Kmoney: *enters with a frown* Well, hello everyone..*waves sadly* I'm here today to inform you of a sad and tragic event that has occurr in my life...

*Sora pops up*

Sora: Oh, Kmoney, did your brother die?

Kmoney: I wish he would die! You would think rolling down the stairs would kill him, but NOOOOOOOOO, he just doesn't die! Geesh, one wonders what it takes to get rid of him.

Sora: Oh, so what's the problem?

Kmoney: Well two things. One: I need a muse...

Sora: I'll be your muse...

Kmoney: Okay, cool.

Sora: Your second problem?

Kmoney: Oh, yeah that. Well...I need a hundred dollars so I can buy the whole Nadesico series and I want to sell one of my more stupid anime DVDs.

Sora: Kimera?

Kmoney: Oh, yeah. When I brought it, the box looked soooo coool! The little summary on the back was all dope and the only thing I get out of it is a freaky vampire woman with whacked out haircut.

Sora: And that one scene with the two guys and they wer-

Kmoney: *holds hand to silence her* Please..don't...my traumatized little mind can't take...

Sora: But your traumatized little mind was already traumatized before hand...

Kmoney: *shudders* I know...scary, isn't it?

Sora: *shudders* Yeah...

Kmoney: Hey, who told you to shudder...?

Sora: *blinks* And now with the fic!

Kmoney: Hey, that's my line!

Chapter 3:

World Tour: Part 3: The Airport...

Mina was frustrated and not the everyday frustration she usually gets from Artemis or Sage. This was real frustration. This frustration was so real it was almost frustrating.

Why was Mina so frustrated? Well, first off, she was still in her pjs. She hadn't taken a shower, and she had morning breath. She wasn't talking because of it either. She had asked if she could at least brush her teeth and put on some decent clothes, but Rowen had said that they were in a rush.

The car came to a stop and Mina flung the door open and ran into the radio station. The guys tried to stop her. Telling her that they were only here to get Cye and didn't have time, but her being her didn't listen and kept running. She was glad she kept a extra toothbrush here at the office. And a set of clean clothes.

So an hour later, Mina came back out, refreshed, showered, and breath smelling good. She was now officially happy to be outside. She also noticed the glares she was getting from the guys.

"What?"

"Thank you very much miss I-have-to-go-take-an-hour-shower-and-take- forever!" Cye yelled.

"What did I do?" Mina whined.

"Thanks to you, I had to exchange our tickets because we missed our flight! Do you know how much money they charged me for doing that!? And do you know how long they bloody left me on hold!?" Cye was starting to change red. That couldn't be good.

Mina placed her hand behind her head. "It wasn't more than an hour!"

Cye glared and advanced. He would have gotten further, but he was held back by Sage and Rowen.

"Calm down Cye. You can't kill her. Mustn't kill Mina, she's important." Rowen tried.

"I can replace her!" Cye snapped back.

"No you can't. There's no one in the world like her." Sage explained. "No one as weird, stupid, odd..."

"I THINK he gets the point." Mina interrupted, glaring at Sage.

Sage grinned at her. "I think he does too. Oh, and temperamental." he added. Mina engaged on him.

"Okay, let's go before we miss this flight." Heero intervene.

"Fine!" Mina huffed and jumped in the back seat.

"Fine!" Sage said just as huffy and jumped in the back seat.

"I'm riding shogun!" Rowen exclaimed and prepared to jump in, but was stopped by Heero.

"Cye should ride shogun." he whispered.

"Why?" Rowen almost whined.

"Because, he might decide to kill the boss."

"Oooh, yeah." Rowen said, catching on. "Good catch."

"Thank you."

Rowen hopped in the backseat, putting Mina in-between both guys. Cye hopped in shogun and glared at nothing. Heero started the car and they were off.

One hour, five minutes into the ride....

"I hate you!"

"I hate you too!"

"You suck!"

"Yo mamma!"

"Don't talk about my mother!"

"Go to hell!"

"Not before you!"

Heero gripped the steering, his knuckles turning white. He tried to ignore it, he really did. He turned on the radio. Listen to the cars in front of him. He did everything he could to ignore, but the no matter what, the bickering always conquered over his distraction and he'd be back to listening to them go at it.

He had been like that for a good thirty minutes. They had stopped to get gas and after that little break, this had started. He really wish they would just shut-up.

He noticed that this constant arguing wasn't just getting to him. Cye was starting to get annoyed and when Cye, the most patient person in the world, started to get annoyed, something was really wrong. But Cye had found something to take his mind off the arguing, Heero wish he could do the same.

He glanced into the rearview mirror. They were still at it. Both of them, arguing like little children. Why couldn't they just go to sleep or something. Maybe next time, he'd have to put some sedatives into their food and avoid such problems in the future.

