Clark and Lana were hanging out on the beach throwing a little ball-shaped
doll that they got at Spencer's it spit out funny phrases when thrown to
pass the time. Lana threw it to Clark, who caught it
"Oh God the pain!" The little ball said in a cartoony voice.
Clark threw it back to Lana.
"I like big butts and I cannot lie" The ball sang
They were laughing at the phrases and throwing it to each other. Lana threw it back to Clark
"Weee!" the ball said very high-pitched voice.
Clark threw it back to Lana.
"Ouchy!" it said when thrown.
It went over Lana's head.
"OOPS" Clark said
'That OK let me get it"
"No, I'll get it"
Lana and Clark reached for it at the same time, Lana got the ball, and Clark got his hand on something else. When he saw where his hand was he pulled it away and blushed. There was an awkward scilence between them.
"Woah" Lana broke the scilence "This is very awkward"
"Yeah, sorry" he said
"It was an accident... Did we just got to 3rd base?" She asked joking
"I don't know," He said embarrassed
"Clark, it's okay, I'm not mad" she said smiling "It's not like you grabbed my boob on purpose"
"I'm still sorry"
She got the ball and threw it at him
"Don't go there girlfriend!" it said
"Don't worry about it, let's go see what Chloe and Pete are doing"
"Yeah"
Clark and Lana both got up and walked over to Chloe and Pete.
"Hey where were you guys?" Pete asked
"Just hanging out" Clark told him, still blushing
"Where is Lex? Or should I say Alex Latrelle?" Chloe joked.
"He said he wanted to get some 'Malibu' clothes"
Pete shook his head "Crazy"
"Give him a break. Her.. Oh my God!"
They all looked up at Lex, who was dressed like any frat boy you would see on the beach.
"Woah, Lex" Chloe stuttered "You look, uh, different"
"A completely different person" Lana said, in shock
"Yeah, I was trying to look like a normal Malibu guy"
"You've succeeded"
"Yeah, Well I will talk to you guys later. There are a lot of hot chicks on this beach"
Lex left. The gang had their mouths wide open in shock.
"Did Lex just say 'hot chicks'?" Lana asked
"I'm not even going to ask" Clark said
"Oh God the pain!" The little ball said in a cartoony voice.
Clark threw it back to Lana.
"I like big butts and I cannot lie" The ball sang
They were laughing at the phrases and throwing it to each other. Lana threw it back to Clark
"Weee!" the ball said very high-pitched voice.
Clark threw it back to Lana.
"Ouchy!" it said when thrown.
It went over Lana's head.
"OOPS" Clark said
'That OK let me get it"
"No, I'll get it"
Lana and Clark reached for it at the same time, Lana got the ball, and Clark got his hand on something else. When he saw where his hand was he pulled it away and blushed. There was an awkward scilence between them.
"Woah" Lana broke the scilence "This is very awkward"
"Yeah, sorry" he said
"It was an accident... Did we just got to 3rd base?" She asked joking
"I don't know," He said embarrassed
"Clark, it's okay, I'm not mad" she said smiling "It's not like you grabbed my boob on purpose"
"I'm still sorry"
She got the ball and threw it at him
"Don't go there girlfriend!" it said
"Don't worry about it, let's go see what Chloe and Pete are doing"
"Yeah"
Clark and Lana both got up and walked over to Chloe and Pete.
"Hey where were you guys?" Pete asked
"Just hanging out" Clark told him, still blushing
"Where is Lex? Or should I say Alex Latrelle?" Chloe joked.
"He said he wanted to get some 'Malibu' clothes"
Pete shook his head "Crazy"
"Give him a break. Her.. Oh my God!"
They all looked up at Lex, who was dressed like any frat boy you would see on the beach.
"Woah, Lex" Chloe stuttered "You look, uh, different"
"A completely different person" Lana said, in shock
"Yeah, I was trying to look like a normal Malibu guy"
"You've succeeded"
"Yeah, Well I will talk to you guys later. There are a lot of hot chicks on this beach"
Lex left. The gang had their mouths wide open in shock.
"Did Lex just say 'hot chicks'?" Lana asked
"I'm not even going to ask" Clark said