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recommended protective head gear made out of solid.Urainium, Weapons Grade
actually. So unless you have NO brain, either way your brain's going to
melt out of your ears reading this story.
Disclaimer: Hi and welcome my Fic! I am the Writer and Owner of this Fic and the possibilities of a continuing series, I do not own any of the characters in this Fic, except Honko_Mcbob also I don't claim any of the characters in this Fic as my own, except again: Honko_Mcbob
Chapter 4
Today we find our hero's on a clunky bus headed straight to Raccoon City on Interstate 45 going 300 km an hour. You may think that's kinda fast, but this is my fic, so you don't get a say. Plus we get to see how our group stands up to zombies! (Setting combines Resident Evil 1,2 and parts from the movie)
"So, where you guys all from?" Asked the bus driver
"Oh I dunno, we don't really keep track of it all, people just kind of appear" Said Alfreado
"You do know that Raccoon city has a travel advisory on it, and I'm obliged to tell you about it" said the bus driver
"Wasn't that Toronto?" Inquired Izzy
"No, that's with SARS, and their doing very well with it" said Alfreado Triumphantly
"Ya, but Raccoon city has some sort of SARS-like illness, where you go crazy and eat people!" said the Bus driver
"Oh well, I've been to many place's where you "eat" other people" said Sima peevishly
"God do you ever stop!" exclaimed Izzy
"No, Not really" said Sima
"Well, anywho, where getting near the City now" said the Bus Driver
"Wait a sec, there's a guy on the side of the road! HOLDING A BUS TICKET!!!" exclaimed the driver
The bus screeched to a halt and let the passenger on, his face was quite deformed, and he was missing an arm
"Hi, my names Joe!" said..well..Joe..
"HI JOE!" said all
"Before I do anything I have to do this, and he bit the bus driver in the neck, and exclaimed I Vant to Suck your Blood! Blah!" said Joe "Wait wrong story, I just had to do that though, I love to eat blood!"
And they just kept on driving...
-Cinematic from the beginning of Resident Evil Two-
"Driving down the interstate, into a Zombie infested city is my kinda life!" exclaimed Leon
Just then the door of one of the doors of a building burst open and a young lady runs out
"Last time I have trust a Zombie for a good Time!" said Claire, nursing a wound
"Hop in" said Leon
"Sure" said Claire "Can you take me to the hospital?"
"Of course"
And they drove off...
During the ride...
"Soo, where you from" inquired Leon
"I'm from out of town, I came looking for my brother Chris, and he mysteriously disappeared
"Ah, I see" said Leon "Open the glove compartment"
"Why?" wondered Claire
"Just do it" pressured Leon
"Ok, Ok" said Claire
She opens it, inside is a CONDOM!
"Ok, give it to me" said Leon
-They start fooling around in the back seat-
Meanwhile on the bus...