"I hate you so much right now. I can't believe you ate my hotdog!"

"Well, it was just sitting there, I was hungry. How was I suppose to know?"

"It was my hotdog!"

Mina shifted and yawned. She opened her eyes and blinked when she saw an arm reach over her and start choking the person sitting on her other side.

"I hate you Rowen!" Sage yelled, trying to choke him.

Rowen reached over and tried to grab Sage's head, but only managed to get his shirt sleeve. "Die, Sage, die!"

"Not before you!" Sage replied.

"Hey, what's going on?" Mina whispered. She was so low in her seat, it was almost as if she wasn't there.

Rowen looked down and then back at Sage. They continued to try and kill each other as if nothing ever interrupted them.

"Well, that was rude." Mina muttered. She scooted herself back up her seat, so she would be sitting properly and in doing so forced Rowen and Sage to break away from each. "What's going on?"

"Rowen ate my hotdog.." Sage explained, glaring at Rowen.

"It didn't have your name on it." Rowen muttered, folding his arms and looking out the window.

"It was still mine!"

Mina blinked. When that didn't seem to help she did it again. When that didn't work, she laid back and slid down in her seat. "Wake me up when we're out of the twilight zone."

"Will do." Heero answered. "I wish I could just do that."

Cye looked over at Heero. "Don't worry, Heero, were almost there. Just a few more minutes."

Heero nodded and stared forward.

*Not so many minutes later...*

Heero sighed in relief as he entered the airport. He was glad to be finally out of that car. He was getting ready to just jumped over into the opposite side of traffic and get them all killed if he didn't get out soon.

Mina walked up and stood next to him. She looked at him and he looked at her. She then made a funny face and walked off. He blinked, shrugged, and followed her.

Cye was in the lead, taking them to the luggage cart, where they could drop off their stuff and then head to the plane.

But first, Heero noticed, they were going to have to get through the dreaded metal detectors.

"Oh, Heero, I hope you don't have a lot of weapons on you." Mina started.

Heero decided it was best if he didn't tell her just how many weapons he had with him. He just took it upon himself to pull out all the legal stuff that gave him permission to take weapons wherever he damn please.

*And sometime later waiting in the damn forsaken long line*

It was now Mina's turn. She tossed her suitcases on the roller and they scanned them, searched him, and found Mina to be clean of weapons, drugs, foreign food, and dirty magazines.

Cye came in clean, as well as Rowen and Sage. Heero was now next. He stepped through the metal detector and the thing went berserk. The lights at the top went way off the chart and the thing wouldn't stop beeping. Eventually it blew up causing a small, but still safe explosion.

"Ugh...sir...?" squeaked the guard. "I'll have to ask you to stand over....ugh...here."

Heero glared, but obeyed. The guard nervously ran the handheld metal detector up and down Heero. It broke before it reached his knees.

"Ugh...sir, please remove all metal objects you have."

"Okay." Heero opened his jackets up and pulled out his two pistols and hostel. He reached behind him and pulled a Swiss army knife, along with a another, smaller pistol. He dropped down and pulled out yet another knife and gun from his ankles.

The guard gulped and was very nervous now. "I-is th-that all?"

Heero started to nod, but stopped. He reached into his jacket once again and pulled out a desert eagle. "That's all."

"Ugh....ugh...." the guard gulped again. "We'll..have to hold your weapons till you return."

"No you won't." Heero replied, calmly. Almost too calmly.

There was another beep and the suitcase metal detector blew up. Heero's friends groaned.

"Gee, Heero, how many more weapons do you have!?" Sage wondered.

"Enough."

The two guards standing by the former working suitcase detector opened up the suitcase that blew up their machine. Inside were more weapons worth naming. You name it and it was probably in there. He even had the parts to put a AK-47 together and a sniper rifle.

"Hold shit! Buddy are you planning on going to war!?" cried one of the guards looking at all his guns.

"We're always at war." Heero replied.

"Do...do you have authorization?" asked the guard next to him.

"Of course." Heero pulled out a manila folder and handed it to the guard.

"We're gonna need the manager."

Mina smacked hers forehead. "We're gonna need some coffee, a nice bowl of soup and some cards." she walked off and pulled Rowen with her. "Let's go, smurf."

"Okay. We'll be back, Heero!" Rowen called, and waved. "Just gonna go get a bite to eat."

Heero nodded, showing he understood and turned back to the three guards. "Well, what's taking so long? You do have a line."

The second guard that had been looking through Heero's suitcase groaned. "Move the rest of the people to another line. This may take awhile."

At that comment, Cye pulled out his cellphone with a exasperates sigh. "Well, looks like I'm rescheduling the flight. Again."

Sage would have laughed if this wasn't his problem too, but since it was he settled for taking a seat, and closing his eyes. Time to tune out the world. Well at least till Rowen and Mina got back with the food.

