I'm ALIVE!
My last few Harry Potter fanfics haven't made much sparks, (trashcan!) Needless to say, here's another one.
Whether or not this is going to be continue or not, depends on the readers (you).
I'm a harsh writer, somewhat parasitic. I usually only continue if every chapter has 5 reviews.
Also. I hate love stories, cause they're all so clichéd. Ick! Boy meets girl, girl meets boy. Boy falls in love with girl, girl falls in love with boy. (there's more!) trouble arises, which forbids boy to date girl, visa versa. In the end, everything ends happy, happy, happy and the new couple enter joyously in the world. Hand me a vomit bag, someone!
I know, I'm a MAJOR hypocrite. This is going to be a 'love story'.
Anyway. this is the new story plot. Enjoy :)
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Disclaimer: Harry Potter doesn't belong to me, I'm just a crazy high school fan who feeds on fan fiction.
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Summary: Hermione Granger is your average teen- excepting that she's a witch- but she has a major problem, which she contracted when a magical experiment backfired, and left her with an uncontrollable laughing problem. Of course, the hero comes to save the day. ^_~
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Laugh
Prologue
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Hermione Granger was a 5th year Hogwarts student when she had been inflicted by the 'disastrous experiment'.
It was a usual Potions lesson, (Snape giving detentions to CERTAIN Gryffindors, etc, etc) and the 5th years were learning how to brew the Happiness Potion.
The Laughter Potion was a particular hard potion to boil. The contents had to be chopped up finely, and there was even a certain mood you had to feel when you were stirring the mixture.
"You have to generate a mood of Happiness," Snape said dourly. "Some say it works better if the maker wears a smile on their face."
Neville, who had been sitting next to Hermione, looked anything but happy. He was gazing at the ingredients with an expression of dread on his face.
"Lighten up, Neville!" Hermione whispered, giving him an assuring smile.
Neville smiled weakly back.
"Mr Longbottom," Snape drawled, his cold black eyes glittering with anticipation. "Perhaps this time, you could do it yourself, instead of relying on Miss Granger's help?"
Jumping up, startled, Neville flushed, stuttering, "yes, Professor."
"Remember. You must measure your ingredients precisely. Too much or too little can produce rather unpleasant effects," Snape said, "Also, under NO circumstances should you drink this potion. You are to soak a tiny bit of this potion on this cotton pad and rub it against your forehead. Am I understood?"
The class murmured a yes.
Hermione sorted out her ingredients, measuring and double checking, looking at Neville occasionally to see how he was doing.
"Miss Granger. I do remember I told you that Mr Longbottom can fare on his own," Snape said, watching them like a hawk.
Ducking her head, Hermione grounded up her happy nuts into a fine powder, trying her best to smile, not scowl.
Hermione had one more ingredient left when suddenly, a heart of a deer came flying past, hitting Neville on the head.
Neville jerked back. His arm swiping across the table, swiping all of his ingredients into Hermione's cauldron. Somehow, his wand flew in as well.
The cauldron bubbled up, and a whole fountain sprayed in the air. It showered Hermione completed. She was drenched.
Hermione's mouth opened in shock. A few drops of the potion fell into her mouth.
Snape looked angry. "Miss Granger. Rinse your mouth out immediately. Potter, do not touch her. After Miss Granger has rinse out her mouth, you are to lead her to the hospital."
Hermione obeyed, rinsing out her mouth quickly. The potion tasted nice. Rich and creamy.. Sort of like chocolate. but delicious. It tasted wonderful. She wanted more.
Reluctantly, she rinsed out her mouth and followed Harry to the hospital wing.
Madam Pomfrey made her take shower after shower, as well as using some magical mouthwash that had a nasty, acrid aftertaste to it.
After all that, she was put in one of the hospital beds and was told to stay put for the rest of the day.
"But.." She protested. She was to have Professor Vector next. He was her favourite teacher.
Madam Pomfrey gave her a stern glare. Sighing, Hermione rested against the bed.
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The next day, Hermione woke up with a smile on her face, and a taste of creamy chocolate on her lips.
Madam Pomfrey hurried in. The moment she saw Hermione, she shook her head. "I'm afraid there is no cure, Miss Granger."
"What do you mean?" Hermione asked, smiling. She felt wonderful, like floating on clouds.
"You absorbed the Happiness potion at its most potent. You were completely bathed in it," Madam Pomfrey said quietly.
"I'm sure it doesn't matter," Hermione said happily, getting out of bed. "Thank you terribly so for doing your best. I appreciate it beyond words." With that, she stood up and gave the lady a warm hug, before waltzing out of the room.
