have NO brain, either way your brain's going to
melt out of your ears reading this story.
Disclaimer: Hi and welcome my Fic! I am the Writer and Owner of this Fic and the possibilities of a continuing series, I do not own any of the characters in this Fic, except Honko_Mcbob also I don't claim any of the characters in this Fic as my own, except again: Honko_Mcbob.
Today's Adventure:
The attack of bad Grammar!
We find our Group of people (Mainly digimon characters) walking along a path in the middle of a wide stretch of prairie, walking for many days they have been left thirsty, hungry and on the verge of cannibalism.
"When are we going to get to the next rest stop?" questioned Tai
"I don't Know, I don't live here!" Snapped Alfreado
"Jeeessse.you don't have to bite off my head" muttered Tai "Its just that I have a headache from the fiasco with Jennifer Lopez"
"I think we all do" said Biyomon, rubbing her head "Alfredo why are you being so Bitchy lately, that's all you've doing lately what's the problem???"
"It's just that, Ehomba and Sima helped me out, when I was stuck on a treadmill.and then in the end they just go and fall off a page!" cried Alfreado "What makes me so great when I don't have sidekicks to boss around.."
"Don't worry, I'm sure will find them, with proper precautions, of course" said Izzy
"I'm tired of Precautions," moaned Sora, "Lets just go."
"Yes.Lets" said Agumon mysteriously *rubs his chin*
"Why not" said Alfreado
And with that they ran off the path and into the plains
Days Later.....
"I'm soooooo Hungry" Moaned Alfreado "that Biyomon looks awfully tasty right now."
"Alfreado..your looking at me funny..STOP IT" Cried Biyomon
*Smack* Hits Alfreado Across the face
"But I've heard that Baked Biyomon tastes so good!" moaned Alfreado
"Well they're LIES! Everyone knows that fried cheese is much better," remarked Sora "And Tai, stop throwing your digivices at me!"
*Fhump* Arrow hits Tai in the back of the head
"Ahhhh!!! My beautiful face!!!" cried Tai "what will I do without it????"
And with that Tai flopped to the ground writhing in the fact that is face had been split open by the arrow
"Mmmmmmm..that corpse looks awfully tasty" muttered Alfreado
"But without Tai, who will be our leader?!?!" exclaimed Sora
"I will" Said Alfreado Boldly
"But you've not a single leadership quality in you" said Agumon
"I got us this far didn't I?" Said Alfreado Slyly
""Actually we've been following these signs" said Izzy Matter-of-factly
"Wha!?!?!?!?!? Where'd there come from" Cried Alfreado
"Authoritive Power" Boomed a voice from above
"Oh not you again" moaned Alfreado
"Yes ME" Boomed the voice
"O.K Can you help us then?" Inquired Alfreado
"Ummm.No Not really, I've got writers cramp" said the voice embarrassingly
"WRITERS CRAMP?!?!?!" cried Alfreado "How can you have writers cramp??, this story has no plot line, you've just had us wandering the plains for the last two pages?!?!"
"Ummm.I didn't think you'd mention that.Ummm Gotta go.Bye Now." and with that the golden light and the booming voice left
"Ohhh.. Why'd he have to leave, I was just getting used to his company.I'm so desperately lonely" Whined Alfreado
"I'm sure something will happen, where not just going to let Tai rot out here" said Sora " I never told him but I'm so desperately in love with him"
"Haha..Your in love with a dead Guy.." Chanted Alfreado
"Well.you have NO friends" cried Sora
"That Hurt" Moaned Alfredo
"Shows You" Said Sora
"Just for that, I'm eating Biyomon" said Alfreado
"No, not my only companion" cried Sora
But it was too late Alfreado summoned up powers he temporarily stole from the author while he was in the bathroom.he called down lightning and an plague of Black Mushrooms and Biyomon was killed instantly, reduced to a pile of rotten, black apples that wouldn't even be fit for a pie for hobo's
"NO..BIYOMON!!!" cried Sora
"Mwahahahaha" Laughed Alfreado "I can Be SO maniacal when I want to!" "Why..Why did it have to be Biyomon and not me" sobbed Sora
"Get over yourself" muttered Alfreado
"Wait a sec" said Alfreado
"What?" Inquired Izzy
Back on the first Page.." mumbled Alfredo as if in his own little dream world "Tai got his in the back of the head and yet he still cried about his face"
"This can only mean one thing..." said Izzy
"What?" Demanded Sora
FLASHBACK!!!