"Bus driver, you look ill." commented Alfredo
"Maybe I am! WHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!" and with that the bus driver went crazy and drove into a lamppost, in front of a rocking police cruiser, starting a large fire
"Why'd you have to go spoil our fun?" whined Leon
"What were you doing in a zombie infested city at night!" accused Alfreado
"I just got here" said Leon
"Me too" said Claire
"Well, just stay out of our way and you'll be fine" said Ehomba
"Fine" said Leon, and with that he stomped off, with Claire
"What was that all about?" Asked Joe
"Craziness" said Tentomon
"Anyway, according to the tourist brochure, the police station is worth a visit" said Sima
"Lets go!" cried Alfreado
-They arrive at the police station-
"Oh my" said Izzy "All the doors are locked"
"That can be solved with our little friend the Credit Card!" said Sima
"But Sima, all the doors are electronically locked!" Said Izzy
"Fine then" said Sima, walks over to computer and turns it on-
-PLEASE INSERT PROPER DISC/CODE TO UNLOCK ALL DOORS-
"How about this" said Sima Inserts Credit card
-HAHA, YOUR MONEY IS NO GOOD HERE YOU STUPID HUMAN-
"How about you open the doors or I'll type in a code so vile you'll implode!" said Sima
-IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A FIGHT, YOU FOUND IT-
"Try me you stupid machine!" said Sima
With that a large electric shock hits Sima
"YOU, YOU STUPID MACHINE!!!" exclaimed Sima
-HAHA-
"Take this" said Sima -Picks up large rock, and hit computer on the monitor and hard drive then takes computer and throws it over the counter-
With a flickering fizzly screen -POINT___TAKEN____UNLOCKING____ALL_____DOORS______ -
"That's better" said Sima
All the doors become unlocked, and they all walk triumphantly into the Crazy Chiefs secret dungeon office
"What are you doing here!" exclaimed Deformed Chief
"Where here on vacation" said Alfreado
"Well, if you want to see good sights, travel the sewers!" said the Chief
"Ok" said Alfreado
-They head through the sewers battling the giant spiders and such, greeting all the zombies
"They just don't understand, what its like to be Morbidly Challenged" said Zombie #1
"That's why we eat them" said Zombie #2
"I see" said Alfreado
They finally meet up with Claire and Leon, in the secret lab, just as they triggered they self-destruct sequence!
"Lets get out of here!" cried Leon
"Yes lets" said Alfreado
"Quickly to the secret elevator!" said Alfreado
-They hop in, but don't hold the door for Leon, they die in the explosion-
-They end up at the mansion, outside of raccoon city-
"Well, this seems like a nice place to stay" said Alfreado
"Yes, your right" said Ehomba "and its one of those, if you can survive the night, the stay is free!"
YaY
-Inside the mansion-
Zombie owner- would you like to stay at Mansion du Death?
"Yes, yes we would," said Alfreado
"Bell boy!" yelled the Zombie
Licker walks in
"Yes?" said the Licker, named Bob
"Take the guests to there rooms" said the Zombie Owner
"Right this way" says the Zombie Dog
-They enjoy at fitful nights rest and wake up the next morning-
"Well, lets go look at the basement," said Alfreado
"Yes, lets," said Izzy
When they get to the basement they go down a hallway with cris-crossing lights on the walls
"I wonder where they go the light fixture from?" said Izzy
"Yes, me too" said Ehomba
All of a sudden the walls charge up and a Zombie Appears in front of them
"Would you like to see the wonders of the modern laser wall?" inquired the Zombie charismatically, like a salesman
"Not, really" said Izzy
"Well..TOO BAD!" said the zombie and he turned on the wall
"What does it do?" said Sima
"You just had to ask didn't you?" scorned Ehomba
"I'm quite glad you asked my friend," said the Zombie "Why it Slices, It dices, It even make s PIE!"
"Mmmmmmm, Pie" murmured Alfredo
As the wall zapped across the room, it sliced up the Zombie Salesperson and that was the end of that
"Well that was strange,." said Alfreado
"I agree," said Izzy
"Well, lets go to the last room before we leave the city for good" said Ehomba
Inside they find the computer, the same one that Sima Beat up staring at them manically!
-WELL, WELL, WELL WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?-
":Uh oh" said Ehomba
-GET THEM MINIONS!-
and with that hundreds of Zombies pinned them down and the computer took Alfreado's Ultimate Game disc of Power!! -Then they ran away-
"NOOOOOOOOO, The disc was my source of power!!!" cried Alfreado
"Don't worry, the company will probably replace it!" said Izzy
"Your right" said Alfreado, and with that he took Izzy's computer and emailed the company
This was the e-mail he got back
-I'm Sorry, but the company your trying to reach has been taken over by the beat up little computer from raccoon city have a nice day-
"NOOO" cried Alfreado "Wait, I remember that in a far away place there is a replacement disc of ultimate power, the company would mail it to me, but it was taken over.."
