This Story and/or continuing series will most likely scare you and cause
your brain to shrivel up and melt out your ears, unless you're wearing the
recommended protective head gear made out of solid.Urainium, Weapons Grade
actually. So unless you have NO brain, either way your brain's going to
melt out of your ears reading this story.
Disclaimer: Hi and welcome my Fic! I am the Writer and Owner of this Fic and the possibilities of a continuing series, I do not own any of the characters in this Fic, except Honko_Mcbob also I don't claim any of the characters in this Fic as my own, except again: Honko_Mcbob
Hello, This is a Disclaimer for this chapter only, this is a chapter that is a satirical Canadian view on the War with Iraq, anyone who might take offence can leave now, I do not mean to hurt your feelings but here it goes anyway
Americans Read at your own risk
Don't say I didn't warn you.....
This is your last chance.....
Turn back now..........
Ok since you haven't turned back by now you obviously wasn't to read the Fic so here it is
"Here we are in the back of a Hillbillies wagon waiting as time passes us by," muttered Alfreado
"I know it hard but if we can sit tight we can make it, even through this bluegrass music playing" Said Sima "Its soo agitating, I want to rip out my spleen"
"You wouldn't do that," said Ehomba
"No you're right" said Sima
Bluegrass music plays in Background * Well you just be takin your lovin and goin to the trailin and a bouncin an' a boppin and a rockin till the wee hours of the morn'! *
"I can't take it anymore!" said Tentomon 'ARGGGGG"
And with that he hopped out of the back of the wagon
"Wait, he can't do that," said Ehomba who jumped out after him
"Well I'm not staying with the strange one," said Alfreado and he hopped out too
"Well there could be some 'Interesting' sights on the way" said Sima Pervertedly and he hopped out last
As they all landed in roughly the same area they regrouped, and observed their surroundings, they noticed they weren't in the prairies anymore, the landscape was cold and snowy with brown snow, and the signs all had a maple leaf on it. They Ran back for the Hillbilly but it was too late, a Cruse Missile hit the wagon and it exploded into a fiery fireball, the horse just looked at the wagon stunned and then burst into flames.
And the last words out of the Hillbilly echoed across the land
"HE'YUCK!!!!!"
"Well that was strange." Muttered Alfreado
"I agree," said Ehomba
"Where are we" said Sima
"I believe we are in what some call Can-a-da" said Tentomon
"CANADA?!?!" Alfreado freaked out "how can we be there?? I always thought Canada was a state in the United States"
"No I believe it is a COUNTRY north of the U.S," said Ehomba " And I'm proud to say I AM CANADIAN!"
YaY
"Anywho what difference Does it make if were in Canada?" Said Sima
"I dunno, I just never liked the concept of Free Healthcare I guess,." said Alfreado
"You'll Get over it" said Tentomon
Just then there was a rumbling, and as the group looked around they saw a fierce sight hundreds of American Tanks going straight for them! Then they turned the other way to another not so fierce some sound
"Clunk, Wheeze, Put-tut-Pssssshhh, Gasp"
"Look the Canadian Military has come to save us" said Sima
But before the Army got there half of the tanks broke down, the sea kings crashed and the rest were blown up by Cruise Missiles
"AHHHH, Were royally Screwed!!!" screamed Alfreado
"Yes, now Canada has fallen to the Vast American Army," said a familiar voice "It will too join the ranks of 'Terrorists'"
Everyone turned again only to see GEORGE W. BUSH!
"But Mr. Bush why?" said Ehomba
"I dunno, I guess I was Bored, I already have Iraq, Iran, North Korea so now I had to go for our northern neighbors" said W.