*Fhump* Arrow hits Tai in the back of the head
"Ahhhh!!! My beautiful face!!!" cried Tai "what will I do without it????"
And with that Tai flopped to the ground writhing in the fact that is face had been split open by the arrow
"Lets go look at the corpse" said Alfreado
As they all gathered around the corpse, and noticed something shiny on the back of his head
*gasp*
"Tai.. Was a robot all along." Muttered Sora
"Ha ha ha.." Chucked Agumon Evilly " You FOOLS, that was his plan all along. he was going to get you lost in a desert, and then kill you and become ruler of the world!!!"
"Ummm.Killing us would accomplish much...were not that important" Said Alfreado"
"You have to think of the big picture.if he killed Alfreado he would get the Authoritive powers that he has and could rule the Fic!" Boomed Agumon
"But.I got the powers after he died." said Alfreado
"...That's beside the point" said Agumon " Now I must finish the job
The digivice on Tai's corpse started flashing and Agumon Digivolves into Greymon
"MWAHAHAHAHA" Greymon Boomed and stomped the ground hard.sqiuishing Sora "Your next" He boomed as he turned to Alfreado
Then all of a sudden the Digivice started beeping and a message scrolled across the screen displaying "LOW BATTERY"
"NOOOOOOO, THIS CAN'T HAPPEN!!!" cried Greymon
And with that he shrunk into a blob as started rolling away, coincidentally, there was a motorcycle right by the blob, so he got on it and started riding away, cackling evilly
"Alfreado he's getting away" Commented Izzy
"Like hell he is" Said Alfredo coolly and he reached into his pocket and pulled out a magnum, aimed pointed, said "BURN IN HELL, THIS IS FOR THE MAN IN THE WHITE SHIRT!" and fired, several times. Normally the blob would have been immune, but one bullet hit him right is his spleen, he's weak point, he fell off, and the motorcycle went speeding off until it hit a small pebble on the side of the path and blew up!
"Well that was strange.." Muttered Tentomon
"Well we better get going!" said Alfreado
"Wait a second, what if we take apart Tai and make a radio!" Cried Izzy
"Why Not?" said Alfreado
Hours later...
"Well we worked for 16 hours but we finally did it, we built a radio" said Izzy
"Lets try it" said Alfreado
They turned it on and delivered a massive electrical shock to a nearby cactus
"HOLY SHIT!" Screamed Alfreado "Last time I ever let you build anything"
"I had it so perfect though..." Izzy muttered
Then there was a loud rumbling sound and props started appearing, then followed by strange music
"The Hell??!?!?!?" Jumped Alfreado
Then out of nowhere Jeff Probst Appears!
"Are you ready to play survivor?" he Inquired
"Ummmm, no" said Alfreado
"Too bad" said Jeff "Now for the first immunity challenge, who ever can hump a wild boar the longest doesn't get killed"
"Wha!?!?!" Cried Izzy "THAT'S INSANE!!!!"
"Oh your gonna do it" Jeff said Threateningly
"And whets going to make me!" taunted Izzy
"THIS" Cried Jeff *Pulls out a large Needle* "This Needle contains WATER!"
*Gasp*
"Yes, you all know that as computer simulated Images, or Pictures on Paper, either way water will get you killed!" Cackles Jeff "Now on to the challenge"
"Brings out several wild boars all Large, Snorting and Horny
*Challenge Starts*
"So far" says Jeff "All contestants have Humped for about 3 Minutes, How long can that last?" *Look's at watch* "I know the boars can, they've been injected with VIAGRA!"