*And Three Hours later...*

"Here ya go Mr. Yuy." The manager said shakily. He handed Heero the folder and bowed. "You...have...a-a-a g-good fight...I mean flight!"

Heero stared at the man wide-eyed and he slowly took the folder. He nodded unsure of what else to do and grabbed his luggage.

"This is turning out to be a weird trip already and we haven't even left the airport yet." Cye complained.

"Three 3's." Mina said dully as she laid three cards back-side up on top of the other.

"One 4..." Sage followed, placing his card down.

Mina grinned and looked at Sage. "B.S.!"

Sage glared and picked up the nice, thick stake of cards. "I hate you!"

"Don't worry the feeling is mutual." Mina sneered in response.

Rowen yawned and stretched his hand over his head. He then reached down and plucked out two cards and smacked them on the ground. "Two 5's..."

"I'm this close to calling this whole think off." Cye continued, he angrily grabbed a card and tossed it to the floor. "One 6."

"Ah, Cye, don't worry, its just a little bit of bad luck." Rowen assured. "It'll blow over. We'll get on the plane-"

"Probably the wrong one." Cye threw in.

"We'll have a nice flight and before ya know it we're enjoying ourselves under the stars of Hawaii."

Three pairs of eyes landed on him and he returned the stare with a blank one. "What?"

"Hey, I thought we were going to France." Mina commented. "Two 7's."

"We are, Rowen doesn't know what he's talkin' about." Cye replied.

"One 8." Sage tossed the card on the ground as he started talking. "I wish we could go to Hawaii."

"Why?" Mina wondered, "What's wrong with France?"

"Two 9's..." Rowen muttered, dropping the cards on the floor.

Sage shrugged. "Nothing's wrong with France, but I just want to go to Hawaii..."

Cye nodded in agreement, pulling free three cards and dropping them with the rest. "Four 10's."

"Personally, I think French people are weird..." Rowen started.

The others looked at him.

"Two jack's."

"B.S." Cye said distracted as he continued to stare at Rowen.

Mina picked up the cards and huffed to herself.

"What's so weird about French people?"

"One queen..."

"B.S." Rowen said and looked at Cye. "Well, I don't really know how to put this..they're just really weird--one king."

"Three ace's--so, are they like freaky?" Cye wondered. "Or do you mean weird in another way?"

Rowen shrugged. "I really can't explain it. I've just always been weirded out by French people."

"Well gee, Rowen, its nice to know you get weirded out by something you can't explain is so weird." Mina babbled. "Two 2's..."

"I'm ready..." came a quiet voice.

The four card playing people looked up to see Heero ready to go.

"Alright!" Mina cheered. She dropped her cards and jumped to her feet, smoothing out her shirt and jeans quickly after jumping up.

Rowen gathered up the cards and was the last to rise up.

"Well, let's go already..." Mina rushed. She picked up her carry-on bag.

"Our plane leaves in ten minutes. Let's get going." Cye explained. The others nodded and he lead them to the gate where their plane would be departing. "Please, oh please, if there is still a number of Gods that adorn me, let your likeness of me shine through. I just want to get on the damn plane. I just want the feeling that I'll actually get this vacation...and nothing more..." he bowed his head and started chanted as he walked.

Mina blinked as she watched Cye. "Dude, is he going nuts?"

Sage looked at her and then at Cye. He turned back to Mina and nodded. "Yes, Mina, our money-fish-loving boss is finally snapping."

Mina nodded slowly to Sage and looked forward at the back of Cye's head. Her expression was clearly marked 'worried'. Finally she stop observing Cye's head and looked at Sage.

"This," she started, looking down at the ground with a heavy sigh, "sucks..."

Sage took it upon himself to pat her on top of her head while agreeing a hundred percent.

Rowen and Heero both blinked owlishly with baffled expressions as they looked over at the two blondes. No words could explain what was going on in their minds. Well...actually six words could explain what they were thinking.

What. The. Hell. Is. Going. On?

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Sora: Hey, look Tai!

Kmoney: So, I see you've gotten pass my problems...

Sora: Well, yeah, haven't you?

Kmoney: Well...actually n-

Sora: *cuts her off* That's great. Glad to see you've come to terms with it...

Kmoney: Sora, did anyone ever tell you off camera you're real mean?

Sora: *blinks* ...No

Kmoney: Well, then I was the first. *Smiles* ^_^v

Sora: HEY! _

Kmoney: *teasingly* Don't cry, Sora...

Sora: Shut-up! I'm telling Matt!

Kmoney: Hey, you can't tell Matt!

Sora: Why not?

Kmoney: Because I'll tell him first! NYAN! *runs away*

Sora: HEY! *Chases her* Kmoney!