~+~+~+~
The first class was Care of Magical Creatures. After she had gotten her books, she had eaten a breakfast of toast and pumpkin juice.
Somehow, the taste of chocolate was still in her mouth.
Practically floating to Hagrid's hut, Hermione greeted all the students that passed her warmly, unperturbed even at the odd looks that she received.
She was the last person there.
"'Emione, yer late," Hagrid said gruffly, "I 'eard o' yer little accident at Potions yesterday."
"Accident? It wasn't an accident, Hagrid. It was the turning point of my life!" Hermione hugged the big, burly teacher. "I am terribly sorry that I'm late. Have I missed anything?"
Hagrid gave her an odd look. "No, sit down."
Hermione sat down next to Draco Malfoy.
"Move, mudblood," Draco hissed.
He was rewarded by a dazzling smile. "Oh! I'm sorry! Did I disturb you in any way?" Hermione asked apologetically, still smiling. "Do you want me to move?"
"Yes, Granger," Malfoy said, slightly dazed.
"Hermione, what on earth is wrong with you?" Harry said impatiently. "Come on, we have a miniature serpent to tend to."
Automatically, Hermione turned to him, smile on 100%. "Harry! What's wrong?"
"The potion sure was potent," Ron mumbled
"The miniature serpent?" Harry said, frowning.
Hermione nodded, laughing. "Oh- sorry. I've got so much on my mind now. Let's go!"
The miniature serpents were tiny, vicious creatures. They hissed as they were lifted out one by one.
Hermione carefully picked one up. "Isn't it adorable?" She cooed.
"Adorable?" Ron looked disgusted. "That potion is turning you bonkers, Mione."
The creature, which had been hissing before, stopped, turning quite sedate at Hermione's touch.
In fact, it seemed happy.
Harry and Ron were both deeply disturbed.
"Mione, let me hold it," Harry muttered.
Hermione handed the serpent over to Harry.
The serpent lay in his hands, docile for a while. All of the sudden, it lashed up. Furious. It tried to bite Harry's hand.
"It doesn't like you," Hermione said, still wearing a smile.
"It doesn't," Harry said dourly.
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After a while, the potion wore off a tiny bit. However, Hermione still laughed during the most inappropriate times.
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Ugh! Stuffed up chapter. Flame 4 all I care. Give me 5 (reviews) and I'll give you another chappie :)
*Sk*
My last few Harry Potter fanfics haven't made much sparks, (trashcan!) Needless to say, here's another one.
Whether or not this is going to be continue or not, depends on the readers (you).
I'm a harsh writer, somewhat parasitic. I usually only continue if every chapter has 5 reviews.
Also. I hate love stories, cause they're all so clichéd. Ick! Boy meets girl, girl meets boy. Boy falls in love with girl, girl falls in love with boy. (there's more!) trouble arises, which forbids boy to date girl, visa versa. In the end, everything ends happy, happy, happy and the new couple enter joyously in the world. Hand me a vomit bag, someone!
I know, I'm a MAJOR hypocrite. This is going to be a 'love story'.
Anyway. this is the new story plot. Enjoy :)
~*~*~*~
Disclaimer: Harry Potter doesn't belong to me, I'm just a crazy high school fan who feeds on fan fiction.
~*~*~*~
Summary: Hermione Granger is your average teen- excepting that she's a witch- but she has a major problem, which she contracted when a magical experiment backfired, and left her with an uncontrollable laughing problem. Of course, the hero comes to save the day. ^_~
~*~*~*~
Laugh
Prologue
~*~*~*~
Hermione Granger was a 5th year Hogwarts student when she had been inflicted by the 'disastrous experiment'.
It was a usual Potions lesson, (Snape giving detentions to CERTAIN Gryffindors, etc, etc) and the 5th years were learning how to brew the Happiness Potion.
The Laughter Potion was a particular hard potion to boil. The contents had to be chopped up finely, and there was even a certain mood you had to feel when you were stirring the mixture.
"You have to generate a mood of Happiness," Snape said dourly. "Some say it works better if the maker wears a smile on their face."
Neville, who had been sitting next to Hermione, looked anything but happy. He was gazing at the ingredients with an expression of dread on his face.
"Lighten up, Neville!" Hermione whispered, giving him an assuring smile.
Neville smiled weakly back.
"Mr Longbottom," Snape drawled, his cold black eyes glittering with anticipation. "Perhaps this time, you could do it yourself, instead of relying on Miss Granger's help?"
Jumping up, startled, Neville flushed, stuttering, "yes, Professor."
"Remember. You must measure your ingredients precisely. Too much or too little can produce rather unpleasant effects," Snape said, "Also, under NO circumstances should you drink this potion. You are to soak a tiny bit of this potion on this cotton pad and rub it against your forehead. Am I understood?"