"Ewwww.Even I wouldn't think of that" groans a loud Booming voice
Minutes Later...
"whootsie, yuppity whooha"
"They've been going at it for an amazing 10 minutes...WHO WILL GIVE UP?"
"Pst! Tentomon!" whispered Alfreado "Quick, Zap Jeff and we'll make it out of here"
"Umm, ok."
"Well its been 12 minutes, but it looks like.AH, *ZAP* ARG!, its too painful! Niiimm!!!..." Cried Jeff
"Run Away!" Cried Alfreado
"What, you're just going to leave me here!" cried Izzy
"Well, that's the way it seems," cried back Alfreado
"You're not going anywhere" Said Jeff Evilly
"What are you doing with that needle..WHAT!?!? NO..NOT THERE..... NOOOOOOOOO...*Splat*" Cried Izzy
HE GOT INGECTED WITH WATER! Causing him to swell and explode!
"Well, looks like that's the end of him.." Said Alfreado
"I'll get you next time Alfreado!...." Jeff Cried in the distance
Just then Alfreado heard some strange sounds, from high up above..., "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" *Fhwump* Two figures emerged from the dust, none other than EHOMBA and SIMA!
EHOMBA! SIMA! WHERE'D YOU COME FROM!?!?!?!" Cried Alfreado Ecstatically
"Actually, it's a long story" said Ehomba
"We've got ALL day," said Alfreado
"Well, when we fell of the page, we discovered that it was a new form of traveling, we visited many new fics and stories, then we jumped off a page and POOF we landed here" Explained Ehomba
"Yes, we visited many places,." said Sima Pervertedly
"SHUT UP YOU!" yelled Ehomba
"Weel, if didn't I not say it be that what have me say?" said Sima
"Happen to our voices, what now!" inquired Alfreado
"Me not know, my grammar ain't being very good not?" said Ehomba \
"Punctuation, be bad too?" said Sima
"MWAHAHAHAHA" came of voice from the ground, then out of nowhere a large sheet of paper, followed by a question mark appeared
"You are what now!" said Alfredo
WE are bad grammar and punctuation, we control your words and warp them as we please!"
"My OH?!" said Alfreado
"Get away with wont you get!!!" Yelled Sima
Me ain't gonna never let you become more better that ME" yelled Ehomba
"Too Late" said Bad Grammar and continued warping there words, soon it was hard to tell what they where saying, what with bad punctuation thrown in
"Me not going. To be! Slave to Nevering? Blob, Thingy?" Alfreado Mumbled
"No chance there is us for!" said Sima
But just then a Band of wandering hillbillies came to the rescue
"You folks needen some of ours halp?"
The Bad Grammar Flinched
"Needing Help: needen, be Are?" Said Alfreado
"Alright's then, lets go corn the chicken and skin the mongoose!" said the Hillbilly
The Bad Grammar started shaking
"Get's away you bad grammar thingy, before I take out my big boomy stick gun!" the Lead Hillbilly said
The Bad Grammar was on its knees now, "Please, stop ill do anything, my powers have no effect on you"
"I wons't be stopping till you an' your folks are stoppin' the bickern' and gone back to the ways you came in from!" Sprayed out the Hillbilly
"ACK!!, TOO MUCH BAD GRAMMAR, TOO MUCH CAN'T TAKE IT WHAAAAA!!!!" the bad grammar wailed, it got smaller and smaller until I was no bigger that a toothpick, Ehomba picked it up and stiffed it in his pocket
"Never know when we'll be needing this" said Ehomba
"You folks needen' a ride outta this here parts?" inquired the Hillbilly
"Actually yes.." Said Alfreado
"The Hop aboard" said the Hillbilly
And with that they were on there way out of the prairies and on to the next chapter..
TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER!
*No Actual People were harmed in the making of this Fic, with the exception of the writer's neck, as the computer screen is REALLY high up on the desk!