"That's no reason, what did Canada ever do to you?" said Sima
"Ummm, they didn't really do anything, but they could...Ummm they could throw maple syrup at us, ya, that's it, I can't have Canada's Maple Syrup flow uncontrolled"
"OOOOOOK" said Alfreado
"But now..AHHHH Canada's secret weapon" said George
And with that all the Genetically Altered maple leave attacked the Americans and fended them away, leaving Canada forever
"YaY we won!" said Alfreado
And with that he Poked Ehomba and started laughing
"How dare you poke me!" said Ehomba
"Why not, I am the Poke GOD, Mwahahahaha" Cackled Alfreado
"NO I AM" Boomed a Voice
And with that the POKE GOD (Tha Kid) appeared
"I have granted myself godly powers stretching form my Fic to yours!!! Mwahahahaha"
And with that she Poked all of the Characters freezing them until the author changed it and then she went to the door that said "do not enter" and entered it and poked the turn off Fic button
-ZAP-
Narrator: Umm what happened?
Honko_Mcbob: Now look what you did you turned off the manual override Fic switch
Tha Kid: I know! I am So Devious Whahahaha! -Poke-
Honko_Mcbob: Ow! Don't do that, those hurt especially the ones in the ribs
Tha Kid: I know that's why I AM THE POKE GOD!
Honko_Mcbob: Well when I get this Fic turned back on your going to be so sorry
Tha Kid: Like you ever will
Narrator: well what are we supposed to do stand here in the blackness of nothingness and wait?
Honko_Mcbob: Yep!
.....
........
Narrator: Found the Switch yet?
Honko_Mcbob: Nope
.......
Honko_Mcbob: Found It!
-Click-
Whoooooop ZING!
Booming voice: Now Tha Kid you shall have no powers and you shall DIE as I Honko_Mcbob am the supreme author!
"Who are you?" questioned Alfreado
"Im Tha Kid" said Tha Kid triumphantly
"I don't think you will be for long" said Tentomon "You got the Creator very angry"
"Now you must step outside," the Booming Voice said
"But Why?" Tha Kid said
"Do it!" boomed the voice
As Tha Kid stepped outside a flock cows with wings fashioned of brass flew over and crushed her with Cow Patties
"Oh no you killed her!" said Alfreado
"No I didn't" boomed the voice
"Ugh" said Tha Kid as she crawled out of her pile "That was Gross"
"Now for the Next" said the Voice
And just then Tha Kid was impaled on A Giant Katana
"And the Next"
And Rock fell on her head
"And the Next"
The Ground opened up and swallowed Tha Kid up
"Now for a stranger one"
"What's that bright light coming closer" Inquired Tha Kid
The Tha Kid was hit by Hailey's Comet
"Now for the Last two"
"Ack! I Believe I'm Digivolving into Kabuterimon" Said Tentomon
And with that He transformed into the giant Flying Insect that was Kabuterimon and stepped on Tha Kid with his Massive foot and crushed her. He then went back to Tentomon
"GAH, MAKE IT STOP!" Pleaded Tha Kid
"No, and now for the last and most brutal" boomed the Voice
A small clear box appeared around Tha Kid that sucked out all the Air to start suffocation, filled with water to drown and sprinkled with Gas to poison
"Gahhhhhhh" screamed Tha Kid
Then the Box disappeared and Tha Kid, one again reincarnated appeared
"Now, I shall smite you for good with the force you claim to control" boomed the voice
And with that a Giant Hand swooped down and poked the Poke God
"NOOOOOOO" yelled Tha Kid And with that Tha Kid (The Poke God) Shattered into a Million Pieces and was no more
And the Group was on the sidelines eating popcorn
Then a Travel kiosk popped up beside the shattered remains and they went over
"Hey, lets go to Raccoon City!" said Alfreado
"Sure, I've heard the Folks down there like tourists so much they could eat them up," said Ehomba
They all laughed and booked a bus to Raccoon City
It will be a fun time, or will it??? You Resident Evil fans no what I'm talking about
_____________________________________________________________ Tune In Next time to see how the Group stands up in the hoards of Raccoon City!
Read and Review!
Cough *I need $4199 for a New Computer*, I MEAN the ME fund (Middle Eastern fund) those kids in the middle east are without my patented Bomb-Spray spray it once and it interferes with a bomb or missiles guidance system and it bounces off them harmlessly and on to lesser objects Like rocks, right beside them.