The class murmured a yes.
Hermione sorted out her ingredients, measuring and double checking, looking at Neville occasionally to see how he was doing.
"Miss Granger. I do remember I told you that Mr Longbottom can fare on his own," Snape said, watching them like a hawk.
Ducking her head, Hermione grounded up her happy nuts into a fine powder, trying her best to smile, not scowl.
Hermione had one more ingredient left when suddenly, a heart of a deer came flying past, hitting Neville on the head.
Neville jerked back. His arm swiping across the table, swiping all of his ingredients into Hermione's cauldron. Somehow, his wand flew in as well.
The cauldron bubbled up, and a whole fountain sprayed in the air. It showered Hermione completed. She was drenched.
Hermione's mouth opened in shock. A few drops of the potion fell into her mouth.
Snape looked angry. "Miss Granger. Rinse your mouth out immediately. Potter, do not touch her. After Miss Granger has rinse out her mouth, you are to lead her to the hospital."
Hermione obeyed, rinsing out her mouth quickly. The potion tasted nice. Rich and creamy.. Sort of like chocolate. but delicious. It tasted wonderful. She wanted more.
Reluctantly, she rinsed out her mouth and followed Harry to the hospital wing.
Madam Pomfrey made her take shower after shower, as well as using some magical mouthwash that had a nasty, acrid aftertaste to it.
After all that, she was put in one of the hospital beds and was told to stay put for the rest of the day.
"But.." She protested. She was to have Professor Vector next. He was her favourite teacher.
Madam Pomfrey gave her a stern glare. Sighing, Hermione rested against the bed.
~+~+~+~
The next day, Hermione woke up with a smile on her face, and a taste of creamy chocolate on her lips.
Madam Pomfrey hurried in. The moment she saw Hermione, she shook her head. "I'm afraid there is no cure, Miss Granger."
"What do you mean?" Hermione asked, smiling. She felt wonderful, like floating on clouds.
"You absorbed the Happiness potion at its most potent. You were completely bathed in it," Madam Pomfrey said quietly.
"I'm sure it doesn't matter," Hermione said happily, getting out of bed. "Thank you terribly so for doing your best. I appreciate it beyond words." With that, she stood up and gave the lady a warm hug, before waltzing out of the room.
~+~+~+~
The first class was Care of Magical Creatures. After she had gotten her books, she had eaten a breakfast of toast and pumpkin juice.
Somehow, the taste of chocolate was still in her mouth.
Practically floating to Hagrid's hut, Hermione greeted all the students that passed her warmly, unperturbed even at the odd looks that she received.
She was the last person there.
"'Emione, yer late," Hagrid said gruffly, "I 'eard o' yer little accident at Potions yesterday."
"Accident? It wasn't an accident, Hagrid. It was the turning point of my life!" Hermione hugged the big, burly teacher. "I am terribly sorry that I'm late. Have I missed anything?"
Hagrid gave her an odd look. "No, sit down."
Hermione sat down next to Draco Malfoy.
"Move, mudblood," Draco hissed.
He was rewarded by a dazzling smile. "Oh! I'm sorry! Did I disturb you in any way?" Hermione asked apologetically, still smiling. "Do you want me to move?"
"Yes, Granger," Malfoy said, slightly dazed.
"Hermione, what on earth is wrong with you?" Harry said impatiently. "Come on, we have a miniature serpent to tend to."
Automatically, Hermione turned to him, smile on 100%. "Harry! What's wrong?"
"The potion sure was potent," Ron mumbled
"The miniature serpent?" Harry said, frowning.
Hermione nodded, laughing. "Oh- sorry. I've got so much on my mind now. Let's go!"
The miniature serpents were tiny, vicious creatures. They hissed as they were lifted out one by one.
Hermione carefully picked one up. "Isn't it adorable?" She cooed.
"Adorable?" Ron looked disgusted. "That potion is turning you bonkers, Mione."
The creature, which had been hissing before, stopped, turning quite sedate at Hermione's touch.
In fact, it seemed happy.
Harry and Ron were both deeply disturbed.
"Mione, let me hold it," Harry muttered.
Hermione handed the serpent over to Harry.
The serpent lay in his hands, docile for a while. All of the sudden, it lashed up. Furious. It tried to bite Harry's hand.
"It doesn't like you," Hermione said, still wearing a smile.
"It doesn't," Harry said dourly.
~*~*~*~
After a while, the potion wore off a tiny bit. However, Hermione still laughed during the most inappropriate times.
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Ugh! Stuffed up chapter. Flame 4 all I care. Give me 5 (reviews) and I'll give you another chappie :)
*Sk*