Disclaimer: Hi and welcome my Fic! I am the Writer and Owner of this Fic and the possibilities of a continuing series, I do not own any of the characters in this Fic, except Honko_Mcbob also I don't claim any of the characters in this Fic as my own, except again: Honko_Mcbob.
Today's Adventure:
The attack of bad Grammar!
We find our Group of people (Mainly digimon characters) walking along a path in the middle of a wide stretch of prairie, walking for many days they have been left thirsty, hungry and on the verge of cannibalism.
"When are we going to get to the next rest stop?" questioned Tai
"I don't Know, I don't live here!" Snapped Alfreado
"Jeeessse.you don't have to bite off my head" muttered Tai "Its just that I have a headache from the fiasco with Jennifer Lopez"
"I think we all do" said Biyomon, rubbing her head "Alfredo why are you being so Bitchy lately, that's all you've doing lately what's the problem???"
"It's just that, Ehomba and Sima helped me out, when I was stuck on a treadmill.and then in the end they just go and fall off a page!" cried Alfreado "What makes me so great when I don't have sidekicks to boss around.."
"Don't worry, I'm sure will find them, with proper precautions, of course" said Izzy
"I'm tired of Precautions," moaned Sora, "Lets just go."
"Yes.Lets" said Agumon mysteriously *rubs his chin*
"Why not" said Alfreado
And with that they ran off the path and into the plains
Days Later.....
"I'm soooooo Hungry" Moaned Alfreado "that Biyomon looks awfully tasty right now."
"Alfreado..your looking at me funny..STOP IT" Cried Biyomon
*Smack* Hits Alfreado Across the face
"But I've heard that Baked Biyomon tastes so good!" moaned Alfreado
"Well they're LIES! Everyone knows that fried cheese is much better," remarked Sora "And Tai, stop throwing your digivices at me!"
*Fhump* Arrow hits Tai in the back of the head
"Ahhhh!!! My beautiful face!!!" cried Tai "what will I do without it????"
And with that Tai flopped to the ground writhing in the fact that is face had been split open by the arrow
"Mmmmmmm..that corpse looks awfully tasty" muttered Alfreado
"But without Tai, who will be our leader?!?!" exclaimed Sora
"I will" Said Alfreado Boldly
"But you've not a single leadership quality in you" said Agumon
"I got us this far didn't I?" Said Alfreado Slyly
""Actually we've been following these signs" said Izzy Matter-of-factly
"Wha!?!?!?!?!? Where'd there come from" Cried Alfreado
"Authoritive Power" Boomed a voice from above
"Oh not you again" moaned Alfreado
"Yes ME" Boomed the voice
"O.K Can you help us then?" Inquired Alfreado
"Ummm.No Not really, I've got writers cramp" said the voice embarrassingly
"WRITERS CRAMP?!?!?!" cried Alfreado "How can you have writers cramp??, this story has no plot line, you've just had us wandering the plains for the last two pages?!?!"
"Ummm.I didn't think you'd mention that.Ummm Gotta go.Bye Now." and with that the golden light and the booming voice left
"Ohhh.. Why'd he have to leave, I was just getting used to his company.I'm so desperately lonely" Whined Alfreado
"I'm sure something will happen, where not just going to let Tai rot out here" said Sora " I never told him but I'm so desperately in love with him"
"Haha..Your in love with a dead Guy.." Chanted Alfreado
"Well.you have NO friends" cried Sora
"That Hurt" Moaned Alfredo
"Shows You" Said Sora
"Just for that, I'm eating Biyomon" said Alfreado
"No, not my only companion" cried Sora
But it was too late Alfreado summoned up powers he temporarily stole from the author while he was in the bathroom.he called down lightning and an plague of Black Mushrooms and Biyomon was killed instantly, reduced to a pile of rotten, black apples that wouldn't even be fit for a pie for hobo's
"NO..BIYOMON!!!" cried Sora
"Mwahahahaha" Laughed Alfreado "I can Be SO maniacal when I want to!" "Why..Why did it have to be Biyomon and not me" sobbed Sora
"Get over yourself" muttered Alfreado
"Wait a sec" said Alfreado
"What?" Inquired Izzy
Back on the first Page.." mumbled Alfredo as if in his own little dream world "Tai got his in the back of the head and yet he still cried about his face"
"This can only mean one thing..." said Izzy
"What?" Demanded Sora
FLASHBACK!!!