'We must go there then" said Ehomba
"Yes" said Izzy
"Don't forget us," said Tentomon, Sima and Joe the Zombie
So off they went In search of the Replacement Disc of ultimate power
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-Honko_Mcbob
Disclaimer: Hi and welcome my Fic! I am the Writer and Owner of this Fic and the possibilities of a continuing series, I do not own any of the characters in this Fic, except Honko_Mcbob also I don't claim any of the characters in this Fic as my own, except again: Honko_Mcbob
Chapter 4
Today we find our hero's on a clunky bus headed straight to Raccoon City on Interstate 45 going 300 km an hour. You may think that's kinda fast, but this is my fic, so you don't get a say. Plus we get to see how our group stands up to zombies! (Setting combines Resident Evil 1,2 and parts from the movie)
"So, where you guys all from?" Asked the bus driver
"Oh I dunno, we don't really keep track of it all, people just kind of appear" Said Alfreado
"You do know that Raccoon city has a travel advisory on it, and I'm obliged to tell you about it" said the bus driver
"Wasn't that Toronto?" Inquired Izzy
"No, that's with SARS, and their doing very well with it" said Alfreado Triumphantly
"Ya, but Raccoon city has some sort of SARS-like illness, where you go crazy and eat people!" said the Bus driver
"Oh well, I've been to many place's where you "eat" other people" said Sima peevishly
"God do you ever stop!" exclaimed Izzy
"No, Not really" said Sima
"Well, anywho, where getting near the City now" said the Bus Driver
"Wait a sec, there's a guy on the side of the road! HOLDING A BUS TICKET!!!" exclaimed the driver
The bus screeched to a halt and let the passenger on, his face was quite deformed, and he was missing an arm
"Hi, my names Joe!" said..well..Joe..
"HI JOE!" said all
"Before I do anything I have to do this, and he bit the bus driver in the neck, and exclaimed I Vant to Suck your Blood! Blah!" said Joe "Wait wrong story, I just had to do that though, I love to eat blood!"
And they just kept on driving...
-Cinematic from the beginning of Resident Evil Two-
"Driving down the interstate, into a Zombie infested city is my kinda life!" exclaimed Leon
Just then the door of one of the doors of a building burst open and a young lady runs out
"Last time I have trust a Zombie for a good Time!" said Claire, nursing a wound
"Hop in" said Leon
"Sure" said Claire "Can you take me to the hospital?"
"Of course"
And they drove off...
During the ride...
"Soo, where you from" inquired Leon
"I'm from out of town, I came looking for my brother Chris, and he mysteriously disappeared
"Ah, I see" said Leon "Open the glove compartment"
"Why?" wondered Claire
"Just do it" pressured Leon
"Ok, Ok" said Claire
She opens it, inside is a CONDOM!
"Ok, give it to me" said Leon
-They start fooling around in the back seat-
Meanwhile on the bus...
"Bus driver, you look ill." commented Alfredo
"Maybe I am! WHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!" and with that the bus driver went crazy and drove into a lamppost, in front of a rocking police cruiser, starting a large fire
"Why'd you have to go spoil our fun?" whined Leon
"What were you doing in a zombie infested city at night!" accused Alfreado
"I just got here" said Leon
"Me too" said Claire
"Well, just stay out of our way and you'll be fine" said Ehomba
"Fine" said Leon, and with that he stomped off, with Claire
"What was that all about?" Asked Joe
"Craziness" said Tentomon
"Anyway, according to the tourist brochure, the police station is worth a visit" said Sima
"Lets go!" cried Alfreado
-They arrive at the police station-
"Oh my" said Izzy "All the doors are locked"
"That can be solved with our little friend the Credit Card!" said Sima
"But Sima, all the doors are electronically locked!" Said Izzy
"Fine then" said Sima, walks over to computer and turns it on-
-PLEASE INSERT PROPER DISC/CODE TO UNLOCK ALL DOORS-
"How about this" said Sima Inserts Credit card
-HAHA, YOUR MONEY IS NO GOOD HERE YOU STUPID HUMAN-
"How about you open the doors or I'll type in a code so vile you'll implode!" said Sima
-IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A FIGHT, YOU FOUND IT-
"Try me you stupid machine!" said Sima
With that a large electric shock hits Sima
"YOU, YOU STUPID MACHINE!!!" exclaimed Sima
-HAHA-
"Take this" said Sima -Picks up large rock, and hit computer on the monitor and hard drive then takes computer and throws it over the counter-
With a flickering fizzly screen -POINT___TAKEN____UNLOCKING____ALL_____DOORS______ -
"That's better" said Sima
All the doors become unlocked, and they all walk triumphantly into the Crazy Chiefs secret dungeon office
"What are you doing here!" exclaimed Deformed Chief
"Where here on vacation" said Alfreado
"Well, if you want to see good sights, travel the sewers!" said the Chief
"Ok" said Alfreado
-They head through the sewers battling the giant spiders and such, greeting all the zombies
"They just don't understand, what its like to be Morbidly Challenged" said Zombie #1
"That's why we eat them" said Zombie #2
"I see" said Alfreado
They finally meet up with Claire and Leon, in the secret lab, just as they triggered they self-destruct sequence!