Spray may not actually work
Disclaimer: Hi and welcome my Fic! I am the Writer and Owner of this Fic and the possibilities of a continuing series, I do not own any of the characters in this Fic, except Honko_Mcbob also I don't claim any of the characters in this Fic as my own, except again: Honko_Mcbob
Hello, This is a Disclaimer for this chapter only, this is a chapter that is a satirical Canadian view on the War with Iraq, anyone who might take offence can leave now, I do not mean to hurt your feelings but here it goes anyway
Americans Read at your own risk
Don't say I didn't warn you.....
This is your last chance.....
Turn back now..........
Ok since you haven't turned back by now you obviously wasn't to read the Fic so here it is
"Here we are in the back of a Hillbillies wagon waiting as time passes us by," muttered Alfreado
"I know it hard but if we can sit tight we can make it, even through this bluegrass music playing" Said Sima "Its soo agitating, I want to rip out my spleen"
"You wouldn't do that," said Ehomba
"No you're right" said Sima
Bluegrass music plays in Background * Well you just be takin your lovin and goin to the trailin and a bouncin an' a boppin and a rockin till the wee hours of the morn'! *
"I can't take it anymore!" said Tentomon 'ARGGGGG"
And with that he hopped out of the back of the wagon
"Wait, he can't do that," said Ehomba who jumped out after him
"Well I'm not staying with the strange one," said Alfreado and he hopped out too
"Well there could be some 'Interesting' sights on the way" said Sima Pervertedly and he hopped out last
As they all landed in roughly the same area they regrouped, and observed their surroundings, they noticed they weren't in the prairies anymore, the landscape was cold and snowy with brown snow, and the signs all had a maple leaf on it. They Ran back for the Hillbilly but it was too late, a Cruse Missile hit the wagon and it exploded into a fiery fireball, the horse just looked at the wagon stunned and then burst into flames.
And the last words out of the Hillbilly echoed across the land
"HE'YUCK!!!!!"
"Well that was strange." Muttered Alfreado
"I agree," said Ehomba
"Where are we" said Sima
"I believe we are in what some call Can-a-da" said Tentomon
"CANADA?!?!" Alfreado freaked out "how can we be there?? I always thought Canada was a state in the United States"
"No I believe it is a COUNTRY north of the U.S," said Ehomba " And I'm proud to say I AM CANADIAN!"
YaY
"Anywho what difference Does it make if were in Canada?" Said Sima
"I dunno, I just never liked the concept of Free Healthcare I guess,." said Alfreado
"You'll Get over it" said Tentomon
Just then there was a rumbling, and as the group looked around they saw a fierce sight hundreds of American Tanks going straight for them! Then they turned the other way to another not so fierce some sound
"Clunk, Wheeze, Put-tut-Pssssshhh, Gasp"
"Look the Canadian Military has come to save us" said Sima
But before the Army got there half of the tanks broke down, the sea kings crashed and the rest were blown up by Cruise Missiles
"AHHHH, Were royally Screwed!!!" screamed Alfreado
"Yes, now Canada has fallen to the Vast American Army," said a familiar voice "It will too join the ranks of 'Terrorists'"
Everyone turned again only to see GEORGE W. BUSH!
"But Mr. Bush why?" said Ehomba
"I dunno, I guess I was Bored, I already have Iraq, Iran, North Korea so now I had to go for our northern neighbors" said W.