*Fhump* Arrow hits Tai in the back of the head
"Ahhhh!!! My beautiful face!!!" cried Tai "what will I do without it????"
And with that Tai flopped to the ground writhing in the fact that is face had been split open by the arrow
"Lets go look at the corpse" said Alfreado
As they all gathered around the corpse, and noticed something shiny on the back of his head
*gasp*
"Tai.. Was a robot all along." Muttered Sora
"Ha ha ha.." Chucked Agumon Evilly " You FOOLS, that was his plan all along. he was going to get you lost in a desert, and then kill you and become ruler of the world!!!"
"Ummm.Killing us would accomplish much...were not that important" Said Alfreado"
"You have to think of the big picture.if he killed Alfreado he would get the Authoritive powers that he has and could rule the Fic!" Boomed Agumon
"But.I got the powers after he died." said Alfreado
"...That's beside the point" said Agumon " Now I must finish the job
The digivice on Tai's corpse started flashing and Agumon Digivolves into Greymon
"MWAHAHAHAHA" Greymon Boomed and stomped the ground hard.sqiuishing Sora "Your next" He boomed as he turned to Alfreado
Then all of a sudden the Digivice started beeping and a message scrolled across the screen displaying "LOW BATTERY"
"NOOOOOOO, THIS CAN'T HAPPEN!!!" cried Greymon
And with that he shrunk into a blob as started rolling away, coincidentally, there was a motorcycle right by the blob, so he got on it and started riding away, cackling evilly
"Alfreado he's getting away" Commented Izzy
"Like hell he is" Said Alfredo coolly and he reached into his pocket and pulled out a magnum, aimed pointed, said "BURN IN HELL, THIS IS FOR THE MAN IN THE WHITE SHIRT!" and fired, several times. Normally the blob would have been immune, but one bullet hit him right is his spleen, he's weak point, he fell off, and the motorcycle went speeding off until it hit a small pebble on the side of the path and blew up!
"Well that was strange.." Muttered Tentomon
"Well we better get going!" said Alfreado
"Wait a second, what if we take apart Tai and make a radio!" Cried Izzy
"Why Not?" said Alfreado
Hours later...
"Well we worked for 16 hours but we finally did it, we built a radio" said Izzy
"Lets try it" said Alfreado
They turned it on and delivered a massive electrical shock to a nearby cactus
"HOLY SHIT!" Screamed Alfreado "Last time I ever let you build anything"
"I had it so perfect though..." Izzy muttered
Then there was a loud rumbling sound and props started appearing, then followed by strange music
"The Hell??!?!?!?" Jumped Alfreado
Then out of nowhere Jeff Probst Appears!
"Are you ready to play survivor?" he Inquired
"Ummmm, no" said Alfreado
"Too bad" said Jeff "Now for the first immunity challenge, who ever can hump a wild boar the longest doesn't get killed"
"Wha!?!?!" Cried Izzy "THAT'S INSANE!!!!"
"Oh your gonna do it" Jeff said Threateningly
"And whets going to make me!" taunted Izzy
"THIS" Cried Jeff *Pulls out a large Needle* "This Needle contains WATER!"
*Gasp*
"Yes, you all know that as computer simulated Images, or Pictures on Paper, either way water will get you killed!" Cackles Jeff "Now on to the challenge"
"Brings out several wild boars all Large, Snorting and Horny
*Challenge Starts*
"So far" says Jeff "All contestants have Humped for about 3 Minutes, How long can that last?" *Look's at watch* "I know the boars can, they've been injected with VIAGRA!"