"Lets get out of here!" cried Leon
"Yes lets" said Alfreado
"Quickly to the secret elevator!" said Alfreado
-They hop in, but don't hold the door for Leon, they die in the explosion-
-They end up at the mansion, outside of raccoon city-
"Well, this seems like a nice place to stay" said Alfreado
"Yes, your right" said Ehomba "and its one of those, if you can survive the night, the stay is free!"
YaY
-Inside the mansion-
Zombie owner- would you like to stay at Mansion du Death?
"Yes, yes we would," said Alfreado
"Bell boy!" yelled the Zombie
Licker walks in
"Yes?" said the Licker, named Bob
"Take the guests to there rooms" said the Zombie Owner
"Right this way" says the Zombie Dog
-They enjoy at fitful nights rest and wake up the next morning-
"Well, lets go look at the basement," said Alfreado
"Yes, lets," said Izzy
When they get to the basement they go down a hallway with cris-crossing lights on the walls
"I wonder where they go the light fixture from?" said Izzy
"Yes, me too" said Ehomba
All of a sudden the walls charge up and a Zombie Appears in front of them
"Would you like to see the wonders of the modern laser wall?" inquired the Zombie charismatically, like a salesman
"Not, really" said Izzy
"Well..TOO BAD!" said the zombie and he turned on the wall
"What does it do?" said Sima
"You just had to ask didn't you?" scorned Ehomba
"I'm quite glad you asked my friend," said the Zombie "Why it Slices, It dices, It even make s PIE!"
"Mmmmmmm, Pie" murmured Alfredo
As the wall zapped across the room, it sliced up the Zombie Salesperson and that was the end of that
"Well that was strange,." said Alfreado
"I agree," said Izzy
"Well, lets go to the last room before we leave the city for good" said Ehomba
Inside they find the computer, the same one that Sima Beat up staring at them manically!
-WELL, WELL, WELL WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?-
":Uh oh" said Ehomba
-GET THEM MINIONS!-
and with that hundreds of Zombies pinned them down and the computer took Alfreado's Ultimate Game disc of Power!! -Then they ran away-
"NOOOOOOOOO, The disc was my source of power!!!" cried Alfreado
"Don't worry, the company will probably replace it!" said Izzy
"Your right" said Alfreado, and with that he took Izzy's computer and emailed the company
This was the e-mail he got back
-I'm Sorry, but the company your trying to reach has been taken over by the beat up little computer from raccoon city have a nice day-
"NOOO" cried Alfreado "Wait, I remember that in a far away place there is a replacement disc of ultimate power, the company would mail it to me, but it was taken over.."
'We must go there then" said Ehomba
"Yes" said Izzy
"Don't forget us," said Tentomon, Sima and Joe the Zombie
So off they went In search of the Replacement Disc of ultimate power
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I do hope the Xbox comes down in Price, then I can buy one!
-Honko_Mcbob