"That's no reason, what did Canada ever do to you?" said Sima
"Ummm, they didn't really do anything, but they could...Ummm they could throw maple syrup at us, ya, that's it, I can't have Canada's Maple Syrup flow uncontrolled"
"OOOOOOK" said Alfreado
"But now..AHHHH Canada's secret weapon" said George
And with that all the Genetically Altered maple leave attacked the Americans and fended them away, leaving Canada forever
"YaY we won!" said Alfreado
And with that he Poked Ehomba and started laughing
"How dare you poke me!" said Ehomba
"Why not, I am the Poke GOD, Mwahahahaha" Cackled Alfreado
"NO I AM" Boomed a Voice
And with that the POKE GOD (Tha Kid) appeared
"I have granted myself godly powers stretching form my Fic to yours!!! Mwahahahaha"
And with that she Poked all of the Characters freezing them until the author changed it and then she went to the door that said "do not enter" and entered it and poked the turn off Fic button
-ZAP-
Narrator: Umm what happened?
Honko_Mcbob: Now look what you did you turned off the manual override Fic switch
Tha Kid: I know! I am So Devious Whahahaha! -Poke-
Honko_Mcbob: Ow! Don't do that, those hurt especially the ones in the ribs
Tha Kid: I know that's why I AM THE POKE GOD!
Honko_Mcbob: Well when I get this Fic turned back on your going to be so sorry
Tha Kid: Like you ever will
Narrator: well what are we supposed to do stand here in the blackness of nothingness and wait?
Honko_Mcbob: Yep!
.....
........
Narrator: Found the Switch yet?
Honko_Mcbob: Nope
.......
Honko_Mcbob: Found It!
-Click-
Whoooooop ZING!
Booming voice: Now Tha Kid you shall have no powers and you shall DIE as I Honko_Mcbob am the supreme author!
"Who are you?" questioned Alfreado
"Im Tha Kid" said Tha Kid triumphantly
"I don't think you will be for long" said Tentomon "You got the Creator very angry"
"Now you must step outside," the Booming Voice said
"But Why?" Tha Kid said
"Do it!" boomed the voice
As Tha Kid stepped outside a flock cows with wings fashioned of brass flew over and crushed her with Cow Patties
"Oh no you killed her!" said Alfreado
"No I didn't" boomed the voice
"Ugh" said Tha Kid as she crawled out of her pile "That was Gross"
"Now for the Next" said the Voice
And just then Tha Kid was impaled on A Giant Katana
"And the Next"
And Rock fell on her head
"And the Next"
The Ground opened up and swallowed Tha Kid up
"Now for a stranger one"
"What's that bright light coming closer" Inquired Tha Kid
The Tha Kid was hit by Hailey's Comet
"Now for the Last two"
"Ack! I Believe I'm Digivolving into Kabuterimon" Said Tentomon
And with that He transformed into the giant Flying Insect that was Kabuterimon and stepped on Tha Kid with his Massive foot and crushed her. He then went back to Tentomon
"GAH, MAKE IT STOP!" Pleaded Tha Kid
"No, and now for the last and most brutal" boomed the Voice
A small clear box appeared around Tha Kid that sucked out all the Air to start suffocation, filled with water to drown and sprinkled with Gas to poison
"Gahhhhhhh" screamed Tha Kid
Then the Box disappeared and Tha Kid, one again reincarnated appeared
"Now, I shall smite you for good with the force you claim to control" boomed the voice
And with that a Giant Hand swooped down and poked the Poke God
"NOOOOOOO" yelled Tha Kid And with that Tha Kid (The Poke God) Shattered into a Million Pieces and was no more
And the Group was on the sidelines eating popcorn
Then a Travel kiosk popped up beside the shattered remains and they went over
"Hey, lets go to Raccoon City!" said Alfreado
"Sure, I've heard the Folks down there like tourists so much they could eat them up," said Ehomba
They all laughed and booked a bus to Raccoon City
It will be a fun time, or will it??? You Resident Evil fans no what I'm talking about
_____________________________________________________________ Tune In Next time to see how the Group stands up in the hoards of Raccoon City!
Read and Review!
Cough *I need $4199 for a New Computer*, I MEAN the ME fund (Middle Eastern fund) those kids in the middle east are without my patented Bomb-Spray spray it once and it interferes with a bomb or missiles guidance system and it bounces off them harmlessly and on to lesser objects Like rocks, right beside them.
Spray may not actually work