"Ewwww.Even I wouldn't think of that" groans a loud Booming voice
Minutes Later...
"whootsie, yuppity whooha"
"They've been going at it for an amazing 10 minutes...WHO WILL GIVE UP?"
"Pst! Tentomon!" whispered Alfreado "Quick, Zap Jeff and we'll make it out of here"
"Umm, ok."
"Well its been 12 minutes, but it looks like.AH, *ZAP* ARG!, its too painful! Niiimm!!!..." Cried Jeff
"Run Away!" Cried Alfreado
"What, you're just going to leave me here!" cried Izzy
"Well, that's the way it seems," cried back Alfreado
"You're not going anywhere" Said Jeff Evilly
"What are you doing with that needle..WHAT!?!? NO..NOT THERE..... NOOOOOOOOO...*Splat*" Cried Izzy
HE GOT INGECTED WITH WATER! Causing him to swell and explode!
"Well, looks like that's the end of him.." Said Alfreado
"I'll get you next time Alfreado!...." Jeff Cried in the distance
Just then Alfreado heard some strange sounds, from high up above..., "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" *Fhwump* Two figures emerged from the dust, none other than EHOMBA and SIMA!
EHOMBA! SIMA! WHERE'D YOU COME FROM!?!?!?!" Cried Alfreado Ecstatically
"Actually, it's a long story" said Ehomba
"We've got ALL day," said Alfreado
"Well, when we fell of the page, we discovered that it was a new form of traveling, we visited many new fics and stories, then we jumped off a page and POOF we landed here" Explained Ehomba
"Yes, we visited many places,." said Sima Pervertedly
"SHUT UP YOU!" yelled Ehomba
"Weel, if didn't I not say it be that what have me say?" said Sima
"Happen to our voices, what now!" inquired Alfreado
"Me not know, my grammar ain't being very good not?" said Ehomba \
"Punctuation, be bad too?" said Sima
"MWAHAHAHAHA" came of voice from the ground, then out of nowhere a large sheet of paper, followed by a question mark appeared
"You are what now!" said Alfredo
WE are bad grammar and punctuation, we control your words and warp them as we please!"
"My OH?!" said Alfreado
"Get away with wont you get!!!" Yelled Sima
Me ain't gonna never let you become more better that ME" yelled Ehomba
"Too Late" said Bad Grammar and continued warping there words, soon it was hard to tell what they where saying, what with bad punctuation thrown in
"Me not going. To be! Slave to Nevering? Blob, Thingy?" Alfreado Mumbled
"No chance there is us for!" said Sima
But just then a Band of wandering hillbillies came to the rescue
"You folks needen some of ours halp?"
The Bad Grammar Flinched
"Needing Help: needen, be Are?" Said Alfreado
"Alright's then, lets go corn the chicken and skin the mongoose!" said the Hillbilly
The Bad Grammar started shaking
"Get's away you bad grammar thingy, before I take out my big boomy stick gun!" the Lead Hillbilly said
The Bad Grammar was on its knees now, "Please, stop ill do anything, my powers have no effect on you"
"I wons't be stopping till you an' your folks are stoppin' the bickern' and gone back to the ways you came in from!" Sprayed out the Hillbilly
"ACK!!, TOO MUCH BAD GRAMMAR, TOO MUCH CAN'T TAKE IT WHAAAAA!!!!" the bad grammar wailed, it got smaller and smaller until I was no bigger that a toothpick, Ehomba picked it up and stiffed it in his pocket
"Never know when we'll be needing this" said Ehomba
"You folks needen' a ride outta this here parts?" inquired the Hillbilly
"Actually yes.." Said Alfreado
"The Hop aboard" said the Hillbilly
And with that they were on there way out of the prairies and on to the next chapter..
TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER!
*No Actual People were harmed in the making of this Fic, with the exception of the writer's neck, as the computer screen is REALLY high up on the desk!